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Already have a fortitude that could bring a cockroach to shame and I'm looking at a future income that'll be more than enough to live in relative luxury. So why would I need to throw away my skin which tans easily enough to be called of variable color and never burns?

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#17 to #16 - theblargypargler ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]

I'm not denying the fact that you might have all that, but blurting that on the internet seems like you're just desperately trying to prove that you're successful when you're actually not.

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#18 to #17 - TheMather ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]

Well, I'm not saying I'm successful yet, I'm only a uni freshman. It's my choice of career path that'll lead to a good income, not my achievements.

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#23 to #18 - walmartysghost **User deleted account** (10/16/2013) [-]

hahahhaahahaahahahaahahaahahaahAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH

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#48 to #18 - zzitro (10/16/2013) [-]

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#71 - wereanon (10/16/2013) [-]

with all that money, i can turn white again.

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#41 - thewowpimp (10/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)

What is our current president?

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#74 to #41 - metalmind ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]

Half white.

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#55 to #41 - devout feminist (10/16/2013) [-]

Half black

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#45 to #41 - formerlyaceseleven **User deleted account** (10/16/2013) [-]

a ******
/thread

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#49 to #45 - snakefire (10/16/2013) [-]

The joke was good, but you ruined it with "/thread"

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#80 to #49 - formerlyaceseleven **User deleted account** (10/17/2013) [-]

all that aside, you got your account back? gfy bro, ben has had a mad case of sandy vag for a while now

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#81 to #80 - snakefire (10/17/2013) [-]

you wot?

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#12 to #11 - sinery

(10/15/2013) [-]

Because you can't.

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#1 - amrityville (10/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)

there's nothing wrong with being black, is there?

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#44 to #1 - captainfuckitall (10/16/2013) [-]

You're obviously not black.

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#28 - sillymoose (10/16/2013) [-]

MFW I'm already black

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#2 - teranin ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]

I'd press it. Guaranteed health and wealth? Who the **** cares what color I am!? It could turn me flourescent purple and give me a one inch dick with no arms and I'd press the ******* button!

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#27 - ulcis (10/16/2013) [-]

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#26 - Lookingguy (10/16/2013) [-]

mfw i realize im black

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#14 - koothrapali (10/16/2013) [-]

Nobody cares that you use Ubuntu, brah

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#73 - liuftwaffle (10/16/2013) [-]

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#69 - quicksta (10/16/2013) [-]

All of that AND you get a big dick? I don't see the downside!

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#67 - fortunesnowman ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]

Joke's on you, I'm already ~~a little bit~~ black!

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#66 - princessren (10/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)

I didn't press the button
.....does that make me a bad person?

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#77 to #66 - patofeliz (10/16/2013) [-]

nein

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#61 - shaftyface (10/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)

What the **** is the downside?

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#75 to #61 - chuca (10/16/2013) [-]

people on the internet will call you a ******

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#29 - iamtheballsack (10/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)

When did everyone stop being racist? O.o

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#30 to #29 - devout feminist (10/16/2013) [-]

When we realized that black people is the physical superior race. And that we wanted our children to have those same big, fast, strong genetics

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#56 to #30 - dedaluminus (10/16/2013) [-]

Being black is like putting all your points into stamina in an RPG. Useful for specific situations, but completely flummoxed by the most basic of repair or computer tasks.

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#46 to #30 - AnonsForSure (10/16/2013) [-]

except ******* cant swim for ****

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#31 to #30 - iamtheballsack (10/16/2013) [-]

Too bad they can't ****** their way out of prison.

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#34 to #31 - davisdamen (10/16/2013) [-]

i don't know about you, but i'm perfectly okay with bribery

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#35 to #34 - iamtheballsack (10/16/2013) [-]

Implying ******* have anything of value to bribe you with.

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#36 to #35 - davisdamen (10/16/2013) [-]

"You are in perfect health and will stay that way, eat what you want without getting fat, and become the wealthiest person on the planet that ever existed"
emphasis on "wealthiest person on the planet"
i don't know about you, but i like money

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#38 to #36 - iamtheballsack (10/16/2013) [-]

Yea but if everyone pressed the button no one would be wealthy lol

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#40 to #38 - sketchE (10/16/2013) [-]

ill still have more money than bill gates does right now

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