kfc and watermelons

#5 - goobyman#234 on contentRank#234

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(10/15/2013)[-]

What if you're already black?

#7 to #5 - cabooseboi

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(10/15/2013)[-]

Then your black gets blacker i guess

#58 to #7 - ragingcacti

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(10/16/2013)[-]

#65 to #58 - asdflower

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(10/16/2013)[-]

Well, guess great minds think alike. Except mine is a little slower. Like 47 minutes slower.

#72 to #65 - ragingcacti

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(10/16/2013)[-]

HA! The early bird gets the worm... though Im not sure how beneficial the worm is in this case...

#64 to #7 - asdflower

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(10/16/2013)[-]

#25 to #5 - fargtwo

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(10/16/2013)[-]

You're the single whitest person I've ever met. You could paint yourself black and you'd still be roughly as white as I am.

#53 to #25 - goobyman#234 on contentRank#234

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(10/16/2013)[-]

Just saying

#21 to #5 - hydrosbro

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(10/16/2013)[-]

you turn so black you're purple

#8 to #5 - ajrin

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(10/15/2013)[-]

then u loose a leg

#3 - grapefruity

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(10/15/2013)[-]

So it gives me perfect health, riches AND a 12 inch penis? Win win...

#9 to #3 - Minttyman

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(10/15/2013)[-]

I wouldn't take it, downgrading to 12 inches is too much

#60 - splyt

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(10/16/2013)[-]

so i get ALL those benefits plus my dick gets bigger???? SMASH THA BUTTON

#70 - clechyl

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(10/16/2013)[-]

#16 - TheMather

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(10/16/2013)[-]

Already have a fortitude that could bring a cockroach to shame and I'm looking at a future income that'll be more than enough to live in relative luxury. So why would I need to throw away my skin which tans easily enough to be called of variable color and never burns?

#17 to #16 - theblargypargler

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(10/16/2013)[-]

I'm not denying the fact that you might have all that, but blurting that on the internet seems like you're just desperately trying to prove that you're successful when you're actually not.

#18 to #17 - TheMather

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(10/16/2013)[-]

Well, I'm not saying I'm successful yet, I'm only a uni freshman. It's my choice of career path that'll lead to a good income, not my achievements.

#23 to #18 - walmartysghost**User deleted account**

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(10/16/2013)[-]

hahahhaahahaahahahaahahaahahaahAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH

#48 to #18 - zzitro

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(10/16/2013)[-]

#71 - wereanon

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(10/16/2013)[-]

with all that money, i can turn white again.

#41 - thewowpimp

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(10/16/2013)[-]

What is our current president?

#74 to #41 - metalmind

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(10/16/2013)[-]

Half white.

#55 to #41 - anon id: 253c5923

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(10/16/2013)[-]

Half black

#45 to #41 - formerlyaceseleven**User deleted account**

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(10/16/2013)[-]

a faggot
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#49 to #45 - snakefire

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(10/16/2013)[-]

The joke was good, but you ruined it with "/thread"

#80 to #49 - formerlyaceseleven**User deleted account**

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(10/17/2013)[-]

all that aside, you got your account back? gfy bro, ben has had a mad case of sandy vag for a while now

#81 to #80 - snakefire

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(10/17/2013)[-]

you wot?

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#12 to #11 - sinery#231 on commentsRank#231

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(10/15/2013)[-]

Because you can't.

#1 - amrityville

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(10/15/2013)[-]

there's nothing wrong with being black, is there?

#44 to #1 - captainfuckitall

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(10/16/2013)[-]

You're obviously not black.

#2 - teranin

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(10/15/2013)[-]

I'd press it. Guaranteed health and wealth? Who the **** cares what color I am!? It could turn me flourescent purple and give me a one inch dick with no arms and I'd press the ******* button!