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My friend was walking and found this Godzilla hay
in the Trash so he put a shirt an it and named him
John, Then took him out ta T. G. |. Fridays and then
dinner was an John,
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User avatar #3 - demandsgayversion (05/04/2014) [-]
John, those potato skins were for everyone.
User avatar #143 to #3 - propanex (05/05/2014) [-]
John, stop double dipping.

#12 - include (05/04/2014) [-]
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#28 to #12 - greatgranpapy ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
How the **** did King Kong beat Godzilla?
User avatar #40 to #28 - leonhardt (05/05/2014) [-]
It was King Kong's movie.
User avatar #136 to #28 - haganekitsune (05/05/2014) [-]
It was because that move wasn't originally a Godzilla movie. It was supposed to be "Frankenstein vs Kingkong" (i know right?) but they ran out of budget so they just used the Godzilla suit and rewrote the script a bit. Bonus fun fact: Frankenstein was supposed to have magnetic powers, so instead of writing that out for Godzilla they just left them in. And that's where he got his long forgotten magnetic powers ^_^ doubt they'll have them in the new movie though
#2 - doctordick (05/04/2014) [-]
What abomination of the human species would throw away a Godzilla toy?
What abomination of the human species would throw away a Godzilla toy?
#4 to #2 - moltendaniel (05/04/2014) [-]
I know right. I had that exact same toy as a kid but one day it just went missing....I miss it... **** it, imma find a new one and buy it.
#5 to #4 - splyt ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
i had the exact same toy as well, and it was one of my damn favorites. but better yet, i loved seeing my toddler cousins having a great time with it too, as i handed it down.
#32 to #2 - yuukoku (05/05/2014) [-]
It's probably covered in Anthrax. OP's friend doesn't have long to live.
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User avatar #78 to #2 - bioniccar (05/05/2014) [-]
a newlywed
#140 to #2 - stalini (05/05/2014) [-]
>Using human species instead of human race

Son, I'm proud
#46 to #2 - RedHulk (05/05/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** Thats the godzilla that was from the godzilla movie that came out in 2000, the one that sucked Hard
User avatar #53 to #46 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
the one that came out in 2000 took place in japan like the original movies
User avatar #51 to #46 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
it was 1998.
#57 to #51 - RedHulk (05/05/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** Am talking about when godzilla invaded new  york.
**RedHulk rolled image** Am talking about when godzilla invaded new york.
User avatar #59 to #57 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
yeah, that was the 1998 one. I remember because i was 4, and back when dad actually gave a **** about us, he took me to go see it.
#67 to #62 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
the duck, dude.
#89 to #67 - chrispybeef (05/05/2014) [-]
You had a great post! You should randomly comment that you have daddy issues and want attention more often!
#90 to #89 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
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#97 to #90 - chrispybeef (05/05/2014) [-]
HA! Just like your dad did with your opinions. Funny how that comes full circle.
HA! Just like your dad did with your opinions. Funny how that comes full circle.
#99 to #97 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
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#8 to #2 - nerdrage (05/04/2014) [-]
Maybe the Godzilla toy cheated on the last owners wife since he is so fly and all  yes i said fly
Maybe the Godzilla toy cheated on the last owners wife since he is so fly and all yes i said fly
User avatar #7 to #2 - perform (05/04/2014) [-]
The Japanese.
User avatar #14 to #2 - makotoitou (05/04/2014) [-]
It's not Godzilla, it's Zilla. Big difference.
#24 to #14 - cobraghost (05/05/2014) [-]
A godly difference.
User avatar #25 to #24 - makotoitou (05/05/2014) [-]
you know it
#26 - shenanidingus (05/05/2014) [-]
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#54 - leonhardt (05/05/2014) [-]
I would give my left nut for this rumored Godzilla 2014 x Pacific Rim Crossover to happen.
User avatar #137 to #54 - securityexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
Doesn't Pacific Rim pull its inspiration from the whole Japanese Kaiju thing, to which Godzilla belongs as well? Or is Kaiju just general term for "big ass monster"?
User avatar #152 to #137 - leonhardt (05/05/2014) [-]
#92 to #54 - Penn (05/05/2014) [-]
I thought Pacific Rim was awful.

