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#41 - anonymous (10/17/2009)
The real problem is that parents are told not to discipline their children. Even breathe in the same room as kids and someone starts calling you an abusive parent. Instead of timeouts and letting your kid "express themselves," how about the back of your hand? Smack them until they shut up. But oh no, can't do that. We have a whole generation of children that was supposed to be gentler and better behaved because of pill-popping and no physical discipline, and how's that working out? It's not working. Our parents (at least mine) made me earn their respect. They told me when I was screwing up, and they whupped the hell out of me when I needed it. I'm glad they did. I learned to not be a little brat, and no kid is learning that today.
#38 - anonymous (08/23/2009)
Wow you guys are retarded, I wish that adults had had this negativity toward you when YOU were children, because then maybe you wouldn't be so fucked up.
#39 to #38 - anonymous (08/24/2009)
wow, too bad you dont have a sense of humor you must hate your life :(
#37 - anonymous (08/14/2009)
ur all just that ur a mistake when u were a kid cuz ur parents didnt use a condom think ur comments thrugh nxt time its ok 99.9 % of kids r mistakes
#36 - anonymous (08/09/2009)
I would grab that kid and throw him against a wall. I effing HATE kids.
#32 - anonymous (06/22/2009)
Kids........ the hardest job u will ever have.... think twice before you decide to have em...... wear a condom if ur not sure! I love this commercial!
User avatar #31 - DrFeelbad (06/07/2009)
This is why I use birth control. And why I do my shopping as fast as possible. There should be a separate island or planet for people with kids!
#40 to #31 - anonymous (09/30/2009)
you are saying you should have been put on an island or never had then
#35 to #31 - anonymous (07/20/2009)
you know if your parents had decided the same thing....you would have never been born....its the parents who need to take responsibility in their kids and give them a good ass whoopen i woulda beat that kids ass if he was mine right in front of everybody
#33 to #31 - anonymous (06/26/2009)
I agree I really have grown over the years to hate kids period! All they do is take over the planet, get too spoiled, are ungrateful little brats, then teens are no better! I love your comment DrFeelbad about there being a separate island/planet for ppl with kids, preferrably a planet where they DIE OFF! LOL! I just can't stand them or ppl who indulge those ungrateful losers!
#29 - anonymous (03/22/2009)
fla fana ban bum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [i want those sweeties!]
#28 - anonymous (03/19/2009)
its a condom commercial cuz hes da father, and he didnt use a condom, and thts how he got the kid,and ,ugh its hard 2 explain 2 sum1 inexperienced.
#26 - oopBoop (02/28/2009)
but why is it a condom commercial?
#34 to #26 - anonymous (07/17/2009)
because it shows you that sex is good but without a condom it sucks =p
#24 - anonymous (01/29/2009)
that kid needs those sweets alright...CRAMMED UP HIS FUKIN ARSE!! ID SHOVE THAT FUKIN PACKET UP HIS ARSE THEN TAKE IT OUT AND MAKE HIM EAT HIS SH!T COVERED SWEETS. P.S. kids suck hairy rat ballz
#30 to #24 - anonymous (04/08/2009)
Fuck children. My rights and privileges as an adult are always under attack because "the children might be hurt".
#27 to #24 - anonymous (03/01/2009)
first i bet ur under 21 and secont u are a kid or was one ps: if someone replyes to this message i was never a kid that means ur a test tube baby
#25 to #24 - anonymous (02/01/2009)
kids suck hairy rat ballz? what wer you wen you wer little huh? a BITCH thats wat u fuckin piece of bull crap
#22 - anonymous (12/31/2008)
is that a condom cormeccial
#23 to #22 - anonymous (01/11/2009)
im a fraid it is
#19 - anonymous (11/29/2008)
wtf id beat the shyt out of that lil brat heyl naw dat lil biotch need some fukin disiplin
#18 - anonymous (03/01/2008)
That's awesome. My sentiments exaclty. Children suck, and they grow up to break your heart.
#17 - anonymous (11/17/2007)
im getting some... butthat kid is like my lil bro exept worse i mean wow that scared me ._.
#16 - anonymous (09/10/2007)
Aw, man! I would have kicked the shit out of that little fucker! I hate kids, but this made me hate them even more! God, if I have kids and they behave like this, I am killing them
#20 to #16 - anonymous (12/09/2008)
condoms? wat this guy needs is a life
#15 - anonymous (07/19/2007)
Abortion. Abortion. abortion. omfg. abortion? i think so. if anyone disagrees with me therye fuckign idots. Its a womans body & choice if she wants to have children or not. And hello dummbass.
#21 to #15 - anonymous (12/30/2008)
really now? so the kid has no say in the matter...idiot
#14 - anonymous (06/21/2007)
man i would fuk him up to a pulp lol jk.i would spank is ass till there is nothin
#13 - anonymous (06/14/2007)
kids like that can kiss my ass and go to hell
#12 - anonymous (06/13/2007)
Wow, it sucks how over here they have just made some laws so you cant hit them, you used to be able to ...
#11 - anonymous (06/04/2007)
man if that were my kid id ground him and give him a spankin
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