lingerine fitter story. . So it' s just another day, working like normal, when this woman walks up to me and asks to be fit for a corset. Now, I breathe a sigh
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lingerine fitter story

So it' s just another day, working like normal, when this
woman walks up to me and asks to be fit for a corset. Now, I
breathe a sigh of relief, because this woman is like an easy
9/ . I' m a straight woman, but when you usually measure
old ladies for bras, it' s nice to get a goodatlosing, nice-
smelling one every once and a while.
So I ask her politely to remove her top clothes, which includes
her bra. Nbd, I see boobs like 30 times a day, including my
own, you get used to t Nothing out of the ordinary about
these boobs, she measures at about a C cup. I then measure
her waist and rib cage. She' s like, . And then she asks
if I could suggest a corset set with "boyscout" style panties to
match. So, we move back on to the sales floor.
So when we' re looking for sets for her to try, she isn' t feelin'
any of the colors. So I ask if she' d be willing to try a thong set
or a tanga (like a boy short, but less coverage on the cheeks)
and she says no. When I ask if it' s a comfort issue, she replies
Kinda. Ifl don' t wear boyshorts, sometimes my penis falls
through."
She was dead. serious. I had just fit one of THE most
if not the #1 most convincing transgendered
people I have ever seen.
Even though I had just been unintentionally trolled, (I mean,
she considers herself a woman, so **** it, so should I), she
was one of the best experiences I ever had doing that job.
She ended up ordering a set online, and told me that since I
was so polite and , she' d be a return
customer. And she was, I fit her at least 6 more times. When
my job ended, not being her "fitter" anymore was one of the
saddest parts of t
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User avatar #6 - bakinboy (08/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
you didnt suck her dick. 3/10
#4 - rocketmans (08/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
You got this from imgur.
#8 to #4 - brokenhalf (08/06/2014) [-]
i can see you're new to funnyjunk. do you need a guide? we have many to choose from. except one. don't let phanact give you a tour, because most likely you'll wake up with a headache and a pain in your ass.
User avatar #11 - sketchysketchist (08/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
she says, "sometimes my penis falls out"
i responded, "you have a penis, but consider yourself a woman?"
she responds, "yeah"
i look into her eyes, "i can fix that"
bam porno starts!
User avatar #14 - floggnawstalgia (08/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I'd hate to be the guy at the bar/club thinking I just bagged a 9/10 for the night and come home to realize i'd been smeckledorfed
User avatar #3 - vermillionbobcat (08/05/2014) [-]
We're gonna need pics
#25 - sirbrentcoe (08/06/2014) [-]
it's really easy to preach acceptance, but completely different to practice it. if this is your story, kudos to you.
it's really easy to preach acceptance, but completely different to practice it. if this is your story, kudos to you.
#17 - WhitePimp (08/06/2014) [-]
"Sometimes my penis falls through"
so much air blew out of my nose when I read that
User avatar #10 - romanlettuce (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is completely fictional. How does garbage like this end up here so easily?
User avatar #13 to #10 - Karibookiller (08/06/2014) [-]
Because even if it is fake it makes people feel a little bit better about the world around us.
User avatar #31 - leonhardt (08/06/2014) [-]
I have a transfriend who already went through an operation.
One day she was acting like a cunt and I told her to stop that **** .
She comes back with "I can't change who I am."

Took her a few seconds, but then we both burst out laughing.
#24 - skypatrol ONLINE (08/06/2014) [+] (13 replies)
If you're born a man, no amount of surgery or mutilation will ever change the x/y chromosomes in your body.
#19 - anonymous (08/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
the thing i always was confused about was when trans/homo people say something along the lines of "well i cant change who i am. i was born this way" but they get gender reassingment surgery and whatnot. dont get me wrong, im not against either one, i just find it oddly contradictory. Like an amusing quip ya know?
User avatar #22 to #19 - butwhynot (08/06/2014) [-]
It's not a contradiction. When they use 'I am' they are refering to the person they are, not their outward appearance, because as we know you can't tell what kind of person someone is just by looking at them.
User avatar #5 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (08/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"fitter"

you mean "her"
User avatar #18 to #5 - WhitePimp (08/06/2014) [-]
are you stupid or just dumb?
#37 - anonymous (08/06/2014) [-]
You see the difference in serving a "wo" man and a woman? That's why we hate going shopping with you.
#2 - anonymous (08/05/2014) [-]
#1 - teranin ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
kek
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