like it's $19:99. Not oc, just thought it was funny. I Billy Mays is up in heaven partying like its . 99 go to your room BUT WAIT TH ERES MORE. Billy Mays' true purpose was to protect the young children of this world from being molested by Michael Jackson, and while he did fail once, he prevented countl like it's $19:99 Not oc just thought it was funny I Billy Mays is up in heaven partying its 99 go to your room BUT WAIT TH ERES MORE Mays' true purpose protect the young children of this world from being molested by Michael Jackson and while he did fail once prevented countl
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User avatar #5 - studbeefpile
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(10/25/2013) [-]
Billy Mays' true purpose was to protect the young children of this world from being molested by Michael Jackson, and while he did fail once, he prevented countless other potential wiener grabbings. When Michael Jackson died, Billy Mays' purpose had been complete, and so he promptly left this world.

God bless you Billy Mays.
#19 to #5 - xxgeneralxx **User deleted account**
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(10/26/2013) [-]
better than the content.
#4 - puggles
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#2 - spittersplat
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(10/25/2013) [-]
Hi guy's Billy Mays here.....
User avatar #17 to #2 - Shannanas
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(10/26/2013) [-]
"guy is?"
#3 to #2 - azteh
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(10/25/2013) [-]
With a special TV offer
User avatar #7 to #3 - skiff
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(10/25/2013) [-]
Awkward moment when you Billy Mays so hard your shirt changes colour.
#20 to #7 - azteh
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(10/26/2013) [-]
That's the special offer, a color changing shirt, for only $19.99
User avatar #21 to #20 - skiff
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(10/26/2013) [-]
But wait there's more, with every colour changing t-shirt you buy, you'll get a colour changing baby, free!
#12 - ohemgeezus
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(10/25/2013) [-]
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY **** IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS **** COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER’S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT’LL GROW THREE INCHES. ****.

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT **** AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS ******* KABOOM AND WE’LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, ******. THOSE ******* TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU’LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR ******* SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU’LL SIMULTANEOUSLY ****, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? **** YOU, THAT’S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I’LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN’T STOP SO **** YOU. I’M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT *******.

SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU

THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE

CALL NAO!
User avatar #14 to #12 - joshisyoshi
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(10/25/2013) [-]
googled the number bc I wanted to call and do what you said. apparently this is an old billy mays joke I missed.

User avatar #16 to #14 - ohemgeezus
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, this wasn't OC in the slighest, just about nothing on the internet is.
#8 - megafranco
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#6 - pacs
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User avatar #9 to #6 - redneckraider [OP]
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#18 - tehskyizblue
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#11 - daniboyi
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(10/25/2013) [-]
But wait! There's s'more!
#10 - include
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User avatar #1 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(10/25/2013) [-]

I wouldn't be surprised if his died just to sell you stuff even after you died.

Billy Mays... the super salesman.
#13 to #1 - tamagotchi
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(10/25/2013) [-]
The Super Salesman
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