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did you enjoy the thumbs from this thread?
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honestly i didn't either. looks like it worked out great for the both of us!
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It's NIV version so it's already proven to have been changed or translated differently
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Sorry D: here, have more NIV quotes:
"And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the Lord met him, and sought to kill him. Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, “Surely a bloody husband art thou to me"
"No man whose testicles have been crushed or whose organ has been cut off may become a member of the Assembly of God"
"Whoever utters the name of the Lord must be put to death. The whole community must stone him, whether alien or native. If he utters the name, he must be put to death"
"Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you bald head! Go up, you bald head!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the Lord. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths."
"When two men are fighting and the wife of one of them intervenes to drag her husband clear of his opponent, if she puts out her hand and catches hold of the man by his privates, you must cut off her hand and show her no mercy."
"You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them."
"Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother’s wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD; so He took his life also."
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Watch this video, Reapermaster
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What's with you and that hardcore Yaoi pic.
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Yeah, try **** instead.
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F-forbidden!?!?!
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Says right here, Http Error 403.
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Yep, Forbidden
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wh...what?
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Yes, because the bible is as real as Journey into Mystery #83
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You'll cut yourself in all those edges.
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It's real *******.
www.cracked.com/article_16546_the-6-raunchiest-most-depraved-sex-acts-from-bible.html
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Yea unfortunately the bible is real.
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Did you "just look go the bible"
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stickied because i like that picture <3
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goddamnit that face
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you cheaky little bastard
that was actually a little funny
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Holy **** man, how many ******* thumbs did you get?
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requesting :vegeta: emote
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