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User avatar #5111928 - retrochris (4 hours ago) [-]
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www.funnyjunk.com/Make+your+art+part+of+the+fj+items+game/funny-pictures/5495913/
Leave comments there if you want to. And please support this for the sake of this game we play. Thank you
User avatar #5109675 - retrochris (03/16/2015) [-]
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FJ-Alien Contest #4 : We need to help FJ with traffic, everyone can do this by uploading compilations / good content, here's what works best:
Try and repost good content as compilations:
Comp source:
/r/reallifedoodles
/r/bannedfromclubpenguin
/r/breathinginformation
/r/brokengifs
/r/coloringcorruptions
/r/dubdube
/r/gtaselfies
/r/imaginaryhorrors
/r/instant_regret
/r/internetisbeautiful

Whoever manages to get the most combined thumbs through content uploaded from 03/16/2015 until the end of march wins an Fj Alien. All content uploaded after this sticky was posted counts. Good luck everyone!
User avatar #5112041 - shitdickinator ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
u nigger
User avatar #5112042 to #5112041 - nneerrdd ONLINE (15 seconds ago) [-]
Woah, thats racist.
#5112036 - nneerrdd ONLINE (36 minutes ago) [-]
Buying these weeds. Books of Metallurgy and ALL WEAPON PLANS.
User avatar #5112038 to #5112036 - nneerrdd ONLINE (35 minutes ago) [-]
Ah shit, forgot to cross of Space Dust.
#5112031 - donor ONLINE (59 minutes ago) [-]
Thanks everyone that helped :3
#5112033 to #5112031 - donor ONLINE (54 minutes ago) [-]
Slowly going for fabulous badges again now
User avatar #5112034 to #5112033 - pyrain (49 minutes ago) [-]
awe, thanks!
the milk badge will be the first of that kind I will obtain.
Then I want to make the poop badge, but that will take a long time XD
User avatar #5112032 to #5112031 - pyrain (59 minutes ago) [-]
yay! I helped in that last little push <3
#5112035 to #5112032 - tallalune (46 minutes ago) [-]
For the poop badge...dad would be so proud....
User avatar #5112039 to #5112035 - pyrain (35 minutes ago) [-]
lol shoosh
User avatar #5112029 - Benka (1 hour ago) [-]
wish we could buy colored text for fj points
User avatar #5112018 - retardizard (1 hour ago) [-]
alright, sell me gems so i don't have to open my chests
User avatar #5112024 to #5112018 - donor ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
sell me strawberries so I can finish the badge
User avatar #5112010 - retardizard (1 hour ago) [-]
dende get on don.or and give me those raw gems
User avatar #5112004 - shitdickinator ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I should be revising ((((:
#5111999 - Benka (1 hour ago) [-]
do you even items?
do you even items?
User avatar #5111993 - marthana (1 hour ago) [-]
trading 9 jewel chests to best offer
User avatar #5111990 - shitdickinator ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
need a chest/key trade ))):
User avatar #5111997 to #5111990 - shitdickinator ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
whoever sent me that, I owe u a BJ
User avatar #5111998 to #5111995 - shitdickinator ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
love youu <3 <3
User avatar #5112002 to #5111998 - chestswap (1 hour ago) [-]
just send for what you need
User avatar #5112008 to #5112002 - shitdickinator ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I need badges.. And furnaces...
User avatar #5112009 to #5112008 - chestswap (1 hour ago) [-]
what does a chest/key trade have anything to do with furnaces and badges
User avatar #5112040 to #5112009 - shitdickinator ONLINE (28 minutes ago) [-]
noo, I'm confused, could you check what you have, or if u want I'll send a request?
User avatar #5112007 to #5112002 - shitdickinator ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Hm? What you mean?
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#5111987 - nneerrdd ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Buying these weeds. Books and Metallurgy and ALL WEAPONS PLANS.
User avatar #5111992 to #5111987 - marthana (1 hour ago) [-]
one of each, please
User avatar #5111994 to #5111992 - nneerrdd ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
?
User avatar #5111996 to #5111994 - marthana (1 hour ago) [-]
so you don't get the jontron reference?
User avatar #5112000 to #5111996 - nneerrdd ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Are you calling me gay?
#5112001 to #5112000 - marthana (1 hour ago) [-]
yes, as a matter of fact.
User avatar #5112003 to #5112001 - nneerrdd ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
You don't get it. You were implying I watch Jontron, which is the same as implying I'm a huge queer.
#5112005 to #5112003 - marthana (1 hour ago) [-]
accept him into your anus
User avatar #5111976 - dende (2 hours ago) [-]
Buying:
Ornament gamblers
Mystery tickets

Anyone selling?
