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User avatar #5113730 - retrochris (04/14/2015) [-]
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Update 4/14/15 (as soon as addy launches it):
-100 lottery of fortune tickets or 100 Lottery tickets combined will get you a new ticket.
-For something indescribable, combine: Demonic Pony Bones1*,Inverted Pony Abomination1*,Pony Abomination1,Fabulous Pony Abomination1*,Jeweled Fabulous Pony Abomination1*,Fried Chicken Egg250,Napalm Pony Pet5,Pony Figurine1*,Pony Piss Beer100,Shot Of Pony Blood100,Shot Of Pony Snot100,Glass Of Pony Semen100 (*=not getting destroyed)
-New statue dropping, you will notice ande what you have to do.
-1 Extremely Rare and Popular Item will drop
-2new very popular One stacks. Guaranteed.
-I set Luck tickets to start dropping now.... no scedule but finally they get avaliable :/
FJ alien contest #6 ---> www.funnyjunk.com/items/5113376#5113376
-Korean Checks will drop more frequently and stolen admin chest wille combinable with loads and loads and loads of stuff inside.
-New chest/key drops, but you have to go fast for this one c:

#5120740 - lub ONLINE (3 seconds ago) [-]
User avatar #5120739 - drzed ONLINE (12 minutes ago) [-]
plug.dj/funnyjunk-item-game

theres cookies and punch by the door
User avatar #5120731 - pyrain (25 minutes ago) [-]
Alright, I have to go now for a few. I will be back after I go to the store.
User avatar #5120729 - shedrule ONLINE (26 minutes ago) [-]
thank you abject
User avatar #5120723 - charpmike (32 minutes ago) [-]
how many rits is a weed worth? I'll sell my polar lights for 5800 (which i think would be a good deal for the buyer but am not sure)
User avatar #5120736 to #5120723 - ladyfantabulous (20 minutes ago) [-]
Seems ok to me, points:rit is about 1.5:1, which would make your price around 8700 points.
User avatar #5120737 to #5120736 - charpmike (19 minutes ago) [-]
well if you want it for 5800 its yours
User avatar #5120738 to #5120737 - ladyfantabulous (18 minutes ago) [-]
I'm not after a polar lights, sorry
#5120717 - izzylou ONLINE (43 minutes ago) [-]
trading for some fabulous badges/ demonic. Im also looking for pony bodies,
User avatar #5120708 - pyrain (50 minutes ago) [-]
I've recently become aware that I'm referred to as "the mother of items".
lol.....when did that happen? and why? XD
User avatar #5120732 to #5120708 - shedrule ONLINE (25 minutes ago) [-]
hi pyrain, not spoke to you in a while
User avatar #5120733 to #5120732 - pyrain (24 minutes ago) [-]
**pyrain dies and the hugs the shit out of you** omg it's so good to see you! <3
I'll be back soon, I have to go to the store.
User avatar #5120735 to #5120733 - shedrule ONLINE (23 minutes ago) [-]
have fun at the shops, how have you been?
User avatar #5120714 to #5120708 - dende ONLINE (46 minutes ago) [-]
I thought I was the mother of items
User avatar #5120715 to #5120714 - pyrain (45 minutes ago) [-]
**pyrain hugs dende** it's ok, I'm just as shocked as you.
User avatar #5120718 to #5120715 - drzed ONLINE (42 minutes ago) [-]
So far i'm refered to as "that idiot that uses the point system"



considering today marks the end of my first week on this game I'm okay with this.
User avatar #5120720 to #5120718 - pyrain (41 minutes ago) [-]
no worries lol and welcome to the game <3
User avatar #5120703 - pyrain (55 minutes ago) [-]
buying "no lei"
need as many as I can get.
User avatar #5120712 to #5120703 - drzed ONLINE (47 minutes ago) [-]
Buying blue berries and sugilite

