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DC: Wonder Woman is we difficult be find a Mortie audience fer-
Ma WEI: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDE HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AM ERICA
MOVIE WITH A TON OF SC MEANTIME AND MAJOR IPSKID KING SKILLS
DC: We cant allow the lesbians in he get married in the COMIC. awry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE' RE GON NA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE
DOVER OF AN EN ISSUE
DC: The new direction needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Ma WEI: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST
**** EVER
DC: of runners. the Superman/ Batman meme is finally coming, but with a new
buttfor Batman and cameo mm Wonderwoman.
PHASE 2 MOTH KERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYON ES MOVIE AND
THERE AIN' T NO STEPPIN US
DC: We can Kyle add maybe ' peaople ' our lineup... mache_..
Ma rural: NEW MS MARVEL THAT' S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel he problem with ' revengeful personnality being like .
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RID ER WHO SEEKS VEN GLANCE WHILE TAKING HIS
AWEET LIL BRO FOR GE CREAM
DC: We thanl me mien any superhero Titles in our . that' s ridicule US.
Ma WEI: **** YEAH YOU WANT A RADEON DDID ED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A
GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUD KING POND
PLAYING A SEXY SALD SPACE PIRATE'? HERE YOU FUD KERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is many white males, I' m sure our focus is-
Illiberal: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW
YORK
DC: Wait-
Ma rural: NEW FEMALE THOR
Harley: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AM ERICA
Ma reel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL **** MARVEL BE CUTIE
Hamel: PEACE
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#17 - thechosentroll (08/10/2014) [+] (18 replies)
It's kind of inevitable, considering how different their characters are. DC has flawed, interesting villains and boring "I'm perfect in every way" heroes. Marvel has flawed, interesting heroes and kind of meh villains. It's kind of hard to **** with the story when your heroes are this grounded and stable. Imagine they made a comic where Iron Man snaps and starts murdering people. That'd be completely in character, since Tony's got issues out the ass and a drinking problem. Now imagine Batman snapped and started killing people. You can't, can you? That's why Marvel has so much leeway with their characters and comics - the characters allow it.
User avatar #18 to #17 - bulwark (08/10/2014) [-]
Marvel Heroes vs. DC Villains


Please
#3 - nim (08/09/2014) [+] (9 replies)
DC ruined Lobo. Turned a badass space merc into a witty little **** no one likes.
#30 - deezknuts (08/10/2014) [+] (17 replies)
>"Dc movies are dark, cynical, gritty, and mature"

Well yeah, instead of just making a feature film about Scarlett Johannson's ass, they focused on artistic elements and plot themes and **** .

>female thor is ******* stupid and you know it.

She's just another "Superman with tits". That's when the writers don't even try to create a new, interesting character who is female and has her own ******* identity (like Wonder Woman), but instead simply slap on a pair of knockers so that teenage boys can find themselves confusedly jerking off to female superman. Batgirl is the same.

>"won't allow lesbians to get married in the comics"

nobody gives a **** about the Batgirl comics anyway (for reasons stated above). also Green Lantern's been gayer than Liberace since 2012.

>Can't mention any superhero names in titles"

Are you ******* kidding me? So you've never seen "Batman Begins", "Superman Returns", "Green Lantern", "Catwoman", or "The Incredible Hulk"? **** your father and die.

>"Wonder Woman can't find an audience"

No, DC comics can't find demand. There's a freaking huge audience for a Deadpool movie but since nobody's yelling about it it probably won't happen. But I guess Marvel's made all kinds of movies their female superhero.. um.. the... invisible girl? uhh.. hmm...she-hulk? yep. you know what let's go with She-Hulk because that isn't ridiculous.


>the "people of color" ********

DC comics had black superheroes WAY before Marvel did.
#1 - guardianatreyu (08/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Only problem with this is the Ghost Rider typo. It should be Latino.
#4 - psychotayto (08/10/2014) [+] (14 replies)
What kind of stupid social justice **** is this? All this because they said they couldn't make a wonder woman movie? Wanna know why they ******* can't? Because women are boring. There. I ******* said it. Also if they did make the movie They'd have to have it pander to ever overly sensitive bitch who will bitch and complain about anything that isn't how they want it to be like. Now do you ******* understand why they don't want to make it? Also, marvel is retarded and can't follow a simple timeline in a story without adding some alternative universe so they can cash in more money from suckers that will litetally glorify any **** marvel makes. Look at black widow in the avengers. The only reason she eas in that movie was so they could have a piece of ass In that overrated horrendous pile of ****
User avatar #5 to #4 - electriccherry (08/10/2014) [-]
Calm the **** down dude.
#38 - CIS White Male (08/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Darkness, edginess, and cynicism will never bring you a movie darker, edgier, and more cynical than Watchmen. Not even Batman can compare to some of the themes in Watchmen.
Darkness, edginess, and cynicism will never bring you a movie darker, edgier, and more cynical than Watchmen. Not even Batman can compare to some of the themes in Watchmen.
#24 - beerholder (08/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Those are the exact reasons I like DC more!
User avatar #14 - joshuaww ONLINE (08/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I don't really see anything wrong with taking a darker turn on story telling. The Dark Knight series was all about making it grounded and dark, and it was a huge hit.

No, it won't work with everything, and maybe that's the point being made here, but the idea that being edgy is dumb just because the internet castrated the word is just as bad.

I know the word edgy wasn't actually used in the image above, but I think we can assume it means the same thing, and its really only due to people taking the piss on things that try to take a grim approach on things that we condemn it.
#110 - bhartigan (08/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
DC created a Muslim American Green Lantern named Simon Baz who's fear was living in the modern America where everyone would judge him on his skin and religion. He was created 2 years before the new Ms. Marvel
User avatar #93 - pokimone (08/10/2014) [-]
DC: We have batman.
User avatar #8 - monswine (08/10/2014) [-]
Man I really love Marvel but they're publicity whores. Obsessed with it really. Leak the dopest **** in Newspapers like two months before it comes out in the comics and then complain why the sales suck balls. DC is more of a dick to their employees than they are to us readers.
User avatar #2 - meringueluka (08/09/2014) [-]
the only thing that anoued me about this is that they called karen gillan amy pond. she an actor not a charchter you **** nuggets.
User avatar #9 - Crusader (08/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Green Lantern married a dude
User avatar #152 - swisscheezit (08/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I read Marvel's lines in Mr. Torgue's voice.

I have spent exactly enough time playing video games.
#121 - keybladewarrior (08/10/2014) [-]
And I still like both.
Pic for your troubles.
#194 - demonlordmudkip (08/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I think female Thor is a bad idea.
#199 to #194 - foxranger (08/10/2014) [-]
Female thor is a ******* retarded idea.
User avatar #111 - tittylovin (08/10/2014) [-]
In other words, DC is the choice for the master race?
User avatar #47 - atomschlumpf (08/10/2014) [+] (18 replies)
So....Loki goes speed dating? Sounds interesting....is this a thing? comicexplain maybe...?
#11 - whyunofeellucky ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Nebula is best girl.
User avatar #86 - grimgilmore (08/10/2014) [-]
to be honest i don't like how marvel is bending it's story line to be more P.C. it's pandering to the lowest denominator at best and appeasement of the wrong demographic at worst
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