how to deal with bitchy daughters. . when and if I have daughter and she gets to that bitchy gm age and says. " wish you weren' t my dad I hate you" blah blah b
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how to deal with bitchy daughters

when and if I have daughter and she gets to
that bitchy gm age and says. " wish you
weren' t my dad I hate you" blah blah blah.
I' m going to have an extra set of all pictures
in the muse without me in them and on that
night I' m going to swap out all the pictures
of me. I will make sure to not meet any at
her friends or teachers er whatever and tell
my wife to act like I never existed in the first
place and disappear far we week there will
be nu proof of me existing. After we week ill
cameback swap out all the pictures again
and lust act like nothing happa' .
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Satan? u mean genius
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#4 - blacklisthunta (06/17/2014) [+] (19 replies)
My dad did this to me a few years ago. Little does he know I already found he's trying to teach me a lesson. Still waiting for him to change the pictures back tho..
#1 - comicexplain ONLINE (06/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I honestly wish everyone did this. Might even teach them the consequences of their actions, and how to not abuse yadda yadda blah blah blah, enjoy the content everyone!
I honestly wish everyone did this. Might even teach them the consequences of their actions, and how to not abuse yadda yadda blah blah blah, enjoy the content everyone!
#2 - muffinssnuffims (06/17/2014) [+] (3 replies)
What happens when she's really upset that you do in fact exist?

Everyone saying this is genius forgets how bratty little kids can be and how this could completely backfire.
#11 - wolfypolli (06/17/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I don't think I'll ever have kids.
I know having kids is a blessing and really fun and **** , but I just don't think I'd enjoy it.
Having kids doesn't seem like it'd be worth all the money and effort to me personally.
I'd rather just be the cool uncle and aunt couple that has enough money left over to go on trips, etc.
#30 - ubermasterfaggot (06/18/2014) [+] (23 replies)
My mom did this thing that is soooorta similar-ish?

So when I was but a wee youngen in my room playing Morrowind, my mom walks in and tells me something I can't remember what it was but I started yelling at her.
I started giving her some **** and then she said that if I kept going she was going to go kill herself.
I thought she wasn't going to do it so I said "Fine!" She leaves my room and I pause the game to hear what she will be doing. I kept thinking she wasn't going to do it and I was going to win and continue being the little toughy that I was pretending to be when I heard her pull open the drawer that had the kitchen knives in it.
I waited until I heard her cry out and heard the knife clatter to the ground and I broke down into tears. Seconds pass and I felt her pull me into a tight hug and I hugged her back, still crying. My little child mind thought I lost her, I never thought I could have loved someone so much in my life when I was about to lose them.
I still love her, and I cherish every moment when I get the chance to spend time with her because I hardly ever see her.
#15 - dahtzz (06/17/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Cancer removed, no need to thank me.
#51 - pikininja (06/18/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Or just raise your kid to be a respectful notspoiledbrat. I have never said anything like that to either of my parents so they didn't have that sort of problem.
Or just raise your kid to be a respectful notspoiledbrat. I have never said anything like that to either of my parents so they didn't have that sort of problem.
#24 - viralkamina (06/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
this was actually funny untill i read the tumblr cancer. Seriously. It adds NOTHING to the picture except the cringe of 12 year olds trying to seem witty...
#58 - earldibblesjr (06/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My dad did that to me ...I guess he forgot to come back.
#74 - floogin (06/18/2014) [-]
**floogin rolled image** MFW i read this
**floogin rolled image** MFW i read this
#22 - mikepetru (06/17/2014) [-]
Or stop paying for all her **** . No money for shopping. Take away her electronics. Need a lift? Get your super cool dumbass bitch friends to drive you. I would show her just how much of a rotten ************ I could be. I would show her just how much of the things in her life she is dependent on me for and realizes that, no, she does not know everything and she is not in fact old enough (mature enough) to take care of herself. I want her to feel the same pain I felt when my own flesh and blood told me that she hated me. She needs to be made to understand how much she hurt me, and she will only learn that once she knows what it's like to have a person she loves not give **** about her.

<<<My wife's face when
User avatar #38 - instalation (06/18/2014) [-]
"I wish you weren't my dad."

Then the daughter finds out that he really isn't her dad. The mom's been getting it on with the mail-man.
#112 - anonymous (06/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
OP probably wouldn't be important enough to be missed.

the only reason his wife would go along with the idea is so she can **** someone else.

Let the hatred flow through you, anon.
User avatar #138 to #137 - neutralgray (06/18/2014) [-]
Then that's incredibly depressing for you.
#92 - philosophyxplain (06/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I dunno man, most of these elaborate plots people cook up to 'teach' bratty children sound eerily like revenge fantasies to me.
#82 - anonymous (06/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
How about you raise your daughter in a way that she won't become bitchy? Worked in my family
User avatar #140 - perform (06/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
So apparently we should be sharing stories of our parents?

When I was young and still pretty short, I couldn't look over the balcony that we had. We lived in an apartment on the 16th floor. Now, just because I was young, doesn't mean I didn't know what the concept of falling to one's death was. So one day, I pissed my dad off, and he just threw me over the balcony. I pissed myself pretty ******* hard (probably shat myself as well) and landed safely on the top of another building. It turns out there was little warehouse building right next to ours that was really close. My dad was laughing his ass off and my mom was crying and hitting the **** out of him.

tl;dr I got thrown off a building.
User avatar #80 - satansfinest (06/18/2014) [+] (29 replies)
*roll3* Satan mentioned, roll 666
#39 - findaway (06/18/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Would it be worth the hundreds of dollars it would take to stay at a hotel for a week?

Also, where would you keep your car.. or any of your other belongings. Simply just box it all up, pack it away, and unbox it when your done to simply teach a lession?
#42 to #39 - IamPinhead (06/18/2014) [-]
Do you really think a Tumblrite puts that much forethought into anything?
User avatar #27 - kitarierose (06/18/2014) [-]
the screencapped tumblr comments seem unnecessary .
#3 - robuntu (06/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This wouldn't work. Kids already life and breath social media. They have a bunch of pictures on their cell phones/tablets/laptops that they'll have uploaded to their Facebook/Twitter/whatever account. You won't be able to access it to modify it.

Your kid's friends will probably have 100s of pictures from her last birthday, some of which will include you, or at least, one of your pictures since you had it at your house. You won't be able to modify those either.

This is totally impractical and would only work on the most retarded of kids.

It would be way better to just fake your death. No need to change pictures or hide stuff, or spend your life ditching parent-teacher conferences. Just have a fight with your kid, leave, and have your wife explain that you died in a car accident.
#13 to #3 - pridefulmatthew ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
You are fun at parties aren't you?
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