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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #2 - pleuradispensor
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can someone please tell me a decent white joke?
#3 to #2 - taurusman
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our penis size?
User avatar #87 to #3 - iridium
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It's not really a joke compared to the Asian stereotype.
User avatar #22 to #3 - heartlessrobot
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Tell that to tweezerdong.
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#4 to #3 - pleuradispensor
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#5 to #4 - taurusman
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its something disappoiting i'll tell you hwat
#6 to #5 - pleuradispensor
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User avatar #11 to #2 - meowmeowman
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What do you call cooking white man flesh over an open flame?

Roasting Marshmallows.
#16 to #2 - ogg
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theres not very many good white jokes because white is such a broad term it cant really be discriminated against in my opinion.
User avatar #45 to #16 - hydraetis
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Except that white people are constantly berated by everyone else for being racist, despite the fact that every truly multicultural state throughout history existed under the rule of white people.
User avatar #24 to #2 - brucekillah
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your mom that's as white as it gets
#79 to #2 - CisForCookie
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Knock knock.

Who's there?

...... Ding dong ditch you whore (my joke is in white text?)
User avatar #110 to #2 - superhatch
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What do you call a load of whites running down a hill?

Avalanche
#115 to #110 - anon id: 85a0f596
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Stupid ! Try a little harder next time .
User avatar #113 to #110 - superhatch
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Asians?

Mudslide
User avatar #114 to #113 - superhatch
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Blacks?

Jailbreak
User avatar #60 to #2 - explore
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What's white and running down a hill?
#69 to #60 - pleuradispensor
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im listening...
im listening...
User avatar #120 to #69 - explore
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Avalanche.

What's Indian and running down a hill?
#122 to #120 - pleuradispensor
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User avatar #123 to #122 - explore
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Mud Slide

What's black and running down a hill?
#124 to #123 - pleuradispensor
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User avatar #125 to #124 - explore
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Jail break.
#126 to #125 - pleuradispensor
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User avatar #127 to #126 - explore
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Why thank you.
User avatar #88 to #2 - iridium
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Why don't people tell white jokes?

Because they want to keep their jobs.
User avatar #37 to #2 - captainfuckitall
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What does a white man have that's long, thick, and can please a woman in the bedroom

Nothing.
User avatar #40 to #37 - lawlight
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i thought it was a creditcard
User avatar #77 to #40 - schmuxy
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'thick'
#112 to #37 - anon id: 85a0f596
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That's another really stupid non joke , how bout Johnny "the wad" Holmes ?
User avatar #100 to #2 - LegitBlackChick
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What's red, white and very beautiful?
A white boy on fire.

User avatar #86 to #2 - witislimited
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What does a black man call one white man?
Your honor.
What does 100 black men call one white man?
Warden.
What do 300 million white people call one black man?
President.
#42 to #2 - riotpls
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Why is life like a box of crayons?
The white ones are useless.
#46 to #2 - iamlying
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What's 12 inches and white?
Absolutely nothing.
User avatar #9 to #2 - meowmeowman
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What do you call a Caucasian on fire?

Fire Cracker.
#10 to #9 - pleuradispensor
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User avatar #12 to #10 - meowmeowman
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I got more, but those are the only two good white one i know.
User avatar #48 to #9 - majordraco
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I made that up when I was 13, or at least I thought I did.
a Whiteman in flames, Firecracker...
I guess with seven billion people it had to be made up by some one else too.
User avatar #14 to #2 - soupkittenagain
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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench?

the NBA
User avatar #25 to #14 - EvilPixelKillr
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whats the difference between a black man and a bench?

A bench can support a family
User avatar #19 to #14 - Ruspanic
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a jury
#29 to #19 - anon id: 0c686626
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>a BUNCH of white MEN
>a jury
#36 to #29 - Ruspanic
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Is there a problem?
User avatar #55 to #36 - stocxt
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Where's the 12th angry man?
User avatar #104 to #55 - nexdemise
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Taking the photo.
User avatar #84 to #14 - vikingfaen
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What's the difference between a black man and a bucket of ****?
The bucket.
#109 to #84 - anon id: 85a0f596
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Ok that's just stupid !
User avatar #50 to #14 - sorihisis
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actually i think thats a black joke
User avatar #92 to #50 - foxxywithpaws
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Actually no.
User avatar #121 to #92 - sorihisis
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Referancing to the stereotype that many blacks are known to be skilled basketball players to the point o being professionals where they dominate most of the orginazation.

