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with 2
Yesterday at 4: 29 pm
Justin has been one of my best mates for 5
years. I' m over his place (Aili% ' and have
mad hangs with his kitty, who is truly the
molest, worldliest **** you' ll ever meet.
Midway through a Nightmare on Elm Street
marathon I express this to ' ! he
says ‘I think they' re all pretty cute.‘ ii! i! , l
I ask. ‘Well, there are four of them, they' re
pretty identical though. You thought I only
had one cat?‘
HE HAS FOUR CATS THEY [
JUST WERE NEVER IN THE ?. ROOM
FOR FIVE YEARS. NOT EVEN JUST TWO
OF THEM, ALL FOUR. HE KEPT '! rtil.
CAT AFTER CAT AND PUTTING
THEM IN THE LOUNGE. THIS IS WHAT IT
FEELS LIKE TO GET YOUR !
****** .
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#19 - boomyturtle (06/13/2014) [-]
I thought this was going to be one of those "He escaped the friendzone!" posts...nah breh. It went in a completely..different direction.
User avatar #39 to #19 - wiredguy ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
eh, I don't see why he'd need to.
maybe he's taken, or gay, or just not interested in her.
User avatar #21 to #19 - kousei (06/13/2014) [-]
but not a bad direction.
#22 to #19 - roosterking (06/13/2014) [-]
Wriiten & Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
User avatar #24 to #19 - hashtronaut ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
well,he WAS drowning in pussy
User avatar #29 to #24 - gothpride (06/13/2014) [-]
kek.
#7 - dejax (06/13/2014) [-]
i have a cat who looked like that till i shaved her, her name is cuddles
#13 to #7 - John Cena (06/13/2014) [-]
why woukd you shave a cat? other than allergies i don't see why a trim wouldn't do the trick
User avatar #17 to #13 - Timmietim (06/13/2014) [-]
So they don't melt in summer.
#23 to #17 - John Cena (06/13/2014) [-]
I can confirm cats with fur do not melt in the summer
#50 to #13 - jajathezombie (06/13/2014) [-]
I work with shelter cats. A lot of the time we'll keep the fatter, fluffier ones shaved down because they get matted really easily. They also tend to have gastrointestinal issues from all the hairballs, which get worse if the cat is overweight. Sometimes even the ideal weight/thinner fluffy cats need to be shaved down because they over-groom themselves and clog up their systems with fur, which is a huge ******* mess.
User avatar #89 to #13 - dejax (06/13/2014) [-]
She is strictly an indoor cat and the hair was getting everywhere, in food and **** , couldn't wear black, poo gets stuck on her bum, stuff gets stuck in her fur and stuff. So we shaved her so she would be more comfortable.
User avatar #14 to #13 - xplosevdiarrhea ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
lasts longer. Dont have to do it as often
User avatar #37 to #7 - kouzan (06/13/2014) [-]
We are siamese if you please
User avatar #38 to #7 - soflyy (06/13/2014) [-]
your cat is very cute!
User avatar #78 to #7 - tapeworms (06/13/2014) [-]
Now she's a lion.
#54 to #7 - williamhowardtaft (06/13/2014) [-]
I have one of those cat-things
#30 to #7 - halefall (06/13/2014) [-]
Here's ours. Her name is Luna.
#32 to #7 - backpain (06/13/2014) [-]
This is essentially what my cat looks like
User avatar #59 to #32 - furiousmarshmellow (06/13/2014) [-]
What kind of cat is that?
User avatar #71 to #59 - olliemereside (06/13/2014) [-]
A Birman cat i think?
User avatar #73 to #71 - furiousmarshmellow (06/13/2014) [-]
das dorable
#18 to #7 - Timmietim (06/13/2014) [-]
Ours is similar aswell
User avatar #8 to #7 - whtkid (06/13/2014) [-]
She looks cuddly
#27 - warlockrichard ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#15 - grimmwaters (06/13/2014) [-]
>Mindhole ******
User avatar #25 to #15 - hashtronaut ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
it said mind, not ass.
#35 to #25 - aslypancake (06/13/2014) [-]
it's still a hole
User avatar #43 to #15 - Ottovan (06/13/2014) [-]
"SHUT THE DOOR, I'M STUDYING!"
#5 - iRoflcopterU (06/13/2014) [-]
The cat on the left have really stubby legs.
The cat on the left have really stubby legs.
User avatar #1 - feffog ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
one has substantially darker parts than the rest
User avatar #2 to #1 - aximil ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, but if you don't know there is more than one cat and you've never compared them you'll simply think you're imagining that it's darker, or lighter, or whatever.
User avatar #4 to #2 - fxremastered (06/13/2014) [-]
True, I did this with 2 of my cats. Both white/grey one had a black mark over his right eye and the other over the left. took a good like 7 months for the gf to notice I had 2 cats.
#58 - sygile (06/13/2014) [-]
One time, I was getting ready to shower, clothes off, water already running.
My ex g/f yells at me to feed the kittens.
Fine, I go and grab the food bag and squat down to fill their bowls.
I forgot that my scrotum was now exposed and swinging.
Kind of like one of their cat toys.
One of them saw the chance and took it.
Crept up behind and double clawed my balls.
Kitten claws are sharp and curved, the claws fish-hooked and got stuck.
And that's why I'm afraid to be naked around kittens.
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#93 to #58 - kunterz ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
holy balls that sounds painful but erotic at the same time
User avatar #111 to #58 - perfectcomment (06/13/2014) [-]
I clenched my arsehole when I read this. ******* ouch, dude.
User avatar #33 - crazyanimal (06/13/2014) [-]
Heres where I have a problem with this.... The guy would of obviously said different names throughout those 5 years.... Unless he just called them cat.
User avatar #94 to #33 - rockamekishiko (06/13/2014) [-]
would have*
User avatar #100 to #94 - crazyanimal (06/13/2014) [-]
Sorry... didn't know this was english class
User avatar #102 to #100 - rockamekishiko (06/13/2014) [-]
sorry, i just hate that mistake. doesn't even make sense
User avatar #104 to #102 - crazyanimal (06/13/2014) [-]
Yeah I guess I could of been more careful in my comment
User avatar #115 to #104 - rockamekishiko (06/13/2014) [-]
hhhnnnnnnggg
User avatar #117 to #115 - crazyanimal (06/13/2014) [-]
Wow how clumsy of me. I really should of checked it that time
User avatar #44 to #33 - aximil ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
I call all cats "Cat" and all dogs "Dog"
#96 - yorker (06/13/2014) [-]
speaking of cats...
...Here's my dog.
#109 to #96 - psychosamurai (06/13/2014) [-]
Speaking of both, here's some diabetes.
Speaking of both, here's some diabetes.
#51 - newesttook (06/13/2014) [-]
My cat Nala was a graduation gift. "congrats, here's some responsibility!". She had her head stepped on when she was very tiny so one of her eyes doesn't open or close quite all the way. She throws up everywhere, is constantly underfoot, and frequently expresses her distaste (as pictured here) but i wouldn't trade her for any of those aloof asscats.
User avatar #60 to #51 - watermelloon (06/13/2014) [-]
A You need to login to view this link it sucks about her previous injury, but im glad she has such a good owner!

