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croc ohbaby:
Do you think every president goes through awn-. rard first few weeks in
notice when they' re not sure men' s the right time to ask if aliens are real or
not?
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#1 - aizeinstein (08/01/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Implying Mexicans are real.
#21 - stalini (08/01/2014) [+] (63 replies)
I don't think presidents are retarded enough to believe in aliens.
Only lonely neckbeards believe in them
User avatar #23 to #21 - jokexplain ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
statistically speaking, it's retarded not to believe in aliens
User avatar #33 - demandsgayversion (08/01/2014) [-]
"So about that secret book in National Treasure...."
User avatar #22 - jokexplain ONLINE (08/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
in more realistic terms, they may be hesitant to ask questions like

who shot Kennedy?

9/11 was an inside job... right?
User avatar #15 - leonhardt (08/01/2014) [-]
That would be like the first thing I ask.

"And this is your secretary of defense"
"Hey, how ya doin, are aliens real?"
#40 - bocatadesesos (08/01/2014) [+] (7 replies)
#6 - anonymous (08/01/2014) [+] (27 replies)
Not only do I think that there is life on other planets, I think that these intelligent species know of us and even FIGHT over us.

Just think about it for a second: The Earth is a planet created from a Supernova remnant, meaning that it contains high amounts of elements heavier than iron such as gold, silver, and other precious metals that are both rare and very valuable for scientific purposes. (So on one hand we are a mining interest)
On the other hand, we are a planet within the goldilock's zone around our star, so there are high amounts of liquid water, which is a highly reactive substance both needed for life and many scientific reactions. (Providing interests in chemistry, and again, mining)
And then to top it off, complex, intelligent life is thriving on it's surface, with a high chance of eventually reaching out to contact them. (Providing interest in ecology, biology, engineering, any environmentalist alien, and even politics)
#8 to #6 - thismustbeseen (08/01/2014) [-]
> The Earth is a planet created from a Supernova remnant, meaning that it contains high amounts of elements heavier than iron such as gold, silver, and other precious metals that are both rare and very valuable for scientific purposes.

You could say that about a lot of planets.
#18 - charak (08/01/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Honestly, I don't think the american government could hide such a big thing, they can't even make a healthcare website.  After all the fuzzy UFO photos I've seen, I really don't think its aliens. Its probably prototypes of aircraft that we haven't seen yet.
Honestly, I don't think the american government could hide such a big thing, they can't even make a healthcare website. After all the fuzzy UFO photos I've seen, I really don't think its aliens. Its probably prototypes of aircraft that we haven't seen yet.
#82 - negan (08/01/2014) [-]
-1
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#112 to #108 - MysticTomatoe (08/01/2014) [-]
y u do dis
#59 - dwarfman (08/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
There are no aliens, Jesus took care of them years ago.
#54 - anonymous (08/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Anyone rich or connected enough to run for president already knows the answer to that question. Also Hitler with an alien. You're welcome.
#63 to #54 - archael (08/01/2014) [-]
Omg so real.
User avatar #28 - itrooztrooperdown (08/01/2014) [-]
I think even to be allowed to be a real candidate for president (meaning that you can actually become persident) you already have to know all that. I bet it works that way.
#103 - thelastelephant ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
How can aliens be real if they keep taking our jobs?

Busted.
User avatar #16 - danzaiver (08/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #41 to #16 - alkerstay (08/01/2014) [-]
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#158 - josieabby (08/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #102 - pepemex (08/01/2014) [-]
I remember Obama looking like he had just heard some awful truths at a press conference shortly after the 2008 election.
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