i guess. true story. relationship is getting to be alone with someone else.. But how can relationships be real if I sit on my computer all day Go Shopping on Ikea today Lots of single moms looking at furniture for no reason
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#7 - vigdos
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But how can relationships be real if I sit on my computer all day
But how can relationships be real if I sit on my computer all day
User avatar #218 to #7 - gaytard
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deep **** man
#203 to #7 - ljubav
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You sit on your computer?
You sit on your computer?
User avatar #4 - mitchthehugeman
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What about when i need to masturbate? Will she still want to be alone with me then
#12 to #4 - Blasphemer
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Yes....
User avatar #40 to #4 - guicosta
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Share the load. Sam and Frodo know how to party
User avatar #8 to #4 - dutchderpina
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Then you can **** her instead of masturbate, I guess.
#9 to #8 - mondamini
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I finally get to use this...
User avatar #58 to #8 - laspussy
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or get ****** by him
#123 to #8 - berkut
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But masturbate is way easier than have sex even if you are in a relationship.
To have sex with your gf you must:
-treat her nice
-seduce her
-give her a massage
-find the right moment to ask her
-use protection to avoid having parasites that'll dry your life for almost 20 years or more.

To masturbate you must:
-grab dick
-stroke
The rest happens as if by magic. And you dont have to hug anybody after that. Even you can do it again right after finish.
#171 to #123 - thecrayzeeman
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"To masturbate" instructions weren't clear enough got my ceiling fan caught in my dick.
#216 to #8 - anon id: 121c13ad
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everyone's a dumbass for red thumbing mitch and green thumbing you he was obviously kidding
User avatar #109 to #8 - swipez
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Only, and I mean ONLY if you want kids. Right xtoxicmuffinx? You ******* retard
#51 to #8 - grandelaquq
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people DO THAT!? :o
#170 to #8 - checkedem
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**checkedem rolled image**what if she doesn´t feel like it? chicks doesn´t always want sex, or at least not as much as we do
User avatar #176 to #170 - nogphille
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das gay.
Most should want it as much as we do.
If not, compromises should be made. From both ends.
User avatar #180 to #176 - checkedem
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have you ever been in a long relationship m8? there will be days that you both agree to get some, and there will be days that you will have to wank it, like it or not, not everything in a relationship is based on sex.
User avatar #181 to #180 - nogphille
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did you not read me type compromises, ******?

i shan't type my relationship history since i'm single and it seems of little relevance.
#193 to #181 - checkedem
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Most should want it as much as we do.
they dont
User avatar #194 to #193 - nogphille
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I don't know your libido, but i'm pretty content with getting it on once a day and even with skipping a day once in a while..
most of my exes were about the same..
User avatar #196 to #194 - checkedem
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you have had nice partners, some people dont get the same luck i was lucky to get some twice a week WAS
User avatar #197 to #196 - nogphille
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work a bit on your physique.. or treat them better.. or work on your cunnilingual skills
#20 - monsterderp
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the best parts of a relationship is getting to be alone with someone else... AND *******. ******* is pretty awesome. yep.
the best parts of a relationship is getting to be alone with someone else... AND *******. ******* is pretty awesome. yep.
#46 to #20 - twistedwoodthing
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It's ******* awesome
#22 - leftbehind
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Every time...every ******* time I feel depressed because of women I come here to have some laugh and I always have to find the contents that make me feel even more depressed.    
   
MFW
Every time...every ******* time I feel depressed because of women I come here to have some laugh and I always have to find the contents that make me feel even more depressed.

MFW
User avatar #35 to #22 - amonlavtar
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User avatar #37 to #35 - leftbehind
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User avatar #149 to #22 - tapeworms
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Maybe it's 'cause you complain about how you can't get women. It'll happen when it's meant to.
User avatar #246 to #149 - leftbehind
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Trust me, I hate to even talk about it but sometimes I can't take it anymore. I have no one to turn to so the internet is the only place where I can let it out safely....I mean I could just go out and kill some assholes, but that wouldn't do any good, right?

