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#115 - manirock (01/09/2014) [-]
>Rewind eight years, age 14   
>Just started watching porn   
>Only computer is in the living room   
>Doors in front of me, at each side, and at my flank   
>Doors in front of me are see-through    
>Stairs are on other side of front door   
>Entire family sleeps upstairs   
>1:00 AM   
>Parents and brother went to bed at 10:00 PM   
>Strip naked and start whackin' it to some low quality porn vids   
>I still had much left to learn   
>Wore headphones like a dumbass, can't hear my surroundings   
>See feet on the top step of stairs   
>Oh 						****					 oh 						****					 oh 						****					   
>Computer sits on top of a dresser with two large drawers   
>Quickly turn off monitor and cram myself and my clothes into dresser   
>Can hear one set of footsteps, then two   
>Hear noises but the drawers are thick as 						****					 so I can't tell what they're saying   
>Footsteps start heading towards my drawer    
>no no no no no no no no   
>Dad opens drawer   
>Sees his fully naked son wide-eyed and trembling    
>Lets out a sigh and grabs a folder I was pressed up against   
>Closes drawer    
>Never tells my mom or brings it up again but calls me "spanky" for two years
>Rewind eight years, age 14
>Just started watching porn
>Only computer is in the living room
>Doors in front of me, at each side, and at my flank
>Doors in front of me are see-through
>Stairs are on other side of front door
>Entire family sleeps upstairs
>1:00 AM
>Parents and brother went to bed at 10:00 PM
>Strip naked and start whackin' it to some low quality porn vids
>I still had much left to learn
>Wore headphones like a dumbass, can't hear my surroundings
>See feet on the top step of stairs
>Oh **** oh **** oh ****
>Computer sits on top of a dresser with two large drawers
>Quickly turn off monitor and cram myself and my clothes into dresser
>Can hear one set of footsteps, then two
>Hear noises but the drawers are thick as **** so I can't tell what they're saying
>Footsteps start heading towards my drawer
>no no no no no no no no
>Dad opens drawer
>Sees his fully naked son wide-eyed and trembling
>Lets out a sigh and grabs a folder I was pressed up against
>Closes drawer
>Never tells my mom or brings it up again but calls me "spanky" for two years
#124 to #115 - Womens Study Major (01/09/2014) [-]
I never get people who strip down completely to masturbate
#151 to #124 - protectorofwings (01/09/2014) [-]
it just feels better that way(IMO)
User avatar #129 to #124 - StickyTissueLoLz (01/09/2014) [-]
I just pull the bottom of my boxers aside and have at it.
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