need about 105 sugilite

and 250 blueberries
User avatar #5120713 to #5120712 - pyrain (46 minutes ago) [-]
no worries
I have a few of those...just leave 1 for unique count if you send for mine <3
User avatar #5120688 - charpmike (1 hour ago) [-]
anyone able to do my token?
User avatar #5120691 to #5120688 - pyrain (1 hour ago) [-]
I can on my alt if you like
awomanscorned is the account
User avatar #5120693 to #5120691 - charpmike (1 hour ago) [-]
Thanks! I'll send them over
#5120698 to #5120693 - awomanscorned (59 minutes ago) [-]
here you go
User avatar #5120699 to #5120698 - charpmike (58 minutes ago) [-]
Thanks a ton!
User avatar #5120716 to #5120699 - pyrain (44 minutes ago) [-]
thank you so much! I really appreciate it <3
User avatar #5120707 to #5120699 - pyrain (51 minutes ago) [-]
no problem
User avatar #5120694 to #5120693 - pyrain (1 hour ago) [-]
not a problem I'll log over now.
User avatar #5120682 - pyrain (1 hour ago) [-]
Good day, my lovelies <3
User avatar #5120702 to #5120682 - pyrain (56 minutes ago) [-]
thank you drzed <3
User avatar #5120701 to #5120696 - pyrain (56 minutes ago) [-]
well hello there lovely!
How are you? It's nice weather outside today, 78 degrees and I'm loving it!
User avatar #5120705 to #5120701 - ladyfantabulous (54 minutes ago) [-]
I'm good, got coursework to do though Sounds great It was a cloudy day here in England ....no surprises there Would you mind trying to turn some of my undead horses into rape horses please? It needs a god gem.
User avatar #5120706 to #5120705 - pyrain (53 minutes ago) [-]
sure! you want me to lend you a god gem or do you want to send them to my alt?
User avatar #5120709 to #5120706 - ladyfantabulous (49 minutes ago) [-]
It's up to you =] Though if you lend me a gem I could do lottos and moldy chests if you don't mind me keeping it a little longer to do other stuff, which would save time for whoever I would end up asking Are you still interested in the pendant?
User avatar #5120711 to #5120709 - pyrain (48 minutes ago) [-]
and yes! very interested in the pendent! <3 <3
User avatar #5120719 to #5120711 - ladyfantabulous (41 minutes ago) [-]
Cool, I would like to trade it for iron if you have any spare? I don't know how much it's worth, so you can just send it for whatever you think
User avatar #5120722 to #5120719 - pyrain (35 minutes ago) [-]
thanks again
have any luck with your ponies, lottos or chests?
User avatar #5120724 to #5120722 - ladyfantabulous (32 minutes ago) [-]
And thank you! I got the rape horse on my first try And four in total from the undead horses I made for it Not such good luck with the lottos though I made some wolves too, could you please turn some into a hellhound? It needs a super god gem
User avatar #5120725 to #5120724 - pyrain (30 minutes ago) [-]
sure thing send back the god gem and the wolves. I'll do that real fast before I log off
User avatar #5120727 to #5120725 - ladyfantabulous (27 minutes ago) [-]
Thanks for the god gem lend FYI, you are also awesome And for doing the wolves
User avatar #5120730 to #5120727 - pyrain (26 minutes ago) [-]
You're very welcome >^.^<
Any time you wanna borrow it just let me know <3
awwwwwweeee thank you!
User avatar #5120710 to #5120709 - pyrain (49 minutes ago) [-]
I'll lend it to you since I know I can trust you to send it back when you're done
I don't mind you using it for other things.
User avatar #5120686 to #5120682 - dende ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Hey bby
User avatar #5120692 to #5120686 - pyrain (1 hour ago) [-]
how are you today?
User avatar #5120695 to #5120692 - dende ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Ehh
I have my last 2 final exams coming up
One tomorrow and the other on Wednesday
User avatar #5120700 to #5120695 - pyrain (57 minutes ago) [-]
at least you'll be free then
and don't forget to bring your mic for xbox home
User avatar #5120704 to #5120700 - dende ONLINE (54 minutes ago) [-]
I won't
I just stopped bringing it home on weekends cause nobody is usually on
User avatar #5120683 to #5120682 - pyrain (1 hour ago) [-]
caucasianblackbear, dende, donor, ladyfantabulous, samlake

