invading Russia, tactical chart. . So you want to Mart a land war with Russia? Am you invading just after winter so you have plenty of time? 75% of Liar Yes Wha invading Russia tactical chart So you want to Mart a land war with Russia? Am just after winter so have plenty of time? 75% Liar Yes Wha
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - kingarther
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Guise, Maybe the Nazis started global warming as a way to combat the Russian winter and invade them again Maybe
#28 to #4 - anon id: 3ca0b6d6
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Global warming is a myth
User avatar #51 to #28 - cocoman
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YOU are a myth!
#82 to #28 - zenet
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#109 to #82 - justinitforthecorn
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Global warming is a myth.
#71 to #28 - anon id: 9fa28253
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you're a ******* anon you're a ******* myth than i am in this world so ****** **** you **** ****.

this is probably going to be downvoted to plz gibe me more vote

ATTENTION PLZ < ************
#32 to #4 - anon id: 0dfb258d
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but that's pretty retarded.
global warming isn't just causing a warmer climate it's also causing a more extreme climate, more snow.
#110 to #32 - anon id: 019aefa8
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Maybe they're trying to freeze the russians to death.
#27 to #4 - blablub
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Ssshht, don't tell them about our glorius final solution!
#11 - higitusfigitus
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I love my homeland.


Glupia kurwa.
#15 to #11 - anon id: 6670d612
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Obligatory french version
#18 to #15 - chiefbonebiter
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I find this one more amusing
#35 to #11 - jntcoolman
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#126 to #35 - anon id: 425fdbd5
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am I the only one that wants a polandball pet now?
User avatar #12 - vampireinarm
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on a scale of 1 to invade Russia in the winter, how bad is your idea?
User avatar #17 to #12 - xxfalconxx
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rejecting hitler from art school
#61 to #17 - moggycore
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#79 to #17 - thalfak
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This is the reason I return to this site everday
This is the reason I return to this site everday
#1 - GoldenBob
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I think you missed something.
I think you missed something.
#8 to #1 - noschool
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and Germany forced Russia to surrender in wwI
User avatar #16 to #8 - mikhailovych
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"Germany forced Russia to surrender"
Lol no, a political revolution within Russia took place as the Soviet bloc was put in power, this meant that the country couldn't fight a war while it was reshaping it's political geometry
#13 to #8 - finafal
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Russia dropped out in ww1 because they had a civil war a brewing, dumbass.
#14 to #13 - noschool
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one, Germany didn't just back off because Russia was having political problems and keep the status quo, they forced Russia to relinquish claims on western territory in the treaty they signed.
two, Russia won or at least received a great advantage in their wars because of their climate so political instability can be considered a cause of their inability to fend of Germany there for a reason they were forced to leave the war under unfavorable terms.
User avatar #25 to #14 - xxDanvelxx
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As your name suggest, you clearly did not go to school, or atleast didn't listen carefully.
User avatar #24 to #1 - xxDanvelxx
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Well Mongols invade a couple of seperate principalities of Kievan Rus, thats like saying the British invaded the US because they colonised the indians.
User avatar #3 to #1 - MaelRadec
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they genius... they kind of like rushed forward the russian cold war machine and as it was over they were screwed
#5 to #1 - guythatagrees
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It's like playing zerg v zerg.
#41 to #1 - anon id: e1442295
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Crash Course World History, I love that show
Crash Course World History, I love that show
#7 to #1 - slias
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The Poles pulled it off too.
User avatar #26 to #7 - xxDanvelxx
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The Polish thing is a little complicated, they snuck in during the tmes of troubles.

Russians got there revenge later anyway, by swallowing up most of Poland while Prussia ate the rest.
#10 - exclamation
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MFW attack on Russia in winter
#33 to #10 - lolchris
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*went
User avatar #113 to #33 - exclamation
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I didn't make it, so I don't care.
#114 to #113 - lolchris
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Posting it with such mistake is like accepting it's well written
User avatar #115 to #114 - exclamation
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While I wouldn't turn in an essay or a quarterly report without it being well written...

