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User avatar #9 - collateraldamageco (08/10/2014) [-]
bro I just love the shape of your cock
User avatar #59 to #9 - advicedude (08/10/2014) [-]
thanks brah. 'preciate it. yours too no homo. I mean I just wanna suck it youknow, no homo
#86 to #9 - monkeyheadbsc (08/10/2014) [-]
*no homo
#30 to #9 - angelusprimus (08/10/2014) [-]
Thank you, I work out.
#45 to #9 - sabertoothmoose (08/10/2014) [-]
thanks, I walk him daily
#74 - Kairyuka (08/10/2014) [-]
"Damn girl you got nice arms"
#129 to #128 - Kairyuka (08/10/2014) [-]
Her arms are as big as her thighs
Her arms are as big as her thighs
User avatar #132 to #131 - brendantheferret (08/10/2014) [-]
If she gave you a handjob, she'd probably tear your member off
User avatar #75 to #74 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
But not as nice as the back of your head.
User avatar #76 to #75 - Kairyuka (08/10/2014) [-]
Well to be fair hair can be pretty pretty
User avatar #77 to #76 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
True
#25 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
hey you have a nice 'n' tight rectum
hey you have a nice 'n' tight rectum
#108 to #25 - John Cena (08/10/2014) [-]
#33 to #25 - skullball ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
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#36 to #34 - skullball ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
My body is ready!
My body is ready!
#95 to #36 - mcburd ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #11 - toosexyforyou (08/10/2014) [-]
Hey, Sarah! Nice crotch.
User avatar #107 to #11 - greendroid (08/10/2014) [-]
Thats a fine lookin cameltoe
User avatar #122 to #11 - akanbe ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
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#1 - jacksipian (08/09/2014) [-]
Compliment me and my buddy henry.
#60 to #1 - jimmietheteen ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Discount JonTron ding
User avatar #10 to #1 - nemecyst (08/10/2014) [-]
No.
User avatar #13 to #1 - helion (08/10/2014) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you totally look like someone who would star in a gay porn?
User avatar #16 to #13 - jacksipian (08/10/2014) [-]
Actually Freshman year the guys on the football team called me Caleb Young because my name is Caleb and there was a guy on the team who started doing gay porn under that name. So... technically, yes.
#20 to #1 - newall (08/10/2014) [-]
How long did you have to search grindr to find him?
User avatar #21 to #1 - gameshredder (08/10/2014) [-]
He looks like he's made a huge mistake taking this picture.

Probably cause he knew it would just end up on Funny Junk.
User avatar #8 to #1 - zerpderp (08/10/2014) [-]
why does he look like he's contemplating the meaning of his existence whilst wondering if that breakfast burrito from the morning has just made a great escape
User avatar #2 to #1 - shyriu (08/09/2014) [-]
A lovely gay couple
User avatar #3 to #2 - jacksipian (08/09/2014) [-]
I'm proposing on Friday.
#17 to #3 - demoraler (08/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4 to #3 - shyriu (08/09/2014) [-]
don't blame you look like a lumberjackt
#127 to #3 - johrny (08/10/2014) [-]
Who, the dude or an actual woman?
#89 - samoaspider (08/10/2014) [-]
In the shower room   
   
"Hey bro, nice dick! no homo"   
   
"yeah dude, I love your balls to bro, no homo"
In the shower room

"Hey bro, nice dick! no homo"

"yeah dude, I love your balls to bro, no homo"
#121 to #89 - John Cena (08/10/2014) [-]
Anything you compliment about another male's body in the shower will sound gay...
#57 - zaizer (08/10/2014) [-]
Excuse me brother! You´ve got a real nice lump down there
User avatar #90 to #57 - dehnoobshow (08/10/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #101 to #90 - morelazors (08/10/2014) [-]
Can I take a peek?
User avatar #102 to #101 - dehnoobshow (08/10/2014) [-]
What? No.
User avatar #103 to #102 - morelazors (08/10/2014) [-]
C'mon, just one peek.
User avatar #104 to #103 - dehnoobshow (08/10/2014) [-]
Aw, the skit was "Hey there brother. You got a real nice lump down there"
"SAY WHAAA"
"Said you got a real nice lump down there"
"Thank you"
"Can I take a peek?"
"What? No."
"Just a tiny look?"
"Ok. But just this once."
"I call next."
User avatar #105 to #104 - morelazors (08/10/2014) [-]
**** I ****** up. I haven't seen it in a while.
User avatar #15 - olmesy (08/10/2014) [-]
"The back of your head looks fantastic today"