Generic action movie trying to be funny. It was pretty corny and the acting wasn't that great.
User avatar #93 to #92 - leonhardt (05/05/2014) [-]
Are you the type of person who went to see this movie thinking it would be full of extensive characterization and a deep plot?
#122 to #93 - Penn (05/05/2014) [-]
I guess you got me there.

No, I wasn't thinking it would be deep, but half of the fights were the two people in the machines saying something like "okay, let's do this" or "bring out the sword" or something like that, however they're supposedly in thought with one another and able to work together through their minds instead of saying what they're going to do.

And the one scene that really did it for me was when the robot arm went through the building and tapped those metal ball things. Was that supposed to be funny?

It's a badass concept, but I just didn't think the delivery was good.
User avatar #107 to #93 - EdwardNigma (05/05/2014) [-]
I still haven't seen it.
God damn I need to step up my game.
User avatar #87 to #54 - icewizardftw (05/05/2014) [-]
That really needs to be a thing
#56 to #54 - leonhardt (05/05/2014) [-]
Mechagodzilla was the original Jeager, after all.
User avatar #64 to #56 - mechagodzilla ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
damn right son
#15 - doctorprofessornv (05/04/2014) [-]
I found one of these bad boys at a garage sale for 8 bucks. I must say it is easily one of the best purchases I ever made.   
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I found one of these bad boys at a garage sale for 8 bucks. I must say it is easily one of the best purchases I ever made.

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#29 - agentdoubleohio (05/05/2014) [-]
Godzilla always a gentleman
#23 - bobindun ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
MFW I had that toy when I was little and miss it.
MFW I had that toy when I was little and miss it.
User avatar #47 - matthewostien (05/05/2014) [-]
That's not Godzilla...that's just Zilla...
#50 to #47 - anon (05/05/2014) [-]
Oh my god we know. Stop being a faggot about it.
User avatar #52 to #50 - matthewostien (05/05/2014) [-]
...Okay... :'(
User avatar #60 to #52 - tenfatcats (05/05/2014) [-]
its ok, you're our faggot.
User avatar #20 - pawnman (05/05/2014) [-]
THAT TOY WAS AWESOME. Too bad his tail snapped and i lost the blue missile that shot out of his mouth.
User avatar #9 - puns (05/04/2014) [-]
Godzilla - Asia Trailer [HD]
User avatar #134 to #9 - jpthecursed (05/05/2014) [-]
God it looks so good I can't wait....
#16 - Funnyfagget (05/04/2014) [-]
American Gozilla
User avatar #82 to #16 - IGotThis (05/05/2014) [-]
Shut up. No one wants to hear your **** .
User avatar #21 to #16 - ohhh (05/05/2014) [-]
What's wrong with it?
User avatar #22 to #21 - zeldapronmaster (05/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #38 to #22 - leonhardt (05/05/2014) [-]
Oh. You're one of those people.
#44 to #38 - RedHulk (05/05/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** That movie was godawful
User avatar #142 to #44 - konamicode (05/05/2014) [-]
Still better than Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster..
User avatar #70 to #44 - theavatarspupil (05/05/2014) [-]
Excellent roll
#88 to #44 - solomonkane (05/05/2014) [-]
I thought it was great.
User avatar #151 to #44 - zeldapronmaster (05/05/2014) [-]
i read it in his voice
#129 - sirkanesixtytwo (05/05/2014) [-]
That could have been used as a sex toy for all he knows.
User avatar #108 - freespeech (05/05/2014) [-]
Thats Zilla, not Godzilla.
#128 to #108 - neelix (05/05/2014) [-]
I've seen a few people say this over the past week or so - whats the difference?
User avatar #132 to #128 - Blackdrama (05/05/2014) [-]
it's just because it's not the classic japanese godzilla but the american variant of the Movie "godzilla". Even when they called him in the american-movie "godzilla / godjira and also gondzilla" many hardcore fans tend to call him just "zilla" and don't see him as part of the official Godzilla-stuff I don't know.
User avatar #135 to #132 - fuzzyballs (05/05/2014) [-]
but most people aren't hardcore fans, so it's a godzilla
User avatar #175 to #128 - freespeech (05/05/2014) [-]
Blackdrama is correct, however, after that movie was released (it wasn't a Toho film, so technically its not godzilla) Toho released another movie, Godzilla 2000: Millennium, the characters in the film talk about reports of Godzilla in America, but they then shoot it down, saying that it wasn't him, and they just call him Zilla.

