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User avatar #5048304 - retrochris (6 hours ago) [-]
stickied by retrochris
Pick one to become a one stack: www.funnyjunk.com/user/retrochris/30024#30024
Vote for your choice here: vote.pollcode.com/16628251
User avatar #5048584 - retardizard ONLINE (10 minutes ago) [-]
vssm online? got a lot of tokens so be prepared
User avatar #5048586 to #5048584 - pyrain ONLINE (7 minutes ago) [-]
you can send them to my vssm account, awomanscorned, and I can do them in a bit if no one else can help you sooner
I'm at work and don't have the auto clicker installed >.<
User avatar #5048587 to #5048586 - retardizard ONLINE (6 minutes ago) [-]
haha i'll wait, sounds like a lot of trouble if i send them your way
User avatar #5048588 to #5048587 - pyrain ONLINE (6 minutes ago) [-]
No worries I will message you when I get home and if you still need them done I'll help you out >^^<
User avatar #5048589 to #5048588 - retardizard ONLINE (5 minutes ago) [-]
thank you i appreciate it
User avatar #5048590 to #5048589 - pyrain ONLINE (3 minutes ago) [-]
No problem
#5048578 - retrochris (19 minutes ago) [-]
guys. I got it.   
the moonwalk
guys. I got it.
the moonwalk
#5048579 to #5048578 - retrochris (17 minutes ago) [-]
walking forward in comparison
walking forward in comparison
#5048581 to #5048579 - retrochris (14 minutes ago) [-]
and here both lol
and here both lol
#5048580 to #5048579 - anonmaverick ONLINE (15 minutes ago) [-]
o.o howd you switch it?
User avatar #5048582 to #5048580 - retrochris (13 minutes ago) [-]
easy, just reverse layer order
#5048583 to #5048582 - anonmaverick ONLINE (13 minutes ago) [-]
i dont know what that means all i do is play items and sleep
#5048577 - anonmaverick ONLINE (22 minutes ago) [-]
buying insanity souls
User avatar #5048585 to #5048577 - retrochris (8 minutes ago) [-]
you only have spare 500 tokens which I'd like...
offer on my insanity souls?
#5048591 to #5048585 - anonmaverick ONLINE (36 seconds ago) [-]
hmmm you make a deal ill accept you were nice to me when i tried to sell you byrdies
User avatar #5048568 - cann ONLINE (28 minutes ago) [-]
what do with my coal...
hmm
#5048569 to #5048568 - anonmaverick ONLINE (27 minutes ago) [-]
ill buy it
User avatar #5048570 to #5048569 - cann ONLINE (27 minutes ago) [-]
send 130k
#5048571 to #5048570 - anonmaverick ONLINE (26 minutes ago) [-]
;-; but but i cant
User avatar #5048573 to #5048571 - cann ONLINE (25 minutes ago) [-]
why u need coal?
#5048574 to #5048573 - anonmaverick ONLINE (25 minutes ago) [-]
finish my badges i dont need 20k i need like 6-8k
User avatar #5048575 to #5048574 - cann ONLINE (24 minutes ago) [-]
psssh only 6-8k? lmao
#5048576 to #5048575 - anonmaverick ONLINE (24 minutes ago) [-]
lol
User avatar #5048572 to #5048571 - cann ONLINE (26 minutes ago) [-]
suckstwosuck
User avatar #5048566 - retardizard ONLINE (31 minutes ago) [-]
guys sell or trade me tokens, fj badges, and presents. It'll make me happy
User avatar #5048558 - ronkfjoll (52 minutes ago) [-]
Good night guys. Gonna finish the canes tomorrow
User avatar #5048559 to #5048558 - playerdous (52 minutes ago) [-]
night
#5048547 - retrochris (58 minutes ago) [-]
should I replace the autistic wolf pic?
should I replace the autistic wolf pic?
User avatar #5048551 to #5048547 - ronkfjoll (56 minutes ago) [-]
no, vaulttec would cry ;_;
User avatar #5048554 to #5048551 - retrochris (54 minutes ago) [-]
uhm...why??
User avatar #5048561 to #5048554 - vaulttec ONLINE (51 minutes ago) [-]
Its my god tier drawing :^)
User avatar #5048562 to #5048561 - retrochris (50 minutes ago) [-]
signed.
want me to leave it like it is or would you want it to have one of those animations?
User avatar #5048563 to #5048562 - vaulttec ONLINE (49 minutes ago) [-]
Don't care honestly, it's up to you
I'm content with the fact that it's an item in the first place
User avatar #5048564 to #5048563 - retrochris (48 minutes ago) [-]
Nah man, your item, your choice ;)
I love it, seriously.
User avatar #5048565 to #5048564 - vaulttec ONLINE (47 minutes ago) [-]
I guess an animation then
It just makes it even more autistic
User avatar #5048555 to #5048554 - ronkfjoll (54 minutes ago) [-]
he made it..
User avatar #5048560 to #5048555 - vaulttec ONLINE (51 minutes ago) [-]
I did
User avatar #5048557 to #5048555 - ronkfjoll (54 minutes ago) [-]
i think
#5048548 to #5048547 - retrochris (57 minutes ago) [-]
...?
...?
User avatar #5048567 to #5048548 - cann ONLINE (29 minutes ago) [-]
this
#5048552 to #5048548 - werslty (56 minutes ago) [-]
This one
#5048549 to #5048548 - retrochris (57 minutes ago) [-]
which one....
which one....
#5048550 to #5048549 - retrochris (56 minutes ago) [-]
choices....
choices....
#5048536 - poshblobfish (1 hour ago) [-]
Buying:    
-Iron Ingots    
-Iron Ore    
-Coal    
-Raw White Oak Wood    
-Sword Plans    
-Copper Ingots    
-Copper Ore
Buying:
-Iron Ingots
-Iron Ore
-Coal
-Raw White Oak Wood
-Sword Plans
-Copper Ingots
-Copper Ore
User avatar #5048540 to #5048536 - poshblobfish (1 hour ago) [-]
Thanks therealfell
User avatar #5048537 to #5048536 - poshblobfish (1 hour ago) [-]
Thanks fluffylittlebunny
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User avatar #5048528 - dende (1 hour ago) [-]
Buying:
Slimes
Pet crates/ Pet little greens
Green Gears
Radioactive Badges
#5048525 - kusahl ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
thank you stash
User avatar #5048520 - kusahl ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
buying 96 raw runic gems, 5 points each
#5048517 - lub ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
retrochris I leveled up like 5 lvls in programming, and made it so that you can add news to itemdatabase with a password. not items though, that would be hell. ill concider it..
User avatar #5048529 to #5048517 - lub ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
also remember you need to follow the link and convert it to html format or else there wont be line breaks
User avatar #5048519 to #5048517 - lub ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
press P on the news section to enter
User avatar #5048531 to #5048519 - retrochris (1 hour ago) [-]
send me a mail with all I need to know maybe? oo'
User avatar #5048542 to #5048538 - retrochris (1 hour ago) [-]
i...uhhh....

