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User avatar #5048968 - hotpost ONLINE (6 minutes ago) [-]
selling everything for snowballs
User avatar #5048967 - retrochris (8 minutes ago) [-]
imvlad playerduos
i have a lot of stuff to do. I will read what was written later..
come back to me when you have everything ready+ thought of good combinations (good= making use of stuff noone needs currently while there's an abundance)
also don't mention addy all the time, it's pointless and probably annoying.
User avatar #5048969 to #5048967 - playerdous (6 minutes ago) [-]
Why can't you get my name right mate?

Hey, I know how to make good combos, I made the silver plans didn't I.
We'll, get back to you.
User avatar #5048972 to #5048969 - retrochris (5 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah but really, try and target as many unpopular items as you can for those.

BECAUSE DUO IS MUCH MORE FAMILIAR THAN DOU!!!! FUCK!!
User avatar #5048974 to #5048972 - playerdous (4 minutes ago) [-]
It's not gonna use random items, mainly new drops.
Easy to make but will take time to get the items.
User avatar #5048977 to #5048974 - retrochris (1 second ago) [-]
unpopular isn't neccesarily random. have a look what's there and what could work.
I'm not saying use them ALL. but if 1 or 2 were included, that'd be a good thing
User avatar #5048971 to #5048969 - hotpost ONLINE (5 minutes ago) [-]
you are French
hasta la vista baby
User avatar #5048962 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (17 minutes ago) [-]
Alright sheeple, I've been out with all my friends since they are home for christmas. I'll have a little time to item and update the wiki, but I'm not gonna really be able to make much of a dent in the wiki process until wednesdayish.
User avatar #5048963 to #5048962 - playerdous (14 minutes ago) [-]
Bullshit
You've got Christmas stuff to do by then.
User avatar #5048964 to #5048963 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (12 minutes ago) [-]
I'll be going out of town with the family to visit relatives for 10 days although I'm really not a celebratory kind of person.
User avatar #5048965 to #5048964 - playerdous (10 minutes ago) [-]
Nobody on this board is into that stuff.

Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
User avatar #5048966 to #5048965 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
My whole time there will be spent in the corner of the house away from everybody else except for the occasional relative who attempts to make small talk as I try as quickly as possible to make them leave.
#5048976 to #5048966 - pidgeyownzutwo ONLINE (2 minutes ago) [-]
well if you punch one of them in the throat as they get close and scream merry christmas no one will mess with you in such a bad way again
User avatar #5048970 to #5048966 - playerdous (5 minutes ago) [-]
Dive in periodically and they'll leave you alone more.
User avatar #5048973 to #5048970 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (4 minutes ago) [-]
That is precisely what I'm trying to avoid. Interaction. I would think that after years of failed attempts, they would understand that I don't want to talk to them.
User avatar #5048975 to #5048973 - playerdous (2 minutes ago) [-]
Nah, they rarely see you and wanna interact.
They just think you're being shy, so you make the first strike (as many people in as short a time as possible).
User avatar #5048935 - imvlad (55 minutes ago) [-]
retrochris
this www.funnyjunk.com/user/retrochris/30030#30030 is a gluton demon... you can't make him a one stack drop
guvy thought of a way for crafting each zombie: using a "bone" and a number of souls
the "bone" will be a drop and with it you will be able to craft them.
I linked you to their bones,names and final form
www.funnyjunk.com/user/Guvy/3011#3011
www.funnyjunk.com/user/ladedadeda/6463#6463

Also if you want to add one stack drops, add this:
www.funnyjunk.com/items/3904019#3904019
or the catalysts www.funnyjunk.com/items/3733029#3733029 and let us craft the blue and green delusionary warriors:
www.funnyjunk.com/items/3566167#3566167
Colour the catalysts in blue too and colour this sword in green www.funnyjunk.com/items/3552592#3552592 because the sword for the green one was added as an AH item so you can't use that one anymore
and for the blue use the sword guvy made: www.funnyjunk.com/items/3560705#3560705
also there's a helmet for them too: www.funnyjunk.com/items/3560765#3560765
so it's kind of basic how you will craft them: sword, helmet and catalysts. maybe throw in some living skeleton to make a use for those.
#5048952 to #5048935 - playerdous (36 minutes ago) [-]
Blue portal?
Blue portal?
#5048954 to #5048952 - imvlad (34 minutes ago) [-]
awesome, but maybe a bit more light blue, to match his colour
awesome, but maybe a bit more light blue, to match his colour
User avatar #5048956 to #5048955 - imvlad (33 minutes ago) [-]
yes, all we need now is an ok from retrochris and admin to update the items list after the combos are added
#5048957 to #5048956 - playerdous (32 minutes ago) [-]
The sword though, the link ask for a recolor of this sword.   
   
