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Lets call the Church: Press 4


So basically it tells you "If your an american patriot, press 4" So this is what happens when you press 4. Delay calling these guys sucks, to many people are calling right now.
EDIT:
Been trying to call for the past half hour. It gives me the busy tone. Gonna go longboarding then try again later
EDIT EDIT:
Finally got through for the second time. Hears the link:
funnyjunk.com/movies/2601137/Lets+call+the+Church+2+Press+5/
PART 3:
funnyjunk.com/movies/2601187/Lets+call+the+Church+3+Press+6/
PART 4:
funnyjunk.com/movies/2603259/Lets+call+the+Church+4+Press+7/

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User avatar #55 - jigglepuff (09/12/2011) [+] (7 replies)
Disclaimer:
Real Christians are not like this, in fact, we hate people like this. Us normal Christians are like all of you, we play video games and watch porn.

Sincerely,
Decent people
+1
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User avatar #62 to #61 - hifivedrew (09/12/2011) [-]
**hifivedrew rolls 00** i shall save this party!
User avatar #58 - ALPHABETY (09/12/2011) [-]
AMERICA IS ONE BIG STINKY TRASH CAN FULL OF POOP!
#82 - FreakyTodd (09/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Here's my 2 cents.
I'm a Christian. I laugh at funny jokes, whether they be dark or sexist. I approve of same sex marriage. I support the troops, not the war. I don't rub my religion in other peoples faces. I go to church on Sundays and youth groups on Wednesdays.
TBH: most Christians of today share my beliefs. We despise and pity the Westoboro Baptist church. It sickens me to know there are people out there like this. Please don't think we're all like this. We're not.
#79 - genericaccount (09/12/2011) [-]
Ima just leave this here...
#50 - CanadAssassiN (09/12/2011) [-]
And this is why i hate religion
#77 - grandmabetty (09/12/2011) [-]
I'm English - but **** OFF YOU STUPID ******* HOMOPHOBIC CUNTBAGS, NOBODY SHARES YOUR ******* OPINION SO WHY THE **** DO YOU EXIST!!!!!!! SHIRLEY AND FRED - THROW YOURSELF OFF A CLIFF WITH A BOULDER CHAINED TO YOUR ******* KNEE YOU UGLY ******** BRAINDEAD CIRCLE-JERKING **********
#36 - caffinatedpeach (09/12/2011) [-]
Totally lost it when this like 60 year old guy says poop.
#5 - ryanne (09/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Stinky trash can full of poop? Really? Did they not have a thesaurus to use bigger words?

This made me sick. If they hate America so much, why do they live here? Utilizing our freedom of speech? Disgusting people.
#75 - hotfuzznarp (09/12/2011) [-]
what the hell is wrong with these people XD
what the hell is wrong with these people XD
#38 - starchitect (09/12/2011) [-]
- "Hey starchitect, wouldn't YOU want to live in AMERICA?!"

- "NO! Haven't you heard?! America is one giant stinky trashcan full of POOP!"

Seems legit.
#83 - satellites (09/12/2011) [-]
This isn't funny at all. It's sickening and I would honestly love to shove my foot up all of their asses.
#84 - FightClub (09/12/2011) [-]
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LOL ******* church
#8 - mightyleprechau (09/12/2011) [-]
Jesus does not approve their message
#3 - bagofshenanigans ONLINE (09/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#74 - fridaywesoexcited (09/12/2011) [-]
What I immediately thought of after he said "fag filth"
User avatar #17 - acedce (09/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Lol Christian Mingle ad
#60 - ninjacowboy (09/12/2011) [-]
Lol. I like laughing at stupid people...everyone has their views...but some people just don't know when to shut up...and thats when it gets funny.
<-- pic sort of related
#47 - TheZohan (09/12/2011) [-]
I hear the WBC is doing all this 			****		 just so they can sue anyone who attacks them or takes away their right to protest on the street.  
The Phelps family is FULL of lawyers. And there are cameras everywhere inside of their house and their making money off people who attack them.   
They're just doing this for the money.  
Source: Former WBC Member.  
BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS!
I hear the WBC is doing all this **** just so they can sue anyone who attacks them or takes away their right to protest on the street.
The Phelps family is FULL of lawyers. And there are cameras everywhere inside of their house and their making money off people who attack them.
They're just doing this for the money.
Source: Former WBC Member.
BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS!
User avatar #2 - christyrob (09/11/2011) [-]
I wonder what would happen if you called them the anti-christ and asked them if you hate america so much then why are stationed their ********* .
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