This "it will come when it has to" philosophy is really not for me. First of all, I always worked for everything and I can't imagine anything to happen by itself. Besides who dares to tell my that I'm just "not meant to be happy with someone"?
#154 to #22 - hazardpay
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here, have a gif alternative. Youll find her dude!
here, have a gif alternative. Youll find her dude!
#245 to #154 - leftbehind
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#159 to #22 - evilredmuffin
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#173 to #22 - anon id: a4446f47
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Stop being such a bitch.
User avatar #213 to #22 - Kairyuka
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Don't worry my man, you're going to find love one day
#226 to #22 - anon id: 3fe7ecb7
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**anonymous rolled image**Your the funny thing about this site
**anonymous rolled image**Your the funny thing about this site
#48 to #22 - unholyjebus
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I guess you could say that........... you've been left behind!!!! I'm lonely too
#49 to #48 - leftbehind
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I'm too tired for crap like this right now.....
I'm too tired for crap like this right now.....
User avatar #26 to #22 - sarahm
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It's going to be ok lil ***** you can do it
User avatar #27 to #26 - leftbehind
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I was telling that to myself in the last 5 years.

Thanks anyways.
User avatar #45 to #27 - bloopzoop
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I hope you find someone, dude.
User avatar #53 to #45 - leftbehind
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Thanks! Man, I feel so ****** up....I could make out with 2 girls in my entire life, only because they were drunk as hell and those are literally my memories including women. I'm just sick of this ****. Living day by day without anyone to hold on, to share my thoughts, joy or pain....

....here we go, I'm whining on the internet again. Would someone kill me, please?
User avatar #62 to #53 - thefates
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I'm shy and I'm in love with a shy girl so it's taking forever to go anywhere even though all of my friends keep telling me I have a good chance.
User avatar #113 to #62 - lolme
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I was shy as hell and she was a bit shy too but all it took for us was for her friend to invite us over to her house and when the night came, me and the girl I'm talking about ended up kissing on the sofa. (For way too long, when I think about it it's almost embarassing how long we just laid on that sofa, kissing.) This was without any alcohol. So just take it easy, if you feel like she is your kind of girl it will suddently happen. (I don't know how old you are, but I was 16 at that time and it was my first kiss.)
User avatar #244 to #113 - leftbehind
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I'm 21 and my first kiss happened about 5 months ago. I thought she's the one. We were friends for a couple of years. That night I told her how I feel and the next day she told me that she was drunk. With the other girl it was about the same damn thing, only difference is that (thank god) I didn't have strong feelings about her.

I work my ass off daily, on weekends I'm trying put my band together, I have my own interests, but it feels like it's all for nothing. Something's seriously wrong with me, wish I'd know what it is so I can change it.
User avatar #263 to #244 - lolme
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Well, the first thing I'd recommend you to do is think about how you think. Do you have fun with your band? If yes, why is it all for nothing? Fun is everything in this stressful life. Fun is what everyone strives for. If you have fun with your other interests then keep them, that is why they are interests, cause they are fun.

Don't worry about a GF, it will come. As Bob Marley once said, "Don't worry, be happy.". I don't have a job, I don't have a gf anymore (Broke up with the girl from the text a bit over a year ago.), I have social anxiety and I have tinnitus. I am doing fine.
User avatar #265 to #263 - leftbehind
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It's everything except fun. Sure, it feels good to play the guitar but band sucks since I'm the only member who takes it seriously. The worst part is that they are the only free musicians I could find in this rathole so I have to keep trying with them or else I'm ******! I always must do things, achieve things 'cause if I don't, my ******* thoughts would drive me nuts....thinking about it, I'm quite nuts already! I just want a partner in life who I can rest with. Someone who doesn't want to judge me, who loves me for myself, who can chill my ****** up mind for 5 seconds.
Interests or not, this life is killing me and not in the good way.
User avatar #266 to #265 - lolme
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Games. Get yourself a PC and play games, it will help.
User avatar #267 to #266 - leftbehind
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I played many games. I installed Oblivion and South Park: The Stick of Truth about a week ago. It's fun for a while but it becomes boring fast, just a pass-time activity, nothing more.
User avatar #268 to #267 - lolme
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Find a game you don't get bored of. For me that game was CSS and GO. I have 4000 hours ingame in those games combined and I started in 2007.
User avatar #269 to #268 - leftbehind
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4000 hours? Now that's something. To be honest I don't really want to get on PC games again. I played them for years and it only made a social outcast and a fat piece of ****. I could lose the weight but the social part....I think I said enough about that.
User avatar #273 to #269 - lolme
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I guess my genes are good, cause I've been playing everyday for years and I'm not at all fat. I even have some muscles, don't ask me how. (I sit for at least 10 hours every day.) And I've made friends that I talk to everyday and meet a few times a year, so for me it has worked wonders. Now I need a job though but it's fine, I probably need to move a bit. My heart is probably not in a good shape compared to my body.
User avatar #274 to #273 - leftbehind
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Yeah, I know guys like that. They can eat more for breakfast than what I eat for a whole week and still keep their shape. I had to starve and work 12 hours a day for 3 months to lose 10 ******* kilograms. Call it God, Karma, destiny or natural selection, but it ******* hates me.
User avatar #275 to #274 - lolme
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Yeah, you can't always be lucky, I guess. But the starving method doesn't work, it tricks your body into thinking that there's a scarcity of food and thereby activating the "energy saving" mode aka trying to save as much fat as it can so you can survive longer. The best method to lose weight is to simply eat more often but consume smaller portions at a time. Last time I heard it was something like 6 small meals a day. (I usually only eat 2-3 times a day and when I do I eat enough to not get hungry the next few hours, but that's me.)
User avatar #276 to #275 - leftbehind
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It wasn't because of a diet. I was living alone in Wales and I didn't have more money for food + I was working in a 12 hour shift.
#114 to #113 - thefates
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I wish I had self-esteem.
#115 to #114 - lolme
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Trust me, I had and stil have social anxiety and I didn't have a lot of self-esteem, at all. If it's right, it will happen. Chillax and let it flow.
Trust me, I had and stil have social anxiety and I didn't have a lot of self-esteem, at all. If it's right, it will happen. Chillax and let it flow.
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#39 - handofdestiny
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I like the way he pulls his belly in when girl is around..
I like the way he pulls his belly in when girl is around..
User avatar #85 to #39 - ianchrist
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or he lost weight because now he has a motivation to be attractive
User avatar #90 to #85 - dustypengwin
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He already got the girl while less attractive. How is that motivation to change?
User avatar #91 to #90 - ianchrist
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i take it you dont have a girl...

