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I was browsing this subreddit and thought I'd make a comp of the most hilarious ******** of this planet for you www.reddit.com/r/amibeingdetained

So without further ado let's begin. This video is of a random road safety check. Got a feeling like the cop was in the military. Dude caved in pretty quickly

Idiot open carries a MP5, wonders why he looks suspicious

Assmuncher doesn't want to show his proof of payment. Proceeds to ruin everyones' day.

Also candidate for most punchable face of the century

Idiot walks around the airport with an AR-15, wonders why cops keep an eye on him

******** drive into DUI checkpoint, then give permission to have their window smashed in. Window is smashed in and they wonder why the window was smashed in

Idiot couple claim to not smoke weed, hilarity ensues

Man does not consent to having window broken. Cop doesn't give a **** . Hilarity ensues yet again

Sources in order:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjSyRXajOfg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj9wahCTz08
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGxSzn5DKK4
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxnFWOaJGD4
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTG5rWF_Uis
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-qowkBks2I
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p7lndGi-sI
Also: www.reddit.com/r/amibeingdetained

PS: Yes, this is a repost. I had posted this comp a while ago and it was suggested I repost it so more people can see it

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Submitted:	07/31/2015

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#14 - anon (07/31/2015) [-]

"Help! Call the po-leece!"

Sir, we are the police.

#114 to #14 - ganaloththedragon (08/01/2015) [-]

I cried from laughter at that part.

#208 to #14 - theinternetwizard (08/01/2015) [-]

Jesus christ
they had their children in the car and they act like that.
They should loose custody

+80

#60 - saturated (08/01/2015) [-]

"Is speeding a crime?"

"Can you prove that I'm driving?.. No I'm traveling"

mooore

#99 to #60 - steezburger (08/01/2015) [-]

no I'm just traveling... uh... in the drivers seat

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#46 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]

"Well let me just ask you, am I being detained?"
"Yeah."
"Ok well, um..."
Nothing to say because that's all his buddies taught him to say when he's talking to a cop.

#175 to #46 - hikakiller (08/01/2015) [-]

>dude sounds like a complete ********
>continues to talk about 'constitutional rights'
I don't think people like this should carry, open or concealed. When you can't be a responsible gun owner and accept that a cop just wants to see if your weapon is fully automatic without throwing irrelevant laws in his face, you clearly have a flaw in your thinking process

#177 to #175 - hikakiller (08/01/2015) [-]

In addition, people who think they know the ins and outs of law bother me. They don't prevent anything negative from taking place, and they make the cop's job much harder and more aggravating

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#28 - DivineInfinity (07/31/2015) [-]

You can tell these guys are on reddit the whole day and only come out to "excersice their rights". Too bad the police lift rights for a profession

moar please. I hate how much I like it

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#3 - rockergamer ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]

>being a cunt when the cop is being cool

although they're trained to act civil, they're still human

don't provoke the guys with mace, tasers, and guns

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#97 to #3 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]

so your saying i should fear the government? obviously your not american... there's a reason why we're not part of Britain anymore

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#98 to #97 - toosexyforyou (08/01/2015) [-]

He's saying that you should be a decent human being to other decent human beings.

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#220 to #97 - minorian (08/01/2015) [-]

No, you shouldn't provoke people in a position of power. They are only human. Just because a biker with tattoos is not allowed to be violent, do you go up to him and start calling him a cunt and expect him to not bash yer head in?

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#124 to #97 - slapchoppin (08/01/2015) [-]

if you're not afraid to **** with people who control an army then you're retarded

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#146 to #3 - tiltaz (08/01/2015) [-]

"although they're trained to act civil, they're still human"
I like how you think that cops have the right to be human.
If in any case they **** up, don matter what state, they will get sued and fired.
That's the same with any occupation that has a lot of responsibility, if you think of a operating doctor, sure he is human and can make **** ups, but those **** ups can cost someones life, so no, when you are doing a job with that much responsibility you are really obligated to not "Be human", on the contrary, its better for you to be a well oiled machine, with no feelings or emotions and just do your job by the book.

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#56 - donmakemehlaf (08/01/2015) [-]

"i smell pot"
"no you dont"
what the absolute **** .

#162 to #56 - asmodeu (08/01/2015) [-]

If they were any smart hey could say that the smell comes from being sweaty hippies. The two smells are very similar anyway.

#142 to #56 - thisisspartah ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]

"call the police"
"We are the police"

#144 to #142 - thisisspartah ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]

even better
kid says "why do i have to get out of the car?"
like father like son

#249 to #144 - lordogames ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]

It made me sad, though. I'm not happy that people like them are allowed to have kids and put them in these kinds of situations.

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#131 to #56 - ritzrules (08/01/2015) [-]

When the camera reveals his greasy hair and neckbeard

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#61 to #56 - nibblebrsingr (08/01/2015) [-]

#123 to #61 - dracory (08/01/2015) [-]

"you are not committing a crime,
you've never seen a crime"

#100 to #61 - Churchandtex (08/01/2015) [-]

Gave me chuckle, m8

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#19 - manymen ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]

the papi in the last one is bad ass. Usually cops use the window puncture thingy that cracks the window, the dude in the last one legit ripped the window off

#285 to #19 - tugaii (08/01/2015) [-]

I never knew they hired terminators to be cops.

