like it's $19:99. Not oc, just thought it was funny. I Billy Mays is up in heaven partying like its . 99 go to your room BUT WAIT TH ERES MORE. Billy Mays' true purpose was to protect the young children of this world from being molested by Michael Jackson, and while he did fail once, he prevented countl
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User avatar #5 - studbeefpile (10/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Billy Mays' true purpose was to protect the young children of this world from being molested by Michael Jackson, and while he did fail once, he prevented countless other potential wiener grabbings. When Michael Jackson died, Billy Mays' purpose had been complete, and so he promptly left this world.

God bless you Billy Mays.
#4 - puggles (10/25/2013) [-]
#2 - spittersplat (10/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Hi guy's Billy Mays here.....
User avatar #7 to #3 - skiff (10/25/2013) [-]
Awkward moment when you Billy Mays so hard your shirt changes colour.
#12 - ohemgeezus (10/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY **** IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS **** COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER’S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT’LL GROW THREE INCHES. **** .

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT **** AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS ******* KABOOM AND WE’LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, ****** . THOSE ******* TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU’LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR ******* SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU’LL SIMULTANEOUSLY **** , PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? **** YOU, THAT’S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I’LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN’T STOP SO **** YOU. I’M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT ******* .

SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU

THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE

CALL NAO!
#6 - pacs ONLINE (10/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#11 - daniboyi ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
But wait! There's s'more!
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User avatar #1 - hoponthefeelstrain (10/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)

I wouldn't be surprised if his died just to sell you stuff even after you died.

Billy Mays... the super salesman.
User avatar #15 - MisfitsFan (10/25/2013) [-]
Hahahaha!!
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