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#11 - balldankies
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(11/17/2011) [-]
and thats how you prevent granchildren
#18 to #11 - anon id: 7e0d3686
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Grandchildren are your childs children...so how do you give birth to grandchildren if you dont have a child before them in the first place?
#30 to #18 - jerkyninja
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your lack of intelligence disturbs me....
#59 to #18 - drtaconinetysix
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I couldn't even finish the sentence for how unintelligent it was. I stopped half way.
#459 to #59 - Cal
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(11/18/2011) [-]
Don't you mean eight?!
#140 to #18 - highclassbean
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#55 to #18 - thisisspartacus **User deleted account**
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#375 to #18 - seventytwovolt
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I need this guy's date of birth, a chainsaw, and a time machine.
NOW.
#493 to #18 - djentdjent
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#454 to #18 - wiinor
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this is why you are an anon.
User avatar #381 to #18 - crazybaz
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(11/18/2011) [-]
If i said i hated skyrim, which i dont... i'd get less red thumbs than you.
#110 - FightClub
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This image has expired
this is probably him directly after <<
#60 - theonlyingrid
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#13 - RoscoeG
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#483 - theducksavage
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(11/19/2011) [-]
**theducksavage rolled a random image** how his balls felt
#12 - wolfekilla
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#144 - captianscience
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#219 to #144 - anon id: e1f37484
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(11/18/2011) [-]
I used the Yawarakai-Te in Magicka and I can't remember who the last person I texted was. I think I'm good
#232 to #144 - anon id: cf54aad3
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(11/18/2011) [-]
My girlfriend and the original Halo assault rifle from Combat Evolved.
Considering it would have infinite ammo and that gun has zero recoil and fires 7.62x39 I think they'll get nowhere near.
#237 to #144 - TopDawg
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(11/18/2011) [-]
Hmm this girl I'm talking with, and the SCAR-H with a Masterkey.

Ooh-Rah, let the good times roll.
#170 to #144 - anon id: 35311803
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(11/18/2011) [-]
really hot chick in my grade, with unlimited flames from skyrim
User avatar #188 to #144 - ddawgz
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(11/18/2011) [-]
Uh my friend that has benefits and the M16 from black ops as i had to wait to get MW3

So i would say i am doing good
User avatar #196 to #144 - Bizbee
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(11/18/2011) [-]
Girl I'm trying to get and a Scar-L with red dot sight! Lets ******* do this!
#202 to #144 - onichild
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(11/18/2011) [-]
hmm... one of my closest friends and a skyforge steel sword... i'm good to go
#208 to #144 - pleaseelaborate
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(11/18/2011) [-]
One of my closest friends and.... oh god.. Pikmin
#165 to #144 - rubanman
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(11/18/2011) [-]
partner: mom.
****.
weapon: PP90M1 with extended mags.
...i can deal with that.
User avatar #145 to #144 - dakotakp
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(11/18/2011) [-]
I'm a lucky man, partner: best friend that comes from military family.

Weapon duel elven sword with fire damage that does extra damage to enemies on fire!
User avatar #149 to #145 - zerofire
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haha yours is close to mine. Duel elven axes with lightning danmage and my best friend also from a military background
User avatar #210 to #149 - mylesv
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(11/18/2011) [-]
My Little Sister
and A mushroom from super mario.....
Atleast i die high
#164 to #144 - goml
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(11/18/2011) [-]
My female friend and a p90.



yay?
#163 to #144 - Noblevillain
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Survival Partner: Girl I like that is going into the marines.
Last Weapon used: The BADASS pistol from Halo: Combat Evolved.

... Yea, I think I'll do just fine.
#157 to #144 - disdik
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(11/18/2011) [-]
My girlfriend and The Brass Beast... God dayum i dont think this could of worked out any better.
#173 to #157 - joelskee
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(11/18/2011) [-]
good to see a tf2 wep =)
User avatar #211 to #144 - crowcolin
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(11/18/2011) [-]
My wicked buff friend who rapes with me on CoD and Battlefield and a model 1887
#204 to #144 - foreveraloneninja
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Hot friend, and mage power from warcraft
#207 to #144 - ElxPadre **User deleted account**
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User avatar #198 to #144 - hudsen
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(11/18/2011) [-]
My swim coach and the Mark 11.
Not too shabby.
User avatar #166 to #144 - wyattheriot
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(11/18/2011) [-]
My girlfriend and a blades sword :D
User avatar #192 to #144 - TheReptar
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this girl im trying to get with and Daedric sword with fire enchant and a daedric dagger with lightening enchant D:
#151 to #144 - Robogenisis
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(11/18/2011) [-]
My brother and an AK-47. I think I have a very good chance at surviving :D
User avatar #178 to #144 - theonlyspy
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(11/18/2011) [-]
my friend Andreas
A wrist gun and a hidden blade (assassins creed)
#148 to #144 - TheScarecrow
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(11/18/2011) [-]
Survival partner: My girlfriend
Last weapon used in video game: Bombs from The Legend of Zelda Twilight princess.
Im good, sandwich maker and infinite bombs :,D
#189 to #144 - drunkhippie
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(11/18/2011) [-]
survival partner: nobody ever texts me...
weapon: my mom won't let me play violent games
User avatar #146 to #144 - chiefboss
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(11/18/2011) [-]
i would be with the hottest girl in school and be using a mp5 party hard
User avatar #233 to #144 - ridenour
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(11/18/2011) [-]
y best friend and the axe of whiterun and a steel sword
User avatar #235 to #233 - ridenour
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(11/18/2011) [-]
*My*
#239 to #144 - creamymcgee
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(11/18/2011) [-]
a girl named Nicole and a Plasma Cutter. you know what? **** that knife I'll curb stomp and punch the **** out of zombies when they get close
#226 to #144 - lordlard
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(11/18/2011) [-]
my girlfriend and unlimited Combine Pulse Rifle ammo, sweet
#190 to #144 - ricecrispies
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All these posts talking about texting girlfriends, I do not think that means what you think it means....
#194 to #190 - disdik
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User avatar #215 to #144 - thatguyuthinkuknow
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that would be my GF and the overcharged zero-point energy field manipulator!