delete that
User avatar #5048541 to #5048538 - retrochris (1 hour ago) [-]
you couldn't have hidden the "add news" funktion better than in that red potato right??? o__O
User avatar #5048543 to #5048541 - lub ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
lel, they need password anyways
User avatar #5048544 to #5048543 - retrochris (1 hour ago) [-]
I DIDN'T FIND IT o.Ó
User avatar #5048545 to #5048544 - lub ONLINE (59 minutes ago) [-]
?
User avatar #5048546 to #5048545 - lub ONLINE (59 minutes ago) [-]
find what?
User avatar #5048553 to #5048546 - retrochris (55 minutes ago) [-]
it took me a while to find that "post news" button

...
User avatar #5048556 to #5048553 - lub ONLINE (54 minutes ago) [-]
oh, yea people arent really supposed to see it. supposed to press P instead. but im gonna keep it there for a little while because I want them to try and enter news with the wrong password and have lex luthor scream WRONG! at them
User avatar #5048534 to #5048531 - lub ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
TRY TO ADD ONE
User avatar #5048533 to #5048531 - lub ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
thats basically it. i sent you password in a trade. add news whenever there is something new. if you dun goof and submit something wrong ask me and ill edit/delete it
#5048513 - retrochris (1 hour ago) [-]
so void imp is alright for him?   
item points? zero then? because void'n'stuff..?
so void imp is alright for him?
item points? zero then? because void'n'stuff..?
User avatar #5048539 to #5048513 - onlysometimesido (1 hour ago) [-]
or you know
one stacks are retarded
User avatar #5048535 to #5048513 - playerdous (1 hour ago) [-]
Either around 3k or 10k like the rest.
User avatar #5048523 to #5048513 - Benka (1 hour ago) [-]
how get
User avatar #5048524 to #5048523 - retrochris (1 hour ago) [-]
i put a sticky dude...
User avatar #5048521 to #5048513 - kusahl ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
-1 point
User avatar #5048518 to #5048513 - lub ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
9999 points
0
#5048493 - werslty has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #5048492 - stely ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
wtb 90 cucumbers
#5048483 - retrochris (1 hour ago) [-]
Uhm......    
   
