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20 Corny Pick Up Lines
If Women Used Them.
L Happy Apennines day, I' ll give you the v later.
2. My body has 206 bones in it, wanna give me
another?
3. Howl know why they call it a beaver, because
I' m dying for some wood.
4. If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me
handle your package?
5. You know what would make your face look
better? If I sat on it
B. I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
I What' s your name? Because I' ll be screaming it
all night long.
8. I' m having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes
are off
9. "Did you find my panties on your bedroom
floor?''
Would you like to?"
IO, Hi, I have a vagina
11. I' m not wearing any socks and I have panties
to match
12. is your name David? Cos I' m pretty sure you
could have only been crafted at the hands of
Michelangelo
13. If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would
you let me handle your tool?
la, Do you work at Subway? Because I could
really go for a footlong.
IS, Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring
your mussels back to my place and I' ll show you
my clam
16, Do you know how to drive stick? Because I
sure as hell do.
17, Do these feel real to you?
18, You look like a hard worker. I have an opening
you could fill.
19. is that a roll of quarters in your pocket?
Because have sex with me.
ED. Do you know what' d look good on you? Me
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#24 - mr skeltal (08/15/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>Mistress of romance
#35 - fleshharvester (08/15/2014) [+] (14 replies)
"i want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket"
User avatar #4 - mariopimp (08/15/2014) [+] (26 replies)
I sent some of these to my boyfriend.... and now we wait....
User avatar #6 to #5 - mariopimp (08/15/2014) [-]
He said "really..." I don't think he finds me amusing....
#20 - thesecretbear (08/15/2014) [-]
I think they work.
#26 - orelse (08/15/2014) [-]
"I have a Vagina."   
You had me at "I".
"I have a Vagina."
You had me at "I".
#85 - oubliette (08/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #11 - skypatrol ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
*meanwhile in a parrallel universe
#48 - unholyjebus (08/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Only pickup line women need

"Hi, do you want to have sex?"
#25 - hrx (08/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #64 - technoshaman (08/15/2014) [-]
I guess that's the real difference between men and women, all of these "corny pick-up lines" could actually work.
User avatar #56 - shinote (08/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
If there are women reading this, please, If you see a guy you're attracted to, and you're single, and maybe wanna hookup, use these pickup lines.

I know it's normally the guys who approach the girls, but damnit that doesn't always work, and it's depressing.
#79 - gave (08/15/2014) [-]
"Do you work at subway? Cause I could really go for a footlong"
Im sorry to disappoint you..
#46 - poutinesalad (08/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
The statue of david has a tiny dick.
User avatar #63 - ScottP ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
"Hi. I have a vagina."

That's all you need to say
#62 - xgrandmoffx (08/15/2014) [-]
If only...
User avatar #96 - puffbrownies (08/15/2014) [-]
#10. Is damn smooth.
#69 - nimithecat ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
I found myself giggling reading this.
Now I know how the ladies feel when given these cheesy lines.

Damn right I would **** that.
#36 - blizzeh (08/15/2014) [-]
All of those would work though. The first one's my favorite
User avatar #2 - wholesomeburn (08/14/2014) [-]
#10 Awesome! Lets do this!
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