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User avatar #5104199 - retrochris (14 hours ago) [-]
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Reply ONCE (if I read your name twice, you're excluded from this contest. replies to replies count aswell) to the comment in this spoiler in order to take part on the FJ Alien contest #3. www.funnyjunk.com/items/5104192#5104192 Every person which replied before the end of february is qualified to take part. Don't try to trick with alt accounts. Good luck (:
User avatar #5104498 - dende ONLINE (1 minute ago) [-]
Buying ornament gamblers

Anyone selling?
User avatar #5104482 - kanatana (1 hour ago) [-]
Need some advice guys. My biological father walked out on me and my mom after I was born and I've never met him and didn't even know his name until I was a teenager and never had anything to do with him.

All of a sudden he tries getting back into my life, messaging me on facebook. What the hell do I do?
User avatar #5104496 to #5104482 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (3 minutes ago) [-]
No excuse, however legitimate, will ever make what he did ok.

That being said, tell him to go fuck himself.
User avatar #5104494 to #5104482 - Sethorein ONLINE (8 minutes ago) [-]
healthy distance.
User avatar #5104490 to #5104482 - luluwho ONLINE (34 minutes ago) [-]
Hide your money and ID, do not sign anything or let him move in or borrow anything.
User avatar #5104488 to #5104482 - isharewaffles (37 minutes ago) [-]
Send him nudes then call the police for child porn.
User avatar #5104487 to #5104482 - therealfell (38 minutes ago) [-]
I'd hear him out, but make it very fucking clear that you don't trust him and are not going to forgive and forget.
unless you don't want him around. then straight up ignore him and let him see how bad it feels.
User avatar #5104483 to #5104482 - retardizard ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
show him how big your penis is
It's really up to you whether you want him in your life or not. You can ignore him or tell him
User avatar #5104489 to #5104483 - wethepixelisgod (35 minutes ago) [-]
omf pet cratessss
User avatar #5104491 to #5104489 - retardizard ONLINE (33 minutes ago) [-]
you don't know how bad i want to open them
User avatar #5104492 to #5104491 - wethepixelisgod (30 minutes ago) [-]
ill do it
User avatar #5104493 to #5104492 - retardizard ONLINE (11 minutes ago) [-]
but the i wouldn't get those rare pets
#5104481 - pyrain (1 hour ago) [-]
This is how it turned out and my total at the bottom. Little less than 300k rits and I have 1mil

Thanks so much to everyone.

I'll be back tomorrow. It's definitely time I go to bed lol
Have a great night!
User avatar #5104479 - camerel (1 hour ago) [-]
I acquired colored text from glorious Admin, but I don't seem to have an items tab on my profile to access it. Did i somehow turn off items or is this a bug?
User avatar #5104484 to #5104479 - nought (53 minutes ago) [-]
>colored text from admin
>2015

lol
User avatar #5104476 - archmagestudios (1 hour ago) [-]
SCRIBES CHESTS OR CHESTS
I JUST CANNOT CHOOSE
User avatar #5104478 to #5104476 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Should have picked the pony poop
User avatar #5104468 - archmagestudios (2 hours ago) [-]
god everyone just comes out from the shadows when the scribes come out
#5104475 to #5104468 - luluwho ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
From the shaddowssss, ohewww
User avatar #5104470 to #5104468 - pyrain (2 hours ago) [-]
that's because many like to just sit there and hold "I" and snipe the good stuff lol
they blipped across my screen for only a second XD
User avatar #5104460 - pyrain (2 hours ago) [-]
lionxroar is love <3
Thank you so much!
User avatar #5104473 to #5104460 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
gracias
#5104463 to #5104460 - lionxroar (2 hours ago) [-]
(In other words: no u)
You're very welcome, after all it's always a give and take, no?
#5104477 to #5104463 - luluwho ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Long time
User avatar #5104465 to #5104463 - pyrain (2 hours ago) [-]
awe...feels. <3
I agree. There needs to be more kindness around here! lol
User avatar #5104461 to #5104460 - dende ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Hey bby
User avatar #5104462 to #5104461 - pyrain (2 hours ago) [-]
Hi dende
might you have tokens I can buy?
User avatar #5104464 to #5104462 - dende ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
I just used the last few I had to get to 20k
User avatar #5104466 to #5104464 - pyrain (2 hours ago) [-]
it's ok :3

get anything good from the gamblers?
User avatar #5104467 to #5104466 - dende ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Only have 13 right now
Gonna save up to 50+
User avatar #5104469 to #5104467 - pyrain (2 hours ago) [-]
Ah, okie dokie
I'll keep an eye out for them.
User avatar #5104471 to #5104469 - dende ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Meanwhile I'll be playing DBX until I beat the game so I can make Dende
User avatar #5104472 to #5104471 - pyrain (2 hours ago) [-]
Nice
the hubby is playing it on his computer right now.
User avatar #5104454 - archmagestudios (3 hours ago) [-]
fuck
im collecting items again
someone help
User avatar #5104453 - archmagestudios (3 hours ago) [-]
the game
User avatar #5104451 - pyrain (3 hours ago) [-]
Buying Tokens <3

