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User avatar #5113730 - retrochris (04/14/2015) [-]
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Update 4/14/15 (as soon as addy launches it):
-100 lottery of fortune tickets or 100 Lottery tickets combined will get you a new ticket.
-For something indescribable, combine: Demonic Pony Bones1*,Inverted Pony Abomination1*,Pony Abomination1,Fabulous Pony Abomination1*,Jeweled Fabulous Pony Abomination1*,Fried Chicken Egg250,Napalm Pony Pet5,Pony Figurine1*,Pony Piss Beer100,Shot Of Pony Blood100,Shot Of Pony Snot100,Glass Of Pony Semen100 (*=not getting destroyed)
-New statue dropping, you will notice ande what you have to do.
-1 Extremely Rare and Popular Item will drop
-2new very popular One stacks. Guaranteed.
-I set Luck tickets to start dropping now.... no scedule but finally they get avaliable :/
FJ alien contest #6 ---> www.funnyjunk.com/items/5113376#5113376
-Korean Checks will drop more frequently and stolen admin chest wille combinable with loads and loads and loads of stuff inside.
-New chest/key drops, but you have to go fast for this one c:

User avatar #5117716 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Buying
Milk
Yummy Apples
Chocolate Chips
Pumpkins
Tomatoes
Bananas
Strawberries
Pony Poop
Gears
Demonic/Angelic Badges
User avatar #5117714 - therealfell (1 hour ago) [-]
does anyone want to buy a tree of life?
#5117721 to #5117714 - hongkongdingdong ONLINE (45 minutes ago) [-]
tree of death, poison, despair, treachery, backstabbing, conniving, and whoring
#5117722 to #5117721 - hongkongdingdong ONLINE (42 minutes ago) [-]
thats the trees you have
User avatar #5117723 to #5117722 - therealfell (42 minutes ago) [-]
be nice to your mother you ungrateful little shit
#5117724 to #5117723 - hongkongdingdong ONLINE (41 minutes ago) [-]
you didn't give me anything except aids
User avatar #5117725 to #5117724 - therealfell (41 minutes ago) [-]
bullshit
you're not even worth that
#5117727 to #5117725 - hongkongdingdong ONLINE (39 minutes ago) [-]
you are worth 5
#5117726 to #5117725 - hongkongdingdong ONLINE (39 minutes ago) [-]
i'm worth 86
User avatar #5117728 to #5117726 - therealfell (30 minutes ago) [-]
-86 maybe
#5117729 to #5117728 - hongkongdingdong ONLINE (23 minutes ago) [-]
still a higher number than u
User avatar #5117717 to #5117714 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (52 minutes ago) [-]
How do you make one? I can't remember.
User avatar #5117718 to #5117717 - therealfell (50 minutes ago) [-]
10,000 opened wood chests (destroyed) and all of the wood badges combined
with a chance of the badges being destroyed.
User avatar #5117719 to #5117718 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (50 minutes ago) [-]
Don't you need like 2500 flying toast too?
User avatar #5117720 to #5117719 - therealfell (48 minutes ago) [-]
no, there may have been another item needed though
maybe souls? but I forget
User avatar #5117709 - nought (1 hour ago) [-]
good deals luluwho
User avatar #5117711 to #5117709 - luluwho ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Check back, I'll go thru and put some more up later on, I need points to pay donr back right away ;)
User avatar #5117710 to #5117709 - luluwho ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
TY, YW
User avatar #5117704 - therealfell (2 hours ago) [-]
selling beer bot, send trades
User avatar #5117705 to #5117704 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I still need it. What do you want for it?
User avatar #5117706 to #5117705 - therealfell (1 hour ago) [-]
hot dogs
User avatar #5117712 to #5117706 - luluwho ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Thank You
User avatar #5117713 to #5117712 - therealfell (1 hour ago) [-]
yw lol, I know it's not many
but I hope it helps a little
User avatar #5117715 to #5117713 - luluwho ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
It's a lot, and it helps a lot
User avatar #5117707 to #5117706 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
gracias
User avatar #5117701 - dende (2 hours ago) [-]
Buying:
Luck tickets
Korean heroic checks
Sky dragon statues
User avatar #5117700 - samlake (3 hours ago) [-]
holy shit I love hating dark souls, sitting with a bittersweet erection through all of it
User avatar #5117697 - nneerrdd (3 hours ago) [-]
Buying 500 and 100 Tokens.
User avatar #5117696 - drzed ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Buying fiend parts/abominations and frogs
User avatar #5117699 to #5117696 - therealfell (3 hours ago) [-]
if you see hot dogs drop, could you pick them up for me?
I'll trade you toads 1:1 for them
and 50 per hot dog statue
User avatar #5117703 to #5117699 - drzed ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
can do
User avatar #5117694 - therealfell (3 hours ago) [-]
isn't aesthetics supposed to drop in stacks of 2?
or did I just not see 1 of them?
User avatar #5117695 to #5117694 - nneerrdd (3 hours ago) [-]
I got one of them, idk if there was a second, clicked on it when there was one.
