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A policeman searched me in a Nightclub toilet last night
and taunt a small bag class A drugs.
It' s not my fault." I said, "Every time I try
dawn the bullet they magically anywear back in my pocket
Du yen really expect me to believe that?" he laughed.
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Co an then." he smiled, handing me the bag.
After flushing them, he lacked at me and said, "Well, show
me yum packet them"
What far?" I asked.
He said. "The drugs,"
I said. "What drugs?"
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User avatar #32 - nustix (01/26/2014) [-]
Flush the drugs and show him the other bag you had hid in your pocket.
User avatar #30 - pickaxe ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
>getting rid oft evidence
>posting Konfession online
>I'd give a facepalm pic,but I'm on my phone.
User avatar #31 to #30 - orangemars (01/26/2014) [-]
1. They don't know who he is IRL, if they somehow get his IP from that they might be able to triangulate is address, but not very accurate.
2. It's a joke, prbly didn't happen
3. He didn't confess anything, just narrated a series of events.
lrn2read ples
#28 - swinglish (01/26/2014) [-]
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
User avatar #15 - beanmaniac (01/26/2014) [-]
blood test!
#14 - johnconnorone (01/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #13 - exclamation (01/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - ThatFuckingGuy (01/26/2014) [-]
And he still got ******* arrested.
#10 - formidio (01/26/2014) [-]
And it didn't happen, because no police officer is that stupid.
#23 to #10 - selfrazedzealot (01/26/2014) [-]
i stopped believing at the "a police officer searched me in a nightclub toilet" part.
#26 to #23 - mikesch (01/26/2014) [-]
**mikesch rolled a random image posted in comment #793852 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games **

I stopped at "A policeman".
#9 - zeunfunnyguy (01/26/2014) [-]
*smooth criminal plays*
for people who dont get it, in the original status with this, someone commented this.
#2 - ilikecows **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1 - puppyfood (01/25/2014) [-]
and then you get arrest for destruction of evidence. Congrats, you just turned a misdemeanor into a felony.
User avatar #27 to #1 - bushingenna (01/26/2014) [-]
>implying any cop would be retarded enough to fall for that
#5 to #1 - alos (01/25/2014) [-]
Actually, taking cocaine as an example (class A drug) and assuming that a small bag holds less than 3 grams of cocaine, then the mere possession alone would've been a Class D felony.

This could result in less than 10 years but 5 or more years prison time and/or a maximum fine of $250,000 and, with either of these, a Special Assessment fine of $100 per offence (in this case one) to fund the Crime Victims Fund.

However, under title 18 U.S. CODE § 2232 (a) Destruction or Removal of Property To Prevent Seizure: "Whoever, before, during, or after any search for or seizure of property by any person authorized to make such search or seizure, knowingly destroys, damages, wastes, disposes of, transfers, or otherwise takes any action, or knowingly attempts to destroy, damage, waste, dispose of, transfer, or otherwise take any action, for the purpose of preventing or impairing the Government’s lawful authority to take such property into its custody or control or to continue holding such property under its lawful custody and control, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 5 years, or both."

So, get rid of it for a maximum of 5 years or a fine OR 5 to 10 years and possibly a $250,000 fine on top.

#18 to #5 - allinallout (01/26/2014) [-]
why the **** do you keep talking about classes of drugs. The US uses a schedule system, of which cocaine is II, along with methamphetamine and morphine.
User avatar #22 to #18 - alos (01/26/2014) [-]
Because in the image, the guy says class A drug. Translated across to the US, the possession of a similar drug, in my example cocaine(class A in the UK, schedule II in the US), is a class D felony.
#24 to #22 - allinallout (01/26/2014) [-]
OH **** ***** THATS 18-24 MONTHS
#6 to #5 - wamesburger (01/25/2014) [-]
Cocaine is a class B drug....
User avatar #7 to #6 - alos (01/25/2014) [-]
In the US, cocaine is a Schedule II drug, in the UK it is a Class A drug.
#8 to #7 - wamesburger (01/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #4 to #1 - recoilish (01/25/2014) [-]
What evidence?
User avatar #3 to #1 - leebobo (01/25/2014) [-]
no body, no crime.
its word against word.
no felony
User avatar #34 to #3 - logicstrike ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
well he did just admit to it in public medium (it is obviously joke, but still that is basically an open admission of guilt)
User avatar #25 to #3 - alanflindt (01/26/2014) [-]
Except one of the words is the cops word against yours, and cops can essentially get away with whatever they want anyway - even if you never had any drugs in the first place, if a cop said you did, you will be charged.
#29 to #25 - anonymous (01/26/2014) [-]
Do you honestly think a cop who was so stupid to let him/her flush down drugs is going to report it? No, the cop will forget about it. If he tells anyone that story he'll be fired.
User avatar #20 to #3 - bananarchy **User deleted account** (01/26/2014) [-]
Except the chemicals in your blood
#17 to #3 - allinallout (01/26/2014) [-]
it's a cops word vs. your word. that's not a good position to be in. trust me.
User avatar #33 to #17 - Welshhobo (01/26/2014) [-]
Hearsay isn't useable in court.
#11 to #3 - anonymous (01/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, but word against word with a cop? You got no chance in that one.
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