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How i got my Asian gf

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I actually did it twice in two attempts but only got the second one on video.
She calls me her white chopstick-ninja boyfriend.

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#2 - anonymous (08/23/2012) [-]
My cat jumped out the window trying to catch a bird, I seen her jump and ran towards her. She hit the ashtray on the ledge, fell to the ground and burst in to flames. I ran down and blew on her trying to put her out, to no avail I pulled the money out of my wallet, used it as a fan and blew her out. Just then an Asian girl walked around the corner and seen me cooling down her fathers best dish with a wad of money. that, is how I got my Asian gf.

Posted as anon because **** you and your calculator.
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