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#4982688 - donor ONLINE (57 minutes ago) [-]
good to have some people to compete with :•0
User avatar #4982685 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Some friends just showed up at my house and asked me if I wanted to go to McDick's, and just chill all night. My parents are asleep, I don't think I should go. If dubs, I'll go.
User avatar #4982686 to #4982685 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
**jorgethemaster rolls 52**
User avatar #4982687 to #4982686 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Back to Roosterteeth.
#4982684 - donor ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Buying
User avatar #4982683 - donor ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
charizarddad summer is (almost) over, now come back
User avatar #4982682 - Tygioh (3 hours ago) [-]
Dat top item
User avatar #4982681 - adplum (3 hours ago) [-]
people suck
User avatar #4982643 - idrinkslurm ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
and captch ban lol
#4982646 to #4982643 - hongkongdingdong (4 hours ago) [-]
AND this faggots banned LOLLLLLL
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User avatar #4982653 to #4982646 - idrinkslurm ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
yup
User avatar #4982650 to #4982646 - fables ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
why are you still here
#4982642 - Tygioh (5 hours ago) [-]
Buying these.
#4982645 to #4982642 - hongkongdingdong (4 hours ago) [-]
You can't buy weed from random people online, that's illegal.
You have to go to a clinic.
User avatar #4982680 to #4982645 - Tygioh (3 hours ago) [-]
Haha, so original...
#4982640 - hongkongdingdong (5 hours ago) [-]
Items are gay and stupid.
Items are gay and stupid.
User avatar #4982636 - mysteriouslybanned (5 hours ago) [-]
fables i tried sriracha sauce today
it was ok
User avatar #4982644 to #4982636 - fables ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
it's not as amazing as everyone claims

but for some reason, it makes everything taste better
#4982648 to #4982644 - iheartbock (4 hours ago) [-]
Sriracha on pork chops. MMMMM
User avatar #4982649 to #4982648 - fables ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
I use it on papa murphy's pizza
it makes it somewhat bearable lol
#4982651 to #4982649 - iheartbock (4 hours ago) [-]
I've no clue what that is. But hey, as long as it's bearable and edible xD
User avatar #4982652 to #4982651 - fables ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
it's the worst pizza ever
you buy it, bake it at home
and people love it for some reason
but it's hoooorible
I only eat it when there's nothing else lol
#4982654 to #4982652 - anonmaverick (4 hours ago) [-]
imo little caesers>papa murphys
User avatar #4982657 to #4982654 - fables ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
little caesars is so much better than papa murphys
I don't understand how anyone eats that shit. the crust is fucked up, the sauce is gross
blegh
#4982634 - hongkongdingdong (5 hours ago) [-]
Mysteriouslybanned
Can i show you my weiner
User avatar #4982635 to #4982634 - mysteriouslybanned (5 hours ago) [-]
i dont think i have you added on snapchat anymore
i got a new account
#4982638 to #4982635 - hongkongdingdong (5 hours ago) [-]
But my sperm count, I don't know if it's normal. You need to help Doc
User avatar #4982628 - zeyphergod (6 hours ago) [-]
good bye funny junk for now, maybe one day our paths will cross again
User avatar #4982641 to #4982628 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
)':
#4982633 to #4982628 - hongkongdingdong (5 hours ago) [-]
May you find equilibrium within yourself to not take the next site as your holy grail and give it more credit than it's worth.
User avatar #4982629 to #4982628 - cowcubrub (6 hours ago) [-]
Thank you for donating your items. Wish you the best in whatever you do in the future.
User avatar #4982625 - cowcubrub (6 hours ago) [-]
Asking for free nightmare horse feet.
#4982617 - hongkongdingdong (6 hours ago) [-]
Fables won't let anonmavericks mom tickle my pickle
User avatar #4982619 to #4982617 - fables ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
jorge is his mom
still want that?
#4982620 to #4982619 - hongkongdingdong (6 hours ago) [-]
That ugly bean machine just talks about canada and soccer. He doesn't have time to birth anyone.
User avatar #4982622 to #4982620 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
Canada and soccer.
User avatar #4982621 to #4982620 - fables ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
his interests are soccer, boobs, poutine, children, and canada

you be nice to canada
#4982623 to #4982621 - hongkongdingdong (6 hours ago) [-]
He's gay so dick is his thing. But children makes sense, he is a pedophile. You've studied him way more, you should become his boyfriend. Oh wait, you a girl lol. Too bad. Now no one will ever love you.