User avatar #30 - fukkentyranitar (05/05/2014) [-]
Just remembered Arby and the Cheif...
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User avatar #34 to #27 - Mecryte (05/05/2014) [-]
How do you pronounce it? With a hard "A" as in "Mary", or a soft "A" as in "Mart"?
#72 - fourtwentyyoloswag (05/05/2014) [-]
This content is ******* stupid. Godzilla doesn't even exist.
#138 to #72 - kirkbot (05/05/2014) [-]
you exist and are still ******* stupid. Your argument is invalid
#74 to #72 - anon (05/05/2014) [-]
Neither does my sex life, but everyone else seems to think it's hilarious regardless.
#77 to #72 - anon (05/05/2014) [-]
Thumb this guy up, he wants red
User avatar #79 to #77 - fourtwentyyoloswag (05/05/2014) [-]
Who knows, maybe im doing this for green thumbs. Reverse psychology works on children such as you faggots.
User avatar #130 to #79 - sirkanesixtytwo (05/05/2014) [-]
You're one honest ************ I'll give you that.
User avatar #133 to #130 - fourtwentyyoloswag (05/05/2014) [-]
Honesty is my forte.
#80 to #72 - notstill (05/05/2014) [-]
Well you aren't wrong.
#81 to #80 - fourtwentyyoloswag (05/05/2014) [-]
No **** . Im perfection incarnate.
#83 to #81 - notstill (05/05/2014) [-]
Honestly I just like your name
Honestly I just like your name
#84 to #83 - fourtwentyyoloswag (05/05/2014) [-]
As I said. Perfection. Incarnate.
#75 to #72 - Orc (05/05/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** You dropped your fedora.
User avatar #148 to #75 - propanex (05/05/2014) [-]
Dont tip too fast, might break your neck ;)
User avatar #13 - makotoitou (05/04/2014) [-]
>American Zilla
I would trash it too
User avatar #39 to #13 - leonhardt (05/05/2014) [-]
Just say "Zilla". We know what you're talking about.
User avatar #41 to #39 - makotoitou (05/05/2014) [-]
Yes, but not everybody is part of Godzilla master race fanbase.
User avatar #42 to #41 - leonhardt (05/05/2014) [-]
*Godzilla Fanbase Master Race

Did you hear Guillermo Del Toro wants to make a crossover with the new Godzilla and Pacific Rim?
User avatar #43 to #42 - makotoitou (05/05/2014) [-]
No but now I wanna know.
User avatar #48 to #43 - leonhardt (05/05/2014) [-]
Nothing is official, yet, but it would be so ******* rad.

I can see it now.
After the credits, Ford Brody is walking through some kind of military/science installation.
He enters a conference room, which is mostly dark. A man can be seen sitting at the other end of the table. A long window behind him. His face hidden.
"Welcome, Lieutenant." Says the man, with an English accent.
"You're wondering why I've brought you here." He says, standing up, his face now illuminated by the light from the window.
"My name is Stacker Pentecost." He gestures to the window. Brody goes over and looks out the window. "And I'd like to speak to you about the Jeager Program."
Cue Music as we pan down to see MechaGodzilla's head being built.
Pacific Rim Main Theme - Ramin Djawadi
User avatar #101 to #48 - moviexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
Stacker died though, Herc would be the new Marshal so it'd be him, not Stacker sadly.
User avatar #102 to #101 - leonhardt (05/05/2014) [-]
Godzilla takes place before Pacific Rim.
User avatar #103 to #102 - leonhardt (05/05/2014) [-]
*Would take place before Pacific Rim.
Also thanks for assuming I don't know my favorite movie, dick.
#104 to #103 - moviexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
lol calm down kid, I forgot that pacific rim takes place in the future.
#141 to #104 - maguswaffy (05/05/2014) [-]
"lol calm down kid"
User avatar #155 to #141 - moviexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
Generally when someone like him gets upset over nothing, yeah, they're a kid.
User avatar #105 to #104 - leonhardt (05/05/2014) [-]
Says the attention whoring explainfag.
>Forgets the simple fact that a movie about giant robots with laser cannons takes place in the future.

