just one wish. . A wish To Live Forever I met a fairy today. He said he would grant me ene wish. I want to live forever," I said. Sorry," said the fairy, I' m n
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just one wish

A wish To Live Forever
I met a fairy today. He said he would grant
me ene wish.
I want to live forever," I said.
Sorry," said the fairy,
I' m not tn grant wishes like that."
Fine," I said, "then I want to die after
Congress gets its head out of its asal"
You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
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Submitted: 08/21/2014
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#4 - wheredahoodat (08/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**wheredahoodat rolled image** Ass's face when
#5 - tender (08/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Gee i sure hope the comments aren't full of people rolling..
User avatar #15 - futapirate (08/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Very funny email, grandma. Thank you.
#22 - benderisgreat (08/22/2014) [-]
"you crafty bastard"
User avatar #13 - roflstorm (08/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Heard the same joke about the leafs winning the cup
User avatar #19 - perform (08/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Wow either your country prospers or you live forever. That's kinda sad isn't it. You'll never see the day your country prospers.
#10 - anonymous (08/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
"A fairy"

"He"

User avatar #21 to #10 - danniegurl ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
how do you think they make more fairies?
User avatar #8 - gameshredder (08/22/2014) [-]
**gameshredder rolled comment #63 ** :
I respectfully disagree with you
User avatar #29 - hazardpay (08/22/2014) [-]
So uh . . . why the comma?
#20 - anonymous (08/22/2014) [-]
so what happens when we behead most of them
#18 - anonymous (08/22/2014) [-]
I figured the 'fairy' would be a gay guy, and the 'wish' he offered was a blowjob... But I guess that works too...
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#3 - anonymous (08/21/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** guy's fw
#2 - anonymous (08/21/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** Congress's FW
#1 - trekkien (08/21/2014) [-]
**trekkien rolled image** Fairy's face when
#16 - infotechexplain (08/22/2014) [-]
**infotechexplain rolled image** Congress's face when.
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