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User avatar #28404 - PopcornViking ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
What's up, fellow item type people? Time for some bittersweet news.
The sweet part first. The swords are all in the FJKB. The frostbite one is especially cool looking (get it?). www.caspergaming.com/FJKB/itemlisttype.php#Swords
Some of the point values are wrong, because I was working with outdated information, so you'll have to excuse me on that.

Now the not-so-sweet, or sweet part... depending on who you are I guess. Feel free to celebrate my departure if you're one of the ones who wanted this.

In the past few days, I've had friends call me greedy and ungrateful, a "slimy douchewaffle", and totally crazy. I've had friends try to get me banned yesterday, and ask me to leave the site today. Because of this (sorry to all the people who still like me, the 1 or 2 of you still here), I am going to be leaving. Permanently. Needless to say, you'll never see me on FunnyJunk again, or on skype, or on facebook, or anywhere. I'm sorry for all the hurt I caused. I thought I was a good person, but this many people, friends even, telling me otherwise cannot be a coincidence. And well, the world needs 1 less asshole.

So goodbye FunnyJunk. We had some good times, if you'd do me the favor of remember this crazy douchewaffle by those... that'd mean a lot. Try to stay positive for me, I know it's hard sometimes, but that's where I went wrong... it's never a good idea to not stay positive. I learned that lesson the hard way. Watch the video for some inspiration

And of course, merry early christmas since I won't be here to enjoy it with you.

stagger iheartbock snapps fables ied iedd kingniggering shitdickinator aajimu weebee aceshot bitchyouabitch dende elitehacker grail hawaii hornack jorgethemaster krizz luluwho lyraheartstrings misskayla retrochris wickkles bitchitroll

sorry if I forgot your name ><
User avatar #28953 to #28404 - krizz (12/29/2015) [-]
im not reading this
User avatar #28420 to #28404 - mossyflipflops ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
lmao
User avatar #28405 to #28404 - funnyjunknerdd (12/29/2015) [-]
LOL WHO MADE THIS ONE
User avatar #28519 to #28405 - jorgethemaster (12/29/2015) [-]
Casper lol
User avatar #28406 to #28405 - jmezfm (12/29/2015) [-]
probably wetcuntjuice
User avatar #28409 to #28406 - funnyjunknerdd (12/29/2015) [-]
remember when i was 14 and wickkles told me he wanted to wring my neck
User avatar #28411 to #28409 - PopcornViking ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
kinky
User avatar #28410 to #28409 - jmezfm (12/29/2015) [-]
remember when wickkles never left tc or did anything else

and also got a fucking permanent tattoo for funnyjunk
User avatar #28413 to #28410 - funnyjunknerdd (12/29/2015) [-]
matmans and thecatdidit are still dating apparently
User avatar #28417 to #28413 - jmezfm (12/29/2015) [-]
WHAT

isnt he from like fucking germany
so they've still never met
nor touched
like honestly that's jsut not a healthy relationship
User avatar #34546 to #28417 - thecatdidit (01/03/2016) [-]
I spent three weeks with him the past summer. Belgium and Germany are beautiful.
User avatar #42116 to #34546 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
BANG HIM

BANG HIM HARD
User avatar #42131 to #42116 - thecatdidit (19 hours ago) [-]
First, do I know you? Like before I quit items the first time.
Secondly, do you really think I would spend $1,700 to go to europe and not?
User avatar #42132 to #42131 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
I don't know if you know me
I've been here 4 years
Maybe you saw me I dunno
User avatar #42134 to #42132 - thecatdidit (19 hours ago) [-]
I have been here roughly the same amount of time, but back then there were so many people who did items its almost impossible to remember all of them. Why are you just now commenting on this?
User avatar #42135 to #42134 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
because I felt like it
User avatar #42139 to #42135 - thecatdidit (19 hours ago) [-]
alright
User avatar #28967 to #28417 - matmans ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Yea, because planes are a nonexistant thing right?
User avatar #28977 to #28967 - jmezfm (12/29/2015) [-]
it just seemed pretty improbable but to each his own
hope you guys are happy
User avatar #29071 to #28977 - improbable (12/29/2015) [-]
thanks for the mention
User avatar #29100 to #29071 - jmezfm (12/29/2015) [-]
gotchu fam
User avatar #28446 to #28419 - capslockrage ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Did he actually do it?
User avatar #28969 to #28446 - matmans ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Do what?
User avatar #28981 to #28969 - capslockrage ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
bomb left that whole suicide note, I'm wondering if he went through with it, I don't know much about what happened with that
User avatar #29007 to #28981 - matmans ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Haven't heard from him in 3 years and I rather keep it that way.
Try asking jorgethemaster, he kept in contact with others more then I did (I think).
User avatar #29039 to #29007 - jorgethemaster (12/29/2015) [-]
He replies to 'bomb' mentions sometimes but I haven't heard of him in over a year

I don't really know what happened to him
User avatar #28407 to #28406 - PopcornViking ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
its casprizzle
User avatar #28408 to #28407 - jmezfm (12/29/2015) [-]
lmfao
User avatar #28418 to #28412 - jmezfm (12/29/2015) [-]
GOOD FUCKING LORD HAHAH
User avatar #28414 to #28412 - funnyjunknerdd (12/29/2015) [-]
was that bomb?
User avatar #28415 to #28414 - PopcornViking ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
casper*
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