Old Spice Guy is on our side :DDDD

I am glad you guys enjoy my reply to Mr. George G. Smith Jr, and may all your bacon be delicious.

I'm on a horse.

OK! OK! So... when i'm in NSFW... and theres a video that has a title like... asian lesbians, I get all exited ... but no, it doesnt work on firefox.. but when some one posts a video of a half naked black guy... IT WORKS! WHY DONT YOU JUST KICK ME IN THE BALLS!

Wtf is with all the thumbs down on comments?

the bacon are now diamonds!!!

Why are there so many negative thumbs on some of the comments. Did anons get the right to vote again? and BTW this is SUPER FRIGGIN G- haha, u thought i was gonna say gay didnt you? Nope AWESOME!!!!!!!!

Amen.

Didn't they make a shitload of these and send them out all over the internet to people who supported the product?

IT SIMPLY WILL NOT DO!

wooo clap clap clap great speach

:'D

Truely inspiring.

Bacon Factory.

Too bad he's already the 147th king of /b/.

But if cartoons have taught me anything its that if something ever crashes into a factory that it would just come out cooked and rain down everywhere

Take a look at your daughter. Now back at mine. Now back at your daughter. Now back at mine. Sadly, she isn't mine, but if you stopped being a good parent and gave her a camera and slutty clothes she could ACT like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on Good Morning America, with the daughter your daughter could act like. What's in your hand? Back up, I have it. It's 2 consequences that will never be the same. Look again, THEY'RE STILL NOT THE SAME. Anything is possible if you give your daughter access to the internet.
I'm on the news.

does anyone remember the look at that horse guy on tosh.o?

"I'm on a butterfly." xD

that simply will not do.....

Wow, someone in the world likes bacon?
The only logical conclusion is that he goes to Funnyjunk..