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kfc and watermelons

C?! will you press the butter at
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ah" is! ? Sillof Iwill not!
APP GIN 1
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A become the wealthiest
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User avatar #5 - goobyman (10/15/2013) [+] (9 replies)
What if you're already black?
User avatar #7 to #5 - cabooseboi (10/15/2013) [-]
Then your black gets blacker i guess
User avatar #3 - grapefruity (10/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So it gives me perfect health, riches AND a 12 inch penis? Win win...
#9 to #3 - Minttyman (10/15/2013) [-]
I wouldn't take it, downgrading to 12 inches is too much
#60 - splyt (10/16/2013) [-]
so i get ALL those benefits plus my dick gets bigger???? SMASH THA BUTTON
#70 - clechyl (10/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #16 - TheMather ONLINE (10/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Already have a fortitude that could bring a cockroach to shame and I'm looking at a future income that'll be more than enough to live in relative luxury. So why would I need to throw away my skin which tans easily enough to be called of variable color and never burns?
#17 to #16 - theblargypargler ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
I'm not denying the fact that you might have all that, but blurting that on the internet seems like you're just desperately trying to prove that you're successful when you're actually not.
User avatar #71 - wereanon (10/16/2013) [-]
with all that money, i can turn white again.
User avatar #41 - thewowpimp (10/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
What is our current president?
User avatar #49 to #45 - snakefire (10/16/2013) [-]
The joke was good, but you ruined it with "/thread"
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#11 - ihearcolors has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #12 to #11 - sinery (10/15/2013) [-]
Because you can't.
#1 - amrityville (10/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
there's nothing wrong with being black, is there?
#28 - sillymoose (10/16/2013) [-]
MFW I'm already black
#2 - teranin ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
I'd press it. Guaranteed health and wealth? Who the **** cares what color I am!? It could turn me flourescent purple and give me a one inch dick with no arms and I'd press the ******* button!
#27 - ulcis (10/16/2013) [-]
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#26 - Lookingguy (10/16/2013) [-]
mfw i realize im black
mfw i realize im black
#14 - koothrapali (10/16/2013) [-]
Nobody cares that you use Ubuntu, brah
#69 - quicksta (10/16/2013) [-]
All of that AND you get a big dick? I don't see the downside!
#67 - fortunesnowman ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Joke's on you, I'm already a little bit black!
Joke's on you, I'm already a little bit black!
User avatar #66 - princessren (10/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I didn't press the button
.....does that make me a bad person?
User avatar #61 - shaftyface (10/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What the **** is the downside?
User avatar #29 - iamtheballsack (10/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
When did everyone stop being racist? O.o
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