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13 hat: -rs age
A policeman searched me in a Nightclub toilet last night
and taunt a small bag class A drugs.
It' s not my fault." I said, "Every time I try
dawn the bullet they magically anywear back in my pocket
again."
Du yen really expect me to believe that?" he laughed.
I said, Tll grave h to you Wynn want me tol"
Co an then." he smiled, handing me the bag.
After flushing them, he lacked at me and said, "Well, show
me yum packet them"
What far?" I asked.
He said. "The drugs,"
I said. "What drugs?"
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User avatar #1 - puppyfood (01/25/2014) [+] (17 replies)
and then you get arrest for destruction of evidence. Congrats, you just turned a misdemeanor into a felony.
User avatar #3 to #1 - leebobo (01/25/2014) [-]
no body, no crime.
its word against word.
no felony
#14 - johnconnorone (01/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
title
#10 - formidio (01/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
And it didn't happen, because no police officer is that stupid.
User avatar #32 - nustix (01/26/2014) [-]
Flush the drugs and show him the other bag you had hid in your pocket.
User avatar #30 - pickaxe (01/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>getting rid oft evidence
>posting Konfession online
>I'd give a facepalm pic,but I'm on my phone.
User avatar #31 to #30 - orangemars (01/26/2014) [-]
Uhm.
1. They don't know who he is IRL, if they somehow get his IP from that they might be able to triangulate is address, but not very accurate.
2. It's a joke, prbly didn't happen
3. He didn't confess anything, just narrated a series of events.
lrn2read ples
#28 - swinglish (01/26/2014) [-]
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
User avatar #15 - beanmaniac (01/26/2014) [-]
blood test!
User avatar #13 - exclamation (01/26/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #9 - zeunfunnyguy (01/26/2014) [-]
*smooth criminal plays*
for people who dont get it, in the original status with this, someone commented this.
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User avatar #12 - ThatFuckingGuy (01/26/2014) [-]
And he still got ******* arrested.
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