just beat it.. Get out of my crank zone dude.. when you heatin it and you hear the from dam imam. I am aware of every sound in the vicinity. I can hear the people breathing in the living room, I can hear the rats having sex in the sewers, I can even hear the masturbation Chamber
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just beat it.

just beat it.. Get out of my crank zone dude.. when you heatin it and you hear the from dam imam. I am aware of every sound in the vicinity. I can hear the people breathing in the living room, I can hear the rats having sex in the sewers, I can even hear the

Get out of my crank zone dude.

when you heatin it and you hear the from dam imam
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#12 - crazyolitis (01/08/2014) [-]
I am aware of every sound in the vicinity. I can hear the people breathing in the living room, I can hear the rats having sex in the sewers, I can even hear the NSA judging me for my tastes in porn. They are not kind.   
   
Also, sometimes I put in my headphones and listen to it on high volume. Gives an extra shot of adrenaline.
I am aware of every sound in the vicinity. I can hear the people breathing in the living room, I can hear the rats having sex in the sewers, I can even hear the NSA judging me for my tastes in porn. They are not kind.

Also, sometimes I put in my headphones and listen to it on high volume. Gives an extra shot of adrenaline.
#115 - manirock (01/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Rewind eight years, age 14   
>Just started watching porn   
>Only computer is in the living room   
>Doors in front of me, at each side, and at my flank   
>Doors in front of me are see-through    
>Stairs are on other side of front door   
>Entire family sleeps upstairs   
>1:00 AM   
>Parents and brother went to bed at 10:00 PM   
>Strip naked and start whackin' it to some low quality porn vids   
>I still had much left to learn   
>Wore headphones like a dumbass, can't hear my surroundings   
>See feet on the top step of stairs   
>Oh 			****		 oh 			****		 oh 			****		   
>Computer sits on top of a dresser with two large drawers   
>Quickly turn off monitor and cram myself and my clothes into dresser   
>Can hear one set of footsteps, then two   
>Hear noises but the drawers are thick as 			****		 so I can't tell what they're saying   
>Footsteps start heading towards my drawer    
>no no no no no no no no   
>Dad opens drawer   
>Sees his fully naked son wide-eyed and trembling    
>Lets out a sigh and grabs a folder I was pressed up against   
>Closes drawer    
>Never tells my mom or brings it up again but calls me "spanky" for two years
>Rewind eight years, age 14
>Just started watching porn
>Only computer is in the living room
>Doors in front of me, at each side, and at my flank
>Doors in front of me are see-through
>Stairs are on other side of front door
>Entire family sleeps upstairs
>1:00 AM
>Parents and brother went to bed at 10:00 PM
>Strip naked and start whackin' it to some low quality porn vids
>I still had much left to learn
>Wore headphones like a dumbass, can't hear my surroundings
>See feet on the top step of stairs
>Oh **** oh **** oh ****
>Computer sits on top of a dresser with two large drawers
>Quickly turn off monitor and cram myself and my clothes into dresser
>Can hear one set of footsteps, then two
>Hear noises but the drawers are thick as **** so I can't tell what they're saying
>Footsteps start heading towards my drawer
>no no no no no no no no
>Dad opens drawer
>Sees his fully naked son wide-eyed and trembling
>Lets out a sigh and grabs a folder I was pressed up against
>Closes drawer
>Never tells my mom or brings it up again but calls me "spanky" for two years
#93 - batigol (01/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
(heavy breathing)
(heavy breathing)
#135 - RedHulk (01/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at Crushes ** Mfw i get caught watching kinky porn.
#137 - fergferg (01/09/2014) [+] (9 replies)
**fergferg rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at yes ** my kind of porn
#138 to #137 - fergferg (01/09/2014) [-]
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#97 - royrogersmcfreely (01/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**royrogersmcfreely rolled a random image posted in comment #386114 at Friendly ** when im beatin it and the front door opens
#123 - slikmonkey (01/09/2014) [-]
mfw when caught.
mfw when caught.
#74 - beep (01/09/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Dubs decides my new profile picture.
Dubs decides my new profile picture.
#6 - navywannabe (01/08/2014) [+] (63 replies)
**navywannabe rolled a random image posted in comment #132 at Dick Kickem **
How are other people getting good rolls?
#90 - kaboomz (01/09/2014) [+] (43 replies)
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#145 - garentei (01/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I have developed a superhuman sense that lets me know whenever there are humans within a 10 meter radius from my laptop even if I have my headphones on all volume watching porn, I have never been caught and will never be caught alive, for I am the master baiter
#125 - ozkarmak (01/09/2014) [-]
**ozkarmak rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at Daddy needs to get back to work ** mfw I´m alone
**ozkarmak rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at Daddy needs to get back to work ** mfw I´m alone
#96 - sonofpsychodad ONLINE (01/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**sonofpsychodad rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Description (O.C) ** my face when this happens.
#118 - olesc ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
**olesc rolled a random image posted in comment #7290919 at Safe For Work Random Board ** When they open then door to my room
#100 - Jameshaich (01/09/2014) [-]
> Be jackin it
> Hear car door outside
> Brother
> With my cock up and my boxers down, i stand up and try to pull them up
> fumble
> Dive infront of door
> Pull up boxers
> Let him in. Doesn't suspect a thing
> Porn still on computer
mfw
#87 - iheartjackiechan (01/09/2014) [-]
When you live alone
#80 - mvtjets (01/09/2014) [-]
"That wasn't a fart"
#73 - hudge (01/09/2014) [-]
And then you remember that you live by yourself.
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