mormons. . If I became a h/ Corman, got 5 wives, enlisted them all in the army, and they all died, would I get , 000 in death benefits? Your wisdom is astoundin mormons If I became a h/ Corman got 5 wives enlisted them all in the army and they died would get 000 death benefits? Your wisdom is astoundin
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - classygentleman
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I am a mormon, and you are half right down there....not in over 100 years.
And heres what I tell everyone, you cant marry two people, so why do you think we can? Religion or not, there are still legal things involved. We cant, we dont want to, and we havent.



I am ready for your hate.
User avatar #13 to #2 - trojandetected
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You are not a mormon , you are a retard.
Nothing against religion but this one just sounds retarded
#15 to #13 - classygentleman
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8 years and counting, we keep track of our active members if you would like to check the archives.
User avatar #16 to #15 - trojandetected
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What do you actually believe ?
I ask this because what i hear may be wrong
User avatar #19 to #16 - classygentleman
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Despite popular belief, we are christians. We believe Jesus is the son of god, and that he died for our sins, be good person, go to heaven, be bad person, go to hell.

We are basically catholics with a different version of heaven.
We have special clothes we wear when we go to our temples, just like catholic priests and nuns wear theirs, and jews have their yamakas.



#64 to #19 - thatonenerd
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The main reason you are not considered christians is your belief that the faithful become the equals of God in the afterlife. You may believe that Jesus is the son of God, but most christian churches have more than that in common.
User avatar #71 to #64 - classygentleman
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We dont think we become equal with god lol, Ive never heard anyone mention anything of the sort.
#73 to #71 - thatonenerd
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Doctrines and Covenants, I believe around 132-30. You should at least be somewhat familiar with your own work of scripture, especially the parts that people will take the most issue with.
#79 to #73 - anon id: 241d44ce
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Visit FairMormon to learn the truth of our doctrine. We become joint-heirs with Christ, not equal with God. In fact, the notion that we become equal with God has been repudiated vehemently by our living prophets. Anyway, this is a biblical concept. You're just being ignorant.
#127 to #79 - thatonenerd
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Since when has providing proof from a source been considered ignorant. Your response differs from what several of the elders of your church have said. Especially since president monson (not sure if i spelled his name right) said that Jesus died and was resurected as part of him becoming as powerful as God. Therefore, if we are equals of Jesus, we are also equals of God. Which the new testament, which you hold to be true, says is heresy. So...how is the use of logic being ignorant? I could also go into the fact that Lief Erikson did not see any of the tribes of Israel when he landed in north america around the year 1000 A.D.. All he saw were Skrælings. just, if you did a mission, part of that mission should have involved defending your faith against arguments against it. But none of the missionaries I have talked to have managed to do that. Even the Stake president here has not been able to rebut my statement which, while not all grounded in science, at least have a solid theological backing.
User avatar #87 to #79 - douevensax
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Stop with this fairmormon. Just use like Mormon or LDS. What is this site?
User avatar #24 to #19 - sexyhimself
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so your basicly the same but wiht diffrent clothing styles?
User avatar #48 to #24 - classygentleman
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And we have different views on how heaven works.
And our "Mass" Is conducted differently as I figure everyone can already assume.
But yeah, we are not too different from Catholics
User avatar #49 to #48 - sexyhimself
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and yet everyone hate you guys the most?

wat
User avatar #60 to #49 - classygentleman
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I didnt know we were hated .-. Just misunderstood and laughed at.
Only thing we have done to make us disliked is joined up with the Catholics to try and prevent gay marriage
User avatar #122 to #60 - douevensax
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Do you live in Utah?
User avatar #126 to #122 - classygentleman
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We dont all live in utah Im in Pennsylvania
User avatar #128 to #126 - douevensax
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I was just wondering. Im from MA.
User avatar #61 to #60 - sexyhimself
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well after what I've seen your hated, especially in the internet and with "normal people"
User avatar #20 to #19 - trojandetected
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=06jF1EG8o-Q

Is this ******** or taking out of proportion?
User avatar #22 to #20 - classygentleman
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Its still funny but the whole thing about Jesus in America and turning everyones skin from white to red is a joke,and I've never read anything about thinking the angel was an indian lol. the golden plates we do believe in and frankly Id be willing to debate that among many things.

Just like the bible a lot of things that are told are....questionable..."And the entire world flooded for 40 days and 40 nights" Orly?

Supposedly jesus is coming back, thats not at all how the translation went.

