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User avatar #5111928 - retrochris (03/26/2015) [-]
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www.funnyjunk.com/Make+your+art+part+of+the+fj+items+game/funny-pictures/5495913/
Leave comments there if you want to. And please support this for the sake of this game we play. Thank you
User avatar #5109675 - retrochris (03/16/2015) [-]
stickied by retrochris
FJ-Alien Contest #4 : We need to help FJ with traffic, everyone can do this by uploading compilations / good content, here's what works best:
Try and repost good content as compilations:
Comp source:
/r/reallifedoodles
/r/bannedfromclubpenguin
/r/breathinginformation
/r/brokengifs
/r/coloringcorruptions
/r/dubdube
/r/gtaselfies
/r/imaginaryhorrors
/r/instant_regret
/r/internetisbeautiful

Whoever manages to get the most combined thumbs through content uploaded from 03/16/2015 until the end of march wins an Fj Alien. All content uploaded after this sticky was posted counts. Good luck everyone!
User avatar #5112458 - isharewaffles ONLINE (6 minutes ago) [-]
Selling everything, buying gem recipes.
Also trading FJ points for them.
I'm a little under halfway to my VSSM.
User avatar #5112456 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (25 minutes ago) [-]
Buying
Milk
Yummy Apples
Chocolate Chips
Pumpkins
Tomatoes
Bananas
Strawberries
Pony Poop
Gears
#5112448 - wizzlewap (55 minutes ago) [-]
**wizzlewap used "*roll picture*"**
**wizzlewap rolled image** luluwho this is you
User avatar #5112449 to #5112448 - luluwho ONLINE (54 minutes ago) [-]
I confess ;)
#5112450 to #5112449 - wizzlewap (53 minutes ago) [-]
XD you naughty girl ;D
#5112457 to #5112450 - luluwho ONLINE (20 minutes ago) [-]
This ones too funny, I think I'll post it  ;)
This ones too funny, I think I'll post it ;)
User avatar #5112451 to #5112447 - retrochris (52 minutes ago) [-]
this will not work for me
User avatar #5112452 to #5112451 - samlake (46 minutes ago) [-]
why bae
User avatar #5112446 - samlake (1 hour ago) [-]
trading angelic sword + angelic tower shield for angelic bow + angelic kite shield
User avatar #5112445 - bakonforall (1 hour ago) [-]
buying coal
User avatar #5112427 - petsrock (1 hour ago) [-]
mmm pets
#5112410 - wethepixelisgod (2 hours ago) [-]
www.mafiarivals.com   
   
sign up for this and put in ID : 17 as the person who refered you and ill give you 7500 points   
ill know if you sign up.   
itll take just a second to sign up!
www.mafiarivals.com

sign up for this and put in ID : 17 as the person who refered you and ill give you 7500 points
ill know if you sign up.
itll take just a second to sign up!
User avatar #5112453 to #5112410 - makomankanso ONLINE (45 minutes ago) [-]
I signed up
User avatar #5112425 to #5112410 - adplum (2 hours ago) [-]
homogay
User avatar #5112413 to #5112410 - wethepixelisgod (2 hours ago) [-]
stash nought
User avatar #5112455 to #5112413 - nought ONLINE (32 minutes ago) [-]
I can get 7500 points easily shitposting
User avatar #5112417 to #5112413 - stash (2 hours ago) [-]
do you want random crap from here?

