i want the d. Take my anal virginity senpai. y' all how do i ask a boy out roses are red violets are blue guess what, my bed has room for two twinkle twinkle li
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i want the d

Take my anal virginity senpai

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y' all
how do i ask a boy
out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car
STOP IT
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream
I feel like the last one is verging
dangerously into serial killer territory
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Submitted: 06/27/2014
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#12 - xspencerxxx (06/27/2014) [+] (76 replies)
women have no idea how easy it is for them to get a guy they like.
User avatar #16 - maxismahname ONLINE (06/27/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Giggity grass, **** me in the ass
#42 - helenwheels (06/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
Let's ****
#19 - paraptor (06/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#44 - vorarephilia ONLINE (06/27/2014) [+] (12 replies)
User avatar #1 - ratytang (06/27/2014) [+] (19 replies)
OMG! Stop it! I'm done, **** i hate tumblr people
#77 - kitchengypsy (06/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Fe fi fo fum   
I'm gonna put it up your bum!
Fe fi fo fum
I'm gonna put it up your bum!
#40 - killboy (06/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Swiggity swoo,
I want your poo....
User avatar #99 - DisgruntledTomato (06/28/2014) [-]
I have a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?
#60 - ninjawombat (06/28/2014) [-]
you shove your left fist in,
you rip your left fist out,
you plow your right fist in, and you shake it all about.
You give that bitch a chokin and you tell her not to shout.
.......that's what it's all about.....
#38 - saeglopur (06/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#133 - doctorprofessornv ONLINE (06/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Just ask. Us guys tend to be denser than neutron stars when it comes to the dating game, if you try using body language or flirting you will be doing a lot of waiting. We won't notice it, and if we do most of us aren't going out on a limb just because "she flipped her hair/smiled at me/etc..."
#153 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
A B C - E F G
We know how bad you want the D
#155 - professorbob ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
Hi-ho,   
Hi-ho,   
It's up your ass we go!
Hi-ho,
Hi-ho,
It's up your ass we go!
User avatar #146 - Accidentalninja ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
Guys just want girls to come up to us and be like "aye bb u won sum fuk"
#169 - LordFapsalot ONLINE (06/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Roses are red
Violets are twisted
Bend over honey,
You're about to get fisted
User avatar #150 - flameblaze (06/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"Hickory dickory dock
I want to suck your cock"
#145 - megamolester (06/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Jimmer, Jammer, hold my banner
Stroke it in a rythmic manner
Hold it straight up in the sky
Make the birds watch while they fly
Shake it up and shake it down
In lustful juices we may drown

Jimmer, Jammer, do not stop
Almost there, don't let it drop
If you spit you'll make me angry
If you'll swallow do it gently
Let me caress your figs and fungy
Give me all and don't just walk by

Jimmer, Jammer, it is done
Next time I will make you cum.
#164 - givememoarpony (06/28/2014) [-]
tfw you're too pussy to ask her out and have settled with fapping to her facebook pictures
#182 - marcury (06/28/2014) [-]
Roses are red that much is true    
 but violets are purple not 						*******					 blue.
Roses are red that much is true
but violets are purple not ******* blue.
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