what name should he have?
Uhm......

what name should he have?
User avatar #5048515 to #5048483 - anonymousperson (1 hour ago) [-]
T. R.O.N.G. Imp
User avatar #5048514 to #5048483 - kusahl ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
dicksmasher
User avatar #5048509 to #5048483 - lub ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
bloody vaginal belch
User avatar #5048511 to #5048509 - stely ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Bloody vaginal belch imp sounds lovely
#5048510 to #5048509 - therealfell ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
sexy name
User avatar #5048512 to #5048510 - lub ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
no u
User avatar #5048507 to #5048483 - malp (1 hour ago) [-]
Crying bc its black imp
User avatar #5048505 to #5048483 - countmerchant ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Nightmare Imp
there are other nightmare themed items too so it matches
User avatar #5048498 to #5048483 - playerdous (1 hour ago) [-]
void imp sounds good
User avatar #5048501 to #5048498 - retrochris (1 hour ago) [-]
well I wrote that because that's how I put him in firsthand....
but I thought I should ask the community about it first Oo'
User avatar #5048516 to #5048501 - playerdous (1 hour ago) [-]
leere imp
User avatar #5048530 to #5048516 - retrochris (1 hour ago) [-]
the schlau arsch you are
User avatar #5048506 to #5048501 - stely ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Basement Imp
User avatar #5048508 to #5048506 - playerdous (1 hour ago) [-]
Not fat enough.
#5048499 to #5048498 - therealfell ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
ooh yes that's fitting
User avatar #5048496 to #5048483 - retrochris (1 hour ago) [-]
you all are aware I have to call him "??? imp" right?
just looking for something to replace "???"

So Claw imp? The Fallen Imp? Void Imp maybe?
User avatar #5048500 to #5048496 - fluffylittlebunny (1 hour ago) [-]
The Weeping Imp
User avatar #5048494 to #5048483 - subzeroassassin ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Dark Sorrow
User avatar #5048497 to #5048494 - fluffylittlebunny (1 hour ago) [-]
cause he can't masturbate with those claws?
User avatar #5048491 to #5048483 - rappwr (1 hour ago) [-]
Insanity Imp
User avatar #5048503 to #5048502 - rappwr (1 hour ago) [-]
lol, fuck me
User avatar #5048489 to #5048483 - cann ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
the claw
User avatar #5048488 to #5048483 - fluffylittlebunny (1 hour ago) [-]
he's crying?
User avatar #5048486 to #5048483 - dende (1 hour ago) [-]
The Fallen
Adversary
Dark One
User avatar #5048484 to #5048483 - stely ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
He sorta looks like wendigo
#5048482 - pidgeyownzutwo (1 hour ago) [-]
buying undead nightmare horse hoofs
User avatar #5048475 - pyrain ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
thank you stash! <3
User avatar #5048479 to #5048475 - dende (1 hour ago) [-]
Hey bby
User avatar #5048487 to #5048479 - pyrain ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
hello
User avatar #5048490 to #5048487 - dende (1 hour ago) [-]
How's life?
User avatar #5048495 to #5048490 - pyrain ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
could be better. I hate this time of the year most of the time. Bills go up and no money to get presents for anyone. but I'm still breathing so that's good I guess.

Sorry, don't mean to be such a downer.
User avatar #5048504 to #5048495 - dende (1 hour ago) [-]
Go ahead and rant if you need

Freshman in college, being told to buy everyone (around 15 people) something for Christmas. Only have $6.59 in bank account and no job. Won't have more money until January.
User avatar #5048480 to #5048476 - dende (1 hour ago) [-]
Thank you <3
User avatar #5048481 to #5048480 - stash (1 hour ago) [-]
no probs
#5048468 - stely ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Woooo!
User avatar #5048477 to #5048468 - cann ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
i remember when i had a godgem.
good times
User avatar #5048472 to #5048468 - subzeroassassin ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
gratz
User avatar #5048474 to #5048472 - stely ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Thanks, man
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