User avatar #5111980 to #5111976 - shitdickinator ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
that was a really bad deal on my part, wasn't it?
User avatar #5111981 to #5111980 - dende (2 hours ago) [-]
tbh was a bad deal for me to accept
But you needed the badges more than me, so I just went ahead and accepted
User avatar #5111983 to #5111981 - shitdickinator ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
ohhh, thank you so much <3 <3 <3
User avatar #5111984 to #5111983 - dende (2 hours ago) [-]
<3
User avatar #5111986 to #5111984 - shitdickinator ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
No... Not there.. But I definitely remember seeing you here before, what're you aiming for?
User avatar #5111989 to #5111986 - dende (2 hours ago) [-]
Right now just those two things
Don't really have a long term goal, other than going for uniques count

Also helping don.or with what he's buying, although can't get that link right now cause gotta head to class
User avatar #5111991 to #5111989 - shitdickinator ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
oh, ok, have fun! <3
User avatar #5111985 to #5111984 - shitdickinator ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
wait, I know you.. I've heard that name before, lemme czech my friends list...
User avatar #5111979 to #5111976 - shitdickinator ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
bae <3 <3
User avatar #5111977 to #5111976 - samlake ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
coal:mystery ticket ratio?
User avatar #5111982 to #5111977 - dende (2 hours ago) [-]
What do you think it is?
#5111964 - donor ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
oh well
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#5111975 to #5111964 - dende (2 hours ago) [-]
Shit happens
#5112016 to #5111975 - donor ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
ye it does
User avatar #5111965 to #5111964 - nneerrdd ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
I always do 5k tickets at a time.
User avatar #5111966 to #5111965 - donor ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
You shouldn't do that tho
20k averages at a lot more than 5k
User avatar #5111967 to #5111966 - nneerrdd ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Everytime I've done 20k I've gotten results like this. Everytime I do 5k I get more variety and better amounts it seems.
User avatar #5111974 to #5111967 - samlake ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Just compare it to doing 25 tokens and 500 tokens doe, even though the 500's might fail (and since the quantity is less a 500 fail hurts more than a 25 fail) when they do succseed they're so much more rewarding than the 25's.
User avatar #5112006 to #5111974 - retardizard (1 hour ago) [-]
All the tokens yield about the same thing. Since some are more rare than others, about 20 "25 tokens" will yield almost the same thins as 1 "500 token". The 500 token still yields a little more than the others but not by much
User avatar #5111968 to #5111967 - donor ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Item Combining name: 20,000 RITs
Required items
- 512 (Rare Item Ticket): 1/1 chance to destroy, needs 20000 items
Created items
- 282 (Demonic Treasure Chest): 1/4 chance to create, from 20 to 70
- 456 (Demonic Treasure Chest Key): 1/4 chance to create, from 20 to 70
- 463 (Wooden Treasure Chest): 1/4 chance to create, from 20 to 70
- 484 (Iron Treasure Chest): 1/4 chance to create, from 20 to 70
- 485 (Thumbs Up Treasure Chest): 1/4 chance to create, from 20 to 70
- 486 (Dwarven Mecha Treasure Chest): 1/4 chance to create, from 20 to 70
- 488 (Iron Treasure Chest Key): 1/4 chance to create, from 20 to 70
- 489 (Wooden Treasure Chest Key): 1/4 chance to create, from 20 to 70
- 490 (Thumbs Up Treasure Chest Key): 1/4 chance to create, from 20 to 70
- 491 (Dwarven Mecha Treasure Chest Key): 1/4 chance to create, from 20 to 70
- 559 (Fabulous Treasure Chest): 1/4 chance to create, from 20 to 70
- 562 (Angelic Treasure Chest): 1/4 chance to create, from 20 to 70
- 563 (Radioactive Treasure Chest): 1/4 chance to create, from 20 to 70
- 564 (Fabulous Treasure Chest Key): 1/4 chance to create, from 20 to 70
- 565 (Angelic Treasure Chest Key): 1/4 chance to create, from 20 to 70
- 566 (Radioactive Treasure Chest Key): 1/4 chance to create, from 20 to 70
- 861 (Moldy Chest): 1/4 chance to create, from 20 to 70
- 862 (Moldy Chest Key): 1/4 chance to create, from 20 to 70
- 885 (Lost Chest): 1/4 chance to create, from 20 to 70
- 886 (Lost Chest Key): 1/4 chance to create, from 20 to 70
- 897 (Jewel Chest): 1/4 chance to create, from 20 to 70
- 908 (Plant Chest): 1/4 chance to create, from 20 to 70
- 930 (Plant Chest Key): 1/4 chance to create, from 20 to 70
Success message: You probably paid a Chinese farmer to collect all of these RITs didn't you?