You're terrible at your job.
#106 to #105 - moviexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, you're obviously a kid because you get butthurt over a simple mistake. And still showing butthurt symptoms over nothing, is it past your bedtime or something?

Also, good job generalizing all movies that LOOK futuristic to take place in the future, moron.
User avatar #150 to #106 - alstorp (05/05/2014) [-]
Shut the **** up.
User avatar #164 to #150 - moviexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
Why, because I like to have fun while browsing the internet? According to your logic you should too.
User avatar #165 to #164 - alstorp (05/05/2014) [-]
You're bad at reading people then, if you think that is my logic.
User avatar #166 to #165 - moviexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
As are you for implying I have no hobby.
User avatar #167 to #166 - alstorp (05/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #170 to #167 - moviexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
Uh oh, I got you there.
User avatar #174 to #170 - alstorp (05/05/2014) [-]
Yes telling me what you think I'm implying sure le burned me hard.
User avatar #154 to #150 - moviexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
Getting a bit butthurt too, are you?
User avatar #156 to #154 - alstorp (05/05/2014) [-]
Yes I'm super mad over you acting like a complete retard.
User avatar #157 to #156 - moviexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
You're obviously mad if you feel the need to reply to me.
User avatar #159 to #157 - alstorp (05/05/2014) [-]
"You have to be mad to say someone is being a retard"

Oh yes absolutely
User avatar #160 to #159 - moviexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
And still you reply to me, shouldn't you be in school?
User avatar #161 to #160 - alstorp (05/05/2014) [-]
What, are you going to say that you were trolling all along now?

And what the **** is up with your addiction to calling people kids? Are you looking for acceptance, being a 12 year old in a age 18 limit website?
User avatar #162 to #161 - moviexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
Generally when someone acts like a child while trying to seem mature, getting called a kid makes them rage more which in turn has the chance to have some funny insults tried to be used to me.
User avatar #163 to #162 - alstorp (05/05/2014) [-]
You need to find some kind of hobby.
User avatar #109 to #106 - leonhardt (05/05/2014) [-]
Lol keep posting that image. It makes you less wrong.

>Movie takes place in the future with futuristic technologies

So you're terrible at your job, AND hilariously stupid.
Who let you do this, again?
#118 to #109 - ohemgeezus (05/05/2014) [-]
that last comment you made is at max replies.

So according to your idiot logic, you need to know someone in order to thumb them up? I thumbed him up because I agree with him in that you're just a butt hurt little boy who should seriously consider suicide.
User avatar #120 to #118 - leonhardt (05/05/2014) [-]
>should seriously consider suicide

Holy ******* **** you are the maddest person I have talked to all day.
I mean goddamn, to get that pissed off to tell someone to kill themselves.
You need help, dude.
#125 to #120 - ohemgeezus (05/05/2014) [-]
Do you know the definition of irony? If not you should really look it up because you just said the most idiotic, ironic thing I've seen all day.
User avatar #126 to #125 - leonhardt (05/05/2014) [-]
Sorry I insulted your boyfriend.
Though now I'm pretty sure you're just his alt account trying to pretend you're not him so you don't get in trouble with the other people on the movieexplain account for raging hard over being wrong and making them all look like furious ********* .
User avatar #119 to #118 - leonhardt (05/05/2014) [-]
Usually that means you've been raging long enough.
But gotta have that last word, right? That means you win!
User avatar #110 to #109 - moviexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
Thank you for confirming your idiocy, stay in school.
User avatar #111 to #110 - leonhardt (05/05/2014) [-]
Lol, whatever you have to tell yourself, faggot.
Go back to pretending to know about movies to whore thumbs and attention.
User avatar #112 to #111 - moviexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
lol, keep trying to be an edgy teen on the internet because obviously no one in the real world cares about you.
User avatar #113 to #112 - leonhardt (05/05/2014) [-]
So you know as much about other people's lives as you do about movies.
#114 to #113 - ohemgeezus (05/05/2014) [-]
your autism is showing, buddy.
User avatar #115 to #114 - leonhardt (05/05/2014) [-]
Adorable. He brought his fan club to protect him from his own stupidity.
User avatar #124 to #115 - adunsaveme (05/05/2014) [-]
all of you shut the **** up holy ****

