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#12 - xspencerxxx (06/27/2014) [-]
women have no idea how easy it is for them to get a guy they like.
#166 to #12 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [-]
Unless they're fat/ugly. Fat/ugly guys get the girl often cause girls don't care as much about looks, but men... Shallow. (Before you say "UHH NOT ALL MEN YOU DAMN FEMINAZI!" I'm gonna say that it's true, no man has ever hit on me or even looked at me. Why? Cause I'm overweight)
User avatar #111 to #12 - onewithpokerface (06/28/2014) [-]
Did you forget we're talking about women on tumblr here?

I for one would not want to date a 400 pound 3 chinned monstrosity even if she did put out on the first date.
#147 to #111 - coolcalx (06/28/2014) [-]
... said the 400 pound 3 chinned neckbeard from FJ.
#165 to #147 - onewithpokerface (06/28/2014) [-]
On the internet nobody knows you're a bear.
#192 to #165 - germed (06/28/2014) [-]
It makes meet-ups really awkward.
User avatar #69 to #12 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/28/2014) [-]
idk, I think guys find looks more important than girls do, so if she's ugly or average and goes after an average guy he's going to be trying to get an above average girl.
User avatar #53 to #12 - komandantmirkoo (06/27/2014) [-]
Jim Jefferies On Sluts Vs Studs

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#48 to #12 - norwegiandude (06/27/2014) [-]
This one likes you... Interested?
User avatar #154 to #48 - Javapenguin (06/28/2014) [-]
beauty is only a light switch away
#187 to #154 - splitalterego (06/28/2014) [-]
or bottle
#190 to #187 - epicprivate (06/28/2014) [-]
good one
good one
#98 to #48 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [-]
Having a medical condition does not count though...

That includes fat chicks, if you consider obese to be a medical condition
User avatar #41 to #12 - helenwheels (06/27/2014) [-]
Men have no idea how easy it is for them to get a woman.
User avatar #135 to #41 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/28/2014) [-]
do you want my penis?
#97 to #41 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [-]
Thats for the motivation.
Thats what i needed.

Sincerely, yours truely
Anon (moments before getting rejected)
User avatar #95 to #41 - captainfuckitall (06/28/2014) [-]
How do you figure?
User avatar #196 to #95 - helenwheels (06/28/2014) [-]
I think its hard for anyone to get a date. But since you only see things from a mans perspective you only do think its hard for you.
User avatar #113 to #95 - trivdiego (06/28/2014) [-]
I personally feel like if you can truly make her feel more special than any other guy can, she will think you're the one. How you do it varies with each girl, its finding out how that's the hard part
#173 to #113 - unfortunately (06/28/2014) [-]
I tried this, didn't work.
I tried this, didn't work.
#161 to #113 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [-]
But see, a hot girl just has to walk up and take her shirt off. Job done.
#33 to #12 - tsoper ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
not if they're ugly!

User avatar #26 to #12 - kalagas (06/27/2014) [-]
If they're attractive, yes. If you're a plain Jane or hideous, then **** sucks. But yes, ugly men have more difficulty in finding a partner than ugly women, attractive men have more difficulty than attractive women in finding a partner, it's just how it works. Men are the ones to seek and women to be sought.
User avatar #172 to #26 - Mortuus (06/28/2014) [-]
I think it's just because we're simple and only really want one thing.
#56 to #26 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/27/2014) [-]
The key is to go for someone who is below you, at least by two points on the sexy scale.
#183 to #56 - mrcollings (06/28/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6v6A2VbJ5w video follow up to your theory
#132 to #56 - adrenalinegiraffe (06/28/2014) [-]
So I'm shooting for those -2/10 girls?
So I'm shooting for those -2/10 girls?
#94 to #56 - greyhoundfd (06/28/2014) [-]
That makes no sense, then 9/10s or 10/10s wouldn't be able to get a guy because the highest any guy would look for is an 8/10. Unless guys exist who are 12/10 or something.
User avatar #116 to #94 - mrthezho (06/28/2014) [-]
Not everyone goes by that though, it's just safer.
#115 to #94 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/28/2014) [-]
People in the 9's and 10's operate under different laws of sexy than us. At 9.0 you are just entering what we scientists call "Easy Street". At this point the normal laws of sexy break down and looks become irrelevant. As a result of this, 9's and 10's are free to mate with each other without any risk of feeling inadequate and they do so constantly.
User avatar #151 to #115 - ecomp (06/28/2014) [-]
No, 9s and 10s are the easiest because nobody bothers going after them, so they jump on the chance as soon as somebody does.
User avatar #193 to #151 - ciacheczko (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah... Unless they don't act as if they are deities because of their appearance and behave friendly and openly. People much less afraid to talk to someone who doesn't seem like a stuck up douche.