Going to do a cash in before bed tonight, been up little over 36 hours now lol!
Trying to make it a really good cash in >^.^<
#5104456 to #5104451 - pyrain (2 hours ago) [-]
board seems dead T^T
board seems dead T^T
User avatar #5104458 to #5104456 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
dead as road kill kitten
User avatar #5104459 to #5104458 - pyrain (2 hours ago) [-]
I guess so
I was trying to get a trade for 3k mystery tickets but they aren't replying :'(
I have a few brony shoes I could offer for a token trade?
User avatar #5104448 - ldottc (3 hours ago) [-]
tinychat.com/fjitems
Anyone want to join, get a convo going
User avatar #5104444 - bloodeyes (4 hours ago) [-]
anyone wanna chill while we collect?

tinychat.com/fjitems
#5104457 to #5104444 - dende ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
I got these
User avatar #5104442 - dende ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
Still buying ornament gamblers.

And selling a God Gem Ring.
User avatar #5104427 - Tygioh (5 hours ago) [-]
Buying:
-Pony Poop (x900)
-Strawberries (6k)
-Pet Crates
-Pet T.P.
-Potatoes
User avatar #5104441 to #5104427 - hibyeman ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
u got badges or wood? i got a lot of that stuff
User avatar #5104419 - bloodeyes (5 hours ago) [-]
so are we being raided by /w/eeaboo?
#5104421 to #5104419 - hongkongdingdong (5 hours ago) [-]
also
would bone 10/10
User avatar #5104423 to #5104421 - bloodeyes (5 hours ago) [-]
you still got an old ass pic of me?

how you been by the way?
#5104424 to #5104423 - hongkongdingdong (5 hours ago) [-]
ye. haven't bothered getting a new one.
ive been alright. swamped with work. yourself?
User avatar #5104426 to #5104424 - bloodeyes (5 hours ago) [-]
i am on tinychatdotcom/fjitems atm, hop on
#5104420 to #5104419 - hongkongdingdong (5 hours ago) [-]
cause half of the losers here are weeaboos?
#5104414 - hongkongdingdong (5 hours ago) [-]
this game still here
why
User avatar #5104415 to #5104414 - ldottc (5 hours ago) [-]
Because it is
#5104416 to #5104415 - hongkongdingdong (5 hours ago) [-]
ponies lol
#5104418 to #5104416 - ldottc (5 hours ago) [-]
Oh god.....you're right
#5104422 to #5104418 - hongkongdingdong (5 hours ago) [-]
k ye
whatever
User avatar #5104425 to #5104422 - ldottc (5 hours ago) [-]
Mate it was a joke, you'll find this is a great community, even if you don't like items you'll find some good people here
#5104428 to #5104425 - hongkongdingdong (5 hours ago) [-]
i have been on items since the beginning lol
it was a good community
but now it's like jorge multiplied and everyone here is a weirdo fuckbag
User avatar #5104452 to #5104428 - archmagestudios (3 hours ago) [-]
hong kong my dong up your fucking ass
User avatar #5104431 to #5104428 - ldottc (5 hours ago) [-]
I know you have, well i do now [spoiler] know your alt now [/spoiler], i was on since the beginning too and well though many of us disappeared i still think we're a good little community
#5104434 to #5104431 - hongkongdingdong (5 hours ago) [-]
who told you
User avatar #5104437 to #5104434 - ldottc (5 hours ago) [-]
that would be telling mate, but i get why you do it
#5104438 to #5104437 - hongkongdingdong (5 hours ago) [-]
shank me in the ass
but ok
User avatar #5104439 to #5104438 - ldottc (5 hours ago) [-]
yeah, ain't the same without you and the others around miss you lot haha
#5104440 to #5104439 - hongkongdingdong (5 hours ago) [-]
aha yeah. miss u 2 bb
lube me up
#5104443 to #5104440 - ldottc (4 hours ago) [-]
suprised you remember me actually
suprised you remember me actually
#5104413 - ldottc (5 hours ago) [-]
Goddamn do i love you dende &lt;3&lt;3
Goddamn do i love you dende <3<3
#5104409 - ldottc (5 hours ago) [-]
Anyone have a fab doll head to trade?
Anyone have a fab doll head to trade?
#5104385 - Benka (6 hours ago) [-]
Comment Picture
#5104391 to #5104385 - ldottc (6 hours ago) [-]
I'm all about the cute....
I'm all about the cute....
#5104429 to #5104391 - krizz (5 hours ago) [-]
dis is what kills items
#5104435 to #5104429 - ldottc (5 hours ago) [-]
Cute or ratings?
Cute or ratings?
User avatar #5104430 to #5104395 - Benka (5 hours ago) [-]
Watch Steins Gate already. You'll get loads of more Mayuri cutenes lol
User avatar #5104436 to #5104430 - ldottc (5 hours ago) [-]
hmm this did not come up on my notifications, i'll give it a watch tonight
User avatar #5104445 to #5104436 - Benka (4 hours ago) [-]
the first episodes are a bit slow so give it time
#5104398 to #5104395 - ldottc (6 hours ago) [-]
Saved &lt;3
Saved <3
#5104412 to #5104408 - ldottc (5 hours ago) [-]
Saving your pet too &lt;3
Saving your pet too <3
#5104371 - ldottc (7 hours ago) [-]
Hey guys
Hey guys
#5104382 to #5104371 - Benka (6 hours ago) [-]
sup boi
sup boi
#5104386 to #5104382 - ldottc (6 hours ago) [-]
Been to long mate    
You been good?
Been to long mate
You been good?
User avatar #5104387 to #5104386 - Benka (6 hours ago) [-]
pretty good, got into anime recently like a gaylord
User avatar #5104389 to #5104387 - ldottc (6 hours ago) [-]
Haha ahhh as long as you're not fanatical about it nothing gay there
watched anything good?
User avatar #5104390 to #5104389 - Benka (6 hours ago) [-]
FMA:B, Steins Gate, Guren Lagann and other "mainstream" stuff. Shit's awesome

