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joak. credit to someone who wasn't me just loved this joke and wanted to share it for everyone. A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint When a little

credit to someone who wasn't me just loved this joke and wanted to share it for everyone

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint
When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey
Koala! What are you doing?'
The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where
they enjoyed a few hits. After a while the little lizard said that
his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from
the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and
fell into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the
little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little
lizard, 'What' s the matter with you?'
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been
sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too
stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink...
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked
into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting
finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
Hey you!'
so the koala looked down at him and said,
How much water did you drink?
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#2 - hillbill (11/01/2013) [-]
Kind of relevant.
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User avatar #1 - faithrider ONLINE (11/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i've heard this before, but the version i heard it was a monkey, not a koala. but still funny
User avatar #5 - trollins (11/02/2013) [-]
360 go smoke
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