But the blue warriors sword isn't this one.
The sword though, the link ask for a recolor of this sword.

But the blue warriors sword isn't this one.
#5048958 to #5048957 - imvlad (30 minutes ago) [-]
oh right... this should be for the green one since it's original was in the auction house
oh right... this should be for the green one since it's original was in the auction house
#5048959 to #5048958 - playerdous (28 minutes ago) [-]
So we've got two blue sword, and one green.   
And the only green was turned into an AH.   
great   
   
 5 seconds of editing for a green sword. Fuck guvys 200 frames.
So we've got two blue sword, and one green.
And the only green was turned into an AH.
great

5 seconds of editing for a green sword. Fuck guvys 200 frames.
User avatar #5048960 to #5048959 - imvlad (27 minutes ago) [-]
because admin lol....
User avatar #5048961 to #5048960 - playerdous (26 minutes ago) [-]
Alright, well I guess I can try and get a better recolor in the meantime unless retrochris feels like it.
User avatar #5048946 to #5048935 - retrochris (44 minutes ago) [-]
allright. he lost this time anyways, won't be an option in future elections ;P

Void imp will be new one stack
User avatar #5048947 to #5048946 - imvlad (42 minutes ago) [-]
yeah, came dead last...
speaking of imps, did you find the dolan imp guvy made?
teenspirit was talking about it, but the original post expired
#5048948 to #5048947 - retrochris (41 minutes ago) [-]
negative...
User avatar #5048950 to #5048948 - imvlad (40 minutes ago) [-]
he was like jumping from side do side
popcornviking did you save the dolan imp ?
User avatar #5048936 to #5048935 - playerdous (49 minutes ago) [-]
So this is like that portal warrior?
User avatar #5048937 to #5048936 - imvlad (49 minutes ago) [-]
what portal warrior?
User avatar #5048940 to #5048938 - imvlad (48 minutes ago) [-]
oh, kind of.
Except it does not come from scribes and instead of fj points you use the sword and helmet
User avatar #5048942 to #5048940 - playerdous (47 minutes ago) [-]
Well we don't have to follow guvies plans 100%.
We can make scribes drop the new portals, green and blue.
User avatar #5048943 to #5048942 - imvlad (46 minutes ago) [-]
and the helmet and sword from drops
so it will be harder to obtain
User avatar #5048944 to #5048943 - playerdous (45 minutes ago) [-]
Yes, and maybe not make them gamblers.
So then the drops could be like cannabis and drop forever but rarely.
User avatar #5048945 to #5048944 - imvlad (44 minutes ago) [-]
should have the drop ratio like jeff killer knife or demi god scroll
User avatar #5048949 to #5048945 - playerdous (41 minutes ago) [-]
FIne by me, detail can be made once the images are all set. Just need some recolors.
User avatar #5048951 to #5048949 - imvlad (38 minutes ago) [-]
yes
the combo for the desionary warrior could be like:
catalyst (comes from scribe) + sword (comes from drops)+ helmet (comes from drops) and maybe + a holy soul and a living animated skeleton or whatever it's called.
User avatar #5048953 to #5048951 - playerdous (36 minutes ago) [-]
cool
#5048939 to #5048938 - playerdous (48 minutes ago) [-]
Comes from this
Comes from this
User avatar #5048941 to #5048939 - imvlad (47 minutes ago) [-]
yes, but the scribes drop this
and it's a gambler
User avatar #5048931 to #5048928 - nevermentioned (1 hour ago) [-]
Kinda random?
User avatar #5048929 to #5048928 - partially (1 hour ago) [-]
buying gluttony souls ftw
User avatar #5048925 - partially (1 hour ago) [-]
i'm a smart guy you wouldn't decline that
User avatar #5048926 to #5048925 - playerdous (1 hour ago) [-]
Thought'd be another bullshit trade.
User avatar #5048927 to #5048926 - partially (1 hour ago) [-]
when have i sent bullshit trades?
i'm all about the bullshit but dem trades are off limits
User avatar #5048930 to #5048927 - playerdous (1 hour ago) [-]
You did, probably
