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how to make cash

Steps
Buy a premium rate
phone number.
Step 2
Print out the sign below with
your premium rate number
and attach it to your can
WWY MY DRIVING?
To report bad driving eon
INSERT I' REI! .. RATE HUBER HERE]
Step 3
Drive like a cunt.
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#1 - PenguinsOfMars (05/14/2014) [-]
funny post, but use this guide if you really do want to make money. i make over 9,000 dollars a week working from home, and i'm an ugly mother ****** that gets more pussy than you, and it makes your dick bigger, this is why dermatologists are pissed off, etc
#45 to #1 - exiite (05/15/2014) [-]
I think you just filled my whole internet quota with this comment.

Impressive!
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User avatar #24 to #1 - imamawesome (05/14/2014) [-]
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#26 to #24 - teevee (05/14/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#30 to #26 - imamawesome (05/15/2014) [-]
at least I tried
User avatar #52 to #24 - yaboybtrue (05/15/2014) [-]
I don't remember how to do that blue thing. That makes me sad
User avatar #78 to #52 - buckoman (05/17/2014) [-]
**yaboybtrue is wondering how to make text blue**
User avatar #77 to #24 - thepinkestofthepie (05/15/2014) [-]
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#3 to #1 - anon (05/14/2014) [-]
where can i get gold? i cnt see it
User avatar #6 to #3 - alalalalal (05/14/2014) [-]
You have to have an account over 5 years old and a personal picture of admins quads.
#18 to #3 - batmanbeyonddgrave ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
it's costs quite a bit, it's like tree fiddy
#5 to #3 - buffalogriller (05/14/2014) [-]
it's invite only bruh
User avatar #51 to #3 - shion (05/15/2014) [-]
You can send me money to my paypal and I'll give you a code that unlocks Gold Mode.
User avatar #55 to #3 - nightmarecorpse (05/15/2014) [-]
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User avatar #7 to #1 - teevee (05/14/2014) [-]
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#8 to #7 - meatboy (05/14/2014) [-]
But what would you do with the dead cat?
User avatar #9 to #8 - teevee (05/14/2014) [-]
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#10 to #9 - meatboy (05/14/2014) [-]
I want to know where you find prostitues willing to do such things.
User avatar #11 to #10 - teevee (05/14/2014) [-]
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#12 to #11 - meatboy (05/14/2014) [-]
Thanks man!
That information was really helpful.
User avatar #13 to #12 - teevee (05/14/2014) [-]
oh **** dude you didn't put on your Gold filter
#32 to #13 - thiswasnttaken (05/15/2014) [-]
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#33 to #32 - thiswasnttaken (05/15/2014) [-]
And that's how I punctured my urethra on a hospital patient's compound fracture.
#16 to #13 - tojimajia ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
**** dude you know admin can see what you did there man. you are gonna get banned for sure.
User avatar #27 to #11 - teevee (05/14/2014) [-]
just downgraded to blue; it costs a little less.
#60 to #9 - furiousmarshmellow (05/15/2014) [-]
What the 			****		, man? That's 			*******		 disgusting.
What the **** , man? That's ******* disgusting.
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User avatar #2 - yonyon (05/14/2014) [-]
>Drive like a cunt.
>Die in a horrible car crash.
>Collect your own life insurance.
>Profit.
#46 to #2 - indianajoe (05/15/2014) [-]
Flawless plan. Pic related.
User avatar #15 - grogovic (05/14/2014) [-]
Step 5
Get arrested.
User avatar #48 to #15 - baditch (05/15/2014) [-]
Step 6
Pay bail because you're rich now.
#31 - twomd (05/15/2014) [-]
infinite money trick.

Step 1. Get a box, and a friend (Sorry get a co-worker)

Step 2. Both people put twenty dollars in the box.

Step 3. Sell the Box to your co-worker for forty dollars.

Step 4. ???

Step 5. Well the profit was actually in step 3 but w/e
User avatar #34 to #31 - thebearthatcares (05/15/2014) [-]
the person who buys the box actually loses money, he put in 20, then paid 40 for the box so he lost 60 and only gained 40 when he got the box back...I just thought I'd let u know
#37 to #34 - anon (05/15/2014) [-]
-you







