it's a sexual toy. i bet they'd let it go then. mlt! t' metalli' ?, THE mm: hmmnn Ell?. And then I wonder why the you have such a stupid thing in your pockets. I might as well take a frostmourne replica through the airport security, "because i
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it's a sexual toy

i bet they'd let it go then

mlt! t' metalli' ?, THE mm: hmmnn Ell?
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#5 - anonymous (10/11/2013) [+] (18 replies)
And then I wonder why the **** you have such a stupid thing in your pockets.
I might as well take a frostmourne replica through the airport security, "because it's a metal decoration, not a deadly weapon".
#17 - MasterManiac (10/11/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Seriously people. Why? I understand you like Doctor Who, but why do you have a toy sonic screwdriver in your pocket when you're going through airport security? I like Star Wars, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna take a toy lightsaber on holiday with me.
Seriously people. Why? I understand you like Doctor Who, but why do you have a toy sonic screwdriver in your pocket when you're going through airport security? I like Star Wars, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna take a toy lightsaber on holiday with me.
#46 - anonymous (10/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This has got to be the most autistic thing I've ever ******* heard of, what's next, they not let your fedora through either?
#51 - majorjinx (10/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't get this whole Doctor Who thing. I tried watching it, and I wasn't impressed. This is also the saddest story I've ever heard. Did OP drown in the spaghetti he spewed from every orifice afterward?
I don't get this whole Doctor Who thing. I tried watching it, and I wasn't impressed. This is also the saddest story I've ever heard. Did OP drown in the spaghetti he spewed from every orifice afterward?
#1 - nospyonme (10/11/2013) [-]
But it could be a remote control for a bomb
User avatar #53 - thegrayfox ONLINE (10/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This will probably get owned by red thumbs but dude...

You do realize that most of the world doesn't give a **** about Doctor Who, right?
I watch a LOT of shows, and that one isn't one of them, so I had to look up "sonic screwdriver".

It's a **** show, I'm not surprised the dude didn't know.
User avatar #11 - komandantmirkoo (10/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"sir is that a remote for a bomb?"
-"well no, but in theory it could bring the plane down or shut down the whole countries power supply"
-"ah.. i see.. *into mic* SWARM! SWARM! SWARM!
#39 - include (10/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#28 - aesis (10/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I don't care much for fandoms, which is saying a lot considering this site is really getting more and more overrun by them, but jesus christ. Are people seriously carrying toys around like this? Especially at an airport?
This is as bad as bronies wearing overexaggerated merch in public.

Why?
#30 - DekuNut (10/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
THIS ACTUALLY 						*******					 HAPPENED TO ME.   
   
Ok so I was going home from a trip to see friend is Califronia, I bought some Doctor WHo things from Comic Con and I was at the airport.  I was doing the regular old thing and walked through the metal detector. I was clean. I was gathering my things and noticed my luggage wast coming.  I looked back and saw police surrounding the x ray machine for a good few minutes. OPEN my luggage and walked over to me. People looked horrified.   I was just laughing and explain to them it was a tool/item my fave character uses on his time travel adventures and how its a popular show from Britain.  They looked confused as 						****					. then some random chicks in line saw and SCREAMED "IT'S THE DOCTOR!!!" Backign me up. I ended up taking it home with me. That was close. They dont seel screwdirvers here.
THIS ACTUALLY ******* HAPPENED TO ME.

Ok so I was going home from a trip to see friend is Califronia, I bought some Doctor WHo things from Comic Con and I was at the airport. I was doing the regular old thing and walked through the metal detector. I was clean. I was gathering my things and noticed my luggage wast coming. I looked back and saw police surrounding the x ray machine for a good few minutes. OPEN my luggage and walked over to me. People looked horrified. I was just laughing and explain to them it was a tool/item my fave character uses on his time travel adventures and how its a popular show from Britain. They looked confused as **** . then some random chicks in line saw and SCREAMED "IT'S THE DOCTOR!!!" Backign me up. I ended up taking it home with me. That was close. They dont seel screwdirvers here.




#90 - confusedasian (10/12/2013) [-]
I hate obsessed fans in general.

They either think that they're unique and that no one else does/ watch what they do, or they think it's the best damn thing in the world and consider that it's a fact rather than an opinion.
#29 - anonymous (10/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
You don't need to fly with that **** ... that's just unnecessary. You can go a week or more without using it i'm sure. If not you have serious problems and need some help.
User avatar #40 to #38 - Darianvincent (10/11/2013) [-]
Look it up then anon, you're on the internet afterall. (Even if it is common knowledge.)
User avatar #16 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** (10/11/2013) [-]
why the devil would one have a toy sonic screwdriver in their pockets anyways?
#25 - anonymous (10/11/2013) [-]
Maybe you should consider growing up and not caring a toy around whenever you leave your mom's basement.
User avatar #83 - mutantpanda (10/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
And here I thought it was a dildo
#36 - capnwetnipples (10/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
id just say its a dildo
#60 to #49 - ridivey (10/11/2013) [-]
oh yea? well take this admin
oh yea? well take this admin
User avatar #9 - Loppytaffy (10/11/2013) [-]
I sorta could be...
User avatar #7 - unusualember (10/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
LOL I have literally wanted to go through airport security with an entire bag full of nothing but dildos, just to see the looks on their faces when they scan that **** .

And not just normal ones either. I'm talking the REALLY weird kind.
User avatar #10 to #7 - giveupnow (10/11/2013) [-]
Dragon dildos.
User avatar #6 - thejokermf (10/11/2013) [-]
I think the lightbulb kinda died.
#2 - eriko (10/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Never heard of one before

Though it looks familiar
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