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Admin wanted some good reposts, I thought this was funny... well... I blew air out of my nose

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User avatar #9 - derpsenderp (05/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
ugly tumblr whores trying to be "SO RANDUM XD"
#1 - meatboy (05/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
What if the likes is between -49 and 83?
User avatar #12 - cheeziswin (05/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
My personal favorites.
(817): Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not a coincidence.
(407): Blood and glitter go together, right?
(440): I'm partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
(215): Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
(757): It's a big world... Someone has to **** it.
(905): I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "Will it Burn"
(225): Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
(733): I'm watching Russian dudes pole dance. For research.
(440): The ticket said "found nude in a tree."
(705): He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
(734): Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on.
(918): That episode of Cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
and last but not least
(407): I just kept saying he was red and I was blue and we couldn't become purple. I started crying at one point.
#5 - guu (05/15/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Why exactly 84 green thumbs?
What happens?
User avatar #21 - supertanto (05/15/2014) [-]
i liked it until the post stops and you gave me cancer
#22 - AreyouSerious (05/15/2014) [-]
He just so many people.
And they're gunna get ya!
#6 - xanderpetty (05/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Recently found this: You need to login to view this link
Pretty related
#15 - nighthawxx (05/15/2014) [-]
the homeless guy was probably staring at him the whole time
the homeless guy was probably staring at him the whole time
User avatar #33 - ntobarrev (05/15/2014) [-]
These are faker than my stepmothers breasts.


And they're pretty darn fake.
#32 - jackpott ONLINE (05/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
850 area code mentioned, swell with pride
Anyone else on here?
#39 to #32 - milehighpride (05/15/2014) [-]
Pensacola master race
Pensacola master race
User avatar #11 - thisiskevinhanian ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
(208) area code mentioned, swell with shame
#42 - mastercolossus (05/15/2014) [-]
**mastercolossus rolled image**   
great. now im gonna have the visual of wiping your ass with bread stuck in my head the rest of my life.
**mastercolossus rolled image**
great. now im gonna have the visual of wiping your ass with bread stuck in my head the rest of my life.
#44 - xcoreyx (05/15/2014) [-]
Man I remember this website
#41 - fourchinsbrah (05/15/2014) [-]
818 calimasterrace!
User avatar #37 - taintedangel (05/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That first guy is a hero.
#36 - willwyn (05/15/2014) [-]
928 MATER RACE WHERE ARE YOU??
User avatar #35 - Dropkicksxxx (05/15/2014) [-]
814...That's my area code!
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