User avatar #4982624 to #4982623 - fables ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
adplum loves me
so you're wrong
#4982626 to #4982624 - hongkongdingdong (6 hours ago) [-]
The dude who got black strippers for his birthday? Gross.
User avatar #4982627 to #4982626 - fables ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
sounds fun
#4982630 to #4982627 - hongkongdingdong (6 hours ago) [-]
Black cocks are nasty.
User avatar #4982631 to #4982630 - fables ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
so racist
#4982632 to #4982631 - hongkongdingdong (5 hours ago) [-]
If you like black people you can go hang yourself.
User avatar #4982637 to #4982632 - fables ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
you should hang yourself for liking mangoes
#4982639 to #4982637 - hongkongdingdong (5 hours ago) [-]
Do you know who Fenyman is
#4982655 to #4982639 - anonmaverick (4 hours ago) [-]
just wtf to this entire thread
User avatar #4982611 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
Hello, how is everyone?
#4982656 to #4982611 - anonmaverick (4 hours ago) [-]
pretty good how are you?
User avatar #4982658 to #4982656 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
I'm alright, suuuuper tired though.
Any good drops recently?
#4982659 to #4982658 - anonmaverick (4 hours ago) [-]
sorry for shitty picture
#4982660 to #4982659 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
Niiice.
Niiice.
#4982661 to #4982660 - anonmaverick (4 hours ago) [-]
thanks now i just have to find someone to buy it literally the only reason i picked it up but everyone who wants one has one already
User avatar #4982662 to #4982661 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
I'd buy it but I don't really play anymore, haha.
Good luck selling it though!
#4982664 to #4982662 - anonmaverick (3 hours ago) [-]
.....you not selling special recipes?
User avatar #4982665 to #4982664 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Nope, I'm holding onto those until I start playing again. :|
#4982666 to #4982665 - anonmaverick (3 hours ago) [-]
you have a angelic emo doll
User avatar #4982667 to #4982666 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I think I made that a while ago. It's just chilling with my other items.
#4982668 to #4982667 - anonmaverick (3 hours ago) [-]
......if.......if i trade you some uniques......could.......could you be persuaded to sell it?
User avatar #4982670 to #4982668 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
I thought I had more parts, oops.
I have an Angelic Emo Doll leg I'd sell. I don't know what it's worth.
#4982671 to #4982670 - anonmaverick (3 hours ago) [-]
nah i already bought legs and arms ii need a torso and head ill sell you the weed for the torso? you only have one. also the weeds worth like 400 25 tokens that is if someones just buying it for the points value which anymore thatd probally be it
User avatar #4982672 to #4982671 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
I don't/never sell uniques, I'm a unique collector. Sorry bud. ):
#4982673 to #4982672 - anonmaverick (3 hours ago) [-]
...you sure? cause i can send a trade thatd be dificullt for you to say no to
User avatar #4982674 to #4982673 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
I'm sure you could make a fantastic offer, but it's not for sale. ]:
#4982675 to #4982674 - anonmaverick (3 hours ago) [-]
.......i hate fucking unique collectors. except for you and dooner
User avatar #4982676 to #4982675 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
I feel special.
#4982678 to #4982676 - anonmaverick (3 hours ago) [-]
k im going to bed see you around
User avatar #4982679 to #4982678 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Later man!
#4982677 to #4982676 - anonmaverick (3 hours ago) [-]
books of met for sale? id give you the weed for 150-200 whatever you think is fair
User avatar #4982669 to #4982668 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
I don't think so, sorry.
I could try and make another, if you want one. One second.
#4982663 to #4982662 - anonmaverick (3 hours ago) [-]
........sure? cause id sell it to you for special recipes or tokens if you have any
#4982615 to #4982611 - hongkongdingdong (6 hours ago) [-]
It was going good till you asked how I was.
Fuck you man. I didn't ask for your god damn sympathy.

Kill yourself.
User avatar #4982575 - fables ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
hongkongdingdong
User avatar #4982585 to #4982582 - fables ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
fucking answer me
hongkongdingdong
#4982587 to #4982585 - hongkongdingdong (7 hours ago) [-]
Be water my friend.
