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The English Language is About To Change.
the You Ready For This?
The European Commission wasjust announced an
agreement whereby English will be the official
language of the European Union rather than
German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British
Government conceded that English spelling had
some room for improvement and has accepted a
5- year plan that would become known
In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'.
Certainly, this will make the sevii servants jump
The hard 'd will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This
should Hear up Konfusion, and keyboards kan
have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the
sekond year when the troublesome '' will be
replaced with 'f'. This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
In the rrd year, publik acceptance of the new
spelling kan be expected to reach the stage
where more complicated changes are possible.
Governments will encourage the removal of
double letters which have always hen a deterent
to acurate speling.
Also, wil are that the horibl mes of the silent
e' in the languag is and it should go
By the Ath yer people wii be to steps
such as reprising '' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.
During " We yer, unecesary 'o' kan he dropd
from vords containing '' and after Ill Rh yer,
vil hav a reil sensual riden stye.
hr vii be no mm trubl or and evrywun vii
find it ezi TU understand ed: on. drem of a
united mop vii finale kum tru.
Und efter " titz yer, vii be speking German
like my vented in " font was.