A ******* picture on the internet having one spelling mistake isn't the end of the world.
#116 to #115 - lolchris
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The standards of a Grammar Nazi are pretty high
User avatar #117 to #116 - exclamation
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But this is Soviet Union. Nazis are scum here...
#118 to #117 - lolchris
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Well, Spelling Spetsnaz standards aren't any lower
User avatar #120 to #118 - exclamation
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Okay.
You win.
#29 - learmy
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The most powerful army in the world is the USA, so russia is not a big deal.
#31 to #29 - anon id: fbf59c84
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*Cough* USA would get ********** by China. Dont even bother arguing
User avatar #42 to #31 - heartlessrobot
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They have more people, but their weapons, planes, tanks, etc, are complete ****. Barely past Korean War era.
User avatar #34 to #31 - mkgt
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Sure, they have more people, but we have better armaments. And more nukes. WAAAY more nukes.
#45 to #34 - jonathancirke
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nukes are no longer an answer, more like having the nicest car in high school, just puts you at the top of the social status.
any country_ most_ countries that have nukes dont use them for a reason (MAD or mutually assured destruction)
User avatar #49 to #45 - mkgt
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Of course, having more nukes means we could shoot theirs out of the sky with ours while we fire more at them.
User avatar #52 to #49 - jonathancirke
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fair enough, but its like crapping in the pool to get it for yourself, ruins it for you too.

unless you enjoy nuclear winter summers at -40c.

personally id love for a weapon that outstripes nukes to be developed.
and force fields...
and spiderman spiders....
spartan lasers....
but thats where i cross the line.
User avatar #58 to #52 - sketchE
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kinetic strikes. not sure if its already upbut im retty sure its in development
#76 to #58 - flarenight
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i think your talking about rail guns. a kinetic strike is a strike that uses kinetic force. and thats been around for a very long time.
User avatar #121 to #76 - sketchE
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by kineic strike i mean launching a giant rod from space. if youve read or played tom clancys endwar or played call of duty ghosts story its referenced in there.
User avatar #53 to #52 - mkgt
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Damn, and I hate normal winter!

Also, the thought of US Troops dropping into china in full Spiderman suits, firing Spartan Lasers ath the Chinese force fields sounds like a damn awesome war to me
User avatar #90 to #53 - jonathancirke
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we could build them you know...

and rail guns are badass. i got to toy with a small version but the generator is the size of my house
User avatar #98 to #90 - mkgt
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All we need to do is ask the Japanese to build a smaller, more efficient generator. Give it five or six months, and the USMC becomes the UNSC
User avatar #44 to #34 - alhemicar
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but russia has most nukes

not alot more than us, but more
User avatar #46 to #44 - mkgt
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Actually, we have nearly 20,000 more
User avatar #47 to #46 - alhemicar
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source
User avatar #50 to #47 - mkgt
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Besides, we're talking US vs China. And with the Russian Federation being an ally, that just means China is even MORE ******.
User avatar #48 to #47 - mkgt
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Wikipedia. We've built 70,000 since 1949, while Russia has only built 55,000. Although that's probably not the amount we or Russia actually have right now.
User avatar #56 to #48 - romagnum
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Most of it is destroyed though
User avatar #37 to #31 - kingrayne
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durr billion people > 300 million
Yes, they have a lot of people, but the US has lazur beemz.
#39 to #29 - shisno
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User avatar #102 to #29 - nigeltheoutlaw
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I mean, yeah, that's true, but our military sucks at winning wars in spite of its power. Not only that, but Russia still has a ******** of military ordnance and a very powerful military that would probably **** us up even if we did win.
#36 to #29 - herbolifee
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7/10 I lol'd
#38 to #29 - dontknowmeatall
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You fight against the taliban. That's like hitting a toddler with a pole and claiming that you're the best warrior in the playground. Let's see what you can do against Ivan Drago with a tiger.
#55 to #38 - jvcjvc
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There is a diffrence fighting against an army, and against people looking like civilians and hiding amongst them. Along with humanitatian rules to obey.
#80 to #55 - learnthisline
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"Humanitarian rules".
Do you really think that the USA complies with "Humanitarian rules"?
#124 to #80 - learnthisline
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Sure, because drones are a real compliance with humanitarian laws.
Why are you standing up for the Army, brother? They would kill you if they could get away with it. Just count your lucky stars that you're not an Arab.
#123 to #80 - jvcjvc
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Sigh, if they did not, why are they not just taking no responsibilities for civilian casualties? they do happen, but compare that with how the soviets tackled the situation...

