just one wish. . A wish To Live Forever I met a fairy today. He said he would grant me ene wish. I want to live forever," I said. Sorry," said the fairy, I' m n just one wish A To Live Forever I met a fairy today He said he would grant me ene want to live forever " Sorry the I' m n
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A wish To Live Forever
I met a fairy today. He said he would grant
me ene wish.
I want to live forever," I said.
Sorry," said the fairy,
I' m not tn grant wishes like that."
Fine," I said, "then I want to die after
Congress gets its head out of its asal"
You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - wheredahoodat
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**wheredahoodat rolled image** Ass's face when
#24 to #4 - anon id: f30a91db
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**anonymous rolled image** Ass's reaction to that picture
#5 - tender
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(08/22/2014) [-]
Gee i sure hope the comments aren't full of people rolling..
#6 to #5 - anon id: 5ffa0f72
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**anonymous rolled comment #9535870 ** :
i have to wait a whole ******* month before i can redo my drivers test.. i already spend like 2850 bucks on that **** now i have to spend even more because "hurr durr u have to pay police before u are allowed to take another test" and THEN i can pay for another test

so that's prob gonna be around 3100 bucks and i'm sure i'm gonna have to add a few more driving lessons because one month without driving is bad.. so that's prob 230 bucks more

i don't have ******* 3330 bucks for a ******* drivers license
User avatar #11 to #6 - mrmystery
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(08/22/2014) [-]
Then maybe you shouldn't be driving.
#9 to #5 - shiiiiiiiiiiii
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**shiiiiiiiiiiii rolled image**
User avatar #15 - futapirate
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(08/22/2014) [-]
Very funny email, grandma. Thank you.
User avatar #17 to #15 - trivdiego
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I just thought you'd enjoy this kooky pic dear!
#22 - benderisgreat
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(08/22/2014) [-]
"you crafty bastard"
User avatar #13 - roflstorm
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(08/22/2014) [-]
Heard the same joke about the leafs winning the cup
#14 to #13 - newold
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(08/22/2014) [-]
heard the same thing bout Vancouver
heard the same thing bout Vancouver
User avatar #19 - perform
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(08/22/2014) [-]
Wow either your country prospers or you live forever. That's kinda sad isn't it. You'll never see the day your country prospers.
User avatar #25 to #19 - johnstuartmill
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Congress getting their heads out of their asses will not make the U.S.A. prosper. They would need to also get their **** straight for any type of improvement.
User avatar #26 to #25 - perform
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Well when they get their heads out of their asses, it's presumably that they'll have straighter fecal matter.
User avatar #27 to #26 - perform
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*presumed
User avatar #28 to #27 - johnstuartmill
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Optimistically yes, but realistically no. Even if they shape up and focus on the welfare of the country, the bipartisanship needed to achieve an efficient Congress would be hard won and short lived. Luckily Congress does not solely run the country so even if they are not at 100% the other branches can always pick up the slack example being Obama using executive orders Not saying I agree with executive orders but if something needs t be done then someone has to do it.
#10 - anon id: b1ce0b67
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(08/22/2014) [-]
"A fairy"

"He"

#12 to #10 - galkawhm
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User avatar #21 to #10 - danniegurl
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how do you think they make more fairies?
User avatar #23 to #21 - hashtronaut
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(08/22/2014) [-]
if the rock can be the tooth fairy, anything is possible.
User avatar #8 - gameshredder
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**gameshredder rolled comment #63 ** :
I respectfully disagree with you
#2 - anon id: bae2c165
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**anonymous rolled image** Congress's FW
#1 - trekkien
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**trekkien rolled image** Fairy's face when
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