User avatar #5117698 to #5117695 - therealfell (3 hours ago) [-]
yeah, there probably was just 1, then
that's weird lol
User avatar #5117702 to #5117698 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure retrochris can't make a minimum amount if the max amount is over one. Do you remember all the glitchiness with the mystery tickets? Anyways, there has to be a minimum amount of one, regardless of the item dropping.
User avatar #5117690 - drzed ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
So guys,
my little brother (age 12) really wants minecraft but is about 8 bucks short. So i told him about this game and agreed to spot him rest if he got me a battle toad. This is gonna be fun.
User avatar #5117691 to #5117690 - nneerrdd (3 hours ago) [-]
dude if that kid is desperate enough to pick up 20,000 toads just for minecraft, thats fucking nuts.
User avatar #5117692 to #5117691 - drzed ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
he's currently at 16
User avatar #5117693 to #5117692 - nneerrdd (3 hours ago) [-]
Holy shit, gonna take him months.
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User avatar #5117685 - PopcornViking (4 hours ago) [-]
fags
User avatar #5117683 - makomankanso ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
buying fj points
User avatar #5117682 - orgasmpirate (5 hours ago) [-]
Hey retrochris, what's going on with the items base? I think the old one is not supported anymore, and we need a new one for all of the new items. Is there some behind-the-scenes setup you're doing right now for it, or is there one I'm just not aware of?
-THKS
also - if anyone else knows the answer to this, feel free to respond.
User avatar #5117684 to #5117682 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
Items base isn't run my retrochris. It's run by somebody who used to be a regular here. I created a wiki fj-items-database.wikia.com . While the layout isn't nearly as good, it's easier to upload. I stopped working on it because the creator of the database briefly came back and wanted me to assist with the actual database but he disappeared again shortly afterwards. I never got back to working on the wiki. If there was enough interest, I might be willing to invest some time into improving it, but as of right now, I don't think there is.
User avatar #5117686 to #5117684 - dende (4 hours ago) [-]
I could never access the database so I never had a place to see all the update notes
Kinda annoying to try to find the comments again to see the recipes to certain things or what all I missed
User avatar #5117687 to #5117686 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
My database or the unofficial one?
User avatar #5117689 to #5117687 - dende (4 hours ago) [-]
that .cf domain one
User avatar #5117680 - charpmike (5 hours ago) [-]
what is a fair ratio of luck tickets to korean checks?
User avatar #5117681 to #5117680 - nneerrdd (5 hours ago) [-]
2 or 3 luck tickets per Korean Check.
User avatar #5117677 - minish (6 hours ago) [-]
Guys, trading ANY and ALL ore (bar runic, that's 1 :1) for IRON ORE at 10 : 1 rate!
User avatar #5117670 - slashtrey (6 hours ago) [-]
let's make trades what are people buying?
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#5117652 - whitegamedeveloper (6 hours ago) [-]
<---Anyone wants this thing. I've no use for it i suppose. First to get dubs gets it.
<---Anyone wants this thing. I've no use for it i suppose. First to get dubs gets it.
User avatar #5117678 to #5117652 - mylightgoesding (6 hours ago) [-]
**mylightgoesding used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**mylightgoesding rolls 09**
User avatar #5117669 to #5117652 - therealfell (6 hours ago) [-]
**therealfell used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**therealfell rolls 60**
User avatar #5117668 to #5117652 - samlake (6 hours ago) [-]
**samlake used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**samlake rolls 65**
User avatar #5117666 to #5117652 - slashtrey (6 hours ago) [-]
**slashtrey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**slashtrey rolls 50**
User avatar #5117665 to #5117652 - ladyfantabulous (6 hours ago) [-]
**ladyfantabulous used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**ladyfantabulous rolls 33**
#5117671 to #5117665 - whitegamedeveloper (6 hours ago) [-]
You got it. How do i give it to you?
User avatar #5117673 to #5117671 - ladyfantabulous (6 hours ago) [-]
You can click on the little (T) by my name to start a trade
#5117674 to #5117673 - whitegamedeveloper (6 hours ago) [-]
There you go, if i get another I'll do this again.
User avatar #5117675 to #5117674 - ladyfantabulous (6 hours ago) [-]
Thank you very much
User avatar #5117664 to #5117652 - therealfell (6 hours ago) [-]
**therealfell used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**therealfell rolls 69**
User avatar #5117663 to #5117652 - samlake (6 hours ago) [-]
**samlake used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**samlake rolls 09**
User avatar #5117662 to #5117652 - slashtrey (6 hours ago) [-]
**slashtrey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**slashtrey rolls 14**
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User avatar #5117660 to #5117652 - therealfell (6 hours ago) [-]
**therealfell used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**therealfell rolls 61**
User avatar #5117659 to #5117652 - slashtrey (6 hours ago) [-]
**slashtrey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**slashtrey rolls 93**
User avatar #5117655 to #5117652 - therealfell (6 hours ago) [-]
**therealfell used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**therealfell rolls 86** no oops
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User avatar #5117651 - slashtrey (6 hours ago) [-]
let's make trades what are people buying?
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