im an FJ-ist. . T, he land of Egypt. it what! after Te,,'.": as large as Erase cf '. and Eyck mama .%'IT? ' was as shag as mat TI Ezekiel 13: MEMEBASE. >implying its a bad quote
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T, he land of Egypt. it what! after Te,,'.": as large as Erase
cf '. and Eyck mama .%'IT? ' was as shag as mat TI
Ezekiel 13:
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#1 - reapermaster has deleted their comment [+] (52 replies)
stickied by brokenhalf
#25 - dehumanizer (01/09/2014) [-]
>implying its a bad quote
#36 - tiddycats (01/09/2014) [-]
I don't know that sounds like a 						*******					 great quote to me.
I don't know that sounds like a ******* great quote to me.
User avatar #24 - uberderpyhooves (01/09/2014) [+] (13 replies)
I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.

1 Timothy 2:12
#56 - DrollHumor ONLINE (01/09/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Telling my religious mother to read the passage, and then listening to her read it out loud while the confusion rose  in her voice was one of the best days ever.
Telling my religious mother to read the passage, and then listening to her read it out loud while the confusion rose in her voice was one of the best days ever.
#34 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (01/09/2014) [-]
>2 seconds ago   
   
I bet he deleted it straight after posting
>2 seconds ago

I bet he deleted it straight after posting
#52 - groovierpoet (01/09/2014) [-]
<-- best quote ever.
#121 - depedrows (01/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
2 Kings 2:23-24
"Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths."
#202 - kaywillwo (01/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I was raised a Christian and I'm not gonna lie, I used to read this passage to make my peepee feel funny
#158 - yuukoku (01/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Sounds like something I'd find in a weird hentai doujin or something...
#54 - disruptard (01/09/2014) [-]
Isaiah 34:7

"And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness."


Look it up, this **** is real.
User avatar #113 - extooso (01/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.

Ezekiel 25:17
#59 - rocksteady (01/09/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Funnyjunk - A place where you can take material out of context, and only focus on the uneducated, as long as it is pro-atheist.
User avatar #89 to #59 - kanadetenshi (01/09/2014) [-]
What the hell is the context of that supposed to be.
User avatar #22 - I Am Monkey (01/09/2014) [-]
Honestly, at this point I think even "FJ-ist" sounds better than "Funnyjunkie".
#107 - nyawgga (01/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Is there a rule 34 on this quote anywhere?
User avatar #80 - iamtheceej (01/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
50 Shades of Christ.
#23 - doktorpaj (01/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
#30 to #23 - docvolto (01/09/2014) [-]
&quot;and on my axe&quot;
"and on my axe"
#5 - married (01/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
An FJ-ist, god help you
User avatar #7 to #5 - brokenhalf (01/09/2014) [-]
you mean admin help me, right?
User avatar #127 - Nullifier (01/09/2014) [-]
Well, it is in a good context.

www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel+23

Ezekiel is describing the way the Lord spoke to him of two sisters who were basically megasluts and how they were punished.
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