look at all this funny. My grandmother had an island. Nothing to boast of. You could walk around it in an hour, but still it was, it was a paradise for us. One
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My grandmother had an island. Nothing to boast of. You could walk around it in an hour, but still it was, it was a paradise for us. One summer, we went for a visit and discovered the place had been infested with rats. They'd come on a fishing boat and gorged themselves on coconut. So how do you get rats off an island? Hmm? My grandmother showed me. We buried an oil drum and hinged the lid. Then we wired coconut to the lid as bait and the rats would come for the coconut and... they would fall into the drum. And after a month, you have trapped all the rats, but what do you do then? Throw the drum into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it and they begin to get hungry. And one by one...they start eating each other until there are only two left. The two survivors. And then what? Do you kill them? No. You take them and release them into the trees, but now they don't eat coconut anymore. Now, they only eat rat. You have changed their nature. The two survivors. This is what she made us.

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IS THAT
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BROTHER‘!
IT' S BEEN
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FAKEMON I
ALREADY!
UNDERSTAND.
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I BELOVE
FELT. EEG.
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User avatar #1 - leafonthewind (03/08/2014) [+] (6 replies)
stickied by leafonthewind
Credit to Dorkly
#15 - ridivey (03/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
mfw description
User avatar #2 - wellimnotsure (03/08/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Implying trainers attack wild pokemon. How many of us have just been trying to get somewhere and one of these monsters attacked us out of the blue. I guess self defense isn't legitimate in the pokemon world.
#3 - include (03/08/2014) [-]
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#31 - vigorion ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
It was inevitable.
#13 - manbearpiglet ONLINE (03/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
More Dorkly and Pokemon
#8 - colegaleener (03/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
mfw desc
mfw desc
#25 - Missdomayuset (03/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Thats a god damn quote from Skyfall.
Thats a god damn quote from Skyfall.
#50 - thunderpony (03/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
That description
That description
#33 - freepotatoe (03/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #14 - soupkittenagain (03/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Thumb for that description.
#9 - unclebourbon (03/09/2014) [-]
Only makes me think of Daryl and Merle D:
Only makes me think of Daryl and Merle D:
#54 - birdlaw **User deleted account** (03/09/2014) [-]
Look at this smug bastard
#22 - Jesusnipples (03/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #19 - kanatana (03/09/2014) [-]
See, this is why I've never attacked anything from the wild unless I absolutely needed the level grinding or I couldn't run somehow.

Because I knew.
User avatar #18 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
capture the rattata and keep the bros together
#37 - hentaisweetie (03/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That description is a dark story, bro.
#5 - theannoyingFJguy (03/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
mfw "ditto"
mfw "ditto"
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