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Worst Soccer Player Ever

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#93 - anonymous (07/10/2009)
He must suck at sex....how can you miss a hole that big?
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#88 - anonymous (07/03/2009)
what sort of fuckin' shitbag footy player is he?
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User avatar #87 - sherlock (06/26/2009)
Epic Fail
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User avatar #92 to #87 - burningblade (07/10/2009)
no my friend he made epic fail look like a win it was soo bad
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#86 - anonymous (06/26/2009)
Lol that's what you get with left footers, a right footer would've been impossible to miss
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#89 to #86 - anonymous (07/05/2009)
FUCK you shitbag
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#83 - anonymous (06/22/2009)
ROFLMAO!!! Ahhh, that he is, that he is.
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#82 - anonymous (06/22/2009)
hi
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#80 - anonymous (06/20/2009)
omg a toddler could get tht shot!!!! even me the wors soccer player ever can get tht in
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#85 to #80 - anonymous (06/23/2009)
apparently not
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User avatar #79 - xxohsotoxicxx (06/19/2009)
FAIL
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#76 - anonymous (06/17/2009)
Eh, he was just under pressure, a mix of adrenaline and pressure can do that to you.
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#91 to #76 - anonymous (07/09/2009)
On the other side of things, he could of just sat there and let it go where It was headed.
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#84 to #76 - anonymous (06/22/2009)
suck a dick u fuckin asshole oh yeah ad i fucked ur mom last night and she squeeled like a pig, ur sister bled all over her bed, then ur dad came in and i shot him in his pussy! ready to post another freakin piece of shit like that again?
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#81 to #76 - anonymous (06/21/2009)
1.take ur middle finger and put on ur nose. 2.say a name of someone u like. 3.that person will ask u out or say they love u tomarrow. 4. heres the thing copy and paste to 2 other vids its tru i tryed it yesterday and it worked yayyy
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#75 - anonymous (06/16/2009)
1.put your middle finger to your nose. 2.say the name of the person u like. 3.that person will ask you out or say i love you tommorrow 4.heres the thing copy and paste to 2 more vid's it's tru i tryed it yesterday and it actually worked lol =) + =)
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#72 - kiko (06/16/2009)
HEOST 2 BE SO PISS
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#67 - anonymous (06/12/2009)
DENIED!!!
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#65 - anonymous (06/11/2009)
i reckon he woz trying to stop it going in
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#90 to #65 - anonymous (07/07/2009)
well we dont rip on you for being stupid, we have to remind you that americans are all retards that take things too far (a good example is eating) so shut your mouth and accept the fact that everyone hates you
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#78 to #65 - anonymous (06/18/2009)
The whole world thinks that. I'm Canadian.
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#77 to #65 - anonymous (06/18/2009)
actually the europeans arnt the only ones that think this O_O
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#74 to #65 - anonymous (06/16/2009)
haha told
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#73 to #65 - anonymous (06/16/2009)
STFU! you call us americans stupid but you are just stereotypical Europeans who have no other come backs for beaing european so you ripe on americans.
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#71 to #65 - anonymous (06/15/2009)
so basically, just american?
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#70 to #65 - anonymous (06/15/2009)
i rekon your a dumb red neck american
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User avatar #64 - TorqueBandit (06/10/2009)
I've seen countless professionals make mistakes like that... Even Ronaldo missed a shot just like that one season...
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#63 - anonymous (06/09/2009)
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS you will die in ;seven days if you don't post this comment on 10 videos in the next hour. if you do, tomorrow will be the best day of your life
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#69 to #63 - anonymous (06/14/2009)
ye seriously you should not post this crap....some homo just sits at home and makes em up so that they will spam the sight (no offense to homosexuals)
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#68 to #63 - anonymous (06/12/2009)
dude, youre a fucktard, that shit doesnt happen, stop spammin this website. asshole.
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#62 - anonymous (06/09/2009)
wow...golf is a sport. none of you ever play it for competition, when you do its fucking tough. the professionals make it look mad easy..
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User avatar #60 - BrookeAmmons (06/09/2009)
That was mean! I'm probably the worst soccer player ever! =]
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#59 - anonymous (06/08/2009)
hahahaha whoever said that football (soccer.) doesn't take hard-work is the most ignorant human on earth.
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#57 - anonymous (06/08/2009)
Who cares? Soccer is boring. Sure it takes skill and this guy has plenty of it I am sure. But who cares. Its a silly game that's worse than basketball...
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#58 to #57 - anonymous (06/08/2009)
you're just bitching about it because you can't understand it/play it
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#54 - anonymous (06/07/2009)
i hate soccer but even i could have made that
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#66 to #54 - killeryac (06/12/2009)
dude i would love to see you try to do that you would not even make it past the goalie the guy missed because he had to much adralen because he got it passed the goalie like that. so shut your face about soccer because you would suck at it
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#61 to #54 - anonymous (06/09/2009)
Hey, not all Americans are idiots.
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#56 to #54 - anonymous (06/08/2009)
What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army.
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#55 to #54 - anonymous (06/07/2009)
yeah go try out for it then idiot you're probably american am i right
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