Fail message:
Delete Edit Clone
User avatar #5111973 to #5111968 - samlake ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Where's this from? Some wiki?
User avatar #5111969 to #5111968 - donor ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
I can't find the one for 5k atm but it's a lot less
User avatar #5111970 to #5111969 - nneerrdd ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
I'll try it again next time I guess.
User avatar #5111971 to #5111970 - donor ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Item Combining name: 5000 rare item tickets to chests
Required items
- 512 (Rare Item Ticket): 1/1 chance to destroy, needs 5000 items
Created items
- 282 (Demonic Treasure Chest): 1/4 chance to create, from 1 to 14
- 456 (Demonic Treasure Chest Key): 1/4 chance to create, from 1 to 14
- 463 (Wooden Treasure Chest): 1/4 chance to create, from 1 to 14
- 484 (Iron Treasure Chest): 1/4 chance to create, from 1 to 14
- 485 (Thumbs Up Treasure Chest): 1/4 chance to create, from 1 to 14
- 486 (Dwarven Mecha Treasure Chest): 1/4 chance to create, from 1 to 14
- 488 (Iron Treasure Chest Key): 1/4 chance to create, from 1 to 14
- 489 (Wooden Treasure Chest Key): 1/4 chance to create, from 1 to 14
- 490 (Thumbs Up Treasure Chest Key): 1/4 chance to create, from 1 to 14
- 491 (Dwarven Mecha Treasure Chest Key): 1/4 chance to create, from 1 to 14
- 559 (Fabulous Treasure Chest): 1/4 chance to create, from 1 to 14
- 562 (Angelic Treasure Chest): 1/4 chance to create, from 1 to 14
- 563 (Radioactive Treasure Chest): 1/4 chance to create, from 1 to 14
- 564 (Fabulous Treasure Chest Key): 1/4 chance to create, from 1 to 14
- 565 (Angelic Treasure Chest Key): 1/4 chance to create, from 1 to 14
- 566 (Radioactive Treasure Chest Key): 1/4 chance to create, from 1 to 14
- 861 (Moldy Chest): 1/4 chance to create, from 1 to 14
- 862 (Moldy Chest Key): 1/4 chance to create, from 1 to 14
- 885 (Lost Chest): 1/4 chance to create, from 1 to 14
- 886 (Lost Chest Key): 1/4 chance to create, from 1 to 14
- 897 (Jewel Chest): 1/4 chance to create, from 1 to 14
- 908 (Plant Chest): 1/4 chance to create, from 1 to 14
- 930 (Plant Chest Key): 1/14 chance to create, from 1 to 4
Success message: You redeem 5000 rare item tickets.
Fail message:
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User avatar #5111972 to #5111971 - nneerrdd ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
times those by 4.
User avatar #5112022 to #5111972 - donor ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
4-54 then
intead of 20-70
User avatar #5112026 to #5112022 - nneerrdd ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I'm telling you using 5k four times I usually get more than I would using 20k once.
User avatar #5112023 to #5112022 - donor ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
instead*
#5111947 - nneerrdd ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
BUYING THESE WEEDS AND ALL BOOKS OF METALLURGY AND WEAPON PLANS.
User avatar #5111957 to #5111947 - luluwho (3 hours ago) [-]
Might be plans in AH
User avatar #5111958 to #5111957 - nneerrdd ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
I need mass amounts.
User avatar #5111959 to #5111958 - luluwho (3 hours ago) [-]
Mass Quantities Sometime you have to add small quantities up.
User avatar #5111960 to #5111959 - nneerrdd ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
I mean, I already have a lot of most of the plans except Fabulous, and I'm fucking sick of using 70 demonic plans and not getting the damn bow
User avatar #5111961 to #5111960 - luluwho (3 hours ago) [-]
I feel with you
User avatar #5111962 to #5111961 - nneerrdd ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
For each Warrior I'm either missing the bow or Tower Shield or both and I wanna die.
User avatar #5111963 to #5111962 - luluwho (3 hours ago) [-]
I know, "that's the joke". I'm in the middle of warriors myself, I know it sucks. I'll go get you plans for the ones I've finished, I have no further need for them. brb
User avatar #5111950 to #5111947 - donor ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
I have a space dust in the AH for 8k
User avatar #5111951 to #5111950 - nneerrdd ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
I have 7.6k. Would rather not spend points on weeds anyway.