inb4 "yes i do"
that just makes you lazy and/or uncaring
User avatar #92 to #91 - dustypengwin
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I do, but you're also implying that I'm out of shape or unattractive.
I take it you have a girl that wants you to change.
User avatar #94 to #92 - ianchrist
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yes but he was unattractive, thus he had a reason to change.
User avatar #96 to #94 - dustypengwin
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If she considered him unattractive, she clearly doesn't care if she's dating him.
I'm not saying he should now totally let himself go, but that still doesn't give him a reason to become more attractive.
User avatar #126 to #96 - guitarmanforever
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While I agree with you to an extent, being with someone who cares about themselves as much as they care about you is the best. When you're with someone who physically wants to make themselves look good is better than being with someone who doesn't care at all, even if they are a great person. You are right though in the sense that they shouldn't change their appearance because someone else told them to.
#224 to #96 - ciacheczko
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Not trying to be better just because you already have someone implies that you consider making more effort for a potential girlfriend than for the one you already have.

When you care for someone you want to become awesome for said person just for the sake of it. I want to get more in shape for my better half not because he wants me to change, but because I think he deserves the effort.

If you have a complete lack of such mindset, then I have no idea what low self-esteem a girl has to have to date someone like you.
User avatar #52 to #39 - georgepowizzy
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That gif is eactly the way i reacted to reading your comment and scrolling up and discovering its true
#74 - mrturferpop
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lol, people getting feels from this.
lol, people getting feels from this.
User avatar #77 to #74 - Sethorein
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they're so woogly o_o
User avatar #78 to #77 - mrturferpop
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User avatar #83 to #78 - Sethorein
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THEY'RE SO WOOGLY
User avatar #228 to #78 - itsthetie
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wow..
User avatar #280 to #228 - aerosol
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Welcome to the wonderful world of cartoon hangover
#71 - conservativeusa
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**conservativeusa rolled image** My relationship
User avatar #164 to #71 - kazene
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This kind of roll coming from a guy with the username "conservativeusa" makes this so much better lol.
User avatar #165 to #164 - conservativeusa
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I know. It's priceless.
User avatar #166 to #165 - kazene
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Roll on my Wayward Son... roll on.
#72 to #71 - conservativeusa
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Oh lord.
#79 to #71 - pairasox
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#101 - imagnetsux
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**imagnetsux rolled image** this is my date
#131 to #101 - xgrandmoffx
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**xgrandmoffx rolled image** Here is my love interest.
User avatar #132 to #131 - xgrandmoffx
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Damn.
#102 to #101 - imagnetsux
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**imagnetsux rolled image** and this is what im doing 2 feet away from him
**imagnetsux rolled image** and this is what im doing 2 feet away from him
#108 to #102 - sabcy
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**sabcy rolled image** this is me watching them.
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