I Anonymous () 23:
Today being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science fer break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkip dell.
Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.
So I heard you like Mudkips-"
O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is." (he cuts me off befire I could said 'ifyou were a mudkips')
Well Must happen to have a Mudkips here, and.. -"
Elenore I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him acre's the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Notto
get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I' d be caught wrestling a crazy guy humping a Mudkips.