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User avatar #4970367 - admin (08/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4170456 - (07/26/2013) [-]
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Top in 5 minutes:
-Pickers (Quantity): madcoww 42, pyrain 29, luluwho 11, caucasianblackbear 5,
-Pickers (Points): pyrain 15330, luluwho 3079, caucasianblackbear 3000, madcoww 2100,
-Top items (Points):
User avatar #4132935 - (07/22/2013) [-]
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-Pickers (Quantity): haasor 2599, caucasianblackbear 2343, fluffylittlebunny 1018, idrinkslurm 845, pyrain 689,
-Pickers (Points): haasor 651001, caucasianblackbear 628788, pyrain 298557, codes 216250, idrinkslurm 185561,
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Pickers in past hour: 11   Pickers in past day: 52   Items picked in 24 hours: 12070
User avatar #4992682 - malp (14 minutes ago) [-]
buying items
#4992672 - pyrain ONLINE (21 minutes ago) [-]
Oh holy shit.....
User avatar #4992679 to #4992672 - pyrain ONLINE (16 minutes ago) [-]
bumbie!!!
User avatar #4992681 to #4992679 - bumbie (15 minutes ago) [-]
nice!!!!
its amazing bby ^^
you got lucky :p
User avatar #4992685 to #4992681 - pyrain ONLINE (11 minutes ago) [-]
Thanks!! When you asked what I got from those chests??....I got lots of gems and combines over 2k stones....then made them into specials and boom!

*lublublub*
User avatar #4992686 to #4992685 - bumbie (6 minutes ago) [-]
wow! thats amazing, glad i was some of use :3
User avatar #4992687 to #4992686 - pyrain ONLINE (5 minutes ago) [-]
You're awesome, plain and simple <3
#4992673 to #4992672 - luluwho ONLINE (19 minutes ago) [-]
CONGRATS  !!!
CONGRATS !!!
User avatar #4992675 to #4992673 - pyrain ONLINE (18 minutes ago) [-]
I was like O.o at 67 attempts XD I wasn't even expecting anything like that to happen XD
User avatar #4992676 to #4992675 - luluwho ONLINE (18 minutes ago) [-]
Mine happened while I was watching TV ;)
User avatar #4992677 to #4992676 - pyrain ONLINE (16 minutes ago) [-]
That is awesome! I think I can open some chests now O.o
User avatar #4992680 to #4992677 - luluwho ONLINE (16 minutes ago) [-]
YES, while the good luck is flowing
User avatar #4992674 to #4992673 - pyrain ONLINE (19 minutes ago) [-]
Thank you, darling!!!
User avatar #4992646 - kusahl (1 hour ago) [-]
trading special gems and special gem recipes for other special gem recipes
User avatar #4992650 to #4992646 - krizz ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
how many recipes for recipes?
User avatar #4992645 - napsterfreak ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I understand it's all changed now
and I can't say I either hate it or love it
maybe one day
very
very
distant future
that's what I see for items
tbh I think Adfag has abandoned us a LONG time ago
(I mean admin, don't get your hopes up adfag)
Items is a dying breed. I wish to remain a part of it.
No, I wish to bring it back to life
Can I get an item 'what what' for support of items forever lasting (ffs we're still here after 2012 you douchenozzle, your only advantage is that you own the fucking name/server///.... Your clients are your enemies if you don't support them...

Damn... I've been writing this message to you for YEARS! Honestly, Admin, I must say... I agree with my years ago statement... you are a complete dick waffle
and that's one thing that has never changed about you
#4992647 to #4992645 - napsterfreak ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I just pulled this out of old texts folder... seems to be 2013... I still have nothing different to say. Admin has forgotten and abandoned us. We are a society living off of each other, surviving on our own means... We've proven that we don't need admin at all (even though his appearance would be appreciated, not to mention an update on items)....
We are the board
We are items
Gotta go fast
User avatar #4992652 to #4992647 - sunnyrain (1 hour ago) [-]
dude you didn't really go that fast if you just found out about this by now
#4992655 to #4992652 - napsterfreak ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
nah, I guess I just wanted to get drunk enough to flip through my old folders and dig this back up...
Still fast enough to own all 27 cannabis' though

User avatar #4992643 - pyrain ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
people on the AH are fucking greedy. Y'all can kiss my ass and I'll sell/buy from my friends ;) they can have my items, not you greedy fucks
User avatar #4992644 to #4992643 - pyrain ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
after I get my vssm I'll be selling recipes for dirt cheap. Watch, it will happen.
User avatar #4992649 to #4992644 - krizz ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
keks
User avatar #4992653 to #4992649 - pyrain ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Thanks I can send for the specials too if you want <3
User avatar #4992656 to #4992653 - krizz ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
i dont care about uniques so send for the other recipes too nigguh
User avatar #4992658 to #4992656 - pyrain ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Thank you, um....you forgot to send for points O.o was that on purpose?
User avatar #4992659 to #4992658 - krizz ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
gift4u my albatraoz
User avatar #4992660 to #4992659 - pyrain ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
**pyrain hugs krizz**
User avatar #4992662 to #4992660 - krizz ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
**krizz tips fedora and keks gently**
User avatar #4992663 to #4992662 - pyrain ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]

