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I got it from tumblr and was gonna upload just the picture, but then I figured maybe that specific picture was written by that specific guy that also had an audiotrack uploaded with it (which you can also find here: You need to login to view this link ) but I cropped his name into the picture as well because I didn't want to unsource it, though I also didn't keep the comments cause I know you guys hate those. It's not OC, sorry, but I hope it might make you scoff or have a less bad day if you had one and if you had a decent or good day I hope this post continued that mood cause you probably deserve to have a good day.

Differences between Music Genres
Sentence - I saw an flower,
Rap - Yo, I was hangin' wit my *********** homes
and we saw a ************* flowa' in a *********** garden
Pop - I saw a flower; I saw a flower, I saw a flower.
It had blue petals; blue petals; blue petals.
Rock - In fields where nothing grew but weeds I found a
flower at my feet, bending there in my direction,
Ems - I came amass a beautiful flower, but it *******
DIED.
Country ' I was reditt a tractor and I was ' a beer,
but then I saw a putty little flower, and! said "Hey, yall!
we ardent flowers!",
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User avatar #2 - comicexplain ONLINE (04/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I like how the only genre that gets a pass of being mocked is rock. Wonder which one the OP listens to.
User avatar #27 - trippytrips (04/06/2014) [+] (7 replies)
A metal song about flowers? That's really putting the petal to the metal.
#6 - sniperknug (04/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Dubstep: WUBWUBWUB BRAAOOOWW WOOB WOOB
User avatar #8 - buccaneer (04/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Thumbs up for Rise Against lyrics
I love that song though I forgot the title
#15 - samxdaxman ONLINE (04/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Oh boy, more music elitists...
#12 - PenguinsOfMars (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I wonder which one the person that made this likes

pic semi related
#29 - envinite ONLINE (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I saw a flow *pitch drop* bowwww wooob wowowow wobwob bawww woob booowowowofloweeeeeeebeebeewweweweew bewew wubwub bowww woow wewewewowo
I saw a flow *pitch drop* bowwww wooob wowowow wobwob bawww woob booowowowofloweeeeeeebeebeewweweweew bewew wubwub bowww woow wewewewowo
#56 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
AFTER A HUNDERED DAYS OF FROZEN GROUND, I ARISE UP FROM THIS CURSED MOUND. POWERED BY BOTH DEATH AND FECES, I AM PUT PART OF A GARDENERS SICK THESIS

THEY STOMP ON ME
I GET RAPED, BY A BEE
RAPED BY A BEEEEEEE

SUDDENLY WE HEAR THE THUNDER, THAT A MILLION FLOWERS SPLATTERS UNDER. THE RULES OF LIFE THAT WE ABIDE, WILL BE SLASHED DRUING A LAWMOWER GENOCIDE
#39 - hargleblarg (04/06/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Because clearly metal is only full of singers whose vocal chords take a vacation across a cheese grater.
Because clearly metal is only full of singers whose vocal chords take a vacation across a cheese grater.

Van Canto - Take to the Sky (Lyrics)
User avatar #20 - carlonord (04/06/2014) [-]
Rise Against - The Good Left Undone

Sauce on the Rock example.

I ******* love Rise Against...
User avatar #13 - nyuORlucy ONLINE (04/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
thats not country. they forgot to mention having fun on a saturday night
#57 - empithree (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
just listen to the music, not to the genres.
just listen to the music, not to the genres.
#47 - gaborell (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**gaborell rolled image** what i listen to
**gaborell rolled image** what i listen to
#37 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Jazz - [There is a bizarre absence of any lyrics describing the flowers because the incredibly smooth saxophone melody makes you picture a swirling wonderland of all flowers known to man]

Folk - Every flower I've seen reminds me of an extremely vague young woman walking down the street whom I once looked at while driving my Prius to a farmer's market outside of my local Whole Foods grocery store.

Underground - This flower is so far underground it hasn't even germinated yet.

Disco - Some bizarre lyrics that use the term "flower" in lieu of "pussy".

Rave - [Music is too loud for to hear the lyrics and you're too busy communicating with the nearest woman by grinding your half-chub against her butt]
#5 - Deavas (04/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
thats not metal, thats deathcore. and deathcore is not metal
User avatar #51 - closothehomosexual ONLINE (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
******* rise against hell yeah
User avatar #30 - Himura (04/06/2014) [+] (11 replies)
The rap one needs to be redone, it would be more to the tune of:
* Beat starts *
* Pitbull warns us he's in this track. *
* Lil Wayne starts laughing *
Yo ***** , real ****** ain't got time to look at flowas, ***** .
I be makin moves to get mo money cuz I'm a moolionare
somehow all new rappers have all the money in the world as soon as they start rapping and don't need to rap but they do it for the love of rap.
dat's when I saw this chick that was so fine she could make any woman a lesbo
'dis stupid bitch was lookin at flowas an I was all,
"yo bitch wat dafuq u lookin at flowas fo bitch?"
"you need to be lookin atll dis paipa paper I be flossin'
she seen I was me an was all
"ooh ***** , let me suk yo cock and **** me wit yo big dick all night while we smoke weed eryday ***** "
yea, she was aight for a dumb bitch
* drops mic *
* track keeps playing while no one says anything *
* mandatory clip from old song that has absolutely nothing to do with this "song" *
* starts saying names of other rappers that say maybe three lines in track but because they're "established rappers" they have to be mentioned so they can take credit if newest rapper makes it "established rappers" can say it was thanks to them *
* Pitbull pops up saying random things in spanglish to pander to latinos *
#16 - oxYKellark (04/06/2014) [-]
METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#22 - darthbrofist (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Fun Fact: The "Rock" generalization is actually the opening lines to a Rise Against song.
#9 - kingoflint (04/05/2014) [-]
Most metal isn't just screaming. Actually does not contain an screaming at all, just a few specific subgenres
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