internet husband. repost. . . . . . What the did you just say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Artic Seals, and dont read the description
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internet husband. repost. . . . . . What the did you just say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Artic Seals, and

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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Artic Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on a fish colony, and I have over 300 confirmed catches. I am trained in sealion warfare and I’m the top fisher in the entire Seal colony. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Fishernet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of seals across the Artic and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the wave, guppy. The wave that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fish you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare flipper. Not only am I extensively trained in unflippered combat, but I have access to the entire seal of the Artic Seal Colony and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the ice lands, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fish all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

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#3 - severepwner (04/06/2014) [-]
pics or it didn't happen
#1 - waterjug (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>derpina

what is this 2011
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