What i said was that it was unfair to compare fighting against an army vs. an army of bad civilians when taking into count they cant just kill every one they see.

And yes, they do comply with more humanitarian rules than they disobey...
#57 to #55 - thegrandexemplar
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"Humanitatian Rules" Son, I think you were talking about Humanitarian rules. There is no such thing as Humanitation rules; even the US would have trouble breaking them
#59 to #57 - jvcjvc
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typo, sorry mate... thanks for staying on topic
#65 to #29 - zapperxxx
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This aint bait, its just some idiot who doesnt know OP is talking about WWII
#62 to #29 - adhdtookmyaccount
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Pretty sure if the world went to war, Canada would come out on top.
I mean have you seen the size of their attack beavers?
#30 to #29 - fizzor
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You're gonna have to try harder than that.
#40 - kirkbot
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you want to invade Switzerland?
Your airplanes will be shot down by AA guns hidden in the mountains, camouflaged as cabins
Your tanks will not be able to drive anywhere, because every large bridge in Switzerland is ridged with explosives and can be detonated anytime
The mountains are like Swiss cheese, there's bunkers and artillery everywhere
There's rifles and bunker rooms in every home and men are required to test their shooting skills once a year
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User avatar #104 to #99 - kirkbot
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we're so small, you wouldn't even hit us
Germany, Italy and France would be pissed, because it would affect them as well
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#112 to #105 - kirkbot
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you'd hit Sweden instead
#63 to #40 - anon id: 336eb681
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That's great son, but nobody gives a damn f*ck about Switzerland. You're a nation of bankers, you're more worthy independent than a part of a real country. You've figured your way out of every war in recent History by (1) selling mercenaries and (2) accepting to store the money from everyone, yes I'm looking at your Nazi gold.

You're a true neutral, which means you stand up for nothing and nobody cares about you anymore.
#66 to #63 - kirkbot
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Nazi gold? What Nazi gold?
#107 to #40 - safebot
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Now that's what i call paranoia
Now that's what i call paranoia
User avatar #78 to #40 - serotonin
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If hitler had won in Russia Switzerland would be next. He hated Switzerland with burning passion. Invasion was on the table but his advisors talked him out of it. They so it as huge hustle over limited gain.
User avatar #68 to #40 - thenewgizmobox
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what kind of Swiss cheese have you been eating?
#43 to #40 - icefried
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I would do as Gandhi would have.
nuke the **** out of it
#54 to #43 - stadic
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#19 - stenchschleifs
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Here, have some sovjet propaganda.
User avatar #21 to #19 - wotanpiky
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what it says?
User avatar #22 to #21 - stenchschleifs
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"Sweeping the worlds scums away"
User avatar #23 to #21 - xxDanvelxx
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comrade Lenin sweeping away all injustice
#60 - zezenzerg
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#84 - squeejee
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I think The US could If we could actually mass produce something.
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#88 to #86 - squeejee
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but i have pike proof armor
User avatar #89 to #88 - markertemp
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Doesn't really matter, a Russian stabs you with a pike.
#101 to #84 - dountcountthesheep
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I love Murica as much as the next man but give Russia some credit, they live in that frozen tundra. Any troops are gonna suffer like hell. Short of bombing them (which would be really dumb anyway) nobody is taking Russia during the winter in a land war. Not soon anyway
I love Murica as much as the next man but give Russia some credit, they live in that frozen tundra. Any troops are gonna suffer like hell. Short of bombing them (which would be really dumb anyway) nobody is taking Russia during the winter in a land war. Not soon anyway
User avatar #97 to #84 - durkadurka
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I'm thinking drones. Lots and lots of drones.
User avatar #87 to #84 - markertemp
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Doesn't really matter, a Russian stabs you with a pike.