I wear a fedora IRL! I have a real leather one I have my goggles on and another denim one I put all my pins in ;)
User avatar #4992664 to #4992663 - krizz ONLINE (59 minutes ago) [-]
u w0t

i have a Gant fedora... never wear them but my friend who claims he has style (which noone else but him has) thinks fedoras are super swaggy xD
tho he don't know about the beta brony version of fedora wearers
User avatar #4992665 to #4992664 - pyrain ONLINE (57 minutes ago) [-]
lol if he thinks it's "swaggy" you should ask him what "swag" is short for lol
It started out as a short hand for "swagger" which meant class. Most people don't know that and throw "swag" and "yolo" around. Most also don't know that "Swag" started in the late 80's as an acronym for "secretly we are gay" and then it was adopted into the pop culture as something that meant cool XD
User avatar #4992669 to #4992668 - pyrain ONLINE (47 minutes ago) [-]
lol right?

But yes, I have a genuine leather fedora I have my steam punk goggles on that my sister gave me to to match hers. I can't poke holes in leather because once they are there, it's permanent and looks bad. I have a pin filled denim fedora with pins like "Keep calm and fuck off" "Sorry Mom" "Freshen your breath, kiss my ass" and more ;)
User avatar #4992670 to #4992669 - krizz ONLINE (45 minutes ago) [-]
sp00ky

send me a pic
User avatar #4992671 to #4992670 - pyrain ONLINE (37 minutes ago) [-]
it's on your pro
0
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User avatar #4992657 to #4992656 - pyrain ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
cool, thanks
User avatar #4992654 to #4992653 - krizz ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
si si
User avatar #4992627 - pyrain ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
sell me your special gem recipes please I have points for trade
User avatar #4992639 to #4992627 - pyrain ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
ied
omg, you're amazing...I'm going to hug you
*me hugs ied*
User avatar #4992641 to #4992639 - pyrain ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
**pyrain hugs ied**
ok, I know I messed that one up but dammit! you deserve a hug
User avatar #4992640 to #4992639 - ied (1 hour ago) [-]
**ied hugs pyrain**
User avatar #4992635 to #4992627 - krizz ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
send trade imma check it after dinnur
User avatar #4992638 to #4992635 - pyrain ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Are gems up for sale too or just the recipes?
User avatar #4992648 to #4992638 - krizz ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
just recipes and specials
User avatar #4992630 to #4992627 - ied (1 hour ago) [-]
sell me pet crates for points ))
User avatar #4992636 to #4992630 - krizz ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
plssend
User avatar #4992631 to #4992630 - pyrain ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
but but....my pets won't have homes O.o
User avatar #4992632 to #4992631 - ied (1 hour ago) [-]
i just like bulk items
im not gonna open them
User avatar #4992633 to #4992632 - pyrain ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I'm trying to see how many I can get
How many are you looking for? I'll sell 300, what point ratio would you offer? <3
User avatar #4992634 to #4992633 - ied (1 hour ago) [-]
if youre collecting you dont have to sell lol

