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i want 2 believ. please don't touch me there. mu billieboi a an t r: Sta ESPEICALLY TODAY my stem English leather was waning around trying to catch ' a aim to a

please don't touch me there

mu billieboi a an t r:
Sta ESPEICALLY TODAY my stem English leather was waning around
trying to catch ' a aim to answer his question
I Burna:: | to my [Hand and accidentally Hing
D‘ ' t rank ham an the we
LOUDER THAN EXPECTED
AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTERS AND MY
ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES
MIS
HE WENT FEED LAUGHING AND PUT Hit; HEAD
DOWN ON THE DESK
BROKE.
MY ENGLISH TEACHER.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #6 - chimpaflimp
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(07/27/2014) [-]
This story makes Nicki Minaj's tits look real by comparison.
User avatar #10 to #6 - ohpee
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(07/28/2014) [-]
*Ass
User avatar #24 to #10 - chimpaflimp
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(07/28/2014) [-]
Both are as fake as each other.
User avatar #41 to #24 - ohpee
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(07/28/2014) [-]
Given the change, I'd go balls deep in her. NO RAGRATS
User avatar #42 to #41 - chimpaflimp
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(07/28/2014) [-]
Just tape a couple of proper footballs together and stick your cock in them.
User avatar #43 to #42 - ohpee
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(07/28/2014) [-]
I don't think it would feel that great considering how hard they are compared to human flesh. Taping two balloons and using lube sounds a lot easier.
User avatar #44 to #43 - chimpaflimp
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(07/28/2014) [-]
Or just find two balls of silicon.
#46 to #44 - ohpee
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(07/28/2014) [-]
BUT THE COST THO
BUT THE COST THO
#31 to #6 - karrotj
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(07/28/2014) [-]
i need pics to compare to story to validate your comment
User avatar #40 to #31 - chimpaflimp
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(07/28/2014) [-]
Google "nicki minaj tits", you lazy ****.
#79 to #40 - karrotj
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(07/28/2014) [-]
would but im at work lol
User avatar #8 - volksunion
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(07/28/2014) [-]
OMGOMGOMGMOMGMGOGMGMOGMOGMG


I MADE MY CAT MEOW

I
BROKE
MY
CAT

D:
#52 to #8 - schnitzelwagen
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(07/28/2014) [-]
why are you doing this to us?
User avatar #17 to #8 - ecalycptus
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(07/28/2014) [-]
Did you tried turning it off and on again?
User avatar #26 to #8 - sanbonzakura
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(07/28/2014) [-]
yu also broke my eyes with that color
User avatar #11 to #8 - apurpleliger
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(07/28/2014) [-]
IM SO DONE
User avatar #13 - harrywarden
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(07/28/2014) [-]
OMG I BROKE MY TEACHER XD
>I BROUGHT A GUN TO SCHOOL
>GOTTA SHOW THOSE BAKA GAIJIN BULLIES NOT TO BULLY ME
>GLORIOUS NIPPON STEEL BAKA BAKA DESU DESU
>SHOT TEACHER
I CANT XDXDXDXD
#51 to #13 - gaffateip
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(07/28/2014) [-]
Glorious Nippon Steel
Glorious Nippon Steel
#47 to #13 - sovereignty
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(07/28/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #21 - buriedstpatrick
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(07/28/2014) [-]
Whenever I see a Tumblr post I imagine a teenage girl screaming into my ears.
User avatar #45 to #21 - datfozzy
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(07/28/2014) [-]
That is what tumblr is right?
You forgot to mention they're 13 years old
#49 - thatsonekuhlhorse
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User avatar #62 to #49 - sharklazers
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(07/28/2014) [-]
that was to parody most of the rest of tumblr, and I read a story about the OP (taliabobalia) and how she was practically an accomplice to mass murder when she was a child, let me find it
User avatar #63 to #49 - sharklazers
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#71 to #49 - vgmddg
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Comment Picture
User avatar #77 to #71 - walteromsd
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(07/28/2014) [-]
I Dream Of A World Where Grammar Is Used By Today's Youth....
User avatar #15 - groff
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(07/28/2014) [-]
SO BASICALLY TODAY MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS SO DONE LIKE I. BROKE. MY ENGLISH TEACHER
User avatar #9 - tehbomb
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(07/28/2014) [-]
im so done with literachur i made le les miserables reference at the xpents of my teacher
User avatar #16 - mcceag
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(07/28/2014) [-]
"Hates Les Mis"
while the movie could have been better i dont like that teacher
now im gonna sing lovely ladies all night
#18 - fiercebannana
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(07/28/2014) [-]
How the **** do you teach (probably high school) english and don't like Les Mis
User avatar #30 to #18 - thenuglife
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(07/28/2014) [-]
Because it's a french novel?
User avatar #19 to #18 - thingexplain
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Because Les Mis is, and always has been, ****. Just because it's a classic doesn't mean it's good.
User avatar #23 to #19 - brassydolphin
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Just out of curiosity, do you mind giving a few examples of what makes Les Mis ****?
User avatar #25 to #23 - thingexplain
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To begin, let me quote ol Vic Hugo himself. "There is something more terrible than a hell of suffering--a hell of boredom." That's what the book is. It's packed with several chapters full of rambling, inane ******** not related to the actual story. Like when he takes us into a convent for no reason Such being the case, and a convent having happened to be on our road, it has been our duty to enter it. Why? Because the convent, which is common to the Orient as well as to the Occident, to antiquity as well as to modern times, to paganism, to Buddhism, to Mahometanism, as well as to Christianity, is one of the optical apparatuses applied by man to the Infinite.