since im giving it away
User avatar #5112454 to #5112417 - makomankanso ONLINE (44 minutes ago) [-]
Can I has some, please?
User avatar #5112418 to #5112417 - wethepixelisgod (2 hours ago) [-]
how much can i has?
User avatar #5112421 to #5112418 - stash (2 hours ago) [-]
as much as you want, you are the only one who has replied so far so take whatever
User avatar #5112416 to #5112413 - stash (2 hours ago) [-]
done
User avatar #5112411 to #5112410 - samlake (2 hours ago) [-]
takes a second to sign up, takes 2 days to not get the promised reward
User avatar #5112412 to #5112411 - wethepixelisgod (2 hours ago) [-]
what was the username. ill look for it
User avatar #5112414 to #5112412 - samlake (2 hours ago) [-]
I really don't give a fuck about the points, it's just the principle
User avatar #5112415 to #5112414 - wethepixelisgod (2 hours ago) [-]
or your just starting shit and just want the points?
User avatar #5112419 to #5112415 - samlake (2 hours ago) [-]
I don't see how stating I don't want points and giving you shit would in any case get me points
User avatar #5112420 to #5112419 - wethepixelisgod (2 hours ago) [-]
hide all
User avatar #5112424 to #5112420 - samlake (2 hours ago) [-]
funnyjunk.com/items/5112149#5112149
I even told you my name lmao
User avatar #5112423 to #5112420 - samlake (2 hours ago) [-]
mature
User avatar #5112408 - stash (2 hours ago) [-]
feel like giving stuff away any idea how i should do it?
User avatar #5112409 to #5112408 - stash (2 hours ago) [-]
and by "stuff" i mean everything
User avatar #5112426 to #5112409 - adplum (2 hours ago) [-]
give them to poor people on the street
User avatar #5112435 to #5112426 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Give them to the rich people. They might actually do something with your stuff.
User avatar #5112436 to #5112435 - adplum (1 hour ago) [-]
yeah, like put it in their giant pile of stuff
User avatar #5112437 to #5112436 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
as opposed to giving it to the person with two items who'll probably just spend them on...booze or something.
User avatar #5112438 to #5112437 - adplum (1 hour ago) [-]
better than just letting them sit there
User avatar #5112439 to #5112438 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
- Implying they wouldn't use them or reappropriate them for investment.

I lol'd
User avatar #5112440 to #5112439 - adplum (1 hour ago) [-]
>implying they would
>implying the accumulation of wealth is anything but just that
User avatar #5112441 to #5112440 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
This isn't really about items anymore, is it?
User avatar #5112442 to #5112441 - adplum (1 hour ago) [-]
nigger its about items until I say it's not about items
User avatar #5112443 to #5112442 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Is it about items?
User avatar #5112444 to #5112443 - adplum (1 hour ago) [-]
everything is items
User avatar #5112406 - stash (3 hours ago) [-]
buying fab dagger and weeabo souls
#5112405 - nought ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
**nought used "*roll picture*"**
**nought rolled image**
I've created 20048400 views for FJ and I still have to type in a CAPTCHA to trade with people


smh
User avatar #5112403 - makomankanso ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
swapping chest and keys
User avatar #5112404 to #5112402 - adplum (3 hours ago) [-]
hawt
User avatar #5112392 - pyrain (10 hours ago) [-]
ok, talk to you all later <3
I have to go.

*hugs partially, dended, caucasianblackbear and poshblobfish*
User avatar #5112397 to #5112392 - dende ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
My name is now a verb

<3
User avatar #5112395 to #5112392 - partially (10 hours ago) [-]
bb
User avatar #5112394 to #5112392 - pyrain (10 hours ago) [-]
and isharewaffles <33
User avatar #5112396 to #5112394 - isharewaffles ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
Psh you betta correct yourself <3 and I GOT TWO HEARTS c:
User avatar #5112398 to #5112396 - partially (10 hours ago) [-]
shut
the fuck
up
User avatar #5112399 to #5112398 - isharewaffles ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
Jealous of my hearts?
User avatar #5112401 to #5112400 - isharewaffles ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
Don't worry I'll share.

