if you dont agree with me you are wrong. . fun fast allthat Author Ian Schwan helped his sen write his A level English exam about one of his own novels, Endurin Teacher Scumbag why scum funny nice
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Author Ian Schwan helped his sen write his
A level English exam about one of his own
novels, Enduring Love, The teacher
disagreed with his interpretation.
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Submitted: 04/21/2014
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#2 - privatepanda ONLINE (04/21/2014) [+] (30 replies)
ah yes, because we all interpret things the exact same way. it doens't matter if the other helped write it, the teacher interpreted it differently, or wrong if you prefer.
#3 to #2 - bigmanblue ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
the author wrote what his own novel was about and the teacher marked that wrong believeing her own interpretation of the novel was correct and that the authors own meaning was wrong despite being him being the one who wrote it and decided what it should be about/mean
#4 - theannoyingFJguy (04/21/2014) [+] (41 replies)
Once again I'm reminded of the kid who got the top english score at our school without reading the book
User avatar #6 - thechosentroll (04/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"What do you think this means?

Wrong answer."

Bitch, it's called an opinion.
#17 - zeedeveel (04/21/2014) [+] (6 replies)
My senior year we were made to write a paper on the origins of Easter and what they meant to us. I'm an atheist, I know, hurrdurr fedora but I was unbiased. I included Eostre, Ishtar, the spring solstice and yes, even Jesus. i went into great detail about it's origins as a celebration of fertility and described how the egg and bunny were symbolic and I got the paper back that said, "Wrong answer, there was no holiday there before Jesus came back" and got a 0 on it despite having cited my sources. I'm looking for the news article now but basically she went from teaching AP English at Vista Ridge high School in Leander, TX which is a nice high school to teaching this hood little school where they had to have several cops on duty and a metal detector at every entrance because of me.

That's what she gets for being a self-righteous cunt.
#7 - biscuitsunited (04/21/2014) [+] (9 replies)
User avatar #36 - misterblack (04/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Reminds me of a thing I read once where Ray Bradbury allegedly visited a class to talk about Fahrenheit 451 and they told him he was wrong about the underlying theme of his own book.
#21 - crazyolitis (04/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Whenever I read the book, I get maybe a 5.5 for a book report, but if I just copy it form internet with different words, I get like 7's. Stuff's ******** .
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#43 - licestr (04/21/2014) [+] (14 replies)
I once asked my aunt for help in an asignment for my spanish class, we are native spanish speakers mind you and after working on it for hours we finally got it right, when i turned it in a god a 2/10, and my aunt is a renouned spanish teacher with many commemorations for exelency in spanish by the state.

Mfw
#1 - manbearpiglet (04/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#133 - gibroner (04/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I once had a teacher who used to make me rewrite almost every one of the numerous papers for that class because as she put "I know you can do better than this". So each time I asked her what grade I would've gotten she would consistently tell me a high C. so I would get pissed, because English has never been a very strong subject for me and a high C is good for me, and I would tell her "that's fine just give me that grade". She would not 						*******					 do it though so one time I told I just wasn't going to do it and she told me If I didn't she'd just give me a zero. So each time I'd just reword a few passages and add a couple of redundant filler sentences to each paragraph to make it longer, and turn it back in and she'd give me an A or a high B each time. It's like she just liked wasting both mine and her time.
I once had a teacher who used to make me rewrite almost every one of the numerous papers for that class because as she put "I know you can do better than this". So each time I asked her what grade I would've gotten she would consistently tell me a high C. so I would get pissed, because English has never been a very strong subject for me and a high C is good for me, and I would tell her "that's fine just give me that grade". She would not ******* do it though so one time I told I just wasn't going to do it and she told me If I didn't she'd just give me a zero. So each time I'd just reword a few passages and add a couple of redundant filler sentences to each paragraph to make it longer, and turn it back in and she'd give me an A or a high B each time. It's like she just liked wasting both mine and her time.
#131 - doctorprofessornv ONLINE (04/21/2014) [+] (6 replies)
When I was in high school I knew plenty of people who claimed they got poor marks because the teacher was stupid/tyrannical/just hated their guts for no reason.
99% of the time they were the kids who misbehaved in class and generally were rude to the teachers.
I'm not saying there isn't such a thing as a bad teacher, there definitely are plenty of bad teachers. I'm just pointing out that sometimes students blame teachers for their own inadequacies.