This is not the place for enlarging disproportionately on certain ideas; nevertheless, while absolutely maintaining our reserves, our restrictions, and even our indignations, we must say that every time we encounter man in the Infinite, either well or ill understood, we feel ourselves overpowered with respect. There is, in the synagogue, in the mosque, in the pagoda, in the wigwam, a hideous side which we execrate, and a sublime side, which we adore. What a contemplation for the mind, and what endless food for thought, is the reverberation of God upon the human wall!
Huge text in the spoiler, and that's not even half of it! The second paragraph begins "This is not the place for enlarging disproportionately on certain ideas;" but he goes on to do that, time after time, chapter after chapter. Also, the characters were not relatable or compelling, for the most part.

I'm willing to bet the only reason a lot of people hail it as a classic is because their english teachers did, whose english teachers also did, whose english teachers also did, whose english teachers also did, whose english teachers found plentiful and cheap copies, because it was ****, so they foisted it off on their students who didn't know any better, the poor sods..
User avatar #32 to #25 - Awesomenessniss
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Which convent is that excerpt talking about, is it the one where Cosette hid?
User avatar #33 to #32 - thingexplain
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Eventually. But we get two chapters of exposition on the merits of religion as it relates to democracy, the fallacy of monasticism, and the hierarchy of the convent before Cosette and Valjean end up hiding there for a while.
User avatar #34 to #33 - Awesomenessniss
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The point of the exposition of the novel is that it is supposed to give insight into revolution era France. Going in depth to the location before the characters even get there is because the point of the novel is not the characters, the characters are the means by which Hugo sends the message on the cultural attitude of the time. Much like how the book starts with the Bishop of Digne, a minor character, as well as the chapter devoted to Gavroche.
User avatar #36 to #34 - thingexplain
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You can see it that way. I see it as pointless rambling that would have been snipped in a heartbeat had there been a competent editor involved. Or at least placed differently. In the sewers, we don't need a page and a half of text describing the design and building of the sewers in the middle of a chase scene.
User avatar #37 to #36 - Awesomenessniss
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Like I said, the plot isn't the main focus, it's the means of introducing a cultural study. If Hugo stuck strictly to main plot events then the book would certainly be much shorter, but it also wouldn't be half as noteworthy, it would just be another story.
User avatar #38 to #37 - thingexplain
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He had the makings of an interesting story. Then he choked it. He had the makings of great, incredible, relatable characters. Then he made them caricatures for a social justice themed pantomime. He had all the ingredients for a great setting. Then every time it got interesting he started rambling about stuff that was only tangentially related. I get mad at it because it's a great book that was ruined by poor handling.
User avatar #39 to #38 - Awesomenessniss
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You're still looking it from the perspective of the goal being a relatable story, the point was to make a case study about revolution era France with characters added in to both hold attention and for the sake of seeing the world from their different perspectives.
User avatar #70 to #39 - thingexplain
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I understand what he was trying to do. My stance on it is that he did it very badly. Everything was paced wrong. He could even have fit in all the historical information he wanted, without making as galling a read as it is now.
User avatar #27 to #25 - brassydolphin
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Ooh, I thought you were talking about the Musical adaption
Since I haven't read the book I don't really have anything to counter your arguments with, and must wish thee a pleasant day
User avatar #29 to #27 - thingexplain
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The musical I'm more tolerant of. As a genre, I hate musicals, but in comparison to the book, an astounding amount of fluff has been cut out, which only makes it much, much better. The movie is crap though.
#22 to #19 - anon id: 3c955aaa
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(07/28/2014) [-]
- "Random asshole on the internet's literary chronicles 2014"
User avatar #20 to #19 - zaxzwim
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well the musical one isn't very good anyway
User avatar #1 - letmetouchyourboob
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(07/27/2014) [-]
inb4 people say this is fake
User avatar #3 to #1 - jacksipian
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(07/27/2014) [-]
so fake dude.
#7 to #1 - fezzo
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