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control your orgasms

talyor)
So I don' t think those tree condoms universities hand out such; as
much as guys say they do
Okay- out seriously. If you' re ever considering sexy times with a guy
and he tells you that he can' t wear a condom there is a %
chance that he is a liar, and you should not have sex with
him. Don' t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that
wing you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not wing you ice
cream. Anti if they no it' s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of
lies is very emotionally Don' t trust liars or their disease-
ice cream.
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#2 - seeteufel (10/27/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Is anyone else as tempted to play with a water filled condom as I am?
#9 - laxwarriord (10/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Problem is, there are people who are allergic to the material, and nobody wants a massive rash on their man rod
User avatar #10 to #9 - dedaluminus (10/27/2013) [-]
I'm allergic to latex. They make non-latex condoms. Nitrile, polyisoprene, lots of different materials are available. They cost a little more, but it's worth it. Box of condoms: $20, health insurance copayment on an STD test: $50, average cost of raising a child: $241,080.
User avatar #25 - srskate (10/27/2013) [+] (12 replies)
If a guy says he can't use a condom he bought, he's lying.
If a guy says he can't use a condom you bought, he might be telling the truth.

Let's put it this way. Condoms may be stretchy, but they are not a one size fits all thing. The will constrict your dick if you are not of average size.
User avatar #38 - frownwarrior (10/27/2013) [+] (12 replies)
can not wear condoms I'm allergic to latex
User avatar #39 to #38 - nyxeos (10/27/2013) [-]
A) You can, you just shouldn't.
B) There are condoms made out of materials besides latex.
#20 - anonymous (10/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Fun experiment: Fill a condom with water and tie the end, tight. Then squeeze the whole thing and start jacking it off. It'll explode, quickly.

Condoms don't fail because of the stretch, they fail because of rapidly changing of forces on them which wears them out. Oh, and the sizes also go by girth not length - something that a lot of people miss.
User avatar #24 - Zarke (10/27/2013) [-]
In my limited experience, we had more fun trying to get that stupid thing on than actually using it.

I think I need more practice.
#34 - nyxeos (10/27/2013) [-]
Everybody here is talking about condoms and I'm just thinking I should watch Mean Girls again
Everybody here is talking about condoms and I'm just thinking I should watch Mean Girls again
#17 - bitchesbanthymine (10/27/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I used to not be able to wear condoms. The problem wasn't that I couldn't physically fit my dick in it, it's usually just a matter of it being really uncomfortable. Some guys have sensitive dicks, and having some latex stretch tightly around it can be a bit of a pain.

Although it is worth pointing out that, through practice, I was able to master the art of putting on a condom without it hurting. It is an ability that comforts me as I sit alone in my room masturbating.
User avatar #89 - pickstar (10/27/2013) [-]
I have a small dick and would never lie about size. There. I said it. Please don't thumb this up
User avatar #14 - buttplugmaster (10/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the condoms universities hand out are ******* hardcore. we used to fill them up with water in the bio building and then throw them off the second floor of the walkway onto the ground near unsuspecting passersby. one of those ************* just refused to break and rolled around for a ******* hour. i'm very aware of how immature this was, but i regret nothing
#27 to #14 - XxElJuegoxX (10/27/2013) [-]
It was in the name of science. Therefore, it wasn't immature
User avatar #3 - maybeimalion (10/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
To be fair though, I need to use magnums...no matter how stretchy they might be at the end, the little band is still painful to wear for someone like me...plus they don't exactly feel comfortable when they stretch. So maybe if he says something like that have a magnum in your night stand...just in case...for guys like me.
#79 - kaycie (10/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If a guy is telling you he cant wear condoms he is either :   
allergic to latex    
or just doesn't like them because he "cant feel anything"    
both cases are of him telling the truth and not "100.3%" lie.
If a guy is telling you he cant wear condoms he is either :
allergic to latex
or just doesn't like them because he "cant feel anything"
both cases are of him telling the truth and not "100.3%" lie.
User avatar #98 to #95 - kaycie (10/27/2013) [-]
yes
#8 - SupremeJigglyPuff ONLINE (10/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I think anyone that thinks its okay to have completely unprotected sex at this age (teens-twenties) is stupid.
#47 - bobthedilder (10/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They (liars) will also steal your pie.
#36 - megamolester ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
> got condoms from sex-ed at school
> one normal and one with "nipples"
> fill up the "nippel" condom with water and play with it all day
> mom comes home and see me lying on the couch, water filled condom with "nipples" in hand, watching pokemon
> "don't we have some balls you could play with instead?"
> but this one has "nipples"
> "yeah but it'll burst on ya and then you're wet"
> proceed all evening with condom-play
> it finally pops and big bro screams for mom to come
> mom bursts into room, little kid all wet
her face when
>
User avatar #16 - alreadyexiststho (10/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Are condoms really that bad for a guy? My ex would always rather just not have sex than wear one. It was ******* annoying.
#76 - greenbracelet (10/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'm not against condoms, BUT I have had one break on me during sex. So however rare you think it is, they can fail.


and then you have babies and it ruins all your plans.
User avatar #74 - AnomynousUser ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
...I think I'm gonna go to Sonic and get myself one of those icecream blast things now.
User avatar #72 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/27/2013) [-]
>not getting STD tests and using birth control
Condoms are so 20th century. Get with the times.
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