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#8 - icameheretotroll (11/22/2013) [+] (15 replies)
If I wake up and see my cat doing this ill hold my breath and if it starts to eat me i'm going to throw her out of the window
User avatar #2 - kupowrath (11/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My friend has 5 cats. I assume that one day I'll go over to her house and she'll be missing, and the cats will be extremely fat.

But now they've tasted human flesh. It will be a new breed.

Zombcats.
#3 - teranin ONLINE (11/22/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Today I learned some questionable facts about cats!
#12 - dwarfman (11/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Yeah except that's ******** !
#22 - bubblestheimpaler (11/22/2013) [-]
God damn cats!
God damn cats!
#34 - iateallthebacon (11/23/2013) [-]
its not dead....... yet
its not dead....... yet
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#37 - ichtudirweh (11/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
< The one true Hannibal Lecter
#5 - tailsx (11/22/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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#64 - neoexdeath (11/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I will DEVOUR YOUR FL-...Oh, wait, still breathing, I meant 'meow' or 'nyan' or some other assorted cat noise.
User avatar #20 - konradkurze (11/22/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Cats:
keep checking you till youre dead so they can eat you right away

Dogs:
use up all sources of food before they even consider you as food.....

Cats: 0
Dogs: 1
User avatar #85 - cazabrow ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Ever wonder why old crazy cat ladies seem to just disappear without attracting attention? no funeral no nothing, because there's nothing left to bury.
#6 - Ken M (11/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I hope you understand this is total ******** .
#46 to #6 - rakoom (11/23/2013) [-]
Ace detective. Right here.
User avatar #24 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (11/22/2013) [-]
It usually does that to wake me up
And when I'm awake it wants to be let out...
User avatar #10 - Mr Ronok (11/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
yet dogs will wait untill theyre starving before they even consider you a meal
User avatar #54 - newsuperyoshi (11/23/2013) [-]
Meanwhile, my dogs post my mortum (assuming I have any living ones at that time) will be protecting my body for as long as they can.
#52 - iamphoenix (11/23/2013) [-]
Well, I don't want them to go to waste, do I?
User avatar #1 - sepheroth (11/22/2013) [-]
This is why I don't own a cat, because I know I'm delicious, and there's no way I'm letting one of those ******* get to my delicious body.
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