mormons. . If I became a h/ Corman, got 5 wives, enlisted them all in the army, and they all died, would I get , 000 in death benefits? Your wisdom is astoundin
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#2 - classygentleman (10/17/2013) [+] (44 replies)
I am a mormon, and you are half right down there....not in over 100 years.
And heres what I tell everyone, you cant marry two people, so why do you think we can? Religion or not, there are still legal things involved. We cant, we dont want to, and we havent.



I am ready for your hate.
#70 - fuckinfuckinfuck ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Yeah Windows Phone!
#103 - Crisfall (10/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
**Crisfall rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at a magical portal opens! ** <- My favourite wife
**Crisfall rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at a magical portal opens! ** <- My favourite wife
User avatar #21 - iamabunwolf (10/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
i was born into a Mormon family, hated it, dropped that **** as soon as i could. i defiantly believe the church gets all the **** it deserves, however, Mormons do not believe in polygamy, and haven't for around a hundred years.

if you're gonna bag on someone, at least bag on them for actual reasons.
User avatar #67 - perdition (10/17/2013) [-]
The widower could become a superhero with all that money! More than he ever expected.

More-Man!
User avatar #23 - sexyhimself (10/17/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I don't know about mormons or many other religions. but what do eveyone have against them?
User avatar #112 - satalic (10/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
We cant marry more then one person. JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE Im mormon (LDS)
#89 - hentaisweetie (10/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
**hentaisweetie rolled a random image posted in comment #4080452 at Friendly ** My 5 wives. #1
User avatar #1 - vindictivenature (10/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Mormons haven't practiced polygamy in over a century. At least not the largest sect, many smaller ones do.
User avatar #51 - demigodofmadness ONLINE (10/17/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Hi, how did you get screen cap on your windows phone?
User avatar #50 - douevensax (10/17/2013) [-]
Hello, I is Mormon. Begin the ask. If we still practiced polygamy, I would totally do this.
#42 - watanigga **User deleted account** (10/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Death benefits are $400k a person in the military.
#37 - stagger (10/17/2013) [-]
I know, I know Jehovah's Witness =/= Mormon.

But I don't have anything Mormon related in my reaction folder.

I like sloths.
User avatar #14 - dapape (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was born in the LDS church and can honestly say it is the most ridiculous institution I have ever heard of. Followers of the Mormon religion are blind as a bag of DICKS.
User avatar #35 to #14 - sketchE ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
i may be wrong on the matter but im pretty sure you werent born in the tabernacle
User avatar #124 - nukastuka (10/18/2013) [-]
actually now, benificiaries get $400000 if you die in combat. so that would be 2 mil
User avatar #123 - tonicwater ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
if those wives were in the air force it would be $2,000,000
User avatar #94 - ananamouse (10/18/2013) [-]
nope...it would be 2,000,000.000 if all five of them died...
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#74 - anonexplains (10/17/2013) [-]
Mormons don't practice polygamy: go to You need to login to view this link to find out more.
User avatar #38 - AlexAndTheBeatles (10/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Everyone's debating about Mormons or something and I'm sitting here wondering how you took a screen cap on a Windows Phone!
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