Realized that 80% of anime fans are snobby assholes lol
User avatar #5104392 to #5104390 - ldottc (6 hours ago) [-]
yup really is, considering the amount i've watched i should really
start on steins gate just keep putting it off
oh and yep...it's why i don't really talk to people about it, opinions and all that shit
User avatar #5104394 to #5104392 - Benka (6 hours ago) [-]
I'm obviously still a noob,but it was fucking awesome. Absolutely loved it.
User avatar #5104396 to #5104394 - ldottc (6 hours ago) [-]
I'm still a noob tbh, most of what i watch is on reccomendation.
saying that if you get time i'd give tokyo ghoul a try was pleasantly suprised by it.
User avatar #5104432 to #5104396 - Benka (5 hours ago) [-]
You got a MAL account?
User avatar #5104381 to #5104371 - hibyeman ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
hi
User avatar #5104388 to #5104381 - ldottc (6 hours ago) [-]
Hey buddy you doing okay?
User avatar #5104399 to #5104388 - hibyeman ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
hi
User avatar #5104400 to #5104399 - ldottc (6 hours ago) [-]
psstt dude you already said hi......
User avatar #5104401 to #5104400 - hibyeman ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
..... HI
User avatar #5104402 to #5104401 - ldottc (6 hours ago) [-]
..... LOW
User avatar #5104403 to #5104402 - hibyeman ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
hi
#5104404 to #5104403 - ldottc (6 hours ago) [-]
crap i got it, you only say hi and bye....
User avatar #5104406 to #5104404 - hibyeman ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
i was just seeing how long u would go with responding lol
User avatar #5104407 to #5104406 - ldottc (5 hours ago) [-]
It could've have been awhile, i read your name as hibye man haha
User avatar #5104405 to #5104404 - hibyeman ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
hi
User avatar #5104372 to #5104371 - dende ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
Hey bby <3
User avatar #5104373 to #5104372 - ldottc (7 hours ago) [-]
It's been awhile bby <3
how's life?
User avatar #5104374 to #5104373 - dende ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
It's ehhh as usual
You?
User avatar #5104375 to #5104374 - ldottc (7 hours ago) [-]
Ahh damn sorry to hear :/
same really, i'm using my broke computer atm so everything's slow as fuck
and thanks i do love my fab stuff <3 i've got some stuff for you may take a while to send though i'll be back in a sec haha
User avatar #5104383 to #5104375 - dende ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
Thank you <3
User avatar #5104384 to #5104383 - ldottc (6 hours ago) [-]
You're welcome bby
thanks again
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