Sorry this is rather fragmented, typing after each minute or so of video.
The losing the first transcript and not being aloud to make another thing I have not heard of. One good thing to keep in mind, is this is about as accurate a portrayal of Mormonism as "The life of brian" Is of Christianity lol



#80 to #22 - anon id: 241d44ce
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That thing about skin turning from white to red is not only not a belief of our church, but is derived from misinterpretations from the Book of Mormon. You are spreading anti-Mormon information because you are filled with hatred.
User avatar #121 to #80 - classygentleman
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Obv its true because you commented as anon to avoid redthumbs, thataboy.
User avatar #114 to #2 - gloriousthighs
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Mormons are full on retards
User avatar #118 to #114 - douevensax
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Thank you for providing your reasoning and evidence.
User avatar #120 to #118 - gloriousthighs
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faggot bitch
#7 to #2 - shadowgandalf
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Depending on where OP lives, having multiple wives may be legal.
#10 to #2 - notaboss
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I am LDS and I can confirm this.
User avatar #84 to #2 - nigeltheoutlaw
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>being Mormon
#12 to #2 - notaboss
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I am LDS and I can confirm this.
User avatar #30 to #2 - sorenlolz
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Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought it was legal in a few states.
#44 to #30 - endospore
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Just looked it up and got this map off wikipedia. Blue is fully illegal, black is fully legal, and other colors are in the middle, like not explicitly legal, but not explicitly illegal either.

And just to be fully clear, polygamy (and polygyny) are illegal throughout the entire USA.
#78 to #44 - anon id: 241d44ce
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50 years prior to Mormons ending the practice, the church was established in all four corners of the earth. If they wanted to practice it somewhere else, they could've. But God deemed otherwise, and knew that the ordinance had fulfilled its purpose, thus allowing the prophets of the time to receive revelation and end the practice. Anyone who practices polygamy today is not a Mormon, and is excommunicated from the church. In the Bible, polygamy is authorized when God calls upon his church to raise up seed. That's what happened with the Latter-day Saints (Mormons).
User avatar #102 to #2 - kokai
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C'mon
You and me both know Utah had to trade polygamy for statehood
Except South Utah with the FLDS
User avatar #3 to #2 - arabiddrummer [OP] **User deleted account**
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No hate. Just a ridiculous text I found funny. Have a thumb, friend
#4 to #3 - classygentleman
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I was JUST wondering if you just meant it at face value as a joke, since there are some tards who actually think we have several wives.

Way to make me look like an asswipe:c
User avatar #5 to #4 - arabiddrummer [OP] **User deleted account**
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No no, I think that was totally called for. I'm sure a lot of people believe that, especially with overly commercialized reality shows on the subject.
#66 to #4 - macabrealucard
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here ya go
here ya go
User avatar #11 to #2 - unncommon
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I hate Mac n' Cheese.

Are you happy now?
User avatar #68 to #2 - psykojet
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My friend is and showed me in the Mormon Bible (don't know the correct term) that you can actually get excommunicated for it.
User avatar #72 to #68 - classygentleman
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Aye, oddly enough its called "The book of Mormon", its supposedly sort of a journal of the apostles. The only bible we have is THE bible, same as the Catholics.
#77 to #72 - anon id: 241d44ce
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No, the Book of Mormon is a separate record of the ancient inhabitants of the Americas. It is God's word, like the Bible. It is another testament of Jesus Christ, prophesied to be brought forth in the Old Testament Books of Isaiah, Amos, and even NT's Revelation, to name a few. Visit "FairMormon" to learn more.
#104 to #2 - fadetometallica
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Just figured I'd share this for anyone interested.
#9 to #2 - hoskins
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Mormon: We don't actually have multiple wives.
Funnyjunk: I understand.

Christian: We don't actually hate homose-
Funnyjunk: YOU SHUT THE **** UP RIGHT NOW YOU BIGOT, PEOPLE DID THE SAME THING FOR INTERRACIAL MARRIAGE EUPHORIC

******* religious miconceptions.
#70 - fuckinfuckinfuck
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Yeah Windows Phone!
#103 - Crisfall
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**Crisfall rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at a magical portal opens! ** <- My favourite wife
**Crisfall rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at a magical portal opens! ** <- My favourite wife
User avatar #105 to #103 - ethank
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she has a nice ass.
#106 to #105 - Crisfall
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**Crisfall rolled a random image posted in comment #3947180 at Friendly ** thanks! btw look at the one I hate more
#107 to #106 - ethank
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somewhere I saw something that looked like that before
User avatar #109 to #107 - snakefire
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its porn.

