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#62 - thurah (07/28/2014) [+] (14 replies)
stickied by havockwzy
**thurah rolled image** i cry evertim
#392 - weapn (07/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
stickied by havockwzy
**weapn rolled image** i cri evertim
#1 - letrollzor (07/28/2014) [+] (7 replies)
No he was a heretic, no one can be more than the emperor. Not even the emperor himself.
#59 - huntergriff ONLINE (07/28/2014) [+] (116 replies)
#63 to #59 - thechosentroll (07/28/2014) [-]
Cool art and all, but space marines sort of wear armor half as thick as the emprors' dick. No chance in hell a simple laser rifle's going through that.
#18 - Lintutu (07/28/2014) [+] (30 replies)
i don't even know what game this is, but i love the "heresy" content
#44 - bestfoxgirl (07/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Shooting your own soldiers should be the Imperials' specialty tho
Shooting your own soldiers should be the Imperials' specialty tho
#45 to #44 - aesgard (07/28/2014) [-]
Silly non-Astartes; we have the Commisars for that.
Silly non-Astartes; we have the Commisars for that.
#5 - guu (07/28/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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User avatar #9 - katarinaismywaifu (07/28/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Funnyjunk finally found something new to wank to
User avatar #13 to #12 - vorarephilia ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Slaanesh moves in mysterious ways...
#4 - pontagonize (07/28/2014) [+] (56 replies)
le empror
kill all bad pony
unity duty destiny
#32 to #4 - seventonblade (07/28/2014) [-]
I can smell the heresy from here.
I can smell the heresy from here.
User avatar #20 - newmanbiggeo (07/28/2014) [+] (25 replies)
guys i have no idea what warhammers about fill me in
User avatar #47 to #20 - iwasonaboat (07/28/2014) [-]
(Warhammer is a board game with elves and trolls and dwarves and axes and **** . Warhammer 40K is that but in SPESSS)
Basically its some undetermined amount of years in the future (most agree its about 40,000 years in the future, but some don't >.> )
The Emporer, some ridiculously powerful Psychic dude, leads mankind in glorious combat across the Galaxy until his asshole son shivs him. His followers inter his dying ass on a Golden Life-Support throne, and utilize his Psychic powers to make a Galactic Lighthouse, so that they can warp-drive all over the place a lot safer.
Some time earlier, SPESSS Elves are busy having the Galaxy's largest orgy when it reaches critical sexiness mass, collapsing into a black hole of pure lust and killing a whole lot of them. Outta this hot sticky mess comes Slaaneesh, demon Chaos god of debauchery. He joins the other 3 Chaos Gods, Nurgle the Pestilent, Khorne the (best) RAAAAAGER, and Tzeentch the Tricky. Together, they **** up all the warp energy, which is why Humans needed Galactic Lighthouse to be built.
This ******* of the warp means a whole bunch of storms rage across SPESS, and one storm swallows a small patch of space somewhere in the East Galaxy. When it finally dissipates, some small-ass aliens that were hitting rocks together had undergone thousands of years of technology production in about 100 years. With lazehs and mechs, these Tau begin building their glorious communist empire by taking human planets for themselves. They encounter ORKS, which are like Orcs but in spess. They don't get on, cuz Orks are made of fightin. Finally, Galactic Lighthouse V.0.1 is acting like a giant bug-light for actual SPESS bugs called Tyranids. These Spess Locusts eat planets dry, and cut a swathe through the Tau and Human areas alike. They grind up against the Orks, who see an enemy that spawns infinite troops as a wet dream come true. Demons are like "we gonna ****** kill these bugs" but get eaten EASY. It was embarrassing.

Now you know.
#10 - Sworley (07/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#17 - breensbestfriend (07/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Mfw only going into battle with only bolters and one chainsword.
Mfw only going into battle with only bolters and one chainsword.
#64 - thechosentroll (07/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
WE SERVE IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH!
#270 - lollygod (07/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#243 - doctorprofessornv (07/28/2014) [+] (16 replies)
For all those arguing 'who can beat the space marines' in the comments: Don't bother, 40k is basically the superman series of the sci-fi universe. Everything in the 40k universe is deigned to be ludicrously overpowered, both for pure murder-boner inducing awesomeness and just to make fun of the sci-fi action genre as a whole. It's not meant to be taken seriously, it's very nearly a satire (but it avoids full satire status because of its expansive lore and darker overtones).

I don't actually play 40k, I am just stating what I have observed from talking to the fanbase and reading a few of the wiki pages.
#16 - furrysheaperd (07/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#176 - cormy (07/28/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Wow FJ, I am disappoint.   
No one posted the "original" one.
Wow FJ, I am disappoint.
No one posted the "original" one.
#95 - warlockrichard (07/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#54 - jinxter (07/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What is this, some kind of monoboob?
User avatar #8 - I Am Monkey (07/28/2014) [-]
#never5get
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