You look like a group of drooling retards fighting over who has the biggest ******* face droop
User avatar #127 to #124 - leonhardt (05/05/2014) [-]
Mine is so droopy it gets Clint Eastwood's dick hard.
#116 to #115 - ohemgeezus (05/05/2014) [-]
dont even know him, just wanted to tell you to take off your fedora, makes you look like an autistic little retard
User avatar #117 to #116 - leonhardt (05/05/2014) [-]
Sure you don't. You only go and thumb up all his posts. And start replying to me in anger.
But whatever you gotta tell yourself.
User avatar #168 to #110 - mistymajr (05/05/2014) [-]
Please stop. This is just getting sadder and sadder.
User avatar #169 to #168 - moviexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
So is the amount of idiots like yourself that keep replying.
User avatar #171 to #169 - mistymajr (05/05/2014) [-]
lol keep at it champ
User avatar #172 to #171 - moviexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
Thanks bud, all sort of support is welcome
#149 to #104 - azumeow (05/05/2014) [-]
Wow, you're a huge faggot!
Wow, you're a huge faggot!
User avatar #153 to #149 - moviexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
Wow, you're 12.
#55 to #48 - makotoitou (05/05/2014) [-]
I was thinking more of an hour and a half of this, but hey that works too.
User avatar #131 to #55 - ugottanked (05/05/2014) [-]
That would be ******* awesome.
User avatar #58 to #55 - leonhardt (05/05/2014) [-]
No, no, that would be in the credits of the Godzilla movie.
Go all Marvel Comics movies on their ass.
User avatar #61 to #58 - makotoitou (05/05/2014) [-]
Oh ok, even though I hate how Marvel makes me sit in a small ass movie chair for five more minutes.

The only sad part is that pretty much no other kaiju could show up or else it just wouldn't make a whole lot of sense.
User avatar #65 to #61 - leonhardt (05/05/2014) [-]
I was working in a Movie Theater when Iron man 1 came out.
As an Usher.
Ushers can't start cleaning the theater for the next movie until all the people leave.
We usually started during the credits when people left.
Until Iron Man.
Now, for every goddamned movie, people had to stay after to see if there was anything after the credits. Every. ******* . Movie. The could show the ******* Notebook, and dumb assholes would still sit through the entire credits.
Even when we tell them that we only have a few minutes to clean and there's nothing after the credits because we've only been watching the credits of movies all day.
User avatar #68 to #65 - makotoitou (05/05/2014) [-]
Yeah my friends always stand around waiting when I just want to get out and stretch my legs. Short people don't understand tall people problems.
User avatar #66 to #65 - leonhardt (05/05/2014) [-]
*but an after credit scene announcing a Pacific Rim x Godzilla crossover would make me squeal like a 6 year old.
User avatar #86 - chrispybeef (05/05/2014) [-]
This is entirely stupid, and if not, it's borderline retarded. This is not funny. "So my friend," yeah, right. This guy has no friends. He found a toy in a trashcan, played dress up with it, and then talked with it in public. Why are you guys treating this as socially acceptable? Anyone who thumbed this up is a complete autistic loner with no friends.

And for you, OP. I award you no thumbs, and may God have mercy on your soul.
#121 to #86 - anon (05/05/2014) [-]
This is funnyjunk, you should know that by now...
User avatar #176 to #121 - chrispybeef (05/06/2014) [-]
I should. You're entirely right. I honestly just come to this site for funny reposts. Just sometimes I get so frustrated
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