y'all are fucking awesome. Just wanted to let you know.
User avatar #5120684 to #5120683 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
how goes life?
User avatar #5120685 to #5120684 - pyrain (1 hour ago) [-]
it goes lol how about you?
User avatar #5120687 to #5120685 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I've got one more writing assignment and then I'm done for the semester. I'm having writer's block though cause it's a "what have you learned in this class" kind of assignment and it's an entry level english course. I've literally learned nothing.
User avatar #5120690 to #5120687 - pyrain (1 hour ago) [-]
Then say it was a nice refresher from grade school but you honestly haven't learned anything new. However, you do hope to learn more in the classes to come.
User avatar #5120689 to #5120687 - dende ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Just write an essay on how you learned there's no hope for therealfell to function in a normal society.
User avatar #5120678 - charpmike (1 hour ago) [-]
anyone have a fab doll head they don't need? I don't know what i have that you would want but I'll buy it
#5120674 - makomankanso ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
buying weeds not crossed out
trading a holland hope too
User avatar #5120679 to #5120674 - makomankanso ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
holland hope gone
trading a Cindarella
#5120676 to #5120674 - hongkongdingdong (1 hour ago) [-]
juana is mary and mary is juana. but when they are together they are marijuana.
User avatar #5120672 - dende ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Buying:
Luck tickets
Korean checks
Pet crates and Little Greens
#5120677 to #5120672 - hongkongdingdong (1 hour ago) [-]
i'll check out some koreans
User avatar #5120670 - partially (2 hours ago) [-]
penis extenders
User avatar #5120681 to #5120670 - pyrain (1 hour ago) [-]
yay partially! I've missed you my little friend <33
#5120726 to #5120681 - partially (27 minutes ago) [-]
ayyy
ayyy
User avatar #5120734 to #5120726 - pyrain (24 minutes ago) [-]
#5120675 to #5120670 - hongkongdingdong (1 hour ago) [-]
cock magnifiers
User avatar #5120728 to #5120675 - partially (27 minutes ago) [-]
cock damit
User avatar #5120649 - dende ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Hello
User avatar #5120650 to #5120649 - charpmike (2 hours ago) [-]
bonjour
User avatar #5120651 to #5120650 - dende ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
ca va?
User avatar #5120652 to #5120651 - charpmike (2 hours ago) [-]
ca va bien, et vous?
User avatar #5120655 to #5120652 - partially (2 hours ago) [-]
tu parle le francais? ou c'est seulement google translate?
User avatar #5120657 to #5120655 - charpmike (2 hours ago) [-]
I'm nowhere near fluent but i've taken classes since high school. but now, i'll never take another french class in my life
User avatar #5120659 to #5120657 - partially (2 hours ago) [-]
where are you from dude :D
User avatar #5120661 to #5120659 - charpmike (2 hours ago) [-]
you?
User avatar #5120663 to #5120661 - partially (2 hours ago) [-]
lebanon miehmiehmieh
User avatar #5120664 to #5120663 - charpmike (2 hours ago) [-]
never been
User avatar #5120666 to #5120664 - partially (2 hours ago) [-]
i'd doubt anyone would want to come to this wretched place
User avatar #5120667 to #5120666 - charpmike (2 hours ago) [-]
anything like turkey? I've been there
User avatar #5120669 to #5120667 - partially (2 hours ago) [-]
nop not even remotely related
User avatar #5120671 to #5120669 - charpmike (2 hours ago) [-]
arent they at least relatively close geographically? or do i have no idea what im talking about
User avatar #5120673 to #5120671 - partially (2 hours ago) [-]
lebanoninapicture.com/ here's a bros website
i guess they somewhat similar geographically
but 2 different places nonetheless to everything else
User avatar #5120662 to #5120660 - partially (2 hours ago) [-]
in my country it's pronounced usa
shout out to anyone who got that reference plus free items
User avatar #5120653 to #5120652 - dende ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Ehh, j'ai les examens
User avatar #5120658 to #5120653 - partially (2 hours ago) [-]
des* you pleb c:
User avatar #5120654 to #5120653 - charpmike (2 hours ago) [-]
moi aussi. heureusement, hier j'ai passé mon dernier examen de francais de ma vie
User avatar #5120656 to #5120654 - charpmike (2 hours ago) [-]
So glad to be done with french forever
User avatar #5120665 to #5120656 - dende ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Ay same
Had 7 years of it
User avatar #5120648 - samlake ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
selling scribes for egg hoarders
User avatar #5120647 - nneerrdd (3 hours ago) [-]
plug.dj/funnyjunk-item-game


Listen to some music with me while I do this stupid as psych project.
User avatar #5120646 - samlake ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
wow thanks abject
User avatar #5120645 - nneerrdd (3 hours ago) [-]
Abject <3 Swords require so much Iron....
User avatar #5120633 - makomankanso ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
fuuuucccckkk who took the cannabis out of the ah?
User avatar #5120640 to #5120633 - fennis ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
I can sell my cannabis sunny day...

ola, just to see ur page of items -> almost futile
User avatar #5120641 to #5120640 - makomankanso ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
what da want for it?
User avatar #5120643 to #5120641 - fennis ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Merci! Fair deal
User avatar #5120644 to #5120643 - makomankanso ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
thanks
User avatar #5120642 to #5120641 - fennis ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
poooh idk, fj points, shoe's, or badges

just what u think is a fair deal
User avatar #5120638 to #5120633 - charpmike (3 hours ago) [-]
i'll sell you mine for 5 gem recipes
User avatar #5120634 to #5120633 - samlake ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
My guess would be whoever put it in there in the first place
User avatar #5120635 to #5120634 - makomankanso ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
I was just about to get it
User avatar #5120636 to #5120635 - nneerrdd (4 hours ago) [-]
I can sell you cannabis for points?
User avatar #5120637 to #5120636 - makomankanso ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
I only got 8k, that's how much the ah was
User avatar #5120639 to #5120637 - nneerrdd (3 hours ago) [-]
And I don't have any dupes of weeds you don't have :/
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