mindfucked. . with 2 Yesterday at 4: 29 pm Justin has been one of my best mates for 5 years. I' m over his place (Aili% ' and have mad hangs with his kitty, who
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with 2
Yesterday at 4: 29 pm
Justin has been one of my best mates for 5
years. I' m over his place (Aili% ' and have
mad hangs with his kitty, who is truly the
molest, worldliest fuck you' ll ever meet.
Midway through a Nightmare on Elm Street
marathon I express this to ' ! he
says ‘I think they' re all pretty cute.‘ ii! i! , l
I ask. ‘Well, there are four of them, they' re
pretty identical though. You thought I only
had one cat?‘
HE HAS FOUR CATS THEY [
JUST WERE NEVER IN THE ?. ROOM
FOR FIVE YEARS. NOT EVEN JUST TWO
OF THEM, ALL FOUR. HE KEPT '! rtil.
CAT AFTER CAT AND PUTTING
THEM IN THE LOUNGE. THIS IS WHAT IT
FEELS LIKE TO GET YOUR !
FUCKED.
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User avatar #1 - feffog ONLINE (06/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
one has substantially darker parts than the rest
User avatar #2 to #1 - aximil (06/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, but if you don't know there is more than one cat and you've never compared them you'll simply think you're imagining that it's darker, or lighter, or whatever.
#7 - dejax (06/13/2014) [+] (18 replies)
i have a cat who looked like that till i shaved her, her name is cuddles
#19 - boomyturtle (06/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I thought this was going to be one of those "He escaped the friendzone!" posts...nah breh. It went in a completely..different direction.
#5 - iRoflcopterU ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
The cat on the left have really stubby legs.
The cat on the left have really stubby legs.
#27 - warlockrichard ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
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#15 - grimmwaters (06/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Mindhole fucked
#58 - sygile (06/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
One time, I was getting ready to shower, clothes off, water already running.
My ex g/f yells at me to feed the kittens.
Fine, I go and grab the food bag and squat down to fill their bowls.
I forgot that my scrotum was now exposed and swinging.
Kind of like one of their cat toys.
One of them saw the chance and took it.
Crept up behind and double clawed my balls.
Kitten claws are sharp and curved, the claws fish-hooked and got stuck.
And that's why I'm afraid to be naked around kittens.
User avatar #33 - crazyanimal (06/13/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Heres where I have a problem with this.... The guy would of obviously said different names throughout those 5 years.... Unless he just called them cat.
#96 - yorker (06/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
speaking of cats...
...Here's my dog.
#51 - newesttook (06/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
My cat Nala was a graduation gift. "congrats, here's some responsibility!". She had her head stepped on when she was very tiny so one of her eyes doesn't open or close quite all the way. She throws up everywhere, is constantly underfoot, and frequently expresses her distaste (as pictured here) but i wouldn't trade her for any of those aloof asscats.
#46 - Ottovan (06/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
<This, is my lovely cat "Foozle"

When I first got her, she was this tiny little 4 inch ball of hair. She climbed up my shirt and slept on my shoulder to keep warm next to my lang hair and beard.
I would walk around the house with this tiny little cat sitting on my shoulder, like a pirate has his parrot.

As she got older, she was too big to sit on my shoulder, so she just makes me hold her like a baby...

Everyday it's the same routine... She wakes up from a nap, sits on my keyboard with tired eyes, and then climbs on me and makes me hold her for about 30 minutes.

Then she's off to explore the backyard and such. She's pretty good at catching birds, but she doesn't kill them... She just carries a live bird into the house and lets it loose. THREE TIMES she's done this... Just brings in live birds and I have to try to get them outside before they shit all over the place.

I love my pain-in-the-ass cat.
#6 - fixxxer (06/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Bitch is pretty fucking retarded if she can't tell the difference between just the 2 cats he's holding for fuck sake.
Bitch is pretty fucking retarded if she can't tell the difference between just the 2 cats he's holding for fuck sake.
#55 - leftbehind (06/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Plot twist: He was a cat too!
#85 - naomemisora (06/13/2014) [+] (8 replies)
These cat's are the best! We had to sell ours tho.. <'3 His name was Castiel.
#105 - pwnfrnzy (06/13/2014) [-]
Say 'Hi' to Twidget.
#81 - SammieSama (06/13/2014) [-]
Since everyone is showing off their cats...

This is Cosmo. He was found with his litter and parents on the streets. Everyone got cleaned up and adopted out except for him. He had an eye infection that resulted in him losing his right eye. Although he is very cuddly, affectionate, playful (yet gentle) no one wanted him because he was missing an eye.

I was deep into a depression and my parents told me to get a cat. I didn't really want one, as I had just lost another kitty who I had for 17 years. Then while in a pet store with a friend, I see him on display for the Human Society. He had been there for 4 months, and normally their display cats only stick around for a week or two. I instantly fell in love with him and brought him home 2 days later. He's my best friend.
#70 - mysticana ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
His name is Pickles
He was abandoned as a kitten
He's 17 years old
He's been run over twice
He doesn't have much fur on his back
He's glorious.

Excuse the instafag filter
#56 - ruggerpugger (06/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
My awesome fucker. Harold.
#61 - neoexdeath (06/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Anybody else see the resemblance?
#11 - notnewaccount (06/13/2014) [-]
Everytime I see the film's name
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