the white part is just a silly little mask to comfort those who would take offense, i.e. *******.
#85 - kanadetenshi
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User avatar #93 to #85 - samoaspider
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what is that white guy next to to the door doing?
#1 - teranin
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User avatar #15 to #1 - marohawk
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I love this show, should have gone on way longer than 3 seasons.
User avatar #90 to #15 - iridium
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I'm glad it stopped where it did. It got off a long enough run so as to feel like it wasn't cancelled before it got anywhere, and it didn't get milked to death either.

I think the reason it ended was just the sheer amount it took to make it. Between the voice cast, the animating and just the sheer amount of work and resources it took to make, it was all just too expensive to continue.
User avatar #99 to #90 - marohawk
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But if they just quit making it because of money then I bet they still had some funny stuff in store. But you may be right, either way I love this show.
User avatar #73 - dantemp
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I'm not racist, but I think most of the gypsies are worthless filthy criminals, because most of them are.
#101 to #73 - unaniwanimous
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Just curious, (I'm in america here), what is the problem with gypsies in your country?
User avatar #108 to #101 - dantemp
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Pretty much what I already said.
Worthless - MOST of them don't do College or any job that requires actual skills.
Filthy - this is becoming less and less true (the new generation is trying their best to at least look nice) but they wear dirty clothes, smell like **** and the places where they live concentrated is basically a dump.
Criminals - prostitutes and thieves.

The worse part is that they are supported by the government for reasons I don't want to go in details for. It's ******* irritating.

That being said, it's not in their "blood" to be like that, that's why I say "most of them" because there are exceptions - pretty nice people that work hard for their things. But their culture is pretty 3th world-ish. They reprocreate like animals, have a real bad hygiene, don't do school (I think they're pressured to earn a living at a very early age but the reason maybe other). Those are all things that has to be taught by their parents. And I think the only solution is for the government to step up and force* them to integrate in our culture. Either way, looking at them I think I understand the racial discrimination in some people. When you see a lot of people that do something wrong and the first thing they have in common is their skin color, it's pretty easy to assume this is the reason for their barbarian behavior. I don't agree with it, but I get it.



* force as in stricter laws, tie social help with going to school or something like this. I think this will not happen for two reasons tought - our government is poor and they don't want to appear racist.
User avatar #74 to #73 - razzer
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so, do you happen to live in romania, sir?
User avatar #75 to #74 - dantemp
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pretty ******* close
Bulgaria
User avatar #76 to #75 - razzer
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I guess gypsies are a general problem in our area ^^ such a ******` pest
User avatar #78 to #76 - dantemp
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Yep, and the government is doing a poor job integrating them. Because of the fear to appear racist in front of the whole world, they get a free pass to act even worse with little to no consequence.
User avatar #59 - evilanakie
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my idea of race equality is everyone laughing at a racist joke
because its just that
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joookkeeee
User avatar #61 to #59 - roderick
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Everyone's a little bit racist, Todaaaaaaaay!
I'm with you on that friend.
User avatar #51 - dstone
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What if I told you I am racist, not because I was raised that way, but because it's what I've been taught?

What if I told you that in my two and a half years as a retail employee I saw time and time again, that it's only black people who come in acting like a ******* fool, blatantly stealing **** and then claiming racism when we tell them to gtfo?

What if I told you then, that a lot of hispanics are just the same?

What if I told you finally, that I have YET to have that problem with white/asian/native americans?

I firmly believe that in today's time, racism isn't taught. It's learned.
User avatar #56 to #51 - TwiztidNinja
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It is called hating **** wits, someone who was politically correct just decided to start calling it racism because "Someone somewhere may possibly one day find that offensive"

White people problems.
#53 to #51 - bazda
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I have a friend who is a server at a restaurant and he hates getting a table of mexicans because he knows he's gonna get stiffed on the tip.
#54 to #51 - zmikesner
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I work at Dairy Queen. And I have learned this, through careful observation.

Indians will always order fruit based blizzards, and if ordering a cake, will need to be reassured about a lack of eggs in said cake at least 3 times on average.

As proof of this, two separate Indian families came in just today.

Both ordered banana spilt and strawberry cheesecake blizzards.