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#8 - comicexplain (07/31/2015) [-]

That first one got so much better.

#173 to #8 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]

The dude was about to **** himself and was mumbling like a ************ .

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#15 to #8 - comicexplain (07/31/2015) [-]

That second one. "Am I being detained." "Yeah." "*Silent frustrated confusion*"

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#17 to #15 - comicexplain (07/31/2015) [-]

Third one is what would happen if Napoleon Dynamite decided to go to college.

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#29 to #17 - comicexplain (07/31/2015) [-]

Annnd... The last one. God, that took me hours to get through all of this.

"<_> Is speeding a crime."

#160 to #29 - YllekNayr (08/01/2015) [-]

You are easily my favorite explain
Dndxplain is a close second, though

#165 to #160 - dndxplain ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]

I feel the same way

#217 to #160 - comicexplain (08/01/2015) [-]

Just glad to help!

#132 to #29 - ritzrules (08/01/2015) [-]

"I'm not driving, I'm travelling."

****** a. That might just be the greatest.

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#49 - SteyrAUG (08/01/2015) [-]

"Oh, I know, I'll just ask these cops 25 times if I'm being detained even though he already told me yes"

That level of stupid hurts other people.

Everyone is dumber for having watched this post.

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#58 - flamingpie ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]

THEY'RE TRYING TO ATTACK MY NUTS THAT IS NOT PROPER USE OF THAT DEVICE

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#24 - dhme (07/31/2015) [-]

YES! MORE PLEASE MORE!

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#63 - blunted (08/01/2015) [-]

This is why cops don't have any patience....these idiots go around looking for trouble therefore shortening the patience level of the guys doing a job. I don't condone any of these peoples actions or cops jumping to shoot but if people didn't go out of their way to **** with cops I'm fairly sure there would be far less police shootings.

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#34 - macross ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]

I dont get the comments in the actual youtube vids? people actually support them?! why is it that you guys think police are evil? i honestly dont get that mindset.

#35 to #34 - atomschlumpf [OP](08/01/2015) [-]

The YouTube comment section is one of the dumbest places on the internet

#195 to #35 - Spitfirex (08/01/2015) [-]

probably 3 of the top 5

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#9 - AmusableBman ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]

Seriously, I'm all for guns, but who the hell thinks it's a good idea to open-carry anything bigger than a pistol (Hunters excluded, they have good reason to)? All that's going to do is make people panicky, get cops called on you, and make gun owners look worse than they already do. I know your AR-15 and MP5 are cool, but don't ******* walk around in broad daylight with them.

#10 to #9 - AmusableBman ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]

Also open-carrying at an airport? Jesus, some people are dumb

#16 to #10 - LTB (07/31/2015) [-]

Not to mention he was just wandering. I mean **** , some people get the cops called on them for just shiftily wandering around an airport, let alone when they're carrying a gun to boot.

#32 to #16 - comicexplain (08/01/2015) [-]

I'd have suggested arresting him for terrorism, and I hate that word being flung around easily. Dude is allowed to open carry, but you don't wander around an airport of all places with it, strutting about. Key word being wandering; he knew exactly what he was doing, and that was provoking fear to get police attention for his little blog.

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#153 - YllekNayr (08/01/2015) [-]

I made this

#198 to #153 - miwauturu (08/01/2015) [-]

#188 - Moosoulja (08/01/2015) [-]

It took me nearly two hours to get through this **** because I had to pause go over to my window and just sadly look out at the street for a few minutes to mentally prepare myself to continue on.

#103 - agreatusername (08/01/2015) [-]

An officer of the law is appointed as such to enforce and uphold the law of the United States, the state in which they are appointed and the county as such. Therefor they have the authority to detain you for anything they believe might be infringing on those laws.
If you are doing nothing wrong, and you know it, just comply, obey all lawful orders and then you will be on your way in less than 15 minutes.
An officer can detain your for reasonable suspicion of almost anything, all the officer has to do is say it, as soon as he states "i have reasonable suspicion of..." its done, he can order you to do anything and no amount of videos, lawyers, or crying can get you out of it if you decide you want to resist, which in of itself is against the law. As soon as you begin resisting orders you can be arrested for delaying a police investigation.
Its really simple folks, dont resist, dont get arrested just because you want to be a badass.

#82 - captainpoopdeck (08/01/2015) [-]

My favorite: "What you may have, is the opportunity to" *SMASH* "I'm fixin' to taze you!" "AGAUAGUAUGAUHAUG"

#137 - ritzrules (08/01/2015) [-]

Instructions unclear, dick caught in taser

#147 - GoldenLotus (08/01/2015) [-]

On the other hand, this could also be a comp of public servants with the patience of saints.

#176 to #147 - miwauturu (08/01/2015) [-]

These days we actually get training on how to deal with FoTL, at least i did in training. It really helps when you know what you're dealing with.

#262 to #176 - klaes (08/01/2015) [-]

Nevermind, found it.

#261 to #176 - klaes (08/01/2015) [-]

What's FoTL?