User avatar #4982589 to #4982587 - fables ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
where's hogkogdigdog
#4982591 to #4982589 - hongkongdingdong (7 hours ago) [-]
mangoesaregay69
go
User avatar #4982595 to #4982591 - fables ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
peach hoarder does not tell me what to do
#4982596 to #4982595 - hongkongdingdong (7 hours ago) [-]
I gave you what you need though
But okay
User avatar #4982598 to #4982596 - fables ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
okay
User avatar #4982600 to #4982599 - fables ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
racist
#4982601 to #4982600 - hongkongdingdong (7 hours ago) [-]
Your lucas candy have lead in them. You're gonna have a shorter lifespan.
User avatar #4982602 to #4982601 - fables ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
oh
explains why I was such a stupid child
#4982606 to #4982602 - hongkongdingdong (7 hours ago) [-]
*Smelly mexican child
User avatar #4982607 to #4982606 - fables ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
see, you are rude
User avatar #4982609 to #4982608 - fables ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
rude and racist
and smell of rotten peaches
#4982610 to #4982609 - hongkongdingdong (6 hours ago) [-]
But I get to do all the dirty bitches ;)
User avatar #4982613 to #4982610 - fables ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
what else does he do?
#4982618 to #4982613 - anonmaverick (6 hours ago) [-]
nah he may nuke me if i do that
#4982614 to #4982613 - hongkongdingdong (6 hours ago) [-]
Bang anonmavericks mom
User avatar #4982616 to #4982614 - fables ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
anonmaverick
you have permission to beat him up and steal his peaches
User avatar #4982612 to #4982610 - fables ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
and he also lies to himself
User avatar #4982576 to #4982575 - fables ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
hey
hongkongdingdong
User avatar #4982578 to #4982576 - fables ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
hongkongdingdong
#4982583 to #4982578 - anonmaverick (7 hours ago) [-]
can i get in on this hongkongdingdong?
#4982586 to #4982583 - hongkongdingdong (7 hours ago) [-]
No. You aren't a grill. You can die.
#4982588 to #4982586 - anonmaverick (7 hours ago) [-]
but hongkongdingdong first youd have to find me
#4982590 to #4982588 - hongkongdingdong (7 hours ago) [-]
Not if I just nuke the whole world.
#4982592 to #4982590 - anonmaverick (7 hours ago) [-]
you wouldn't do that you're in the world.
#4982597 to #4982592 - hongkongdingdong (7 hours ago) [-]
I live outside this universe.
#4982605 to #4982603 - hongkongdingdong (7 hours ago) [-]
Thanks for the sacrifice. I'll let you live.
User avatar #4982593 to #4982592 - fables ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
his peaches are in that world
#4982594 to #4982593 - anonmaverick (7 hours ago) [-]
wut? does he live as a multidimensional being?
User avatar #4982690 to #4982594 - multidimensional ONLINE (10 minutes ago) [-]
No.
#4982563 - infinitereaper (7 hours ago) [-]
my computer is broken,
collecting like this is horrible
I hate this
User avatar #4982561 - xinzley (7 hours ago) [-]
gee, it sure is boring around here
#4982558 - anonmaverick (7 hours ago) [-]
depends im trying to trade it with infinitereaper for a space dust right now
#4982562 to #4982560 - anonmaverick (7 hours ago) [-]
but its so pretty and blue just tell me what you need
#4982564 to #4982562 - anonmaverick (7 hours ago) [-]
oh i guess space dust is rarer
User avatar #4982568 to #4982564 - fables ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
he doesn't sell any of his weed
#4982570 to #4982568 - anonmaverick (7 hours ago) [-]
holy fuck no but you have a super god gem
#4982571 to #4982570 - anonmaverick (7 hours ago) [-]
thats awsome
User avatar #4982573 to #4982571 - fables ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
it's a friend's lol. he's loaning it to me til he comes back
#4982569 to #4982568 - anonmaverick (7 hours ago) [-]
......you have some space dust?
User avatar #4982572 to #4982569 - fables ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
I've picked up multiples of each and every weed

but never have I picked space dust
#4982574 to #4982572 - anonmaverick (7 hours ago) [-]
makes me sad its my favorite color well it and the runic badge
User avatar #4982559 to #4982558 - taiwanjesus (7 hours ago) [-]
I think that's meant for me? aha
#4982604 to #4982559 - anonmaverick (7 hours ago) [-]
could i buy a angelic emo doll torso?
#4982565 to #4982559 - anonmaverick (7 hours ago) [-]
ill keep it for now i guess
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