Both looked at/ bought cakes.

The total times I was asked about eggs in the cakes was 7.
User avatar #70 to #51 - mrsaytan
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It's not the race, it's the dumb people wanting to act like they're taught they should act (stereotypes) added with poor living conditions. I don't know where you're from, but it seems you've gotten experience from one specific area. You're judging whole races based on what you've learned in your country, possibly only in one city.

Racism is just trying to find something bigger to blame for the deeds of the few.
User avatar #43 - anonefgthree
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What if I told you

I'm not racist but I accept true facts about crime statistics of blacks/mexicans being significantly higher than whites, and think those shouldn't be ignored
User avatar #57 to #43 - redstag
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I wasn't racist before but now that I have worked security at a hotel for a couple years. I can tell you that in the very worst scenarios which include rape of a hooters girl who works next door and came running over to us, domestic violence all the time (one where a white women was sent to the hospital with multiple broken facial bones), a shooting, constant fighting, and our clerk being robbed at gun point that those people have never been white. White people loiter.
User avatar #89 to #43 - iridium
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See, there's no racism in that.

Skepticism and caution are not the same as blatant discrimination. Fact is, if you see someone who looks like the type person who you've seen to be a certain way, you will associate them with that. There's a difference between being hesitant around black people on a bus, and calling every black person you see a sub-human ******.
User avatar #107 to #89 - hudis
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The dangerous racists aren't the ones who scream ****** and think nuking Africa is a good idea, though. The dangerous ones are those who keep their racism within and let it influence their everyday decisions without ever showing it outright.
User avatar #118 to #107 - iridium
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I don't see where your logic is. The former, when open about it, is generally causing more harm than the latter. It's when either of them actually does something specifically racist (outright discrimination, or even hate crimes) that it becomes a problem. The former are actually doing something specifically racist.

So long as the latter doesn't actually do hate crimes, they aren't the more dangerous one.
User avatar #119 to #118 - hudis
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That is only the surface of the problem with racism. Direct racism can be met with direct action, and it is usually known to others when and where it transpires and can therefore be handled (such loud racism is often actually detrimental to the racists themselves because it only makes the victims look better). Silent racism is worse, because it's the kind that spreads between people and manifests itself in social circles, the workplace, etc, rather than it manifesting in temporary outbursts which generally doesn't spread effectively because people think it's idiotic. Really, what silent racism causes is segragation, ostracising of minorities (both socially and in employment), the often sharp contrast between a white man and a black man's respective punishments in the event of a crime, and so on. You get the idea.

The point is that someone can be the worst bigot of the world without ever voicing a bigoted opinion; it all lies in how much it affects the way they think, feel and make decisions in everyday life.
#52 to #43 - bazda
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I agree. Believing proven statistics isn't racist at all.
User avatar #80 to #43 - hudis
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Keep in mind that there's always been a strong correlation between poverty, poor living conditions and crime. Also keep in mind who are typically in legal authority and how their own race might affect their judgement in crime and associated punishment (minorities often being given disproportionate charges, harsher punishment etc), which in turn affects the statistics. I mean, just recently it was discovered here in Sweden that the police in the southern part of the country are specifically mapping the Romani population, and here we thought we were supposed to be one of the most tolerant nations in the world.

In summary, a lot of other factors play into crime statistics beyond the common assumption of, "Black people are bad, white people are good."
User avatar #13 - PenguinsOfMars
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What do white people and fences have in common?

they both get jumped by mexicans
#38 - CreemFilling
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I'm only just realising that you can see Neo in his glasses, which should have been totally obvious to me. Huh. Carry on with your racism talks or whatever.
User avatar #23 - bjorntheberserk
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What if I told you that everyone is racist to a varying degree because it is in human nature to be wary of peoples different from you? And it is not as bad as bleeding hearts make it out to be.



Sources: All the anthropology classes I took.
#27 to #23 - anon id: c2a205cf
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being wary of differences != hating people for them
User avatar #30 to #27 - bjorntheberserk
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Actually in USA if you even point out a difference in someones culture you be labeled a racist. Like saying Mexicans like burritos would get you labeled racist.
#68 to #30 - nimbull
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Sounds like people are too sensitive over there.
#33 to #30 - anon id: c2a205cf
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because race = culture, right? that actually is pretty racist dude