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#193 - incest ONLINE (04/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I once had this english teacher who tried to mark me 0 on a previous assignment because she claimed it wasn't handed in.   
   
She went on and on in front of the entire class trying to embarrass me by calling me lazy and that I had an attitude problem, etc and everyone would just stare at me.   
So, I reminded her that that particular assignment was due when I was in the hospital with my mom because she was having surgery because of breast cancer, and that she marked me on the assignment on the damn page itself.    
   
She just shut up right there, and said we'd discuss my "attitude problem" after class.   
   
MFW I dropped that assignment in front of her with her initials signed off on it.   
   
   
Also, who the 						****					 continues to belittle a student in front of everyone when they just remind you that their parent was having their cancer removed?
I once had this english teacher who tried to mark me 0 on a previous assignment because she claimed it wasn't handed in.

She went on and on in front of the entire class trying to embarrass me by calling me lazy and that I had an attitude problem, etc and everyone would just stare at me.
So, I reminded her that that particular assignment was due when I was in the hospital with my mom because she was having surgery because of breast cancer, and that she marked me on the assignment on the damn page itself.

She just shut up right there, and said we'd discuss my "attitude problem" after class.

MFW I dropped that assignment in front of her with her initials signed off on it.


Also, who the **** continues to belittle a student in front of everyone when they just remind you that their parent was having their cancer removed?
#172 - mantou (04/22/2014) [-]
I remember how we had to invent our own poem in 11th grade. Everyone was stacking generic 						****					 from poems the teacher analyzed with us earlier. Joke with my buddy of how teacher is over-analyzing the 						****					 out of simple texts.    
Teacher makes his round and is slowly approaching our lazy asses.   
						***************************					.exe,    
pull 3 random artsy sentences out of my ass.     
   
Teacher is struck in awe as he reads it. Poem gets analyzed in class.          
   
teh edn.
I remember how we had to invent our own poem in 11th grade. Everyone was stacking generic **** from poems the teacher analyzed with us earlier. Joke with my buddy of how teacher is over-analyzing the **** out of simple texts.
Teacher makes his round and is slowly approaching our lazy asses.
*************************** .exe,
pull 3 random artsy sentences out of my ass.

Teacher is struck in awe as he reads it. Poem gets analyzed in class.

teh edn.



#42 - xgreenmaidenx (04/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Remind me something that happend once a few years ago in school.
We were about to write about a book we have read. We had to write what the message of this book was. Was it " what's the meaning of life" "who controls my live" and stuff like that. And we had absolutly no idea, nobody had any idea.

Then we invites the author himself to talk about the book. And we asked him( after he was done talking ) what the meaning behind the book was.
And he said THERE IS NONE
And our teacher was there. She heard what she said.
But we still had to write it.....
User avatar #38 - deadpoet (04/21/2014) [-]
I had to read 7 books over the summer break for my senior year AP English Literature & Composition Class, which the principal of the school teaches. I didn't read any of the books and got a 107 on the test. English classes are a joke when it comes to opinionated papers, you just have to tell them what they want to hear.
#51 - anonymous (04/21/2014) [+] (8 replies)
mustn't have been that good a writer then
#68 to #51 - Daeiros (04/21/2014) [-]
no anon, it's because english teachers learn crazy 						****					 about interpreting books   
   
one of my college professors actually told us that any time an author mentions a staircase, they are actually talking about sex   
   
this interpretation means that harry potter was a playa, hookin up with every bitch in hogwarts
no anon, it's because english teachers learn crazy **** about interpreting books

one of my college professors actually told us that any time an author mentions a staircase, they are actually talking about sex

this interpretation means that harry potter was a playa, hookin up with every bitch in hogwarts
User avatar #26 - fridginator (04/21/2014) [-]
A friend of my brother wrote an analysis of a poem he had written himself.
The teacher said that he had misunderstood several things in the poem.
#188 - dahlirious (04/22/2014) [-]
>mfw I've only ever had open-minded English teachers who respected my opinions
>mfw I've only ever had open-minded English teachers who respected my opinions
#181 - sobono (04/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>MFW my english teachers are cunts and only accept their own interpretations
They deny the author's own interpretations too
#53 - anonymous (04/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Kid's fw
Kid's fw
#61 to #53 - pacmanftw (04/21/2014) [-]
mfw I didn't log in.
mfw I didn't log in.
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