imma beat that pussy up. The cat's name is Dex-Starr. It's a cat who has a red lantern ring because it's owner was killed and it was kicked out of it's home bec separate by commas eg Cars crashes
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imma beat that pussy up

The cat's name is Dex-Starr. It's a cat who has a red lantern ring because it's owner was killed and it was kicked out of it's home because the police officers thought it was going to **** up the evidence. After it was kicked out, a couple of guys who were up no good decided to put the cat in a bag and throw it in a river. It was there that a ring noticed it's raged and the cat ****** some **** up. The cat's cool as **** .

Imagine how Robert Downey Jr feels going places. He might go to a store for some jelly or jam, confused on which to get and somebody might notice who he is and say "oh ma gawd". Robert will assume they know his name and say something along the line as "yeah it's me, r-" and the fan cuts him off saying "IT'S IRON MAN!" He'll probably stop doing anything and go home, think about it and cry a little bit knowing that a lot of people know him as iron man. A few hours might pass and he's in his closet, crying a little bit as he picks out an outfit. His wife is dressed up as pepper (wig and makeup for freckles) and tells him to step out. Robert steps out with an iron man suit that you would buy from a store and says "I'm tired of this, I just want to go to sleep" as he does, his wife instructs him to press a button on the mask. He does so tenderly as the mask says "I AM IRON MAN" and you could hear tony robert cry a little bit under the mask. After a while, robert would be tired of being called iron man or tony stark. "It's only a movie, people'll know who I am" he keeps telling himself. They don't and he falls into a depression. One night he's driving down a road and *BAM* he gets hit by a truck. He's in heaven and the guy at the counter looks up to see robert. He assumes the man at the counter knows who he is and the man says "OH MA GAWD IT'S THE GUY FROM KISS KISS BANG BANG!" Robert only reacts with a sigh and says under his breath "at least it's not iron man".

I' JUST
PUNCHED
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User avatar #1 - mitchr (11/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That description...
#2 to #1 - gloriouschad (11/11/2013) [-]
Spent a good 10 minutes on it.
Spent a good 10 minutes on it.
#16 - dubator (11/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Dex-starr is best
#6 - vandettamask (11/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Next up.
Next up.
#25 - yetiyitties (11/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#15 - thechosentroll (11/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Impressive, but let's see how you fare against Hit-monkey - the worlds' greatest monkey hitman.
User avatar #5 - YourLordAndMaster (11/11/2013) [-]
But Robert loves being Iron Man
User avatar #9 - jackabobbath (11/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
one of the most deadly red lanterns believe it or not
User avatar #14 - SlowpokeForever (11/11/2013) [-]
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is a terrific movie.
User avatar #13 - allennis (11/11/2013) [-]
Did anyone else start reading the description in sing-song with the Fresh Prince of Bel-air
halfway through?
User avatar #4 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Holy **** breh, that description was as good as the content.
User avatar #22 - perishing (11/12/2013) [-]
******* cat pukes acid bro.
#19 - keybladewarrior (11/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But Tony Starks Robert Downey Jr. can't die. He's a main character.
But Tony Starks Robert Downey Jr. can't die. He's a main character.
User avatar #26 - xortrox (11/12/2013) [-]
Did lightbulb just?
User avatar #17 - MrZoom (11/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was a great movie!

"You know what is in the dictionary next to the word IDIOT?"
"A picture of me?...."
"NO! The definition of the word IDIOT, which you are!"
User avatar #11 - neverborn (11/11/2013) [-]
a stormwatch post?
I thought I'd never see the day
#7 - assistantpigkeeper (11/11/2013) [-]
did beast"s worst fears come true?
#30 - porksammich (11/12/2013) [-]
That cat kinda reminds me of Chronos from Golden Axe 3
User avatar #29 - adolphhipster (11/12/2013) [-]
I want that cat.
I think it would make a great story if a young White Lantern who believed his life purpose was to help others and stop evil, and he found the cat, and tried to help it.
 
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