ill give you like 40 per?
User avatar #4992637 to #4992634 - pyrain ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah, I'm collecting but since you're awesome I'll send you some and you send points if you feel like you have to
User avatar #4992625 - krizz ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
pls even me chest sets
User avatar #4992623 - codes ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Do people actually still do this?
User avatar #4992624 to #4992623 - krizz ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
no we're bots created by admin to attract real people like you
User avatar #4992628 to #4992624 - pyrain ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
^this
#4992615 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Collecting pony poop in this game isn't as satisfying as doing it in real life.
User avatar #4992613 - pyrain ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Can anyone tell me how many fj points the special gem recipes are worth per? I'm looking to buy
#4992610 - retrochris (3 hours ago) [-]
this is some relief
User avatar #4992619 to #4992610 - pyrain ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
awe, I missed the cannabis D:
User avatar #4992620 to #4992619 - retrochris (2 hours ago) [-]
I'm aware guess why
User avatar #4992621 to #4992620 - pyrain ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
because while I was replying to you, you picked it up <3
User avatar #4992626 to #4992621 - retrochris (2 hours ago) [-]
that's certainly not how it went
it showed up through the automatic refreshing when I replied to you!
User avatar #4992629 to #4992626 - pyrain ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Either way today hasn't been good after the hoarders I rescued lol
Would you want to sell some of your gem recipes? I have points, I just don't know the ratio.
User avatar #4992666 to #4992629 - retrochris (56 minutes ago) [-]
uhm... I really don't have a single gemrecipe? oo''
User avatar #4992667 to #4992666 - pyrain ONLINE (54 minutes ago) [-]
what do you want for your specials? I've been asked 500 points per for them
User avatar #4992612 to #4992610 - pyrain ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
I know! I was like and started clicking!
User avatar #4992614 to #4992612 - retrochris (3 hours ago) [-]
I just meant how I now can be sure they're safe :3
User avatar #4992616 to #4992614 - pyrain ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Yep, they will be safe as long as I have them <3
I've bought all the eggs or traded for them. Can't bring myself to use them, poor little guys lol. I'm having difficulty with scribes too D:
User avatar #4992595 - nethj ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
How do you get a death metal skeleton? I don't know how I got mine
#4992599 to #4992595 - ronkfjoll (3 hours ago) [-]
Chest rare
User avatar #4992585 - sunnyrain (4 hours ago) [-]
there is like a bazilion of each item
why do you ppl still play that shits cray
User avatar #4992586 to #4992585 - ied (4 hours ago) [-]
because i dont have a boyfriend
User avatar #4992587 to #4992586 - sunnyrain (4 hours ago) [-]
you can borrow mine
20 euros an hour
User avatar #4992588 to #4992587 - ied (4 hours ago) [-]
15 and it's a deal
User avatar #4992589 to #4992588 - sunnyrain (4 hours ago) [-]
15 and you have to buy him food and his other needs
User avatar #4992590 to #4992589 - ied (4 hours ago) [-]
agreed
#4992569 - ronkfjoll (5 hours ago) [-]
who are you people?
User avatar #4992591 to #4992569 - lub (4 hours ago) [-]
i am mike hello
User avatar #4992570 to #4992569 - bumbie (5 hours ago) [-]
die, faggot, die.
i mean hi
User avatar #4992564 - donor (6 hours ago) [-]
:o
#4992565 to #4992564 - donor (6 hours ago) [-]
And buying
User avatar #4992568 to #4992565 - ied (6 hours ago) [-]
will sel a few
User avatar #4992566 to #4992565 - fables (6 hours ago) [-]
k selling bronie master and tattoo
User avatar #4992567 to #4992566 - donor (6 hours ago) [-]
send
#4992555 - napsterfreak ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
Anyone have a Metal Skeleton to sell?   
I have well over 100k FJ points, we can discuss a solid deal   
Don't be a bitch, I'm on a roll just grab a hitch
Anyone have a Metal Skeleton to sell?
I have well over 100k FJ points, we can discuss a solid deal
Don't be a bitch, I'm on a roll just grab a hitch
User avatar #4992557 to #4992555 - retrochris (6 hours ago) [-]
don't tell me you only slept 2 hours
#4992558 to #4992557 - napsterfreak ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
Sleep?
Sleep?
#4992559 to #4992558 - retrochris (6 hours ago) [-]
you keep going like that, your body's gonna quit on you
#4992562 to #4992559 - napsterfreak ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
hate to also mention this but... I do this every day, every week... welcome to graveyard shift ;)
#4992560 to #4992559 - napsterfreak ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
Holding strong for 24 years now, and it won't be an FJ comment that'll stop me now

My body knows me better than I do, so I follow it's suggestion... Guess I'll wreck what I can before FJ wrecks me

#4992563 to #4992560 - napsterfreak ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
fuck, reading my own comment, can't help but to post this
User avatar #4992553 - napsterfreak ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
AH fuck, nice one whoever got it!
User avatar #4992548 - kusahl (8 hours ago) [-]
trading special gems and special gem recipes for other special gem recipes 1:1

evening my chests and keys
User avatar #4992549 to #4992548 - fables (8 hours ago) [-]
which special gem recipes are you looking for
User avatar #4992550 to #4992549 - kusahl (8 hours ago) [-]
any and all
User avatar #4992542 - napsterfreak ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
>look at time
>4:04
>guess it's not found tonight
goodnight
#4992543 to #4992542 - mr skeltal (10 hours ago) [-]
scared me for a second you are an hour ahead of me
User avatar #4992544 to #4992543 - napsterfreak ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
well 3:40 now is plenty for you to be able t get that item you've always wantes... dude I tried items only cause FJ was really failing in 2011... one thing lead to another and suddenly I was a known user, not to mention a knows Item user... Anyway I had a personal beef with ad-fag back in 2112, and I don't really care if you remember me or not, admin... Call it what you want to call it, I'm a fucking crescent hunter (come at me bro)
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