How to live like a king for very little Ely THOR HARRIS
1. Don' t smoke cigarettes.
2. Drive old Japanese cars. Easy and cheaped fix Er they run for fucking ever.
3. Buy most of your groceries from the produce section. Most of that other shit is not
actually food. You don' t need it.
4. Ride your bike instead of driving as much as you can. You need the exercise and gas is
5 Don' t have kids. They' re not miracles. they' re people. ? billion is too fucking many Find
some other way to give your dull existence some meaning. BTW they' re expensive
B, Get your clothes from thrift stores. With the physique you' ll have horn riding your bike,
you' ll look hot wearing anything.
it Learn to fix things. Tons of great books and youtube yids on anything. Cheek an
old dude. People used to fix things. No shit.
3. Learn a trade - Carpentry. plumbing, electrical, auto mechanics, tailoring,
repair, something They can' t fucking outsource. No one gives a shit
about your Masters in Dostoyevsky-. fix something, dumbass, iix something!
3. ifyou like booze, drink at home with your neighbors. Drunk driving is for assholes, rich
ones with lawyers.
10. Do people favors. It' s called Cooperation. It' s how the world worked before money. They
will return the favor, or someone will. No shit. This really works.
11 Make things - Look around you. What do you see? Yah, shitty stuff made by
impoverished enslaved people far away. Pick anything. Make a better one People want
good shit. You won' t get rich, but you' ll get by.
12. If you live in America - don' t get sick and avoid injury. Wear your fucking helmet and put
lights on your bike.
13. Find work you love. If you can' t do that, then find a job where you love the people.
14. Junkies and addicts are like toddlers. They just want to shit all over you and everything.
The messes they make can get expensive. Avoid them if you can.
15. Don' t buy shit on credit, remember what happened to America? Cash only, fuckers.
Can' t afford it? Don' t fucking buy it!
15. Preventable expenses . STD' s, abortions, DI/ , lung cancer. head injuries, speeding
tickets, cirrhosis ofthe liver.
1?. Don' t go on fancy dates if you' re not fancy Most people kind the rich
18. When you go see shows, bring a flask in. That way you can afford to buy a record.
19. If you had told me 15 years ago that Coca Cola would put tap water in plastic bottles
and motherfuckers would BUY ... ... No fuckin way.
Ell. Don' t get cable. Asshole. There is nothing on I promise. (Moo a month it Fuck not