Besides you don't make sense. Attractive people don't just "jump on a chance". If anyhing, some of them have trouble finding someone who wants them for something else than looks, but that doesn't make them desperate, only picky and cautious.

In the end, everyone is, or at least should be aware that beauty is subjective and temporary.
User avatar #198 to #193 - ecomp (06/29/2014) [-]
u faggot
#148 to #115 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [-]
same goes for the 1s and 2s
User avatar #64 to #56 - pizzaweed (06/28/2014) [-]
But I'm only a seven on a good day....




I don't want a 5 or 4
#65 to #64 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/28/2014) [-]
then you will die alone
#74 to #65 - pizzaweed (06/28/2014) [-]
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#157 to #74 - supermandan (06/28/2014) [-]
I got major unexpected feels reading this.
I got major unexpected feels reading this.
#45 to #26 - anonymous (06/27/2014) [-]
Unless you're gay. Then what?
#51 to #45 - anonymous (06/27/2014) [-]
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#18 to #12 - withstrangeraeons (06/27/2014) [-]
What if we want a guy with standards.
User avatar #34 to #18 - tsoper ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
So you're calling yourself ugly?

A guy with standards wouldnt date you.

If he does, he has no standards.

paradox
#49 to #34 - withstrangeraeons (06/27/2014) [-]
Precisely. Guys say it's "so easy for girls to get a guy", then add the caveat "unless she's ugly." As if guys can have standards for beauty when it comes to women, but it's offensive that women have standards when it comes to men.
User avatar #61 to #49 - xXferaligatrXx (06/28/2014) [-]
guys have standards for beauty but not nearly as high as women.
#68 to #61 - withstrangeraeons (06/28/2014) [-]
riiight, and yet somehow "ugly bumbler with a hot wife" is an unquestioned standard when it comes to sitcoms? And on the red carpet, male actors get asked about the movies they're in, while women get asked about their clothes and makeup?
Look, I'm not saying that people of both genders don't look for eye candy, but suggesting that guys face greater pressure to look good than women is just ridiculous.
#191 to #68 - almostninja (06/28/2014) [-]
Women aren't portrayed as "ugly bumblers" because television has found that white males are the only people you can make fun of without experiencing backlash. That's why every commercial features a normal wife, a completely forgettable child, and a goofy idiot of a husband. You'll see an unflattering female on television when they stop complaining about fat/ugly jokes hurting their self-esteem.

Actors are part of an industry which, like any other industry, is based off of supply and demand. Interviewers ask the questions people want to know, or viewers change the channel. "Clothes and makeup" questions are asked because there's a demand for it. Men definitely don't care about clothes, makeup, or Scarlett Johansson's diet, so obviously the majority of female viewers are interested.

Women face a lot of pressure, but it can't be blamed blindly on men. I've honestly never met a dude that gave half a **** what you wear.
User avatar #71 to #68 - xXferaligatrXx (06/28/2014) [-]
oh of course no women have to look good for society but its not men that cause this (not the average man anyway) for normal people a 4 girl can get with a 7 or 8 guy but not vise versa unless the guy is like rich or something. I'm saying from a normal human standpoint a girl lower than 7 has a greater chance of getting a guy than a guy lower than 7 has with getting a girl
User avatar #80 to #71 - tsoper ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
This. I believe it has to do something along where you said "rich".

Believe me, most of us guys have extreme high standards for women (including myself)
But it gets to the point where it makes you feel like a Chinese man trying to find a good paying job where you dont have to work hard.

There is no such thing, because all those jobs are already taken.
So you either resort to ****** jobs, or good jobs that you have to work really hard for. Its a competition for us males. Most of us will resort to not having a job, except the only difference between this comparison, is we can live without a woman, than we can without a job.

And like you said, a 4 male can get with a 8 female if he was rich. Women need money more than men. Probably because they find enjoyment from shopping, getting their nails done, and all that kind of **** while we find it from playing videogames.