I don't know what it is, but its porn.
#110 to #109 - ethank
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yep. shure that's where I found it.
User avatar #111 to #110 - snakefire
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Its like some spider-mantis-pony

Its cool, but I wouldn't go as far to say erotic.
User avatar #129 to #111 - ethank
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well yeah. as awesome as that sounds it seems hard to make sexy.
#132 to #106 - wholesomeburn
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User avatar #21 - iamabunwolf
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i was born into a Mormon family, hated it, dropped that **** as soon as i could. i defiantly believe the church gets all the **** it deserves, however, Mormons do not believe in polygamy, and haven't for around a hundred years.

if you're gonna bag on someone, at least bag on them for actual reasons.
User avatar #85 to #21 - lamadrama
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Same here, the people are nice and all but the beliefs of the church are just so shady.
User avatar #113 to #21 - myrtille
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Definitely*
User avatar #135 to #21 - defiantly
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You probably meant to use "definitely".
#125 to #21 - thebastardbeaver
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It didn't sound like he was bagging on them. It sounded like hew was a legitimate question, atleast to him. Other people I know do give Mormons ****, it's about like Jehovah's witnesses but perhaps not as bad due to the fact that Jehovah's witnesses are a racial issue with some people.
User avatar #34 to #21 - sketchE
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mormons are some of the nicest peoplre ive ever met
User avatar #67 - perdition
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The widower could become a superhero with all that money! More than he ever expected.

More-Man!
User avatar #23 - sexyhimself
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I don't know about mormons or many other religions. but what do eveyone have against them?
User avatar #25 to #23 - arabiddrummer [OP] **User deleted account**
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FJ as a whole tends to have issues with religion, but Mormons are a little more "extreme"in their beliefs I suppose,so they get a little extra hate.

Personally? I have no issues with them. Or any religion for that matter. This was just a ridiculous text I found humorous.
User avatar #26 to #25 - sexyhimself
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so they are more religious than other religions and thats why everyone go ******* over them especially?

wtf kind of logic is that?

that's like hating someone extra more than you hate people slightly like them just becasue they are better or does it more
User avatar #27 to #26 - arabiddrummer [OP] **User deleted account**
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More specifically, they used to believe in polygamy, or having multiple wives. Most larger groups don't anymore apparently, but being a large organized religion with strange(er) beliefs tends to earn you extra hate.
User avatar #28 to #27 - sexyhimself
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what is polygamy? and hate on more than one wife? why? because that's diffrent? pretty sure any man would not hesitate for a threesome anyday, but when it comes to marriage and having that chance multiple times it's wrong?
#76 to #28 - anon id: 241d44ce
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Go to the website "FairMormon" and search up polygamy. You have to know about the history of the church before you even understand the context of plural marriage. Ultimately, countless studies evince that polygamy wasn't practiced for selfish reasons. Historically, most Mormon men were being murdered at this time, leaving over half of married couples widowed. Etc, etc.
User avatar #29 to #28 - arabiddrummer [OP] **User deleted account**
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Polygamy is having multiple wives. And I know, it's ****** up. But that's society for you.
User avatar #112 - satalic
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We cant marry more then one person. JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE Im mormon (LDS)
#89 - hentaisweetie
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**hentaisweetie rolled a random image posted in comment #4080452 at Friendly ** My 5 wives. #1
#90 to #89 - hentaisweetie
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**hentaisweetie rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Worse than no gf **  #2
**hentaisweetie rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Worse than no gf ** #2
#91 to #90 - hentaisweetie
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**hentaisweetie rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at When I pet animals ** #3
#92 to #91 - hentaisweetie
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**hentaisweetie rolled a random image posted in comment #4072933 at Friendly ** #4
#93 to #92 - hentaisweetie
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**hentaisweetie rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at My brother's yearbook staff photo ** and #5
#97 to #93 - tittentei
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**tittentei rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at There's a special place in hell for you **
User avatar #95 to #92 - ananamouse
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is this a twofer or a Siamese?
User avatar #98 to #95 - hentaisweetie
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I thought it was the same girl. If not- saiamese
User avatar #100 to #98 - ananamouse
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you sick freak...lol
User avatar #99 to #98 - tittentei
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:3
User avatar #1 - vindictivenature
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Mormons haven't practiced polygamy in over a century. At least not the largest sect, many smaller ones do.
#83 to #1 - anon id: 241d44ce
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If you practice polygamy, you're not a Mormon. The Westboro Baptist Church aren't officially baptists. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints regards polygamist sects as apostate groups, and in no way accept them as members.
User avatar #88 to #83 - vindictivenature
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Indeed, the LDS does not acknowledge them, but they still use the book of mormon. It isn't entirely fair to lump them together, but that's just how it turns out.
User avatar #14 - dapape
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I was born in the LDS church and can honestly say it is the most ridiculous institution I have ever heard of. Followers of the Mormon religion are blind as a bag of DICKS.
User avatar #35 to #14 - sketchE
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i may be wrong on the matter but im pretty sure you werent born in the tabernacle