mormons. . If I became a h/ Corman, got 5 wives, enlisted them all in the army, and they all died, would I get , 000 in death benefits? Your wisdom is astoundin
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If I became a h/ Corman, got 5
wives, enlisted them all in the
army, and they all died, would
I get , 000 in death
benefits?
Your wisdom is astounding
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#2 - classygentleman (10/17/2013) [+] (44 replies)
I am a mormon, and you are half right down there....not in over 100 years.
And heres what I tell everyone, you cant marry two people, so why do you think we can? Religion or not, there are still legal things involved. We cant, we dont want to, and we havent.



I am ready for your hate.
#70 - fuckinfuckinfuck (10/17/2013) [-]
Yeah Windows Phone!
#103 - Crisfall (10/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
**Crisfall rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at a magical portal opens! ** <- My favourite wife
**Crisfall rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at a magical portal opens! ** <- My favourite wife
User avatar #21 - iamabunwolf (10/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
i was born into a Mormon family, hated it, dropped that shit as soon as i could. i defiantly believe the church gets all the shit it deserves, however, Mormons do not believe in polygamy, and haven't for around a hundred years.

if you're gonna bag on someone, at least bag on them for actual reasons.
User avatar #67 - perdition (10/17/2013) [-]
The widower could become a superhero with all that money! More than he ever expected.

More-Man!
User avatar #23 - sexyhimself (10/17/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I don't know about mormons or many other religions. but what do eveyone have against them?
User avatar #112 - satalic (10/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
We cant marry more then one person. JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE Im mormon (LDS)
#89 - hentaisweetie (10/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
**hentaisweetie rolled a random image posted in comment #4080452 at Friendly ** My 5 wives. #1
User avatar #1 - vindictivenature (10/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Mormons haven't practiced polygamy in over a century. At least not the largest sect, many smaller ones do.
User avatar #51 - demigodofmadness (10/17/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Hi, how did you get screen cap on your windows phone?
User avatar #50 - douevensax (10/17/2013) [-]
Hello, I is Mormon. Begin the ask. If we still practiced polygamy, I would totally do this.
#42 - watanigga **User deleted account** (10/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Death benefits are $400k a person in the military.
#37 - stagger (10/17/2013) [-]
I know, I know Jehovah's Witness =/= Mormon.

But I don't have anything Mormon related in my reaction folder.

I like sloths.
User avatar #14 - dapape (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was born in the LDS church and can honestly say it is the most ridiculous institution I have ever heard of. Followers of the Mormon religion are blind as a bag of DICKS.
User avatar #35 to #14 - sketchE (10/17/2013) [-]
i may be wrong on the matter but im pretty sure you werent born in the tabernacle
User avatar #96 - phantomonkey (10/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"I won a religious debate today"
-- No One Ever
User avatar #108 to #96 - ihatem (10/18/2013) [-]
Haven't seen the religion board much have you?
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User avatar #38 - AlexAndTheBeatles (10/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Everyone's debating about Mormons or something and I'm sitting here wondering how you took a screen cap on a Windows Phone!
User avatar #18 - syntheticdoll (10/17/2013) [-]
And if they survive, you get a squad of badass amazon bodyguards. Who you can fuck any day.
User avatar #8 - chinosquad (10/17/2013) [-]
First of all only a tiny group of sub-religion Mormons believe in polygamy. Second, at least in the united states you can only Legally marry one person. Therefore unless those "spiritual wives" named you their benefactor, you'd be looking at jack and shit, and jack left town.
#6 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
could be covered up to 2 mil, aim for the stars
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