Me for example, i would take nothing lower than a 6 or 7, mostly because if i did, why not just be single? Which i am and will be for a long long time.
User avatar #82 to #80 - xXferaligatrXx (06/28/2014) [-]
ive never heard a guy say is minimum was so high. my minimum is like a 4 and my friends usually are around 5ish a friend of mine said his minimum was like a 2 though. but what we didn't think about was personal preference. my gf is like a 6 but you may see her as a different number. I had a girl tell me i was an 8 once while i rarely get higher than 7
User avatar #83 to #82 - tsoper ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
To me, its broken down in segments.

1-4 is women i would not **** . 5-10 is women i would **** . 6-10 is women i would have meaningful relationships with.

But even if i had a 6 girlfriend and meet someone else who is a 9, i would stay with the 6 because I got her first..
User avatar #87 to #83 - xXferaligatrXx (06/28/2014) [-]
oh and i'm insanely loyal if i'm with a 5 and a 10 comes along i'm staying with the 5
User avatar #86 to #83 - xXferaligatrXx (06/28/2014) [-]
i have sections too but mine are different
1 women i couldn't ****
2-3 women i couldn't **** for free
4-5 women i would ****
6-8 women i could date
9-10 women i wouldn't even try to date
User avatar #91 to #86 - tsoper ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
I could only imagine that if I dated a 10, id end up feeling nervous as if im playing a game of minesweeper. One wrong move and its over.

Plus it would make it feel too superficial and I would not be able to connect to that person.

Id rather have a 9.
User avatar #52 to #49 - tsoper ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Cant speak for everyone, but as a guy, i do have standards for beauty.

While some guys (especially those Indian men you find on omegle) would **** anything that has a hole.

What i find offensive is when women want a guy with "personality" and all that stupid **** . They just dont care for a fun one night stand like we do.
User avatar #67 to #52 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/28/2014) [-]
how is it offensive to want a guy with personality?
User avatar #70 to #67 - tsoper ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
It can easily be faked...

I can see looks, but i cant see personality.

Sure id like a girl that is nice, but even if she is a bitch, i could still have sex and have her as a **** buddy, you know?
User avatar #72 to #70 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/28/2014) [-]
girls and guys see sex differently. For girls usually it's more of an emotional thing. I'd rather date a really nice ugly guy than date a hot asshole. I can't be with someone who treats me like **** and I'm definitely not going to **** him.

You sleeping with someone is good for you but if I sleep with a guy I'm a slut. It's another reason why men and women see sex differently.
#195 to #72 - shadowgandalf ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
No, that would only be in america and the middel east.
Everywhere else, people are encouraged to be sexaully active, men or women.

I can't for the love of my life, understand why anyone would see a woman ******* who and when she wants as something bad.
Thats just normal in my eyes. You know, basic human behaviour.

I wonder if it's because religion have brainwashed people to belive, that sex is a sacred thing?

User avatar #75 to #72 - tsoper ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
Yea, which is what i dont get...

why do woman find being a slut so offensive? id take it more as a compliment...

And I know no one wants to be treated like **** , but that doesnt mean you shouldn't take the opportunity to **** the hot guy once and end it.

Its where woman make sex to be some sort of reward to where it makes every relationship end up in the dumpster..
User avatar #78 to #75 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/28/2014) [-]
because no one wants to date a slut.

Also hot guys have ******* huge ego's and don't care if you get off. They'll thrust like 10-13 times, cum , clean themselves up and go. A guy who actually cares about you will make sure you enjoy the sex too. Also it could result in pregnancy and I wouldn't want some dick head being my kids dad.
User avatar #81 to #78 - tsoper ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
Well yea, no one would date a slut for a meaningful relationship.. because thats a warning your relationship will fall in the next two weeks. You make a great point there.

What would you define as the perfect guy then? I mean like something obtainable. And if its a nice guy who is attractive, would you end up having sex in the first few hours or days?
User avatar #85 to #81 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/28/2014) [-]
well I'm a virgin so probably not.

The perfect guy would be at least mildly attractive, taller than me, be able to dress well, dark black hair with light colored eyes (blue or green or hazel), sense of humor, respects my decisions, respectful to his parents and others when it's called for, ambitious, smart, someone I can relax with so we have to have some of the same hobbies (video games, reading, horror movie fan), not a smoker, and honestly I'd prefer if he was a virgin too.