is apparently a perfectly acceptable compliment to a stranger
User avatar #80 to #15 - thebaseballexpert (08/10/2014) [-]
or, you know... hair
#42 to #15 - John Cena (08/10/2014) [-]
Some women have hair there.
User avatar #18 to #15 - wersand (08/10/2014) [-]
Mad TV Can I Have Your Number
#83 - potatogrif (08/10/2014) [-]
"I'm loving the shape of your head, darlin"
#24 - kingderps (08/10/2014) [-]
Hey dude, wow, that's a massive bulge, bet your dick is huge, nice! BTW no homo.
#82 - keybladewarrior (08/10/2014) [-]
Hey, dude! Nice ass
Hey, dude! Nice ass
User avatar #58 - anarchyamongants (08/10/2014) [-]
"Sup Maria, your cunt looks fine toady!"
#39 - helenwheels (08/10/2014) [-]
Who just walks up to a stranger and complements a specific part of their body?
Check someone out? Fine.
Make small talk? Fine depending on time and place.
Walk up to random bitch "OMG u have beautiful eyes plz b my girlfren!" Not okay!
#66 to #39 - lolsrsslybro (08/10/2014) [-]
happens at the gym
#68 to #39 - incest (08/10/2014) [-]
It happens more than you think.   
   
I get dudes who do that all the time at bus stops - and they aren't even getting on the bus.
It happens more than you think.

I get dudes who do that all the time at bus stops - and they aren't even getting on the bus.
#43 to #39 - John Cena (08/10/2014) [-]
>Go to Target to do typical shopping
> Finished getting my **** , walk up to random cashier
>She seems bored so I start some small talk
>She smiles and laughs a little bit
>Tell her "you have nice eyes, they help show how pretty your smile is"
>Not a fancy compliment because I don't really care how she takes it, just a random encounter while I make both of us less bored
>She says thanks
>I leave without asking for her number because I don't want to date her
>She recognizes me next time I'm there and doesn't seem upset
>Go to other cashier's line because her line is too full
User avatar #44 to #43 - helenwheels (08/10/2014) [-]
If small talk is a precursor to it its fine.
User avatar #38 - therealtjthemedic (08/10/2014) [-]
"You have a nice...
abdomen."
User avatar #65 - chrisruler (08/10/2014) [-]
that's one sexy arm you have.
#32 - whatley ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Reminds me of a guy I used to know. He was a stereotypical neckbeard fedorafag, except with the catch of being skinny as **** and not having any facial or body hair. Also he was legitimately autistic in the non-internet way.

So he likes this girl for ages and finally plucks up the courage to talk to her. I'm listening at the side, and it doesn't go too badly. Suddenly there's a lull in the conversation and he just spurts out "Wow, you have even more facial hair than me!".
She walked off and they never spoke again.
User avatar #73 to #32 - badmonkey ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
10/10 would read again
#12 - John Cena (08/10/2014) [-]
Since when can you not compliment a girl's legs? Seriously?
User avatar #14 to #12 - olmesy (08/10/2014) [-]
Since she's a stranger and that would be pretty creepy
User avatar #7 - littleliz (08/10/2014) [-]
i was once told i have very nice skin. he went on in detail about why he thinks its nice. it was honestly the best compliment ive ever gotten.
User avatar #47 to #7 - sepheroth (08/10/2014) [-]
He wanted to try it on for himself.
User avatar #94 - RockyTheEvilRock (08/10/2014) [-]
Hey baby you got some good looking arms
#93 - auryn (08/10/2014) [-]
I've complimented girls on their asses and tits before, they liked it.

The key is not to be ugly.
User avatar #116 to #93 - lexxy (08/10/2014) [-]
Bang on!

I work in a club doing promotions and I always get people coming up to saying stuff like "aaaawweee sexy tits babe" and it makes me want to spew on their mothers. When I get guys coming up to me saying I have "nice boobs" it's completely different,. It al depends on your wording and how crude you are.
#135 to #116 - auryn (08/12/2014) [-]
I meant ugly as in physically unattractive.
User avatar #96 to #93 - flushfactor (08/10/2014) [-]
"strangers"
#97 to #96 - auryn (08/10/2014) [-]
"boobs"
User avatar #98 to #97 - flushfactor (08/10/2014) [-]
well said
#99 to #98 - auryn (08/10/2014) [-]
"said"
User avatar #100 to #99 - flushfactor (08/10/2014) [-]
ok wrote
" ************ "
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