-the joke
User avatar #38 to #37 - thebearthatcares (05/15/2014) [-]
ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, well **** , sorry
#35 to #34 - anon (05/15/2014) [-]
wow... no ****
User avatar #36 to #35 - thebearthatcares (05/15/2014) [-]
I can't tell if your trying to be an asshole or if u genuinely learned something new, so I'll just assume the latter
User avatar #22 - kaboomz (05/14/2014) [-]
>drive like a cunt
>cops see you
>get pulled over
>pay fine worth of 2 months of "driving like a cunt"
>gg
>never again
#25 to #22 - amuzen (05/14/2014) [-]
got a friend whos dad drives like a cunt all the time, over the course of the last 8 years he's been pulled over 16 times and only had to pay a fine 7 times so it's like, if each fine is worth 2 months of the money from driving like a cunt then he still is overall making 34 months worth of whatever the profit is for driving like a cunt. Given he's also got ****** insurance coverage, he works a crap job, has a criminal record so no one will hire him+he can't travel and has to pay more than half his monthly income to child support all because of the same reckless decisions that lead to him driving like a cunt.
#54 - twistedwoodthing (05/15/2014) [-]
"Drive like a cunt"
#63 - inciude (05/15/2014) [-]
loolololololololoolol so cuuuuute op sticky plsssssss?
gimme red thumbs plsssssss?????
plsplsplsplsps pay me attention!!!! preety plsssss????
#66 to #63 - anon (05/15/2014) [-]
No, you cunt.
#67 to #63 - zzRedzz ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
Are you even trying?
Are you even trying?
#68 to #63 - certifiedidiot (05/15/2014) [-]
You are not worthy of the precious red..
#40 - gtfomylawnbish (05/15/2014) [-]
You joke. I wonder if it works. Sooo tempting to put one on my wife's car. I don't even need to tell her.
User avatar #61 - terafyde (05/15/2014) [-]
>buy premium phone number
>go to payphone that cost 40p
>use all you time
>do this a lot
>profit
#44 - qxangelxp (05/15/2014) [-]
The way this picture started had me laughing right away.

Good job OP.


Also, to the hilarious ********* in the comments bringing up the cops to ruin the plan, **** you.
#64 - anon (05/15/2014) [-]
Step 5
Buy way more cooler car.
Step 6
Get bitches.
User avatar #29 - Wahoona (05/14/2014) [-]
Anyone else know this was going to be a sound investment when they read a " ******** of cash"?
#62 - rekumate (05/15/2014) [-]
Revised version
Step 1: Be Jewish
#69 - icaptaincanada (05/15/2014) [-]
> Put stickers on top of all the ones already on trucks and buses, etc
>sit at home and do nothing
>???
>Collect dollars
>Roll in dollars
#70 to #69 - anon (05/15/2014) [-]
"Wait this sticker isn't allowed to advertise here..."
*calls cops*
*finds owner of number*
Cops: it's all fine. Especially you, you're fined a lot. like 15 grand.
User avatar #4 - godthanatos (05/14/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, but I don't get this. jokeexplain, sorry to summon you.
User avatar #59 to #4 - mondominiman ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
I don't think he does his job anymore. Usually other users are the ones helping. He's basically just a popular name now
#75 to #4 - winners (05/15/2014) [-]
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#23 to #4 - anon (05/14/2014) [-]
Thank god none of you idiots seem to know how to spell his username right. I may think that jokexplain's a useless ******* these days, but he doesn't need you summoning him every other second because you got dropped on your head too many times as a child.
#14 to #4 - bknob ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
Premium rate phone number = $ every time someone calls it
Premium rate phone number = $ every time someone calls it
User avatar #49 - rootintootinputin (05/15/2014) [-]
how will that make you money
#53 to #49 - anon (05/15/2014) [-]
A premium rate phone number is a line that costs money to call. Every person that calls has to pay to bitch about your horrible driving.
A premium rate phone number is a line that costs money to call. Every person that calls has to pay to bitch about your horrible driving.
User avatar #71 - wilfredfanforever (05/15/2014) [-]
What's the latest user thing on top oof the comments?
#72 to #71 - qosfortyone ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
new installment, so you know the 			*******		 that don't vote   
   
 I'm one of them
new installment, so you know the ******* that don't vote

I'm one of them
User avatar #76 to #72 - mrturferpop (05/15/2014) [-]
It's not exactly new, it was on the boards like a year ago but was removed.
User avatar #73 to #72 - wilfredfanforever (05/15/2014) [-]
Same, but I don't do it on purpose. Sometimes the green/red thumb don't load, only the skip arrow
User avatar #74 to #73 - qosfortyone ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
me neither I'm stuck on auto right-arrow pilot when I'm at FJ
User avatar #56 - leglesslegolegolas (05/15/2014) [-]
>Buy
Sounds kind of counter-productive
#57 to #56 - anon (05/15/2014) [-]
Gotta spend money to make money.
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