User avatar #5111952 to #5111951 - donor ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
would you sell tokens?
User avatar #5111953 to #5111952 - nneerrdd ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I don't have many right now though.
#5111946 - donor ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Buying strawberries
User avatar #5111954 to #5111946 - nneerrdd ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Wait, is this gonna be the first strawberry badge?
User avatar #5111955 to #5111954 - donor ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
ye
User avatar #5111956 to #5111955 - nneerrdd ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
I was curious how your Unique count is around 200 higher than the person in second, then I realized you have every sword.
#5111942 - donor ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
make a living cactus statue pls
#5112037 to #5111942 - ZakuMagician ONLINE (35 minutes ago) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #5111941 - nneerrdd ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Does anyone have a picture will all the weeds in it?
User avatar #5111945 to #5111944 - nneerrdd ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Thank you <3
User avatar #5111893 - retrochris (5 hours ago) [-]
FJ-Alien Contest 6 is up.
You won't like it.
Find it out.
Sorry.
Contest #5 will start in roughly 5 days
#5111929 to #5111893 - luluwho (4 hours ago) [-]
Your right, I don't like it.
Your right, I don't like it.
User avatar #5111936 to #5111929 - retrochris (3 hours ago) [-]
I'm sorry, one contest had to be of this kind... :/
User avatar #5111940 to #5111936 - luluwho (3 hours ago) [-]
Still on the Beach ?
User avatar #5111938 to #5111936 - luluwho (3 hours ago) [-]
It's fine, it makes good sense ;) I'm only messing with you cause it's fun
User avatar #5111949 to #5111943 - luluwho (3 hours ago) [-]
I miss you
#5111930 to #5111929 - donor ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
this was around 2.5 million points too :0
User avatar #5111931 to #5111930 - luluwho (4 hours ago) [-]
I don't like them either
User avatar #5111932 to #5111931 - donor ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
2 lvl 6 badges then :•0
User avatar #5111933 to #5111932 - luluwho (4 hours ago) [-]
no
User avatar #5111934 to #5111933 - donor ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
2 vssm's :0
User avatar #5111935 to #5111934 - luluwho (4 hours ago) [-]
no
User avatar #5111937 to #5111935 - donor ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Maybe we can agree that 2500000 points is a lot
User avatar #5111939 to #5111937 - luluwho (3 hours ago) [-]
Yes, we can
User avatar #5111901 to #5111893 - samlake ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
we have to figure out what the contest it? what?
User avatar #5111902 to #5111901 - donor ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
it not that hard to find out :0
User avatar #5111904 to #5111902 - samlake ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
tell me and we'll split the reward 50/50
User avatar #5111905 to #5111904 - donor ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
AH
User avatar #5111907 to #5111905 - samlake ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
lol
User avatar #5111900 to #5111893 - donor ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
I'm not going for that lel
I'll probably be able to buy it from someone for a lot less :0
User avatar #5111903 to #5111900 - retrochris (4 hours ago) [-]
You might want to wait for the other contests then, still... I wouldn't be all that sure about that.
An alien can only be won once and no alien won so far has changed the owner.
By selling an alien, not only would the seller still be banned from winning an alien, also the buyer would be excluded from every upcoming contest
User avatar #5111906 to #5111903 - donor ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
i.sharewaffles sold his to flb
idk what he paid tho
User avatar #5111908 to #5111906 - retrochris (4 hours ago) [-]
whoops. ok then another user is banned from contests :/
User avatar #5111909 to #5111908 - donor ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
And there are 20 so I'll probably get one anyway
User avatar #5111910 to #5111909 - retrochris (4 hours ago) [-]
more contests ahead, so yeah ;)
User avatar #5111894 to #5111893 - poshblobfish (5 hours ago) [-]
How to find out?
User avatar #5111895 to #5111894 - retrochris (5 hours ago) [-]
by finding out. believe me, once you do, you'll hate it.
User avatar #5111896 to #5111895 - poshblobfish (4 hours ago) [-]
So btw, about the ogre bot I made... can it still be added? It doesn't have to be a bot... OH! I can take the bot from the bot-anical onion and add it to the hay bale!
User avatar #5111897 to #5111896 - retrochris (4 hours ago) [-]
the most important thintransparent background.
if you can do that, then I can add it
User avatar #5111898 to #5111897 - poshblobfish (4 hours ago) [-]
Kk, I'll do it when I get home; I'm on my phone atm.
User avatar #5111899 to #5111898 - retrochris (4 hours ago) [-]
no rush, no updates before the end of this month
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