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User avatar #5105986 - hibyeman ONLINE (10 minutes ago) [-]
buying wood and badges (except purple heart and ebony wood).

most everything is for sale! including but not limited to...

frogs
food
poop
weeds
coal

and much much more. uniques are also up for sale!
User avatar #5105976 - kanatana ONLINE (41 minutes ago) [-]
Ok, pokemon board is dead, so I'm coming here. Anybody here play x or y and have genesect or keldeo?
User avatar #5105982 to #5105976 - adplum (18 minutes ago) [-]
genesect and keldeo are the worst pokemon
User avatar #5105984 to #5105982 - kanatana ONLINE (13 minutes ago) [-]
Just need them for the dex, actually.
User avatar #5105985 to #5105984 - adplum (12 minutes ago) [-]
and then youre just going to let them sit in your pc and never use them
youre the worst kind of trainer
User avatar #5105975 - whiteniggers (49 minutes ago) [-]
giving away everything for free

i would appreciate some really shitty tf2 items though
User avatar #5105977 to #5105975 - samlake (37 minutes ago) [-]
selling that DGT?
User avatar #5105978 to #5105977 - whiteniggers (32 minutes ago) [-]
are you taking the piss son?
User avatar #5105979 to #5105978 - samlake (31 minutes ago) [-]
nah, can I buy it?
User avatar #5105981 to #5105979 - whiteniggers (19 minutes ago) [-]
sure send a trade
User avatar #5105983 to #5105981 - samlake (17 minutes ago) [-]
wtf you don't have any dgt why do you scam
#5105964 - hongkongdingdong (1 hour ago) [-]
Who has the longest of dongs?
#5105968 to #5105964 - bloodeyes ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
**bloodeyes used "*roll picture*"**
**bloodeyes rolled image**
User avatar #5105970 to #5105968 - samlake (1 hour ago) [-]
THAT CERTANTLY IS NOT MRPEEP WHO TF IS THAT IMPOSTER
User avatar #5105971 to #5105970 - therealfell (1 hour ago) [-]
lol what a loser
User avatar #5105972 to #5105971 - samlake (1 hour ago) [-]
call me a loser again
User avatar #5105974 to #5105973 - samlake (1 hour ago) [-]
mmhm that's it keep it going bae
#5105966 to #5105964 - samlake (1 hour ago) [-]
**samlake used "*roll picture*"**
**samlake rolled image**
User avatar #5105967 to #5105966 - therealfell (1 hour ago) [-]
this is mrpeep
the ladies man
User avatar #5105969 to #5105967 - samlake (1 hour ago) [-]
mrpeep you da reel mvp
User avatar #5105965 to #5105964 - therealfell (1 hour ago) [-]
**therealfell rolled user mrpeep **
User avatar #5105962 - bloodeyes ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
made my first sword! and apparently aside from donor i am the only one who owns it, sweeeet
User avatar #5105961 - retardizard (1 hour ago) [-]
alright I gotta go ref
If y'all could buy or send me trades for scribes, special gems, and gem recipes that would be great
User avatar #5105952 - ravepen ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Got 100 soul keepers im sellng
make me an offer
User avatar #5105963 to #5105952 - samlake (1 hour ago) [-]
so let's look at that from our perspective
you know what we want, but we have no clue what you want
in a game with like 2k quantities, it's kinda hard making a guess, don't you think?
#5105949 - makomankanso (1 hour ago) [-]
Does anyone here ever sit down when taking a shower?
I do all the time.
User avatar #5105959 to #5105949 - partially (1 hour ago) [-]
You just made me check if this is items and only when i haven't jacked off for a week and want to cum everywhere i fill the tub with a bit of wsrm water pref hot water with the sink hole plugged taht is only to avoid cumming om the bathroom walls since you can cum on yourself and and you can just clean yourself up.
What did you just say to me i'll have you know i've cummed on over 1200 goats during my operations in iraq and i will do it again .....
User avatar #5105953 to #5105949 - retardizard (1 hour ago) [-]
I do when i'm at home
I don't when I'm at college
User avatar #5105954 to #5105953 - makomankanso (1 hour ago) [-]
I've done it in other friend's showers but I probably wouldn't in a public shower like that either.
User avatar #5105945 - partially (1 hour ago) [-]
if you guys want any of my stuff send a trade don't take everything tho
User avatar #5105951 to #5105945 - therealfell (1 hour ago) [-]
I'll give you all of my thing for one of yours
User avatar #5105956 to #5105951 - partially (1 hour ago) [-]
What does that even mean?????????
User avatar #5105957 to #5105956 - therealfell (1 hour ago) [-]
it means I'm going to give you my goddamn items
User avatar #5105960 to #5105957 - partially (1 hour ago) [-]
I'm going to sound super greedy and ask:
All of them :o?
User avatar #5105946 to #5105945 - partially (1 hour ago) [-]
anyone who sent a trade is r00d
User avatar #5105948 to #5105946 - xiiichuckles (1 hour ago) [-]
I'm r00d then
thank you very much
User avatar #5105947 to #5105946 - samlake (1 hour ago) [-]
drama queen much
User avatar #5105955 to #5105947 - partially (1 hour ago) [-]
Sukdik
User avatar #5105944 - partially (2 hours ago) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/lub/1004#1004
therealfell wants some wood guys if you can deliver
User avatar #5105950 to #5105944 - therealfell (1 hour ago) [-]
I already got my wood thanks
lol you did me a favor more than anything
User avatar #5105939 - bloodeyes ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
tyvm fluffylittlebunny
User avatar #5105943 to #5105939 - partially (2 hours ago) [-]
tyvssm
User avatar #5105932 - xiiichuckles (2 hours ago) [-]
Someone sell me someFJ badges or tokens already
Come on, I've got to have something you want
User avatar #5105940 to #5105932 - fluffylittlebunny (2 hours ago) [-]
thank you very much sir
User avatar #5105941 to #5105940 - xiiichuckles (2 hours ago) [-]
No problem at all, and thanks for the trade. If I've got anything else you're looking for, please keep me in the loop.
User avatar #5105935 to #5105932 - idellechi (2 hours ago) [-]
Thank you for the trade. I'll try to pick up some more FJ badges when there aren't any fabulous ones around, I'm always looking for gems~
User avatar #5105937 to #5105935 - xiiichuckles (2 hours ago) [-]
I've got gems, just let me know when you've got badges and I'll send you a trade
Thanks, you're the first legit trade I've gotten all day
User avatar #5105938 to #5105937 - idellechi (2 hours ago) [-]
No problem! ^.^
User avatar #5105933 to #5105932 - samlake (2 hours ago) [-]
don't go complaining if you aint gonna trade
User avatar #5105934 to #5105933 - xiiichuckles (2 hours ago) [-]
you wanted 2k badges for 200
so fahny joke
User avatar #5105936 to #5105934 - samlake (2 hours ago) [-]
I got what I wanted, you got what you wanted, I don't see the problem
User avatar #5105931 - bloodeyes ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
tinychat.com/fjitems