#181 to #144 - yayitzmatt
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(11/18/2011) [-]
My broseph Jake, and 3-Word Dragon Fire from Skyrim..
User avatar #206 to #144 - fuckingponys
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(11/18/2011) [-]
my badass wrestling friend and this girl from my school with dual swords in skyrim. gonna **** some people up
#180 to #144 - badassbikerst
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(11/18/2011) [-]
My girlfriend.

And a pack a punched thundergun.

I'm set
#203 to #144 - grecklin
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#176 to #144 - capoeiraman
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(11/18/2011) [-]
my girlfriend and a bow from minecraft not bad
User avatar #199 to #144 - tigerfist
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my ex and a ebony bow im set
#174 to #144 - docxy
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(11/18/2011) [-]
my friend tiffany
and i get an m60 with red dot sight

neat
#197 to #144 - tdotlegitz
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A fat kid and a fireball from skyrim. I'm set.
User avatar #167 to #144 - captainrattrap
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(11/18/2011) [-]
my sister
mustang and sally. Shiattt... Better get some PHD... Fuuuhhh...
#195 to #144 - anon id: 577cc57e
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My Marine brother and SA80 assault rifle **** yeah give me the tops
User avatar #162 to #144 - whiteflames
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partner: my friend
weapon: ACR with silencer and red dot sight
#191 to #144 - bigdaddystacks
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My partner is this girl I've been trying to get with for 2 months now. My weapon is flames and shock from skyrim :)
User avatar #160 to #144 - sandninja
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survival partner: user: ******************
weapon: mk-14 mod 0
survivability: 75-100%
#179 to #144 - obsceneburger
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My survival partner would be my Ex

and my weapon would be a shunt power up from blur.


Do i get to keep the car too? Because if so, I get a Shelby GT500 :D
User avatar #158 to #144 - ojw
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Survial partner: my friend who is a millionaire... no joke.
Weapon: firebolt destruction spell...

this should be fun.
#177 to #144 - anon id: f226e615
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(11/18/2011) [-]
redneck friend and summon flame atronach + flames
zombies be running
#156 to #144 - poophed
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(11/18/2011) [-]
some girl at my school who would die in 5 minutes and teen gohan ssj2's super kamehameha. i think i'm good
#186 to #144 - noodlelover
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**noodlelover rolled a random image** survival partner chuck norris.... last weapon used..... his chin fist
#147 to #144 - xavierthelegend
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Would Scizor count as a weapon?
User avatar #150 to #147 - TheScarecrow
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what game did you play that scizzors were a weapon?
#154 to #150 - dethmaul
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(11/18/2011) [-]
Probably the Pokemon.

My best friend, and I can't remember the last game I played. I'm deployed, and don't take a laptop with me. So, Solotaire. Infinite ninja star playing card?
#182 to #154 - theparadox
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DUDE, I must know... how many servicemen openly enjoy MPL????
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#183 to #182 - theparadox
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(11/18/2011) [-]
****! *MLP
#231 to #183 - dethmaul
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Oh lol. I've never heard of it until a month or so ago when I started FJ, and never heard anyone mention it. It's like a ghost in my world.
#474 to #231 - theparadox
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******* YES. Now I can go tell my Richard Simmonsgy Brony friends that I was right! So, what's your MOS?
#486 to #474 - dethmaul
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C-130 crew chief.
#487 to #486 - theparadox
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Ah, so you're Air Force! Interesting. I'm in Air Force JROTC (okay.jpg)
#490 to #487 - dethmaul
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Sweets.
#153 to #144 - jaygrizzle
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(11/18/2011) [-]
Survival Partner: Mom
Last weapon used: Dildo from Saints The Third

...****
#185 to #153 - yayitzmatt
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#119 - dasbrot
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Flawless victory!
Flawless victory!