i love andrew wk.. ugh I AINT GOT NOTHIN TO LOSE GONNA THROW IT AWAY N TALK TO YOU LETS START A PARTYPARTY LETS START A PARTYPARTY. so i' m staying in some hote
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i love andrew wk.

ugh

I AINT GOT NOTHIN TO LOSE
GONNA THROW IT AWAY N TALK TO YOU
LETS START A PARTYPARTY
LETS START A PARTYPARTY

so i' m staying
in some ******
hotel for the
holidays.. it' s
got a
reputation' if
you will..
whenever i stay
in a hotel like
this i like to
scout the room
for places the
cleaners might
have missed..
only because i
remember a friend
telling me years
ago he found a gun
duct taped to the
bottom of a chair
which is a much
bigger deal in
england btw.] and
to always look in
the places no one
would ever think to
look..
lo and behold i
found a fag pack
taped to the
underside of
that drawer.. but
to my
dissapointment
it didnt seem
like there was
any in it..
just some
damned money.
probably drug money"
but that won' t stop me
spending it on drugs.
so thats my Ott.
02: 28 27/ 12/ 2013
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User avatar #9 - feffog (12/27/2013) [+] (27 replies)
when finding money, be careful, you dunno when it was left there or if its still in an active deal, for all you know you could leave the motel, and the next tennent to the room remembers your face, next tennent being the guy picking up heroin money.

not that bad until youre in the middle of a destert, legs bound and fingers broken
User avatar #13 to #10 - zacisghandi (12/27/2013) [-]
Hull. desolate, no intelligent life, same colour for miles.

it's basically the same thing
#40 - traffy (12/27/2013) [+] (56 replies)
those black fingernails
User avatar #73 - amberleafwoohoo (12/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
DO I GET COLOURED TEXT NOW, ADDY?
#71 - helenwheels ONLINE (12/27/2013) [+] (30 replies)
"Found a gun taped to a bottom of a chair.. Which is a big deal in England btw"

Right, because in america, we have guns taped to the bottom of EVERY chair.
#140 - ohemgeezus (12/27/2013) [+] (9 replies)
How much is 110 quid in freedom dollars?
#147 to #140 - schneidend ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Nothing. Tyranny doesn't translate into freedom.
#57 - lasmamoe (12/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
So lucky.
User avatar #23 - lukap (12/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That money was there for someone,
and that someone can find you
#4 - applescryatnight (12/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"which is a much bigger deal here in england btw"
isnt it a big deal pretty much anywhere?
User avatar #12 to #8 - commontroll (12/27/2013) [-]
I'm from Texas, and I can confirm this. I can't sit down without four revolvers, two shotguns and an assault rifle falling out, even when I sit on the floor.
#1 - kingofunnyjunk (12/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #154 - ivoryhammer (12/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Is this supposed to be funny? I don't get it. Are people thumbing it because those are girl hands? What's the point?
#32 - epicextreme (12/27/2013) [-]
Americans: "quid?"
some brits like to call them squids
#11 - samthediv (12/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I found a condom with some heroin in it in a motel outside Glasgow.
It was awkward as **** when my mate picked it out of the bin. We were like "Thats probably been in some junkie's arse, y'know that right, mate?"

>OFW we thought the heroin was inititally **** .
#173 - HugeBalls (12/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
<MFW I read "fag pack"   
   
   
 I have the humor of a six grader
<MFW I read "fag pack"


I have the humor of a six grader
User avatar #131 - AlanbalMIT (12/27/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Beanerfag here with a semi related question.

Which gun would work to protect myself on my stationery shop?
#132 to #131 - lolfire (12/27/2013) [-]
Definitely a minigun.

It's the only viable option.
User avatar #211 - ncg (12/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Reason to live in Britain:
Getting to use the phrase "fag pack"
#139 - josieabby (12/27/2013) [+] (14 replies)
How I feel when I find money.     
(Any amount)
How I feel when I find money.
(Any amount)
User avatar #193 - thewellhungarian ONLINE (12/28/2013) [+] (12 replies)
How did this make it so far? Don't get me wrong, I'm not that funny, but this is utter **** . It's a cool story at best.
User avatar #83 - steamwhistler (12/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
thank god there were pictures, otherwise I wouldn't know what the **** was going on here.
#35 - jaqenhagar (12/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Your buddy found a random gun in a hotel room taped under a chair and "that's a bigger deal in england"? compared to where? I think just about ***************** finding a random gun is a big deal.

Do EU people really think guns are so common in America that you check into a hotel and the first thing we do is flip over chairs and go "oh well that's interesting... Hey guys anybody need a gun? we have one now."
User avatar #42 to #35 - dederplaol (12/27/2013) [-]
"What am I supposed to do with all these guns?" - Every American that ever lived
User avatar #55 - KayRed (12/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Can you just call it "Squid", please. I mean, it's not that big of a deal to have currency nicknamed after an animal.
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