Gimme a hug.
User avatar #5112388 - isharewaffles ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
Buying gem recipes, selling EVERYTHING else.
User avatar #5112381 - partially (10 hours ago) [-]
woop ty for leaving that weed alone guys : D
User avatar #5112383 to #5112381 - partially (10 hours ago) [-]
:^D*
User avatar #5112384 to #5112383 - samlake (10 hours ago) [-]
: D
User avatar #5112363 - pyrain (10 hours ago) [-]
hello items
lol happened again XD funnyjunk.com/items/5112255#5112255
User avatar #5112382 to #5112363 - samlake (10 hours ago) [-]
15 hours ago = a few days????
User avatar #5112386 to #5112382 - pyrain (10 hours ago) [-]
the link I posted was me logging in after a few days of not being active.
Today I logged in and also missed a weed drop right away. Thought it was funny.
User avatar #5112370 to #5112363 - poshblobfish (10 hours ago) [-]
YAY! *me glomps pyrain*
User avatar #5112376 to #5112370 - partially (10 hours ago) [-]
lol noob
User avatar #5112373 to #5112370 - pyrain (10 hours ago) [-]
:3
hi posh
hope you are well. I only have a few mins so I thought I would drop in and say hi.
User avatar #5112379 to #5112373 - poshblobfish (10 hours ago) [-]
I thought up an idea for the toast queen trade
User avatar #5112380 to #5112379 - pyrain (10 hours ago) [-]
oh yeah?
User avatar #5112385 to #5112380 - poshblobfish (10 hours ago) [-]
In exchange for the Bacon Queen of Toast, I would like 1 God Gem and access to the awomanscorned account, so that I can do my own tokens and other people's for them.
User avatar #5112387 to #5112385 - pyrain (10 hours ago) [-]
I can't give up any godgems because I need them for services and I don't give my info to my vssm acc to anyone. I've had some bad trouble doing things like that in the past.
It was a good run though.
User avatar #5112389 to #5112387 - poshblobfish (10 hours ago) [-]
I've given you plenty of reason to trust me, haven't I?
User avatar #5112390 to #5112389 - pyrain (10 hours ago) [-]
Yes, but with everyone that has asked me for it (including friends I've known irl for EVER) I still told them no. Wouldn't be fair if I let you.
User avatar #5112391 to #5112390 - poshblobfish (10 hours ago) [-]
*sigh* let me take another look then.
User avatar #5112372 to #5112370 - poshblobfish (10 hours ago) [-]
shit
User avatar #5112369 to #5112363 - pyrain (10 hours ago) [-]
gg nneerrdd! 2/2 <3
hope you get your whole collection <3
User avatar #5112374 to #5112369 - nneerrdd (10 hours ago) [-]
I'm getting there. Something like 10 left.
#5112357 - partially (10 hours ago) [-]
feeling so ronery
User avatar #5112365 to #5112357 - pyrain (10 hours ago) [-]
**pyrain hugs you**
User avatar #5112378 to #5112367 - pyrain (10 hours ago) [-]
<3
User avatar #5112360 to #5112357 - samlake (10 hours ago) [-]
:^(
User avatar #5112366 to #5112360 - partially (10 hours ago) [-]
i am a ronery ronery item :'^(
User avatar #5112355 - nneerrdd (10 hours ago) [-]
So Demonic Bows don't exist right?
User avatar #5112362 to #5112355 - samlake (10 hours ago) [-]
I got a dupe yesterday lmao
#5112359 to #5112355 - poshblobfish (10 hours ago) [-]
no, definitely not
no, definitely not
User avatar #5112364 to #5112359 - nneerrdd (10 hours ago) [-]
Well I just figured after 250 weapons plans that they aren't real.
User avatar #5112368 to #5112364 - samlake (10 hours ago) [-]
250 is nothing wtf
User avatar #5112371 to #5112368 - nneerrdd (10 hours ago) [-]
I should have one bow, and I don't. I've gotten 3 fucking tower shields but not a bow.
User avatar #5112375 to #5112371 - samlake (10 hours ago) [-]
ayy I sold a bow for a shield yesterday, you should've been there m8
User avatar #5112377 to #5112375 - nneerrdd (10 hours ago) [-]
I was there. Didn't have the dupe shield then.
User avatar #5112358 to #5112355 - partially (10 hours ago) [-]
um.....
yes they do
User avatar #5112361 to #5112358 - nneerrdd (10 hours ago) [-]
Well I just figured after 250 weapons plans that they aren't real.
#5112354 - partially (10 hours ago) [-]
shut up plees
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