User avatar #5048932 to #5048930 - partially (1 hour ago) [-]
nop i once scammed donor but that's it
User avatar #5048924 - playerdous (1 hour ago) [-]
9/10 I'm probably gonna decline that trade.
User avatar #5048923 - partially (1 hour ago) [-]
Running chest/key swap service, mine don't have to be even
Leave one of each please.
Chest/key donations appreciated but not required.
Swapping sword plans 2:1 gem recipes
User avatar #5048922 - partially (1 hour ago) [-]
wtf happened to turva?
#5048916 - playerdous (2 hours ago) [-]
Why was this an option?
Why was this an option?
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#5048918 to #5048916 - partially has deleted their comment [-]
#5048917 to #5048916 - playerdous (2 hours ago) [-]
When we already have this.
When we already have this.
User avatar #5048919 to #5048917 - partially (2 hours ago) [-]
maybe a recolor could fix things?
User avatar #5048920 to #5048919 - playerdous (2 hours ago) [-]
I guess one's a sandwich and the others toast, but it seems really redundant.
#5048909 - pidgeyownzutwo ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
buying badges, fiends/ fiend parts, abominations and nightmare pony hoofs
User avatar #5048934 to #5048909 - cann ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Check the AH
User avatar #5048910 to #5048909 - partially (2 hours ago) [-]
which badges?
#5048911 to #5048910 - pidgeyownzutwo ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
fj badges
User avatar #5048912 to #5048911 - partially (2 hours ago) [-]
Would you sell chests and keys?
#5048913 to #5048912 - pidgeyownzutwo ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
the ones i do have i would
User avatar #5048914 to #5048913 - partially (2 hours ago) [-]
i'm not sure are we talking about something you don't have?
#5048915 to #5048914 - pidgeyownzutwo ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
take a look at the stuff i have and if you want any just send a request im not sure if i have sets though
User avatar #5048905 - partially (2 hours ago) [-]
playerdous i've always thought you were a girl on her period 24/7
are you?
User avatar #5048908 to #5048906 - partially (2 hours ago) [-]
aren't you the little reposter
User avatar #5048907 to #5048906 - partially (2 hours ago) [-]
weed miss hahahahaha
User avatar #5048886 - dontfoolme (4 hours ago) [-]
pyrain
User avatar #5048902 to #5048886 - partially (3 hours ago) [-]
pyrain i am on
User avatar #5048903 to #5048902 - partially (3 hours ago) [-]
pyrain if you want your chests done i am on as of
now
User avatar #5048904 to #5048903 - partially (3 hours ago) [-]
3lazy to do more someone continue
User avatar #5048888 to #5048886 - dontfoolme (4 hours ago) [-]
pyrain
User avatar #5048889 to #5048888 - cann ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
pyrain
User avatar #5048890 to #5048889 - dontfoolme (4 hours ago) [-]
what
User avatar #5048891 to #5048890 - cann ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
pyrain
User avatar #5048894 to #5048892 - cann ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
pyrain
User avatar #5048896 to #5048895 - cann ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
pyrain
User avatar #5048898 to #5048897 - cann ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
pyrain ?
User avatar #5048899 to #5048898 - dontfoolme (4 hours ago) [-]
No. The other one.
User avatar #5048900 to #5048899 - cann ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
im watching rugrats
User avatar #5048901 to #5048900 - dontfoolme (4 hours ago) [-]
Interesting
#5048877 - therealfell (4 hours ago) [-]
retrochris is at it again you guys
User avatar #5048857 - nought (4 hours ago) [-]
THANK YOU PYRAIN!!
User avatar #5048861 to #5048857 - pyrain (4 hours ago) [-]
You're welcome hon :3
If you ever need help, don't be afraid to send me a message >^.^<

