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Submitted: 08/02/2014
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#2 - johnnygat (08/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Quit masturbating cold turkey. Then every day you go without a smoke you can fap.
User avatar #22 - soundofwinter ONLINE (08/02/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Become an alcoholic
User avatar #1 - wedgehead (08/02/2014) [+] (7 replies)
First of all you should visit a sauna several times within the next 7 times. You'll get rid off the nicotin in your body which will lower the urge to smoke.
Second, do you also have a weight-problem? If not you could enjoy a few more snacks daily for some weeks or months, as a temporary distraction.
#43 - BerryLicious (08/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I'm 22, I smoked since I was fourteen.
I tried everything to quit. Patches, gum, not buying cigarettes (drove me ******* mad), one of those daft self-help things. Nothing worked.
I got an e-cig, and that was great. All of the nicotine and none of the cancer.
Took me a while to get used to it though, I'd be puffing away all day and I think my nicotine intake increased for a while, but then it started dropping, and I eventually stopped using it.
I was clean two months before I went to a party, had a cig and thought WHY THE HELL DID I STOP
I've quit now though.
For no reason other than I just don't want to smoke.

Look, the only advice I can give you is try everything. But the only way you'll quit is if you're committed. And remember, if you slip up and smoke when you're drinking or with friends, that's okay. It doesn't mean you've failed.
Each craving only lasts a few minutes. You crave a fag, ride it out. Do something else. Eat some bacon.
The cravings will get less until you don't notice them any more.

Best of luck to you.
#12 - sinery (08/02/2014) [-]
1) Stop being a pussy.
2) Stop smoking.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (08/02/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Fear, sweet fear. Just see all the bad things smoking can do.
#57 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
#56 - anonymous (08/04/2014) [-]
Take a jar with about half an inch of water in it and throw in 4-5 butts. Everytime you feel like having a smoke open the jar and smell it.
#54 - thenewnuggubler ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Jack off whenever you feel the need to smoke. That way, your brain will associate smoking with sex/porn/fapping. Now whenever you see someone smoking, you get a boner. Wait no don't do that.
#52 - philgraves (08/03/2014) [-]
try snus...i have not smoke in a year using snus
User avatar #51 - thepastryistrue (08/03/2014) [-]
Do it like me: Stop it.
#47 - luderudecrude (08/03/2014) [-]
serious, kiaserzerg, try an Ecigarette. several people I know quit smoking using an e cigarette and have been smoke free for a year or more. My friend used the money he saved from not smoking and opened a vape shop. You can get the liquids in a variety of flavors, the hand-to-mouth "tick" is still used and there is a nicotine in the liquids so you don't really suffer from withdrawal symptoms. You can step down to 0 nicotine and quit without having to punch anyone in the face.

tl;dr? use an Ecig
User avatar #46 - thumbaccountlol (08/03/2014) [-]
Okay, i started smoking at 16, i quit on my 19th birthday as a present to myself, i told myself, "As hard as this is going to be, i know im strong enough to do it." and i just quit, no help, i just stopped smoking. I think positive thinking has more to do with it than people think, trust me, its **** for a while, but its doable.
#44 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
play video games
#42 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
Just don't give in to that urge.Remember that it is pointless expensive and unhealthy.
Remind yourself that...
Its nicotine that makes you want to smoke , just a little ******* chemical that you get bossed around by like a little bitch, with no will power or self control.
#40 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
Try crack
User avatar #37 - meanberry (08/02/2014) [-]
You're here forever like the rest of us.
User avatar #36 - miraxena (08/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Dunno if it will help or not but... i am trying to completely stop with masturbating... doing a bit too much...

so how about a competition... whoever falls for the temptation loses... now... dunno what the winner can get as price though....
User avatar #35 - Funnel ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Move to England, cause its a lot more tempting to put cigarettes in your mouth than fags.
User avatar #34 - godtherapist ONLINE (08/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Just stop.

You make it sound like it's impossible to just quit and be done with it but it's not. All you need is willpower.

Don't buy them and you won't have them.
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