That would be the perfect guy for me but the guys I date are never all of those things.
User avatar #125 to #85 - durkadurka ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
Why do women make being taller a qualifier? (I'm not criticizing, I'm just legitimately curious).
User avatar #127 to #125 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/28/2014) [-]
cause I like wearing my boyfriends stuff and having it being oversized and comfortable.
also guys usually don't like dating girls taller than them and I'm pretty tall for a girl (5'8").
User avatar #130 to #127 - durkadurka ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
Ah gotcha. I can see the issue with the girl being taller, but fortunately I don't run into that problem.
User avatar #90 to #85 - tsoper ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
See I could fit in most of those categories, but ill never date you because youll be a waste of my time..

When you say youll probably not have sex, to me thats saying "we will never have sex, dont even try".

I dont see sex as some magical romantic thing, i see it as a must for any relationship. Its supposed to be casual and everyday, like masturbation. How could any relationship last if both partners arnt experimenting with each other?
User avatar #92 to #90 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/28/2014) [-]
because to me there's more to a relationship than just sex? I don't judge anyone who has sex but for me it's just something I'd rather wait for.

I was like the first girl in my class to get boobs and guys always drooled all over me and would say ANYTHING to try to touch them or whatever. I hated that attention and the way they'd always try and grab me without permission. I'm more than a sex object and want to be treated that way. I want to really like someone before opening myself up like that. I want to know they actually care and aren't just spewing **** to get into my pants.
User avatar #96 to #92 - tsoper ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
Thats what im trying to tell you.

There is more to relationships than just sex. Sex is a casual thing which benefits both partners.

Hell, if i had girls trying to touch my dick I would be in heaven right now.

And yea, I noticed my friends whole personality changes when they talk to girls, they become soft pussies and dont talk about the sick stuff we usually talk about.

I cant do that, i have to be my normal self or else i wont feel comfortable pretending im not some sick pervert that masturbates more than 2 times a day.
User avatar #100 to #96 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/28/2014) [-]
I just have trust issues, you can't have sex or a relationship with someone you can't trust. I'd rather be with a guy who's straight and honest with me than spew that overly romantic ******** . I was basically raised by my 9 uncles so I'm pretty chill and I also have a ******** detector. I hate when they lay on that sappy **** so thick and they've only known you for 2 days. I want someone who will be my best friend basically.

You feel that way because guys look for sex more than women do. Guys are fishermen and women are the fish. You try to catch us while we look for the biggest worm. (that's a comparison not really true). Like guys will usually **** anything with a hole just to say they had sex while woman can afford to be more picky.
User avatar #104 to #100 - tsoper ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
Makes sense, I would strictly just have a relationship based on sex. But in practice, i would probably not care much for it. Its kinda difficult being a introverted **** like myself

I get so much opportunities but i put them all down because im so ******* beta... I bet if i wanted to, i could get laid right now. But im just so closed in that i cannot get myself to go and ask for sex. Sucks to be me right now..
#158 to #104 - Xyhpon (06/28/2014) [-]
The best sex is the sex that just happens, I can tell you that from experience. Asking anyone for sex, or sexual favours, just makes it awkward when you're actually doing it. There are certain things you can just do with girls, and can easily lead to sex. When a girl shows you signs that are forthright enough that you can easily notice that means she wants something from you. Also, if you get an opportunity take it, unless she's 17 when you're 20, and her moms a psycho bitch, then you might want to hold back on that one.
User avatar #159 to #158 - tsoper ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
thank you xyhpon, i guess you are right. the best type of right.

User avatar #107 to #104 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/28/2014) [-]
I guess I see what you mean. You should probably find a girl you like, date her and then ask her for sex all the time.
#66 to #52 - withstrangeraeons (06/28/2014) [-]
Actually, I know a fair number of girls who have had one night stands. I think a fair amount of it is social conditioning, rather than girls not liking sex.
User avatar #73 to #66 - tsoper ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
Makes sense.. you'll never see an introvert like myself ever actually pursuing to try and get laid.

But given the chance that a 6/10 walks up to me and asks if i want to have sex sometime, youll know ill say yes.
User avatar #17 to #12 - hemming (06/27/2014) [-]
Depends on who the girl is and if the guy have standards..
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