I'm off for the night, though.
Have a good one! <3
User avatar #5048863 to #5048861 - nought (4 hours ago) [-]
waitt
User avatar #5048872 to #5048863 - pyrain (4 hours ago) [-]
awe, thank you <3

have a good night <3
User avatar #5048864 to #5048863 - pyrain (4 hours ago) [-]
what's up?
User avatar #5048851 - nevermentioned (4 hours ago) [-]
First time on playing items since about the time it started. Anyone care to help me out with some items to get me started again? Also Anything good to aim for?
User avatar #5048852 to #5048851 - cann ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
leave
User avatar #5048853 to #5048852 - nevermentioned (4 hours ago) [-]
Did I ask for your opinion bitch?
User avatar #5048854 to #5048853 - cann ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
woah niggeriwas saying that becuase items is addictive.
User avatar #5048858 to #5048854 - nevermentioned (4 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I kinda figured idk why I was such a dick about it.
#5048860 to #5048858 - cann ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
made me sad bruh
made me sad bruh
User avatar #5048868 to #5048860 - nevermentioned (4 hours ago) [-]
To be honest I came back here because I'm bored with everything I've been doing these last few months.
User avatar #5048869 to #5048868 - cann ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
same tbh. i got 20k coal. got bored sold half and madde a badge with the other 10k
User avatar #5048873 to #5048869 - nevermentioned (4 hours ago) [-]
So just how empty is this place at any point in the day? Or better question when are the most people active?
User avatar #5048874 to #5048873 - cann ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
its pretty dead for the next 4-5 hours. then picks up
User avatar #5048875 to #5048874 - nevermentioned (4 hours ago) [-]
Okay so hasn't changed much.
User avatar #5048876 to #5048875 - cann ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
nah
User avatar #5048878 to #5048876 - nevermentioned (4 hours ago) [-]
So do item levels still stop at 5?
User avatar #5048880 to #5048878 - cann ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
whut lvls
User avatar #5048881 to #5048880 - nevermentioned (4 hours ago) [-]
Like badge level 3 or something along those lines.
User avatar #5048882 to #5048881 - cann ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
badges go up to like lvl 9 now
#5048885 to #5048882 - dontfoolme (4 hours ago) [-]
really nigga
really nigga
#5048887 to #5048885 - cann ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
nope. goes to 6
User avatar #5048865 to #5048860 - pyrain (4 hours ago) [-]
**pyrain pets cann** it's ok <3
User avatar #5048867 to #5048865 - cann ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
**cann cris**
User avatar #5048870 to #5048867 - pyrain (4 hours ago) [-]
**pyrain hugs can and rocks you to sleep** everything will be ok.

have a good night <3
User avatar #5048871 to #5048870 - cann ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
goodnight!
User avatar #5048856 to #5048854 - pyrain (4 hours ago) [-]
he's right, nevermentioned, it's addictive as fuck. It consumes you....lol
but welcome none the less!
User avatar #5048843 - cann ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
selling coal badge.
User avatar #5048859 to #5048843 - retardizard (4 hours ago) [-]
what does a coal badge even do
User avatar #5048862 to #5048859 - cann ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
sit there
#5048833 - imsugoi (4 hours ago) [-]
*Sugoi Shop*
Selling pet crates 20 FJ points each
Selling Soul Keepers 30 FJ points each
Selling scribes 750 FJ points each
Selling lv 4 badges 12k FJ points each
Selling fabric merchants 12 FJ points each
Selling hot dog statue 3k FJ points
Selling Speical recipes 1.1k FJ points each
Selling coal 8.5 FJ points each
Selling Snowballs 2.5 FJ points each
Selling Mystery Tickets 3.5 FJ points each
Buy something...
User avatar #5048841 to #5048833 - cann ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
i see your prices went up.
User avatar #5048846 to #5048841 - imsugoi (4 hours ago) [-]
There is a lot demand. :s
User avatar #5048879 to #5048846 - nought (4 hours ago) [-]
the slightly-less-sugoi shop
#5048884 to #5048879 - imsugoi (4 hours ago) [-]
Sorry i'm trying to make a living on items, sheesh. :c
Sorry i'm trying to make a living on items, sheesh. :c
User avatar #5048839 to #5048833 - imsugoi (4 hours ago) [-]
Thx, idrinkslurm. ^^
User avatar #5048838 to #5048833 - idrinkslurm (4 hours ago) [-]
thanks!
+1
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User avatar #5048855 to #5048825 - retardizard (4 hours ago) [-]
i've been on a lot lately and not 1 has dropped while i've been on
User avatar #5048824 - hotpost ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
selling everything for SNOWBALLS
User avatar #5048866 to #5048824 - retardizard (4 hours ago) [-]
how many presents would 1 big snowball get me
User avatar #5048893 to #5048866 - hotpost ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
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