cute kitty ^_^ love the tongue haha
User avatar #64 to #51 - underfoot (06/13/2014) [-]
what an adorable cat
#46 - Ottovan (06/13/2014) [-]
<This, is my lovely cat "Foozle"

When I first got her, she was this tiny little 4 inch ball of hair. She climbed up my shirt and slept on my shoulder to keep warm next to my lang hair and beard.
I would walk around the house with this tiny little cat sitting on my shoulder, like a pirate has his parrot.

As she got older, she was too big to sit on my shoulder, so she just makes me hold her like a baby...

Everyday it's the same routine... She wakes up from a nap, sits on my keyboard with tired eyes, and then climbs on me and makes me hold her for about 30 minutes.

Then she's off to explore the backyard and such. She's pretty good at catching birds, but she doesn't kill them... She just carries a live bird into the house and lets it loose. THREE TIMES she's done this... Just brings in live birds and I have to try to get them outside before they **** all over the place.

I love my pain-in-the-ass cat.
#49 to #46 - John Cena (06/13/2014) [-]
pain-in-the-ass cat
pain-in-the-ass cat
#55 - leftbehind (06/13/2014) [-]
Plot twist: He was a cat too!
User avatar #76 to #55 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
nice thumbnail.
#85 - naomemisora (06/13/2014) [-]
These cat's are the best! We had to sell ours tho.. <'3 His name was Castiel.
User avatar #88 to #85 - sociocat (06/13/2014) [-]
you could have been spared but you just HAD to get rid of it
#121 to #88 - naomemisora (06/13/2014) [-]
My mom sold it, and I was heart broken... He was/is the sweetest little **** there is.
And he found the weirdest places to rest..
#126 to #125 - naomemisora (06/13/2014) [-]
look at this adorable little **** god damn it I miss him.
User avatar #129 to #126 - sociocat (06/14/2014) [-]
awww still no cat, NO LIFE
#124 to #121 - naomemisora (06/13/2014) [-]
("Cas you are a dick.")
#123 to #121 - naomemisora (06/13/2014) [-]
Me and some friends where watching a movie when we heard something from the kitchen, and we checked we found Cas in the oven.. (The text says "What **** Cas")
#86 to #85 - ladyxa (06/13/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#105 - pwnfrnzy (06/13/2014) [-]
Say 'Hi' to Twidget.
#70 - mysticana (06/13/2014) [-]
His name is Pickles
He was abandoned as a kitten
He's 17 years old
He's been run over twice
He doesn't have much fur on his back
He's glorious.

Excuse the instafag filter
#56 - ruggerpugger (06/13/2014) [-]
My awesome ****** . Harold.
#66 to #57 - John Cena (06/13/2014) [-]
The look on you cat's face makes him look like he thinks you have issues.
User avatar #67 to #66 - ruggerpugger (06/13/2014) [-]
He is judging me
User avatar #92 - androanomaly (06/13/2014) [-]
I have a cat named Coconut.
He and I talk to each other as if we can understand one another.
#95 to #92 - John Cena (06/13/2014) [-]
oh honey no
#87 - jacknackle ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
#68 - coconuthat (06/13/2014) [-]
This is my kitty, Dory.
#69 to #68 - coconuthat (06/13/2014) [-]
Here she is again, tired of me taking her picture.
#61 - neoexdeath ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Anybody else see the resemblance?
#127 to #61 - naomemisora (06/13/2014) [-]
Fluffy Grumpy Cat
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