wanna chill?
User avatar #5105930 - bloodeyes ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
anyone wanna help me even out my radioactive and iron chest sets?
User avatar #5105919 - xiiichuckles (3 hours ago) [-]
buying FJ badges
Swapping angelic badges for FJ badges
User avatar #5105928 to #5105919 - xiiichuckles (2 hours ago) [-]
buying tokens too
User avatar #5105920 to #5105919 - xiiichuckles (3 hours ago) [-]
also would like someone to do my jewelry gamblers please
User avatar #5105918 - idellechi (3 hours ago) [-]
Trading special gem recipes for different special gem recipes
User avatar #5105921 to #5105918 - idellechi (3 hours ago) [-]
whoever just sent me those, reply so I can send ya something back ^^
User avatar #5105910 - samboy (3 hours ago) [-]
well done to whoever got that cannabis then
User avatar #5105915 to #5105912 - bloodeyes ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
lol!
User avatar #5105913 to #5105912 - samboy (3 hours ago) [-]
XD
User avatar #5105914 to #5105913 - fluffylittlebunny (3 hours ago) [-]
Do you want to swap it for the white widow? I need 10 to make a special sword
#5105916 to #5105914 - samboy (3 hours ago) [-]
already done! didn't know you could make stuff with cannabis.
how do I make this?
<---
User avatar #5105917 to #5105916 - fluffylittlebunny (3 hours ago) [-]
admin living statue + california skunk
#5105922 to #5105917 - samboy (3 hours ago) [-]
of course of course...
#5105924 to #5105923 - samboy (2 hours ago) [-]
HOLY SHIT, I DIDNT KNOW THAT WAS REAL
User avatar #5105926 to #5105924 - fluffylittlebunny (2 hours ago) [-]
we just need a name for that
User avatar #5105927 to #5105926 - samboy (2 hours ago) [-]
mint berry kush?
User avatar #5105929 to #5105927 - fluffylittlebunny (2 hours ago) [-]
excellent
User avatar #5105903 - pyrain (4 hours ago) [-]
I can't believe how long it took to open those chests last night.
www.funnyjunk.com/items/5105706#5105706
here are the results in case I forgot to mention anyone <3
www.funnyjunk.com/items/5105766#5105766
User avatar #5105911 to #5105903 - lub (3 hours ago) [-]
my nipples got so hard they ripped a hole in my shirt.
User avatar #5105905 to #5105903 - fluffylittlebunny (4 hours ago) [-]
that was some epic opening
User avatar #5105907 to #5105905 - samlake (3 hours ago) [-]
BUT HOW WAS THE ENDING`??
User avatar #5105908 to #5105907 - fluffylittlebunny (3 hours ago) [-]
She's still opening them, we'll never know!
User avatar #5105895 to #5105894 - samlake (4 hours ago) [-]
went there just to thumb down
nice shamelessly self promoting thumb whoring
User avatar #5105896 to #5105895 - bloodeyes ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
and?
User avatar #5105904 to #5105896 - pyrain (4 hours ago) [-]
now I'm hungry.
gave you a thumb.
User avatar #5105893 - samlake (4 hours ago) [-]
if y'all could just give me your books of eternal nightmares that would be just great, thank
User avatar #5105897 to #5105893 - Benka (4 hours ago) [-]
do you want book of eternal damnation or book of endless nightmares?
User avatar #5105900 to #5105897 - samlake (4 hours ago) [-]
nightmares lmao
User avatar #5105898 to #5105897 - samlake (4 hours ago) [-]
yeh
User avatar #5105899 to #5105898 - Benka (4 hours ago) [-]
you didn't answer the question
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